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Stunned Greeks React To Initial Capital Controls And The "Decree To Confiscate Reserves", And They Are Not Happy

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Earlier today, following weeks of speculation, Greece finally launched the first shot across the bow of capital controls, when it decreed that due to an "extremely urgent and unforeseen need" (ironically the need was quite foreseen since about 2010, but that is a different story), it would be "obliged" to transfer - as in confiscate - "idle cash reserves" located across the country's local governments (i.e., various cities and municipalities) to the Greek central bank.

Several hours later the decree which was posted in the government gazette has finally percolated among the population, and the response to what even ordinary Greeks realize is now the endgame, is less than exuberant.

Bloomberg reports, that "as Greece struggles to find cash to stay afloat, local authorities say they oppose a government decision to use their reserves for short-term financing."

“The government’s decision to seize our reserves not only raises legal and constitutional issues, but also a moral one,” said George Papanikolaou, mayor of Glyfada, the third-largest municipality in the metropolitan region of Attica after Athens and Piraeus. “We have a responsibility to serve our citizens,” Papanikolaou said by phone on Monday. Glyfada has about 16 million euros in cash reserves, he said.

George is unhappy because as recently as tomorrow, he will find there is precisely zero euros in his public bank account, as all the money has now been forcibly sequestered by the government in order to repay future Troika, pardon, IMF obligations.

Sadly for Greece, this is the only option left as the money has now fully run out: Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras ordered local governments and central government entities to move their cash balances to the central bank for investment in short-term state debt.

From Bloomberg:

The decree to confiscate reserves held in commercial banks and transfer them to the Bank of Greece could raise as much as 2 billion euros ($2.15 billion), according to two people familiar with the decision. The money is needed to pay salaries and pensions at the end of the month, the people said.

 

“It is a politically and institutionally unacceptable decision,” Giorgos Patoulis, mayor of the city of Marousi and president of the Central Union of Municipalities and Communities of Greece, said in a statement on Monday.“No government to date has dared to touch the money of municipalities.”

It took the radical leftist one all of 2 months since coming to power.

And the punchline is that the use of confiscated proceeds is unclear: the government says it is to pay pensions and wages, but recall that the same government recently confiscated pensions to repay the IMF, so according to the chain of logic, the government first raided pensions, and now municipalities, just to repay the dreaded Troika.

The Athens city council and the union of municipalities and communities in Greece will convene tomorrow to debate the order, a press officer of the mayor’s office said.

And one everyone realizes what just happened, expect the riot cam and the Greek Pay-Per-Riot channel, which has been on hiatus since the summer of 2012, to be fully reactivated.

 

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Mon, 04/20/2015 - 15:58 | 6011906 fightthepower
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Plays into the hand of Golden Dawn.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:01 | 6011922 Thought Processor
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And it's gone..............

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:10 | 6011947 ZerOhead
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Yup... and if they were smart they would also be banning all gasoline sales. Gonna be a hot time in the old town tonite...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:14 | 6011989 Wolferl
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Throw those pathetic Greeks out of Europe already.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:18 | 6012013 HobbyFarmer
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Molon Labe.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:26 | 6012047 macholatte
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There Is No Free Lunch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEWTPmMwgck


Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:42 | 6012122 Deathrips
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Paper promises are slavery if there's no collateral.

Entire world...watch what happens when govts eat all the handouts like addicts.

 

RIPS

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:49 | 6012168 El Vaquero
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Who pays the Greek cops?  The Greek government, or the municipal governments?  Inquiring minds want to know!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:54 | 6012197 BaBaBouy
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""local authorities say they oppose a government decision to use their reserves for short-term financing."

WTF "short-term financing" ??? You Mean The Money Is GONZO For Good!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:59 | 6012219 BaBaBouy
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INTERESTING...
This Muni Asset Seizure IDEA Comes RIGHT AFTER Klugman's Visit...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:01 | 6012239 El Vaquero
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Krugtron The Potato!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:35 | 6012383 NoDebt
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Picture of the cop reminds me of my old G.I. Joe with the King Fu Grip.  Hai-yah!

Holding his riot shield upside down, too.  Or maybe it's because he's left handed and was using a right handed shield.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:57 | 6012467 MillionDollarBogus_
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Not happy..??

I see a cop dancing to a drummer's beat..

A Greek Stomp..

