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Because... fun-durr-mentals...
Seriously!! Again?
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We had a correction on Fiday. BTFD
Yep, and the sheep has had the weekend to graze and are ready to be herded again....
The bubble will continue to expand along with the money supply.
BTFD!!! Any F'n dip!!
Buy vix.
Sell the rips.
Bring in da noise, bring in da funk.
All Friday losses regained plus some upon open....for fucks sakes.
That's normal right?
You betcha, and I've got some "high yield" energy bonds I'll sell you for a great price.....
Algos do not accept losses -- they simply wait a day and then manipulate the prices in their favor! It's pretty clear they want oil and oil stocks to go higher.
It's paradoxical but logical in this Robust Economic Rekovery.
Someone fix chat so I can HAIL CHUMBA
There was a market, had some stocks, and Algo was its name, Oh - A.L.G.O - A.L.G.O - A.L.G.O - and Algo was its name, Oh!
We had one day down, not a "correction" whatsoever! So buy the fucking ATH!!
Fucking bullshit!!
asian open = bullish es + 10
european open = bullish es+10
US open = bullish es +10
BUY THE FUCKING OPEN
AND DON T FORGET TO SELL GOLD
this was so obvious.
do you think these criminal bankers would let the ''market'' fall almost 300 pts and then keep going down?
must retrace all losses bc of fundermentals!!!
A buyin frenzy!
It's obvious that someone doesn't want crude to go down to a price that may lead to a real recovery in the economy. As long as they can keep prices high the destruction of the middle class can continue at its record pace.
High oil prices also help to keep QE flowing to the parasites.
Where are the regulators? Where are the margin hikes? We've had two massive spikes in oil this year with no catalyst for it and nothing was done.
CNBC would lead you to believe that retail investors are piling into oil to make profit off higher oil prices. Bullshit. Is there any real person in the mainstream economy that wants to pay more for gas?
can't wait for negative GDP and interest rates to really juice the market...and they can pour oil down the mississpi because supply and demand are completely irrelevant to the Alice in the Looking Glass world we live in
April 29, no? Should be a good show.
And again. And again. And again. Until you all finally agree that 2+2=7.
Just laughable!
Silver getting hammered
of course it's getting hammered. It has no real value, is a relic and I can't put the shit in my gas tank.
Oh yeah, it gets tarnished if I don't polish it.
Nevermind it has been used as a medium of exchange up until not that long ago, give me dollars!
Looks like buy-stops at the 50 DMAs in some indices may have exacerbated the opening move. The big Q of the day is: will we whipsaw back and forth and end back near the 20 DMAs, or will volume remain low enough for them to push further and fill Thurs's gap? Would be quite a move ...
Do I continue to buy UVXY and look like a total fucking idiot?? Any advice?? I have 300 shares and feel like the proverbial village idiot!
you're kidding, right?
if you wanna get reamed so bad why not take a spin in the FAZmobile?
First they laugh at you, and then they keep laughing at you.
now we know why "the market" is higher today. lulz
(Oops, meant this as reply to Thisisbullish) Village 'idiots' often had the highest IQs, but starved before they could finish writing their treatises. So, timing is everything. Not uncommon at the start of big down moves for machines to sharply pull back, hit stops and gather more to reshort. But, if that's NOT what's happening here, then the scofflaws could push this through May, especially if China headlines continue.
in this "market" timing is measured in microseconds. That fund is down like 99% over the past five years. Didn't his mother tell him/her not to play in traffic?
Yes, I was talking market in general, would never touch that stuff with a mile-long pole, just crazy.
You make good sense KCS. Unfortunately, humans are no longer capable of delayed gratification.
http://market-guru.co.uk/the-oil-rally-and-the-big-picture/ Crude has higher to go. Maybe $70 before it slows.
Dumb Dumb Z-Hedgeers. Didn't you know that when there is a glut of surpluss oil to the point that there is no more room to store it that the price must go up?
Apparently