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Ten Things We're Grateful For (Irony Alert)
Submitted by Charles Hugh-Smith of OfTwoMinds blog,
Being grateful boosts your happiness. Ten wonderful things I'm grateful for.
Since every volume on the nearly endless shelf of pop psychology self-help books recommends working up some gratitude as the key to happiness, I've conjured up a list of what I'm grateful for. (Please turn your irony setting on.)
1. I'm grateful that our choice of president has been reduced to two equally detestable dynasties or their proxies. This greatly simplifies the process of selecting a warmongering figurehead for the Empire and its bankers.
2. I'm grateful that I can watch a full spectrum of entertainment, ranging from depraved to dreadfully unfunny on any device at anytime. This white noise helps block out any troubling clarity of thought or urge to ask what I might feel if I wasn't constantly distracted.
3. I'm grateful that there are so many opportunities to borrow money, because if I couldn't borrow more, I might miss an astounding opportunity to consume more of something I don't really need.
4. I'm grateful that every food item in the store now contains sugar in one form or another, or a sugar substitute. This simplifies the process of maintaining my addiction to sugar, as all I need to do is eat anything produced by Corporate America's food sector.
5. I'm grateful I live in a country where the government can trample on the rights of its citizens behind a thin veil of legitimacy. After all, what terrible thing might happen if the government couldn't arrest those horrible people tearing up their front yard lawn to plant a vegetable garden?
6. I'm grateful for our national obsession with fostering phony self-esteem that has no basis in accomplishment, dedication or sacrifice for others, as the self-absorbed, entitled populace will still feel good about themselves as the bloated, dysfunctional status quo implodes.
7. I'm grateful that we have institutionalized moral hazard as the unspoken law of the land, so financiers can gamble billions of dollars without worrying about the potential losses, as they know the taxpayers will foot the bill while they get to keep any gains.
8. I'm grateful our financial markets are now dominated by Federal Reserve manipulation, high frequency trading and dark pool shadow banking. This guarantees that all we commoners need to do to make a lot of money playing the stock market is to buy the dips.
9. I'm grateful that money can buy political influence so transparently, as this informal auction is open to anyone with tens of millions of dollars who wants to protect and expand their wealth and power.
10. I'm grateful that our mainstream media is owned by a handful of corporations, as the homogenized message they broadcast is reassuringly uniform. If every outlet is repeating that unemployment and inflation are low and the rising stock market is making us all wealthier, it must be true.
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Only 10 things to be grateful for? In the UK we are grateful for the government taking all our savings so our kids cannot inherit and therefore become glorious debt slaves of the Empire
INVESTORS AND ALGORITHMS ARE CALLING THE FED’S BLUFF ON RATE HIKES. THEY ARE EXPECTING CHEAP 0% MONEY PERMANENTLY.
Expect more green days (even with bad data). This is the new normal !!
No
Fucking idiots like you are the New Normal
Bob, did mama have any children that lived?
OK, so how come I was told that I was a tin foil hat Conspiracy Theorist 10 years ago when I told people this shit was reality?
Ten years ago???
Hell, there are a ton of people out there TODAY that will call you the same if you believe all of the above.
Because slinging the 'conspiracy' canard is:
- Easy
- Fun
- Immediately puts one's opponent on the defensive
- Immediately frames the debate on the accuser's terms
- Brings little backlash because everyone else is too stupid all the same to think otherwise
- Eliminates the danger of touching the '3rd rail' - aka, Truth. This point is especially true for those in the public eye, including many bloggers who pride themselves on revealing the 'truth'...
Carry on --
There is hope. I am grateful that I seem to be doing okay raising the next generation:
"Dad, Pandora asked me permission to use my location even when I am not in the app. I said no, cause that is creepy. Why would they want that?"
My daughter likes to stream music while she empties the hot water heater. (shower)
There is always hope.
pods
You mean for every pop-up, the answer isn't always, "yes", "Allow", or "OK"?
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There are two operant Crowns in England, one being Queen Elizabeth II.
Although extremely wealthy, the Queen functions largely in a ceremonial capacity and serves to deflect attention away from the other Crown, who issues her marching orders through their control of the English Parliament.
This other Crown is comprised of a committee of 12 banks headed by the Bank of England (House of Rothschild). They rule the world from the 677-acre, independent sovereign state know as The City of London, or simply 'The City.'
The City is not a part of England, just as Washington D.C., is not a part of the USA.
The City is referred to as the wealthiest square mile on earth and is presided over by a Lord Mayor who is appointed annually.
When the Queen wishes to conduct business within the City, she is met by the Lord Mayor at Temple (Templar) Bar where she requests permission to enter this private, sovereign state. She then proceeds into the City walking several paces behind the Mayor.
Her entourage may not be clothed in anything other than service uniforms.
In the nineteenth century, 90% of the world's trade was carried by British ships controlled by the Crown. The other 10% of ships had to pay commissions to the Crown simply for the privilege of using the world's oceans.
The Crown reaped billions in profits while operating under the protection of the British armed forces. This was not British commerce or British wealth, but the Crown's commerce and the Crown's wealth.
