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WTF is going on at Walmart? “There Are No Stores in Denver Metro Open Past Midnight” – Employees
The article says it's a test.
The next phase of the plan is to test opening every other week. It's to lower their carbon footprint...
What presidential campaign?
Which one is supposed to be the elephant and which Hillary ?
suck it Hillary.
WTF is an elephant doing running for president? Who's gonna vote for an elephant?
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Yep, watch out - she cheats...
A sucker cankle-kick up side the head...
That's her strategy.
Y'all see the news report this morning that the Feminists and Hillary supporters now say that Even Discussing Hillary is Sexist.
Nuff' of this shit, FFS
Must be a lotta bad comments being uttered along side her name, no?
@Stackers - One of them is a fat lumbering animal that has poor eyesight, crushes tiny critters, and has no visible ankles. The other one is an elephant.
Hail Hillary 2016. Butthurt bloc be hating, Hillary be dominating.
That is how desperate Hellary's chances are
This shrill entitlement vibe is going to backfire
Do you honestly believe Hillary won't be elected the next president? Stage 2 of the recovery from butthurt: denial.
+10 for sucker cankle-kick
Shhhh! You are not supposed to talk about the you know what...
You underestimate the thinking minds of most americans! They would even vote for a turd if the press said to.
So that is your explanation for Barry?
Once more, the American voters did not vote for Obama. They voted against Bush. A stuffed dummy could have run against the Republicans and won.
This time it will be the Republicans turn. I can't wait to see who their candidate is. But, no matter who the Repubs run, would you vote against him and in favor of Obama's and Hillary's record?
"Once more, the American voters did not vote for Obama. They voted against Bush. A stuffed dummy could have run against the Republicans and won."
Redundant. A stuffed dummy did run and win.
I totally agree
The Dims are hoping the package deal of the Clinton's will overcome Obama fatigue
I just don't see it happening
Helldaberry is the Republican's ideal candidate. They don't want to the ones blamed when this sucker goes down.
That's what they said about Obama. The sucker has gone down, yet most people are oblivious.
Just because we cannot see the bread lines, doesn't mean they don't exist.
She appears to be suspended in midair. Too bad a rope wasn't involved. (With matching ones for Jeb, Barry and Willie.)
The country needs another Clinton or a Bush as much as it needs a third term with the fudgepacker...
"There ain't nuthin uglier than an old white woman." Fred Sanford, Sanford and Son
It's achangeling, i tell ya!
Or in Gerald Celente's words: the bloods and the cribs.
But finally the cartoonist got it somehow right on interamerikan issues. His internationals suck!
Just in case the Hildabeast decides to do the "Corn Dog Challenge" I would use generous amounts of eyebleach.
I have heard that in Maine they are inviting all the candidates to do the Fish Taco Challenge. My money's on Hilly for that one.
pods
Annnnd, the winner is:
Drumroll please.
The Global Criminal Oligarch Cabal Bankster Intelligence Crime Syndicate.
Sprinkled on top with a
Totalitarian Authoritarian Fascist Militarized Police State.
At first it just looks like you are stringing words together. But then it sinks in that you have described our current situation perfectly.
Long winded, but describes the Crime Syndice to a T.
As long as the majority of all the assholes in this country accept a master, and even actively participate in the farce of 'choosing' one, things will continue to get worse. Just like child birth, there is a lot of gross stuff and pain that has to happen before new life is born.
Bpth candiates will support middle class wage destroying massive immigration both legal and illegal.
Both candidates will support saddling the middle class with more and more debt.
Both candiates will support wage destroying unrestricted trade, even with countries that use slave labor.
The list goes on and on,
The ref should be holding up the hands of the Luciferian Oligarchs pulling the strings of all these puppets. They're the only ones winning.
Uh sure, the middle class is dying because of too much competition from immigration, not because of rigged everything with the main goal to eliminate open fair competition <facepalm>
You really swallowed the lies hook, line and sinker.
Dey took our derbs!!
Hillary Clinton, champion of the middle class? You mean the same Hillary who helped to push NAFTA and GATT through congress, against public opinion polls that showed a 9-to-1 majority of Americans being opposed to both treaties? Hillary Clinton, who served on the board of directors of Wal-Mart, the most anti-labor organization there is? Hillary Clinton, who voted to send our soldiers over to Iraq to fight and kill and bleed and die for no good reason at all? That Hillary?
Hillary Clinton calling herself a champion of the middle class is like Colonel Sanders proclaiming himself to be the best friend a chicken ever had. It's so utterly ridiculous that it verges on the bizarre.
Are there not any unemployed lone gunmen south of the 49th?
The bulk of the stoners have their Dorito stash well before midnight. No need to stay open beyond that.
I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do... www.globe-report.com
How long long does it have to take until we set the ring on fire and shoot both the Elephant and the Donkey?
