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Which Nation Is Bob Pisani Talking About?

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Listen to the following 15 second clip of Bob Pisani explaining what the important thing is... and decide which centrally-planned, micro-managed economy's omnipotence he is questioning...

 

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Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:56 | 6012202 ebworthen
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In another life Pisani would have been Goebbel's Gopher.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:59 | 6012217 negative rates
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He has his own nation, so they talk about it.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:00 | 6012229 Dr. Richard Head
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Don't Pisani and tell me it's raining!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:15 | 6012304 flacon
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Central planners should hire all 300 million of us to be analysists.... oh wait.... all that can be done for free with FREE MARKETS... I can hear it now "But where would the growth come from of people weren't paid for their analysis"? Typical brain-dead losers who don't know the first thing about how wealth is CREATED. 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 18:20 | 6012538 max2205
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We got rid of Beekman, why can't we get rid of Pisomeeee 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:25 | 6012328 RaceToTheBottom
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It is a variation of the Trickle down.  

In this case it is Trickle Back.  This is where future growth is stolen from the future and given to present day Banksters.

 

Kinda like a countrywide/ even worldwide application of "Cash for Clunkers" except the Cash goes directly and only to Banksters and you get the car payments but no car....

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:35 | 6012382 kaa1016
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There is no one on that channel that I despise more than "Piss on me" Pisani. Smug douchebag.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:35 | 6012761 Beam Me Up Scotty
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No, its Steve LIESman.  Hands down.  Someone either needs to punch that Fed polesmoker in the mouth, or give his bald head the Benny Hill slap!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:00 | 6012230 Ruffmuff
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The Pissonme name works for me. Liesman too. IF any of these asshats are still there or the station is still on.

No need to lie just as long as you talk jibberish.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:06 | 6012258 Thirst Mutilator
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Golden Showers bring May flowers...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:31 | 6012369 Urban Redneck
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Paging Winston Smith: Cleanup in isle CNBS!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:14 | 6012299 junction
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Another few treasonous words about the NWO economy and Pisani would make the news as dying in a flaming car accident caused by his driving too fast.  Like Michael Hastings or Paul Walker.  Or maybe someone on a bicycle would overtake him as Pisani drove down a street, shooting him multiple times, similar to what happened to Lainie Chasen. 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:16 | 6012311 booboo
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You mean a Churchill Gopher, Goebbles was speaking of Churchill

"There is no point to debating Mr. Churchill about English ship losses or the damage caused by German air attacks. He follows the time-honored British policy of admitting only that which is impossible to deny, then cutting it in half, while at the same time doubling or tripling the enemy’s losses. This balances the accounts. The astonishing thing is that Mr. Churchill, a genuine John Bull, holds to his lies, and in fact repeats them until he himself believes them. That is an old English trick. Mr. Churchill does not need to perfect it, as it is one of the familiar tactics of British politics, known to the entire world. They made good use of the trick during the World War, with the difference that world opinion believed it then, which cannot be said today. That is because at the end of the World War British plutocracy believed that Germany would never recover. In part from indifference, but also in part from boastfulness, they made the mistake of telling the world the tricks they had used to defeat the Reich. In the memoirs written by British statesmen, Mr. Churchill in particular, one could see that the London plutocrats had no problem lying to high heaven during the war. They were even proud of fooling Germany in so easy and clever a fashion. They revealed their methods. They are not believable any longer. We only need to refer to the World War and note that the same men are determining English news policy as did from 1914 to 1918, and everything becomes clear.

That is of course rather painful for those involved. One should not, as a rule, reveal one’s secrets, since one does not know if and when one may need them again. The essential English leadership secret does not depend on particular intelligence. Rather, it depends on a remarkably stupid thick-headedness. The English follow the principle that when one lies, one should lie big, and stick to it. They keep up their lies, even at the risk of looking ridiculous."

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:32 | 6012372 JuliaS
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The British Bluff does work... sometimes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5Ng0WLbA8s

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 23:29 | 6013452 golden torch
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I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do... www.globe-report.com

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:58 | 6012214 CHX
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It is all FUBAR, soon to be seen and understood by all.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:59 | 6012220 nakki
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With psychopaths its always hypocrisy. This is why pissonme reports from the floor of the Central Bank Stock Exchange.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:59 | 6012222 Lotionboy
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Sounds like he could have been the Iraqi Press Secretary under Sadam Hussein

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:59 | 6012225 t0mmyBerg
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zimbabwe?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:01 | 6012235 Dr. Richard Head
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He is talking about Japan, every nation in the Eurozone, China, the US....