Zorba would be proud...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 18:08 | 6012496 Handful of Dust
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The Greek Leaders [secret] Swiss Bank accounts have been getting a tad low ... thus the move to steal OPM.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 18:16 | 6012525 Fish Gone Bad
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And yet another reason to not go to Greece...  Jumping riot police.  Riot police are bad enough, but do they HAVE to have the jumping variety as well???

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 18:47 | 6012616 Manthong
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:-) 

What part of lice might we not understand?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 18:52 | 6012625 Manthong
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Oh, you’al just do not understand the eastern traditions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBqlfKtqTgc

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 21:26 | 6013134 Squid-puppets a...
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my take on that photo of the cop was -

Drumming: ur doing it wrong

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 22:18 | 6013264 palmereldritch
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Project 'Taking It Up the Assets' has commenced

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 02:34 | 6013692 Manthong
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when things get serious, you have to jackboot.

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 06:38 | 6013834 USisCorrupt
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The Bankers should be PROUD of their work.

 

Coming to a Country near YOU soon !

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:37 | 6012393 Haus-Targaryen
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Fuck the Greeks. I bet all these munis are still flying the blue and yellow. Morons.

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 01:03 | 6013609 Tall Tom
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If you are invested in Euros then the Greek Default will make your European Union Banks insolvent.

 

It will not be contained. Then it will happen to you as a result. When you say fuck the Greeks you are actually hoping for your own ass reaming.

 

Not only can it happen to you but it will happen to you. And if ANYBODY ELSE believes that they are immune because they live here in the States and the currency is the Dollar?

 

It will also happen to us. It is just a matter of time and time is running short. It will be a spectacular implosion, happening almost overnight.

 

Who is the fucking moron? Take a good look in the mirror.

 

Fuck JPM and Goldman Sachs.

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 01:56 | 6013672 Haus-Targaryen
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Sorry - I realize the Greeks leaving will wipe out everyone, especially the EU.  Its why I want it to happen.  

I am properly hedged against the situation, and am really looking forward to picking up a ton of assets on the cheap in the coming depression.  

I realize it will be a spectatcular implosion.  I realize there will be chaos, rioting, and a general sense of the world coming to an end.  I also know that it is enivetable and MUST happen.  The longer it gets put off -- the less I have time to rebuild before my retirement.  

The world is cyclical.  

I'll keep calling the Greeks morons, because, essentially -- that is what they are.  Their media has directed their anger at the Germans instead of the EU and EMU where it properly belongs.  Most of the population is too stupid to realise it, as more than 2/3rds of them want to keep the EUR and keep their seat at the "cool kids table."  

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 04:46 | 6013778 Flagit
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Not to be nosy, but what assets are you talking about acquiring "on the cheap"?

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 05:43 | 6013803 Haus-Targaryen
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Looking forward to swapping AG and AU for real estate in arrears.  

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 06:40 | 6013840 USisCorrupt
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And then the Guberment will come and TAKE & TAX it away from you.

 

Do NOT put all eggs in one basket.

 

You will understand.

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 07:01 | 6013860 Haus-Targaryen
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Counterpoint - 

I do not live in the United States.  

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 07:08 | 6013866 USisCorrupt
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Counterpoint-

 

It makes no difference.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:13 | 6012294 7.62x54r
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The state of California tried that. The local governments told them to screw off.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:45 | 6012140 BaBaBouy
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""local authorities say they oppose a government decision to use their reserves for short-term financing."

WTF "short-term financing" ??? You Mean The Money Is GONZO For Good!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:13 | 6012692 MonetaryApostate
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What if Greece is just a window to the future for every nation on this earth?

What if All Government are actually technically insolvent & broke like Greece & the elite say, too bad, pay up or else...?

What if I just stop shoving the truth down your throats and throwing buckets of realism on you all and go eat my happy meal now? :D

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:36 | 6012988 disabledvet
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Makes no sense to cut off the money then.

 

Thirty percent interest in a Christian land?

 

Absolutely criminal.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:37 | 6012245 kchrisc
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Good video but they failed to show how it really works:

A bunch of pols, crats and funcs with guns show up and demand $11 from their victim. They then forward $6.00, after their cut, to the welfare meal recipient who then pays for the meal.