Shoot the Elephant first.
There will always be a party of Free Shit and Big Government, and the Democrats are fairly honest about their positions.
The Republican party has no basic principles whatsoever, unless you count lying and war.
"What difference does it make"...between the two parties, that is.
For you, no difference.
Which makes people wonder why you get so worked up over something that doesn't make any difference.
Dr. Richard Head correctly noted:
Like the difference between puppets at a Jeff Dunham show. Certain audience members will have a greater or lesser assessment of entertainment value based on whether the puppet in use is the grumpy old guy, the dead terrist guy, or the talking jalappenno pepper on a stick. An effective divertisement which causes to forget they have a single source of control and, at the end of the night, the same guy gets paid no matter which puppets he deployed.
The most likely purpose of the cartoon is simple reinforcement of the "liberal media" meme. Makes more sense when you consider it was drawn by Michael Ramirez, the ZH current favorite painter of neocon fantasy. Very worrying if too many people start to see through the whole "liberal media" charade. They might begin to realize that despite the various labels and stage acts, the mainstream media work for the same people.
How will Mr. Ramirez prosper as a propagandist if people are able to recognize that, as warmongers, Hillary and Obama are drop-in replacement cogs for Cheney and Bush? How will Mr. Ramirez gain access to the perks accorded to successful propagandists if people notice that the pro-war, anti-Iran/Russia/Syria narrative he is selling is the same product being peddled by Obama, Bush, Clinton, Billow Reilly, Brain Williams, Rush Limbough, Rachel Maddo, Shean Hannady, NPR, and the McCain/Graham fag team?
It bodes ill for propagandists should too many more cracks appear in the "liberal media" facade. Sad days for propagandists, sad days indeed.
" Everyday peeples. "
The MSM is the joke here.
Don King style elections.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9GBCMLFEg
Champion of the middle class is what Hillary wants us to think, like making sure her going to Starbucks for coffee or to a lunch diner is photographed for the news.
The diner ones are worth it, because you know she is crawling in her skin being so close to regular people.
pods
HILLARY & BILL CLINTON-THEIR EVIL CORRUPTION EXPOSED! 2015
from RICK THORNE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZfHInw-Eto (1:36:51)
house of cards doesn't even come close to these murderous scumbags
Where are all the other people running? Oh thats right they was locked out of the building.
Is that Brian Williams in between them for this battle?
Hillary, “The candidate for everyday Americans who want to get a start, get ahead, and stay ahead.” That is, unless you or someone you support plans to start, get ahead, and stay ahead of her in a bid for the Presidency in 2016, then she will have you killed.
Indeed. She's killed before, she'll do it again. Just like OJ.
Match is already RIGGED .
We should just go back to having kings and emperors and such. We all know that's where this is headed. The Magna Carta was a GIANT mistake. It's taken almost a thousand years but they've alrmost fixed that mistake.
Is this your audition for Court Jester?
The mistake was to start using bankers to finance wars and allow others to make grossly exaggerated profits from those wars. It all goes to shit after that.
Your sarcasm detector seems to be broken.
With all of Hillary's troubles, the most appealing move for the Democrats is for Barack Obama to declare war on someone and suspend the election!
that's exactly what i've been thinking ...whether it's a new declaration of "war" or some other "unexpected" national crisis/catastrophe (cyber attack shuts down grid &/or "markets" ?) , i would not be surprised one bit if 2016 "election" is "postponed" (*coughcancelledcough*) ... Golfer In Chief forever bitchez !!
Remember : to these Marxist puppeteers , the ends justify the means. Anything goes.
Bout right, and the mouth breathing snot bubble blowing voters will pick "their" side and go down swinging.
Never having been able to figure out that both parties are the same and they just keep right on taking it in the ass.
On a side note, they are all shit, but the Hildabeast is just plain beelzebub evil! I would never want to be anywhere near the bitch, it would have to burn. The good news is you could smell the brimstone toilet water she no doubt wears long before she enters and soils a room.
Yea - like there is a Middle Class as we once knew it.
CNN already has Jeb Bush leading Republican candidates.
Where are the Jeb Bush articles?
Tyler --- WTF?
I'm getting bored with the Clintons.
Aren't they all related by blood anyhow?
Wayne Madsen ran a piece recently about how Scott Walker is of the Bush-Walker clan. No pun intended.
"CNN already has Jeb Bush leading Republican candidates"
Of course they do, this is the "match up" they want. It's all theater and makes me sick to the core.
So... I see that Rameriz got a box of crayons for Easter. Nice.
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Funny because it's true.
Huh? Middle class? Where?
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1971.
Last night I watched a couple seconds of CNN. Rachel Meadow was doing a rant, reminiscent of a 5-year old arguing over who had the best mommy, saying that Republicans were criticizing O for being weak. Well, she said, he just sent 10,000 troops to Afghanistan and moar troops to Yemen and Ukraine.
