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Stocks Roundtrip From Friday's Cliff-Dive

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Mission Accomplished?

US Stocks love Chinese rate cuts...

 

Chinese Stocks not so much...

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:11 | 6010864 buzzsaw99
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this too is, er, never mind

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:14 | 6010875 Harlequin001
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Phew, that was close...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:26 | 6010915 Hype Alert
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Volume doesn't seem to be loving it.  Where are the fools?  We need more fools! 

 

The Greater Fool Theory doesn't seem to be drawing them in as much as Friday's good news.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:57 | 6010998 Save_America1st
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so...it's like they dug a big hole and then filled it in again.  That must be considered "job creation", right?? 

Krugmann should be so proud

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:59 | 6011007 stocktivity
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It's all Bullshit!!!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:02 | 6011015 samcontrol
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don,t steal my bull shit.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:18 | 6011064 BullyBearish
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All it shows is they still have a dick...as limp as it is

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 23:50 | 6013505 golden torch
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Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:12 | 6010867 Max Damage
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Don't worry Chinese stocks will be up 5% tomorrow

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:12 | 6010870 Quinvarius
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I sent them an angry email for not running them up on Friday close like they were supposed to.  Lazy ass clowns.  Made me sit on those trades all weekend.  No one has time for their "pretend there is a market" games.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:20 | 6010898 buzzsaw99
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No one has time for their "pretend there is a market" games.

apparently you do. lulz

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:29 | 6010927 Al Huxley
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Well, I'm with Quinvarius - if I BTFD on Friday morning, why should I have to wait until Monday for the bounce-back?  It's just sloppiness and inconsideration on the part of TPTB.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:13 | 6010871 Keltner Channel Surf
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It was a round-tripper, 2-way ticket, yeah
It took just 2 days to find out, but we found out ...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:14 | 6010877 i_call_you_my_base
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MacGuyver Markets. Just needs moar duct tape.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:15 | 6010880 monopoly
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How can anyone possibly short stocks for more than a few hours. Just makes no sense.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:45 | 6010963 loveyajimbo
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How can anyone possibly short stocks for more than a few hours. Just makes no sense.

 

Sure... until it DOES make sense. And it will... soon.  Wait until the lemmings and sheep get spooked...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:21 | 6011073 TBT or not TBT
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That would leave just the algos trading with other algos.   Inconceivable!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:18 | 6010889 thismarketisrigged
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what makes me sick is just how blatant it is the rigging, and how the only people who actually get that the ''market'' is rigged r the people on zerohedge.

i mean for crying out loud, these animals bring back the ''market'' the same amount of pts it was down the previous session in less than 2 hours.

 

this is not a one time thing, it happens daily.

 

how can regular people not catch on by now that they r being fucking raped by these banksters day in and day out?

 

people should fucking be standing outside these banks all over the world, on wall st, etc and pelting these banksters will rocks every time they walk by. also on liberty ave where the criminal fed operates.

 

its time for ppl to stand up to these fucking assholes, i am so sick of them, hopefully there is really such thing as karma, bc they will be served 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:20 | 6010895 Everybodys All ...
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It's been that way for years now. Sigh. The new normal. Short of a nuclear exchange we are up nearly every day following any down turn. Fundamentals mean absolutely nothing as this is all now essentially centrally planned markets.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:24 | 6010909 Stormtrooper
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It's hard to find good throwing rocks where I live. However, there is a lot of lead available and I can throw it at a much higher velocity. When do we start?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:47 | 6010970 Consuelo
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Consider it a 'blessing'.   Why?   Because you know ~Precisely~ where the market stands, thus making it incumbent on You to prepare accordingly - with the benefit of foreknowledge even...!!!   How good is that...???!!!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:41 | 6011134 FreeShitter
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The fucking sheep (75%+) are fucking chemically subdued as I type. Wall st. had this factored in many moons ago. The sheep know nothing unless it's sports/reality tv/faux newz.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 13:06 | 6011199 I Write Code
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Most mainstream brokers realize it's rigged, but so far they're OK with it.  One young guy I know seems to consider it perfectly normal, he's never seen anything else and can't seem to imagine anything else.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:18 | 6010890 KnuckleDragger-X
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The markets are searching for the worst thing they can do and I think they are on the right path....

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:21 | 6010900 the6thBook
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Utilities lead the way for a change.. $XLU

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:22 | 6010902 moneybots
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"Mission Accomplished?

US Stocks love Chinese rate cuts..."

 

I thought they loved Bullard saying that not saying patient, didn't mean impatient.  FED mouthpiece stock market manipulation of the day.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:29 | 6010923 Pareto
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---------> $INDU 25,000

---------> $INDU 17,000

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:57 | 6011000 Your guess is a...
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---------> $INDU 25,000

---------> $INDU 5,000

 

Let's add a bit of spice.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:02 | 6011016 Pareto
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True that.  Except you should end up with 100% $indu 25,000, since, as we know, the DOW will never hit 5,000 before it hits 25,000.  Never happen.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:11 | 6011035 Not_FieldingMellish
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Correct. A more accurate poll would have been Dow 50,000 or 5,000 but at this point all that matters is AAPL. Maybe they can come out with a range of kitchen appliances that directly interface with the NSA and cost 5X the average. Toast anyone?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:29 | 6010928 Not_FieldingMellish
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So Friday as an Admiral Ackbar bear trap? S&P 2300 by 2016. USD index wants to hit 120.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:25 | 6011095 TBT or not TBT
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Never go full Ackbar.  The human rebel scum never last long engaging Algo Destroyers at point blank range.  

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:51 | 6010980 Comte d'herblay
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Anyone who reads this blog, who didn't buy the dip on Friday 3:55 p.m should be taken out back to the woodshed where something nasty would occur.

This stragetery has made millionaires, billionaires, in the last 7 yrs.

Failure to do so is accruing to the losers at astonishing rates.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:05 | 6011025 q99x2
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They can do it. They have the software.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:11 | 6012681 luna_man
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And don't exspect these CRIMINALS, to do anything different!  Too late to stop now!

 

Patience, GrassHoppA...almost there

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