Why $6.00? Because the restaurant owner and his lobbying association have paid the pols and crats $.50 for priority. This enables the restaurant owner to raise his prices by $1.00 for EVERYONE, not just the welfare recipient.

Welfare starts with plunder.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.

 

"Kill a welfare recipient, and they'll make more. Kill the plunder for welfare, and that's that."

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:26 | 6012665 Freddie
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The Greeks are hopeless z-slaves like Americans and Ukrainians.  The only good thing in Greece was that dog who barked at the cops during the riots and he died.

Scum bag Greek cops would try to kick him.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riot_dog

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 22:04 | 6013230 TheReplacement
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Do not forget they tax the transaction too.  They getcha coming and going. 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:42 | 6012110 ThroxxOfVron
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Kanellos!!

 

...Here, boy...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:45 | 6012128 Urban Redneck
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Federalism Bitchez!

They gave ownership of that money up when they signed up.

Confederalism is far superior government structuring, except in the eyes of thieving kleptocrats. 

 

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 02:53 | 6013704 bitterwolf
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"Come and take it"......the greeks have nothing to take.LOL"

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:24 | 6012338 Condition 1SQ
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Gee, who would have thought that a welfare state wouldn't do so hot?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:51 | 6012450 boattrash
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Throw the EU and IMF out of Greece!  FIFY

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 18:55 | 6012635 kb0oxt
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A lot of people in the USA are very concerned about Jade Helm 15. What is happening in Grece may be what the US is getting ready for. We are BROKE

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 18:55 | 6012636 kb0oxt
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A lot of people in the USA are very concerned about Jade Helm 15. What is happening in Grece may be what the US is getting ready for. We are BROKE

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:46 | 6012800 acetinker
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Three words- Fuck you, Angela!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:48 | 6012811 Miffed Microbio...
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Say it again Ace!

Miffed;-)

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:46 | 6012801 acetinker
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Three words- Fuck you, Angela!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:18 | 6012879 acetinker
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Shit, Miffed!  Looks like I did!

Guess you can't back out of a comment w/o looking like a dumbass.

You gotta scroll back to the top and hit the home button.

In any case, I fervently hope that I have not made an enemy of you.

It's your choice.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:39 | 6013001 disabledvet
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Is that a threat?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:54 | 6013042 acetinker
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Watchoo talkin' about, Willis?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 21:24 | 6013131 Miffed Microbio...
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Just teasing you. I'm feelin' obstreperous today. Ruffled a few feathers and kicked a couple of asses at work so, all in all, a mighty fine day!

How could you ever be an enemy? Partner in crime more likely.

Miffed;-)

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 22:18 | 6013269 acetinker
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You like music, no?

Supertramp

Crime of the Century

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrPvZg042RA

Having once been an employee of corpUSA I will just say that your bosses have power behind them, and even though they need you, will nonetheless kick you to the curb, when it serves their purpose.

Much Love,

Ace

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 23:46 | 6013497 Miffed Microbio...
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Big Supertramp fan. And to think I listened to Crime of the Century not knowing the scope of things to come. I miss those times when life was simpler and there was a modicum of freedom left or at least the perception.

I'm tired of corporate America and its petty rules, HR bitch queens and oppressive government regulations. More and more my job is to serve these beasts. Yes, they need me. For now. But first you are a Pet and then you are Meat. Such is the nature of this shitty world. And no one will follow me hoping I will take the fall and not them.

Miffed

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 01:23 | 6013628 Tall Tom
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Try this one out Miffed...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puAeFwRFh3Q

 

Roger Hodgson is one of the artists of Supertramp...

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 21:03 | 6016680 acetinker
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Seems like most of us are trying valiantly to ignore the facts.  We were part of a growing demographic, it's not surprising that the banksters were able to exploit that, given that we were never told how banking works.

You're not one to ignore facts, are you?

I love you for it, and apologize to Mr. Miffed in the same thought.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 23:57 | 6013510 Meremortal
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That's why the only way forward is always to work for yourself. Even a fair employer must make a profit off your production in order to stay in business. Which means you are selling yourself short every day.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 22:50 | 6013363 acetinker
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Lucifer, the one who was called Satan, but was in fact the light-bringer, has taken many forms over the decades of my life.

Lucid, Lucent, and Illuminated are all derived from Lucifer- Is he really the devil, or just the enemy of the Roman Catholic church?

Does he exist?  As an entity, probably not.