As of 1850, author Frederic Morton estimated the Rothschild fortune to be in excess of $10 billion (today, the combined wealth of the banking dynasties is estimated at around $500 trillion).
Today, the bonded indebtedness of the world is held by the Crown.
The aforementioned Temple Bar is the juristic arm of the Crown and holds an exclusive monopoly on global legal fraud through their Bar Association franchises. The Temple Bar is comprised of four Inns of Court.
They are: the Middle Temple, Inner Temple, Lincoln's Inn and Gray's Inn. The entry point to these closed secret societies is only to be found when one is called to their Bar.
The Bar attorneys in the United States owe their allegiance and pledge their oaths to the Crown. All Bar Associations throughout the world are signatories and franchises to the International Bar Association located at the Inns of Court of the Crown Temple.
The Inner Temple holds the legal system franchise by license that bleeds Canada and Great Britain white, while the Middle Temple has license to steal from America.
To have the Declaration of Independence recognized internationally, Middle Templar King George III agreed in the Treaty of Paris of 1783 to establish the legal Crown entity of the incorporated United States, referred to internally as the Crown Temple States (Colonies). States spelled with a capital letter 'S,' denotes a legal entity of the Crown.
At least five Templar Bar Attorneys under solemn oath to the Crown, signed the American Declaration of Independence. This means that both parties were agents of the Crown.
There is no lawful effect when a party signs as both the first and second parties. The Declaration was simply an internal memo circulating among private members of the Crown.
Most Americans believe that they own their own land, but they have merely purchased real estate by contract. Upon fulfillment of the contract, control of the land is transferred by Warranty Deed.
The Warranty Deed is only a 'color of title.' Color of Title is a semblance or appearance of title, but not title in fact or in law. The Warranty Deed cannot stand against the Land Patent.
The Crown was granted Land Patents in North America by the King of England. Colonials rebelled at the usurious Crown taxes, and thus the Declaration of Independence was created to pacify the populace.
Another ruse used to hoodwink natural persons is by enfranchisement. Those cards in your wallet bearing your name spelled in all capital letters means that you have been enfranchised and have the status of a corporation.
A 'juristic personality' has been created, and you have entered into multi-variant agreements that place you in an equity relationship with the Crown.
These invisible contracts include, birth certificates, citizenship records, employment agreements, driver's licenses and bank accounts. It is perhaps helpful to note here that contracts do not now, nor have they ever had to be stated in writing in order to be enforceable by American judges. If it is written down, it is merely a written statement of the contract.
Tax protestors and (the coming) draft resistors trying to renounce the parts of these contracts that they now disagree with will not profit by resorting to tort law (fairness) arguments as justification. Judges will reject these lines of defense as they have no bearing on contract law jurisprudence. Tort law governs grievances where no contract law is in effect.
These private agreements/contracts that bind us will always overrule the broad general clauses of the Constitution and Bill of Rights (the Constitution being essentially a renamed enactment of English common law). The Bill of Rights is viewed by the Crown as a 'bill of benefits,' conferred on us by them in anticipation of reciprocity (taxes).
Protestors and resistors will also lose their cases by boasting of citizenship status. Citizenship is another equity agreement that we have with the Crown. And this is the very juristic contract that Federal judges will use to incarcerate them. In the words of former Supreme Court Justice Felix Frankfurter, "Equity is brutal, but we are merely enforcing agreements."
"The balance of Title 42, section 1981 of the Civil Rights Code states," citizens shall be subject to like punishment, pains, penalties, taxes, licenses, and exactions of every kind"
What we view as citizenship, the Crown views as a juristic enrichment instrumentality. It also should be borne in mind that even cursory circulation or commercial use of Federal Reserve Notes effects an attachment of liability for the payment of the Crown's debt to the FED. This is measured by your taxable income.
And to facilitate future asset-stripping, the end of the 14th amendment includes a state of debt hypothecation of the United States, wherein all enfranchised persons (that's you) can be held personally liable for the Crown's debt.
The Crown views our participation in these contracts of commercial equity as being voluntary and that any gain accrued is taxable, as the gain wouldn't have been possible were in not for the Crown.
They view the system of interstate banks as their own property. Any profit or gain experienced by anyone with a bank account (or loan, mortgage or credit card) carries with it - as an operation of law - the identical same full force and effect as if the Crown had created the gain.
Bank accounts fall outside the umbrella of Fourth Amendment protection because a commercial contract is in effect and the Bill of Rights cannot be held to interfere with the execution of commercial contracts. The Crown also views bank account records as their own private property, pursuant to the bank contract that each of us signed and that none of us ever read.
The rare individual who actually reads the bank contract will find that they agreed to be bound by Title 26 and under section 7202 agreed not to disseminate any fraudulent tax advice. This written contract with the Crown also acknowledges that bank notes are taxable instruments of commerce.
When we initially opened a bank account, another juristic personality was created. It is this personality (income and assets) that IRS agents are excising back to the Crown through taxation.
A lot of ink is being spilled currently over Social Security.
Possession of a Social Security Number is known in the Crown's lex as 'conclusive evidence' of our having accepted federal commercial benefits. This is another example of an equity relationship with the Crown.