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:46 | 6012244 Kaiser Sousa
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i cant stand that mother fucker.

and i bring u LIESman stepping up in Corzine's defense....

http://video.cnbc.com/gallery/?video=3000372712

enjoy!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:06 | 6012262 yogibear
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How well has North Korea's managed economy worked?

They just have the elite and poor.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:07 | 6012269 Atomizer
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In Pisani's world, he can piss in the wind without getting wet. 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:14 | 6012301 yogibear
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He's one of the many reasons I don't watch CNBC.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:15 | 6012308 TooBearish
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Ugh ....I can't listen

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:18 | 6012318 youngman
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He is like a 45 with 2 B sides....same old song and dance that never made it to American Bandstand....

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:38 | 6012394 Mister Delicious
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jeezus, how old *are* you?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 18:58 | 6012629 sodbuster
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LMAO! Best laugh I had all day!!! He ain't a "youngman" that's for sure!!!!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:40 | 6012406 Brokenarrow
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good [post

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:41 | 6012409 negative rates
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That's okay cause they watch B movie lines all day long and repeat them the next day like they were new or something. 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:26 | 6012347 BullyBearish
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This $hit is getting so old...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:35 | 6012384 q99x2
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It's not Q99X2

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:40 | 6012401 Brokenarrow
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Pisani has spent his entire adult life setting up the elderly and naive for a fall on behalf of his master, wall st. I don't know how he sleeps at night. There is a special place for him with Lucifer. I wish him a speedy trip. He is truly on fo cnbc's worst offenders, including cramer and kernan. Did you see that Cramer got married. That bitch must be deeply desperate.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:44 | 6012423 negative rates
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As long as you are cool with the lines, you get money for nothing, and chicks for free. Worst case is Jesus already died for their sins so it's sky's the limit in greenville from here on out.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:43 | 6012419 Nocturnal Goyim
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I hated to watch the clip it might boost their ratings to a 20 year low instead of 21.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 17:47 | 6012436 WillyGroper
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lord blackeath...

anyone seen this?

$15T, fed rsv, hsbc, jpm, rbs, turbo timmay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL5hqvTWkYg

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 18:19 | 6012534 J J Pettigrew
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THE GREAT WHIP SAW.

IT is almost like the big money is made fading the 1000 pt extremes in the Dow...

18,000 +, rate rises are talked about by a hawkish Fed director..

17,400, rate rises are off the table...

SO, I guess the VIX is the biggest money arrangement for the traders...

sell calls on the rally, wait for the hawkish comment....sell puts on the break, wait for the Central Bank

Intervention or the rate hike delay speak....

Cover it in the VIX.....lock it in...

Just like the NBA referee ... who fixed the games...he didnt fix who won or lost, just the over under..

 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 18:32 | 6012576 Berspankme
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Pisani is merely one of many fucktarded wall st ball lickers at CNBC. You could literally put a sock puppet on there to read the wall street meme all day long. there is nothing of value on that network and proud to say I have not watched it for 4 years with the exception of the clips Tyler puts on. I do miss Mandy Drury's tits though

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 18:36 | 6012584 S Spade
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without economic growth the stock market has become li'l more than a rigged wealth transfer (vs wealth creation) machine.

 

problem being they're running out of OPM, err the little fish, the fun begins when the big fish begin feeding on one another.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 18:36 | 6012595 SheepDog-One
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Our micro managed centrally planned economy and markets-Good.
Theirs-Bad.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:46 | 6012803 Lin S
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Long before there was ever a ZH, Pisani was an epic douche.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:11 | 6012889 TabakLover
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If there is any justice there is a special place in hell for Pissani and Larry Kudlow.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 22:09 | 6013243 Sorry_about_Dresden
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Didn't Larry die from AIDS? Everyone knows he was a catcher.

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 14:25 | 6015326 morongobill
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Spell it right. Pissani

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