As an idea, absolutely- Much like Jesus.

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 20:39 | 6016637 acetinker
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Just so ya' know, greenies and reddies do not define me in this realm, or any other.

Light-bringer just doesn't seem all that threatening to me.

All I want is for one redder to explain how an all-knowing, purely benevolent God allows Satan (Lucifer, to you) to exist.

Lucifer is a fallen angel, according to y'all.  But, if you were God, would you allow a defiant ex-follower an audience?

You wanna know why none of this shit makes sense, and why you can't explain it?

It's because it only exists within your churches, synagogues and mosques.

It's bullshit.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:18 | 6012014 0b1knob
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They should release the RIOT DOG.  But sadly he is dead.   Much like the Greek economy.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/greece/11151215/Greek-r...

Happier times.

http://www.blinkx.com/ce/Ma0dDPiVOq9WP6JqLIKQ8OfVd1N9us7PbWvlTHmFsVeYX-z...

 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:27 | 6012052 Peter Pan
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When you see the riot policeman holding his shield upside down and trying to take it out on a harmless drum, you really begin to wonder how soon before something truly ugly transpires. 

All the police had to do is allow the people access to parliament while it is sitting and allow the people to extract their revenge. I am sure that after that the Greek people would be in a far better mood to accept a restructuring of their economy, bureaucracy and way of life.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:38 | 6012088 negative rates
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That was a newly trained animal, soon to join the disable list.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:07 | 6011953 RU-GAY2
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You elect a bunch of socialist faux rebels (banker stooges) then act amazed when they take your cash? 

Phooking amazing!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:48 | 6012159 kchrisc
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Did they "elect" them or think they did?

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:59 | 6012849 Slave
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Funny how this opinion is trendy now on ZH. It certainly wasn't a few months ago...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:36 | 6012096 kchrisc
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"And it's gone.............."

A friend this weekend pointed out that the bankster that utters that statement in that South Park episode is passing Stan's deposit around a bunch of bankster and Wall St. entities. As a result, it is not "gone," but "theirs." Gone from you, while becoming theirs.

"And it's theirs!"

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.

 

"And it's gone." My guillotine's operational motto.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 18:43 | 6012611 All_Your_Base
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theIRS

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:42 | 6012116 Sith1122
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You forgot to add the "poof"

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 21:07 | 6013091 Antifaschistische
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Did he actually say this was an "unacceptable decision"

I'm very sorry...this decision was made a long time ago when sheeple bow to Central Banking Monopolies.   We are doing the same thing in the US.  And one day, perhaps not soon, but one day, we too will be outraged and the unacceptable decisions made by the US Treasury and Federal Reserve...and we will be 100% powerless to do anything about it....because those decisions, too, have already been made.

Good luck Greek people.

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 06:07 | 6013797 Bumpo
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I shall play you the song of my people …

 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:08 | 6011964 Mister Delicious
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good. GD is against the banks, the "NWO" and unlimited immigration.

that is, they are villified {certain extremists aside - like th etea party has bona fide nuts and racists etc} for basically wanting to help the Greek people.

dont believe everything you read - is a rule to be heavily applied to descriptions of the GD in western press.

and no - not everything they espouse is good or wise... but all in all... they aren't the bad guys they're made out to be.

at all.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:58 | 6012846 acetinker
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People think they want freedom, when what they really want is security.  It don't work that way, and the tyrant will always promise to provide security- for you to be free to pursue your dreams, while reaping every thin dime you create by your efforts.

Just sumthin' you need to know, Mister Delicious.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:19 | 6012919 NoPension
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Most farm animals live a very secure life. Until that day.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:32 | 6012965 acetinker
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Nice place you have here- be a shame if something happened to it.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:12 | 6011983 ersatz007
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there's a Golden Dawn diner in Trenton.  Good food, but expensive for a diner. 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:24 | 6012037 mt paul
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if you give me baklava today

i'll gladly pay you tuesday..

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:34 | 6012074 cheech_wizard
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Sorry, I accept pm only... :)

 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 18:09 | 6012503 Handful of Dust
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That's "Golden Coral" not "Golden Dawn."