If you're in the military, you're just a re-election tool, at least until after the 2016 election.
Really, reallly bad on so many levels.
That liberal progressive democrap loud mouthed narrow minded cow's problem is her labia major have been stapled shut when it really needs to be her flapping pie hole that needs to be stapled shut...
The hell with this lets see a no holds barred cage match to the death. Get a pile of these pols in the cage and see who comes out.
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...and then hang whoever it is.
I think a "Tarantula Hawk" battle is a pretty good example of American politics in play. The more sadistic wasp usually wins and if you interfear with it while in action you could recieve the second most painful sting in Americas next to the Bullet Ant. The Tarantula Hawk will sting the tarantula into paralysis drag it back to its hole and impregnate it with it's offspring, the tarantula will survive to the very end when the new wasp emerges and eats its guts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqsHVLy9s1M
... pretty damn good description of what the progressive liberal democraps and the fudgepacker are doing to this country...
...and they both come from fucking around too much.
VTFU, 'cept your comment starts with italics (so can't be voted up)
Notice how all the "can kicking" lines of the past have since dried up? They must have pulled Ryan to the side and said to STFU if you know what's good for you.
Replace Shillary with Obama going in for his 3rd term and it looks just about right
Soon approaching Idiocracy - time to roll out the Ow My Balls pilot.
Soon approaching Idiocracy - time to roll out the Ow My Balls pilot.
They already did. It's called "the election cycle." Make some popcorn, kick back, and enjoy.
God I hate that evil hag...
Theater for matrixtards.
If the National Enquirer is right, Bill will be dead soon. Then, Hillary will be free to marry Brucette Jenner and we will be the most progressive nation on the planet! Hillary 2016!!
I wonder how many times Israel will be mentioned during the presidential debates. Both Obo and Mittens averaged around 30 each in each debate, basically a contest to "prove" which candidate loved a country other than the US more than the other guy.
So will Hilary and [insert red jersey wearing fucktard here] average around 40 mentions apiece per debate? I wonder how many times Iran will be either subtly or overtly declared the "greatest threat" in the world.
Can't plan these drinking games early enough.
I wonder how many times you will mention Israel in the next week. The over/under currently stands at 156.3.
"Hillary, champion of the middle gash, taking cash and kissing ass."
Only way hilary is a champion of the middle class is if we are counting champion as the one that helped destroy it.
The thing I don't like about the cartoon is that it reinforces the notion that there must be a "winner" between the democricans and the republocrats.
Still kinda funny though.
There are times when I am embarassed and ashamed to hold an American passport. I though that the height of that feeling would always remain the last several years of the current criminal administration occupying The White House.
But if this foul piece of human debris-this virus with legs-is elected then I think that will take the cake. At least with Barry, Shrub, Tricky Dick, et al they rolled in with a relatively clean rap sheet. In the case of Hitlery EVERYONE ON THE FUCKING PLANET knows she is a murdering, thieving, lying piece of shit who belongs in federal rpison if not The Hague for war crimes.
There is a special warm corner of Hell waiting for these assholes. My only wish is that all the sycophant shit for brains pleebs who vote for her are condemned to join the hag for the eternal party as well. The sooner the better.
The gene pool needs a fucking douche.
The lesser of two evils = hc
More like the evil of two lessers.
It's scripted theater, like wrestling. The Cankled Hag versus Little Juan Ellis
This cartoon is sexist. Because.
i dont see those cankles pisspoor artwork MOAR CANKLES BITCHEZ
Cankle Contest
Family Guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFi-37utHKc (0:16)
At this point, what difference does it make??
At some level, her infamous quote has some truth to it. Seriously, this bitch (the US economy and society) is going down. Electing a GOP'er may just prolong the time until the reset. May need to "abandon the Republic to save the Republic"
I for one am not really worried about Hillary becoming president. With GOP control over the House and the Senate a perpetual state of gridlock actually seems appealing vs having an avalanche of duplicitous shit passed before anybody can read what the hell it is (apparently the way to do things in DC these days.)
Besides, it isn't like any GOP candidate will actually keep any promises they make to get elected anyways; if you believe they will you are retarded or have been in a coma for the last 20 years.
Hillary, and most of the others, are distractions and curtains to power's real plans.
By the time their manchurian candidate in the Oval Office completes his mandate over the next 18 months, the neo-cons will have the neo-con, evangelical Christian sheeple desiring to support a ham sandwich. So long as that ham sandwich promises to kill fewer US babies while killing more foreign brown people, and protect the family from fags, while breaking up families to use mothers and fathers overseas for killing and stealing from foreign brown people.
It's coming, one party rule. Are you ready?
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.
Sheeple Census 2016
Wolf or Lion?
Hillary...Naging Hag with Swag.... way over the 1% threashold of swag.