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The S(chizophrenic) & P(sychotic) 500

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Does this behavior look like a market that is pricing-in a Fed rate hike?

Total Schizophrenia...

 

 

and if you're wondering what catalyzed this latest 350 point ramp in The Dow?

Perfect bounce on Friday off the Payrolls cliff edge... and machines then auctioned stocks up to Friday's cliff edge in search of sellers...

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:20 | 6011069 Dubaibanker
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Those smart chaps at PIMCO coined a word for it...this is called the NEW NORMAL!....before they left the sinking ship! (or is that the stinking ship?)

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 13:53 | 6011339 HopefulCynical
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It's the Stinking Sinking Shit Ship.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 23:43 | 6013489 golden torch
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Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:21 | 6011076 Not_FieldingMellish
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AAPL having a blast of a day taking all the shorts that went in on Friday out to the woodshed. AAPL is really all that matters now.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:22 | 6011078 KnuckleDragger-X
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Markets by Orwell and analysis by Huxley. The S&P should be 2500 in a few weeks......

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 15:52 | 6011868 raywolf
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obviously there will be the mother of short squeezes if it breaks out higher and these markets love to go for the low hanging fruit..... long stops are miles away....

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:22 | 6011079 Callz d Ballz
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Just be ready to BTFD again.  The CB's will crash this casino when they are ready and not a minute sooner.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:23 | 6011083 MajorFall
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I don't think a better title is to be had...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:24 | 6011085 Thisisbullishright
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So, a straight up moonshot higher to start the day and levitation throughout the trading day?? 

Seems like the new normal to me...

Total bullshit!!  I need to stop tracking everything so closely because it just pisses me off!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:33 | 6011098 Kaiser Sousa
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"Total bullshit!!  I need to stop tracking everything so closely because it just pisses me off!"

bingo bro'...im right fucking there with u.....

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:25 | 6011089 Fun Facts
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This is what central bank open market operations look like.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:25 | 6011090 Kaiser Sousa
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and now it trades sideways in a perfect straight manner...

fucking hilarious....

and, and what was the negative Gold and Silver news/data this morning??????

yeah, i thought so......

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:25 | 6011093 buzzy_the_pirate_dog
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NFLX is grea...oh wait...shit.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 13:35 | 6011280 Tegrat
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lol. sad but trew.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:28 | 6011106 Glass Seagull
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Aapl is thy catalyst.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:30 | 6011115 Keltner Channel Surf
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W/ mid-day volume 1/3 of daily avgs, easy for most extreme stops (i.e., the gaps) to be hit on any CB positive news in computer-driven mkts.

Current levels would leave muddled daily technicals for SPY, but still bearish for other indices.  One wonders if a 2nd half reversal back to DMAs is in the cards today, or if 'somebody' want to push this to limits.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:46 | 6011145 jump_mutha_fukah
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I picked up some TNA puts right around that first fail of the 61.8 fib retracement between 4/15 high and Fridays low this morning around 11:30am (@92.91 was what I had for the 61.8).

Figured they would spike it today and that level was a decent fill of Fridays gap down as well. Unfortnately I hedged out my deep in the money puts last week on

Thursday (perfect timing) and missed out on a 2/3 of what could have been if left unhedged... Sat there thursday into the close thinking, go ahead and pick up some of those dirt cheap 93 puts on the other side of my hedge going

into the close...go figure.

 Feels like we are in a topping pattern...this chop keeps most from being too short on the good down days.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:57 | 6011176 Keltner Channel Surf
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Was too timid to join you, but it would seem if we're to ultimately head lower, big boys would re-short the gap, and if the reverse is true, then a reasonable stop for gap re-shorts is a good trade to make.   Got so annoyed with RUT that I switched to the QQQs last week, thus far I'm likin' it, goin' from IWM to QQQs analogous to a baseball on-deck hitter taking a donut-weight  off his bat -- the 'swings' are easier to make (at least I hope).  Best of luck to you.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 13:03 | 6011191 jump_mutha_fukah
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You too. I have been annoyed as well...to much like a crap shoot and way too much strike pinning in the RUT (all instruments)

Been waiting for oil to take another dump and then planning on playing some USO options spreads.