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 05:51 | 6013811 Silver_K-9
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Set Adrift on Memories Bliss of You - PM Dawn

#OhWait

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 08:13 | 6013968 Dicey
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Hopefully.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:02 | 6011925 booboo
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Looks like the greek cop is going to take a drumstick to the scrot

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:08 | 6011967 actionjacksonbrownie
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Any cop who would defend these thieves deserves a drumstick to the scrot.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:31 | 6012069 NoDebt
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Imagine how pissed off those cops are going to be when it's THEIR paycheck showing up with "IOU" written on it.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:39 | 6012098 negative rates
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Not madder than he looked now, must have already been workin for back wages. 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:46 | 6012145 ThroxxOfVron
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The praetorian assholes should already have looked into the emply accounts where their pension funds used to be kept and figured out that they are gonna take a beating even if no protestors show up...

 

No army ever never marched very far without being provided rations and pay unless they were in retreat...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:52 | 6012179 actionjacksonbrownie
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Obviously those knuckle dragging thugs can't think that far ahead.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:35 | 6012079 astoriajoe
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when their checks don't clear, they'll probably be less enthusiastic about showing up for work on time and bashing their neighbors skulls in.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:08 | 6011968 ZerOhead
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The cops there are not going to need gym memberships to stay in shape anymore...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:11 | 6011979 Peter Pan
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EXCLUSIVE : Former Greek gov. official claimed that Greece's default postponed for 3-4 years!

This is true and was confirmed to me by a shadow Minister of Finance of Germany some years ago "because the system cannot take a sudden default, therefore we have to extend the default period in order to prepare for the inevitable."

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:45 | 6012138 thetruthhurts
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Maybe they need to go back to 'city states'

Sparta!!!!!!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:46 | 6012143 kchrisc
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This ends with false-flag and ZATO.
Another war with ZATO member Turkey? Invasion?

I just don't see any other way Zion can let this end, as they risk Greece climbing in bed with Russia and/or China.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.

 

Poor Greeks: So few choices, and so fewer arms.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:05 | 6012257 Youri Carma
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LOlz

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:49 | 6012170 williambanzai7
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Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:54 | 6012189 Bastiat
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Awesome!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:54 | 6012192 kaiserhoff
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vonderbar;)

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:22 | 6012331 i_call_you_my_base
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One of your best!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:42 | 6013009 razorthin
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Do you notice that Draghi doesn't have any lips?  That's what so much coxxucking can do.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 22:27 | 6013296 palmereldritch
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Some get a kick from cocaine
I'm sure that if I took even one sniff
That would bore me terrific'ly too
Yet I get a kick out of you

I get a kick ev'ry time I see
You're standing there before me
I get a kick though it's clear to see
You obviously do not adore me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtwO2tKZmwQ

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:05 | 6012203 Reggie Middleton
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I'd love to hear from someone in Greece to find out if cash balances are tranferrable out of personal and business demand deposit accounts right now. I penned my warning yesterady - EU Area Residents' Step-by-Step Guide to Escaping the Upcoming Bank Bail-ins & Capital Controls, which means that any Greeks who read it and took head would have had their assets mobile (out of the Grecian banking system) and would have started locking into EUR/USD swaps by this morning.

I understand the process was I posted might have been a little heavy for the layperson, but there's a method to the madness. First, we eliminated the liklihood of keystroke loggers, then we put up a VPN. This way the Greek government could not have known that you sent the money out of their reach, how much was sent, how it was sent and where.

Or you could have simply clicked the download link and got started, but then we might've been reading a ZH post about you (Greek national's assets frozen by...). See How Should You Handle Your Money? Conveniently Or Safely - There's Always A Trade-off

This is the type of situation that is cusom made for digital currency solution.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:31 | 6012368 i_call_you_my_base
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I don't think Greece has the sophistication in espionage that would require thwarting keystroke loggers or a vpn. As long as you've got an SSL connection you are probably good. Probably.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:12 | 6012893 conscious being
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Wrong, wrong, wrong. It matters not what kind of sophistication the Greek .gov can muster. The NSA collects everything. Who do they work for. There are other entities as well. For example, to where does the NSA pipe all its traffic? Unfiltered? They probably send the Greek .gov a daily list of names w/ tax ids to peruse. They don't even need to know the content of the traffic, just certain telltale aspects of the traffic to raise suspicions.

Getting around capital controls could be the one and only real value of BC. But bear in mind, the net gets tighter every day. Some day people will head for the exits and not just some, but all will be blocked.

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 01:47 | 6013662 JustUsChickensHere
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BC is also useful for moving capital beyond the reach of marauding spouses.  :-)

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:41 | 6012398 Jacket
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double post sry (see below for my reply)

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:40 | 6012402 Jacket
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I just bought a (digital) game off Sony's Playstation Network a couple of hours ago and there were no problems with the transaction. I don't think that S(will)HTF until the 1st of May or even June now that the syriza government has raided every cash reserve they could get their hands on to find money for the IMF/pensions/salaries)

Also I see a lot of you here at ZH commenting on how dumb we are for still having money deposited in our banks, but the truth is that we only have a couple hundred euros per person max for those times when you have to use a credit/debit card for one reason or another, and let's face it if/when we go officially bankrupt those 200 euros will be the least of our concerns with civil war looming on the horizon. Old people have hidden all of their money under their beds or floors, those not gullible enough to listen to the people on TV reassuring them that everything's gonna be fine that is) It's the businessmen running successful franchises like supermarkets, restaurants, tech shops etc who have "big" deposits in greek banks and that's only because they have to pay their workers at the end of the month somehow.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:51 | 6012452 i_call_you_my_base
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Despite a few comments, I think most here understand that there would be a need for day-to-day funds. Best of luck to you.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 18:58 | 6012633 Winston Churchill
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I doubt very many did.I couldn't get my own sister to get out of the Cypriot banks,

despite the warning signs.She has only spoken to me once in the last 18 months, like

it was my fault that she ignored me.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:05 | 6012661 tumblemore
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no good deed goes unpunished

 

edit: in this case probably cos she's angry at herself and every time she sees/hears you it reminds her

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 22:13 | 6013252 TheReplacement
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If she is anything like the women I've known then you are a jerk for being right AND saying something.

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 00:00 | 6013514 JustAboutThatAc...
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None of this matters.  

All short sellers are Fucked.  The market will never pull back more than 2% ever again.

Bad news is good news, and good news is good news.  

Theres no news which will take this market down.  Im going from 3x short to 3x lomg.

Get Some bitches!

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 09:14 | 6014098 JustAboutThatAc...
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None of this matters.  

All short sellers are Fucked.  The market will never pull back more than 2% ever again.

Bad news is good news, and good news is good news.  

Theres no news which will take this market down.  Im going from 3x short to 3x lomg.

Get Some bitches!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 15:58 | 6011903 enforcer92677
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Maybe the S&P will go into full correction mode and drop 30 points when Greece finally shits the bed.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 22:14 | 6013254 TheReplacement
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Nah this is bullish.  Greece tanking will mean cheap Med vaca so people will have more money in their pockets to not buy gas.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 23:45 | 6013496 IndyPat
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Johnny said it best...

A Cheap holiday in other peoples misery!
I don't wanna holiday in the sun
I wanna go to new Belsen
I wanna see some history
'Cause now I got a reasonable economy

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 15:58 | 6011905 p00k1e
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'pay salaries and pensions'

How kind.  At least their government workers and old folks won't have to move into the basements of the children.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:15 | 6011995 libertysghost
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Into their own basements with their children.  

Fixed that for ya ;-)

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:01 | 6011918 agstacks
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"When people lose everything, they lose it." GC

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:01 | 6011919 Rainman
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How do you say ' elections have consequences ' in Greek ? 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:03 | 6011926 SillySalesmanQu...
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Coming soon to us here in the U.S. Of A....aaaaaaaannnnnd, it's gone. Poof

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:14 | 6011991 libertysghost
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But...but...but I just gave you the money!!!

 

"Yeeeeahhhh....it's gone.  Who's next in line?  Please come forward."  ;-)  

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:02 | 6011927 SmittyinLA
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Russia wants to build a pipeline through this country? LOL 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:04 | 6011936 kowalli
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USA wants to build a pipeline through USA...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:49 | 6012167 ThroxxOfVron
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Big oil, the MIC, and the Banksters want to build a pipline through the USA.

They do a lot of that sort of thing....   Here and abroad...