Like you, trying to find some sanity in this casino.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 13:08 | 6011205 Keltner Channel Surf
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No way to know for sure sittin' at my humble desk here in Ohio, but I suspect major public funds, including overseas, have been doing major reallocation programs from lg to small cap due to the $dollar, and given many are less 'sophisticated' than daily algos you and I are used to, it messes wi/ standard setups and levels.  The other option would be new, better predatory IWM algos, but you'd think we'd see that in the other indices, which have remained mostly tradable.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:50 | 6011157 jump_mutha_fukah
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RUT also broke significantly below that Accending Wedge cooking on the 1yr Daily on Friday, could be suggesting a trend change, but looks like not without a bit of chop/fight

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:35 | 6011126 Kaiser Sousa
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BREAKING NEWS....

"Frederick’s of Hollywood Group Inc., known for its racy women’s lingerie, filed for bankruptcy after closing all its stores and reaching a deal to sell the company as an online-only venture to Authentic Brands Group LLC.
The Los Angeles-based company notified customers on its website that it had closed all its brick-and-mortar locations. The company listed $36.5 million in assets and $106 million in debt in Chapter 11 papers filed Sunday in U.S. bankruptcy court in Wilmington, Delaware."

now u know why the Fraud Markets rocketed this morning...

ur welcome.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:37 | 6011131 moneybots
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"Does this behavior look like a market that is pricing-in a Fed rate hike?"

 

It looks like it is reacting to every little FED open mouth market manipulation.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:47 | 6011150 moneybots
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So KNX news radio says this morning, that Bullard said that removing "patient" doesn't mean impatient.

Everybody knew that already, so there was no reason to restate it, except to goose the market, after a bad Friday.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:43 | 6011137 homebody
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The whole industry needs wide swings to force short term volume  - can't have a long term positions anymore - savers and conservative investors being sacrificed. 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:50 | 6011152 ekm1
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Days or weeks, not months.

There is no such thing as catalyst.

 

This is a centrally commanded system like Playstation or Xbox

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 14:28 | 6011444 LawsofPhysics
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LOL!!!  Well that playstation consumes a shitload of calories/energy....

tick tock motherfucker...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 14:58 | 6011589 Hohum
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You said it would be days or weeks, days or weeks ago.  I want collapse now!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:54 | 6011165 Yancey Ward
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That looks like the healthy heartbeat of the market!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 13:11 | 6011194 nopat
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Does the market look like it's pricing in a Fed rate hike?  Well shit bro, it would help if you looked at a market that priced Fed rate hikes...

It's hackneyed analysis like this that really pisses me off.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 13:07 | 6011201 kizell
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This is what you would expect in a high risk market that is high priced.  Buy dips, sell highs, repeat.  

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 13:16 | 6011233 venturen
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Scotty we are going to need more Warp drive....but captain the printers can't handle it.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 13:28 | 6011264 Squid Viscous
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you know the fat lady is tuning up when US "blue chips" are reacting to Chinese banking policy changes

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 13:35 | 6011282 Bear
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Just call me the Running Bear ... roller coaster rides are supposed to be fun

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 13:38 | 6011292 orangegeek
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The future of investing = scalping, just like the banksters do.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 14:27 | 6011441 LawsofPhysics
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Please, simply "saking out the weak hands"....

s/

there is no market, period.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 15:03 | 6011620 suzannacuahjsouiqxxg
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Right on cue! Market gets hit Friday and the New York Fed comes out with market-soothing statements the next trading day. Coincidence? 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 15:31 | 6011775 El Hosel
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" Market Soars", "best day since last algo squeeze", "even after seven years this shit never gets old", "pass the fairy dust", "welcome to diryfuckerville have a nice day".

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