 

https://enronnext101.wordpress.com

 

 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:57 | 6012465 optimator
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He who owns the railroads the tank cars use won't allow a pipeline.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:13 | 6012691 Its_the_economy...
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No one really cares> Misallocation of capital? No biggy! Just keep building.....shit.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 22:58 | 6013386 Pinche Caballero
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Umm, Sir Topham Hatt?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:24 | 6012019 Kirk2NCC1701
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It's safe to stick with these fundamentals: What Neocons cannot harness, control and tax into subservience and serfdom, they would rather scorch & destroy.

There's even a name for it: "Scorched Earth Politics"

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:39 | 6012095 Stuck on Zero
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The name is the word: "politics." Synonym for evil.

 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:25 | 6012040 mt paul
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russia wants to build a country

thru a pipeline ..

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:48 | 6012165 Citxmech
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In Soviet Russia, the pipeline pumps you.

 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:53 | 6012457 Mister Delicious
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Russia and China make deals and build shit while USrael prints fiat and kills people.

I have some doubts about the latter working in the longer term.

It's like going around starting bar sights, say.

Sooner or later, you pick on the wrong guy.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:03 | 6011931 Budnacho
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LoL'z...guy in the picture doing his best "This Is Spartaaaaaaaa!" Impression..... 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:05 | 6011940 Coletrane
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just sprayed my laptop with sweet tea you asshole ...................lol

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:27 | 6012050 spieslikeus
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Good on ya....at least you HAVE sweet tea. I'm stuck up north with all these Yankees who don't know how to drink tea.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 23:49 | 6013502 IndyPat
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Because we got the memo that coffee is a million x better than painted water.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:06 | 6011943 Doubleguns
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I thought he was just trying to join in on the drum playing but the drummer pulled the drum away!!! /s

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:26 | 6012041 spieslikeus
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Dunno...".looks like one of them there 'matrix' type deals.....is that the Greek Keanu Reeves?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:52 | 6012181 khakuda
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For all of us that played in the band, this is just the normal state of affairs.  The testosterone juiced guys that took martial arts always had to kick our asses when we were minding our business, banging out a nice tune.  The kids that took archery were real pricks, too.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:05 | 6011939 VWAndy
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Road flares seem to get the point across. Just sayin.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:05 | 6011942 buzzsaw99
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You fucked up. You trusted us. [/Otter, Animal House]

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:06 | 6011944 lawyer4anarchists
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Reminds me of the FDR gold seizure.   Unconstitutional "executive orders" are often the method of choice.  nobody seems to understand that they have zero legitimacy.   http://www.thetruthaboutthelaw.com/sweeping-presidential-executive-order...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:28 | 6012059 spieslikeus
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Won't get mine....lost what little I had in Lake Erie. Tragic......

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:37 | 6012392 Blano
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Well you could always drown your sorrows at Put-In Bay.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:57 | 6012205 Usurious
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10 days before FDR stole the Gold (Apr 5, 1933) , the Jews declared war on Germany.........makes ya wonder...........

"Judea Declares War on Germany!" - Daily Express headline, March 24, 1933.

http://guardian.150m.com/jews/jews-declare-war.htm

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:07 | 6011954 yogibear
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Banksters want their collateral.

They'll just start ripping stuff out of Greece.

Sevants to the new owners. Bankster Inc.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:14 | 6011956 F0ster
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The comparitively tiny Golden Dawn will get publicity during their national televised trial and promise a national socialist solution as the Greek economy collapses, where have I seen this playbook before? 

Q. Who benfitted most from and made Hitler's rise possiple?

A. The Banking Cartels.

 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:16 | 6012002 Niall Of The Ni...
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Exactly.

If Golden Dawn were actual Nazis, they'd be in government, not prison.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:08 | 6012271 Benjamin123
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On Adolph´s birthday to boot.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 18:12 | 6012512 Handful of Dust
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also 5th anniversary of the BP Eco-Disaster in the Gulf.

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 05:13 | 6013791 Flagit
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as the Greek economy collapses, where have I seen this playbook before? 

Q. Who benfitted most from and made Hitler's rise possiple?

A. The Banking Cartels.

To stick to the playbook someone has to go to jail in this trial, write a book, then run for office.

 

Facing trial are the party’s leader, Nikos Michaloliakos, 57, a former Greek Army commando, and 68 others, including the party’s remaining 16 lawmakers as well as supporters and police officers. Most are charged with membership in a criminal organization, with others accused of murder, racist violence and weapons possession. They face long prison terms if convicted. Golden Dawn rejects the charges, saying they are politically motivated.


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