Presenting one's Social Security Number to an employer seals our status as taxpayers, and gives rise to liability for a reciprocal quid pro quo payment of taxes to the Crown.
Through the Social Security Number we are accepting future retirement endowment benefits. Social Security is a strange animal. If you die, your spouse gets nothing, but rather, what would have gone to you is divided (forfeited) among other premium payers who haven't died yet.
But the Crown views failure to reciprocate in any of these equity attachments as an act of defilement and will proceed against us with all due prejudice.
For a person to escape the tentacles of the Crown octopus, a thoroughgoing study of American jurisprudence is required. One would have to be deemed a 'stranger to the public trust,' forfeit all enfranchisement benefits and close all bank accounts, among other things.
Citizenship would have to be made null and forfeit and the status of 'denizen' enacted. If there are any persons extant who have passed through this fire, I would certainly appreciate hearing from them.
The United States of America is a corporation, ruled by the British Crown and the Vatican
The USA is, and always has been, a huge corporation ruled from abroad. Its initial name was the Virginia Company and it is owned by the British Crown and the Vatican, who receive their yearly share of the profits.
The US presidents are appointed CEO's (they are not elected by us!), and their allegiance is to the "board of directors," not to the American citizens. We are seen as employees of the company and voting is designed as a distraction meant to offer us the illusion that we have a say in all this.
"In 1606 [King] James set up the Virginia Company which was granted Royal authority to begin settlements in the province of Virginia, named after Elizabeth I, who had been popularly called the Virgin Queen. The Union Jack first flew on American soil at Jamestown in Virginia as a permanent fixture in the spring of 1607...
"The early members of the Virginia Company were aristocrats who supported the Church of England and the Royalist cause. They included Lord Southampton, the Earl of Pembroke, the Earl of Montgomery, the Earl of Salisbury, the Earl of Northampton, and Sir Francis Bacon...
"As chancellor of England, Bacon was able to persuade the king to issue the charters which enabled the new colonies to proliferate in the new world...
"The Virginia Company members who actually settled in America included several members of the Bacon family, and friends of his who were initiates of the Rosy Cross." -- Michael Howard - Occult Conspiracy (quoted by Michael Tsarion)
"I understand from contacts in America that it is through organizations like the London Metal Exchange that profits from the Virginia Company (United States of America) are channeled back to London."-- David Icke - The Biggest Secret;
"The House of Burgesses was formed in Jamestown in 1619. It was the first representative legislative body in the American Colonies. The House passed measures designed to help the company prosper. But a serious Indian uprising in Jamestown in 1622 caused the adventurers to lose what little interest they had left. In 1623, King James decided that the company was being managed poorly. He took over the association in 1624 and dissolved the company." -- World Book Encyclopedia;
"Its shareholders were Londoners, and it was distinguished from the Plymouth Company, which was chartered at the same time and composed largely of men from Plymouth.
"In 1619 the company established continental America’s first true legislature, the General Assembly, which was organized bicamerally. It consisted of the governor and his council, named by the company in England, and the House of Burgesses, made up of two burgesses from each of the four boroughs and seven plantations.
"...The court ruled against the Virginia Company, which was then dissolved, with the result that Virginia was transformed into a royal colony."-- Encyclopedia Britannica;
"This means that all the rights which applied to the owners of the Virginia Company to the gold, silver, minerals and duties, mined and paid in America, still apply to the British families who own the United States of America and the lands of the united states of America.
"Those same percentages have been paid since ‘independence’ and are still being paid by the American people via their federal officials who are, in fact, officials of the Virginia Company - yes, including the President.
"...But here’s yet another twist. Who owns the assets apparently owned by the Virginia Company? Answer: the Vatican."-- David Icke - The Biggest Secret;
"After the original 13 (again!) American colonies won their ‘independence’ and an ‘independent’ country was formed after 1783, the Virginia Company simply changed its name to... the United States of America.
"You see there are two USAs, or rather a USA and a usA. The united states of America with a lower case ‘u’ and ‘s’ are the lands of the various states. These lands, as we have seen, are still owned by the British Crown as the head of the old Virginia Company, although there is something to add about this in a moment.
"Then there is the United States of America, capital ‘U’ and ‘S’, which is the 68 square miles of land west of the Potomac River on which is built the federal capital, Washington DC and the District of Columbia. It also includes the US protectorates of Guam and Puerto Rico.
"The United States of America is not a country, it is a corporation owned by the same Brotherhood reptilian bloodlines who owned the Virginia Company, because the USA is the Virginia Company!"-- David Icke - The Biggest Secret;
"In 1604, a group of leading politicians, businessmen, merchants, manufacturers and bankers, met in Greenwich, then in the English county of Kent, and formed a corporation called the Virginia Company in anticipation of the imminent influx of white Europeans, mostly British at first, into the North American continent.
"Its main stockholder was the reptilian, King James I, and the original charter for the company was completed by April 10th 1606. This and later updates to the charter established the following:
"...The Virginia Company comprised of two branches, the London Company and the Plymouth or New England Company...The ‘Pilgrims’ of American historical myth were, in fact, members of the second Virginia Company branch called the New England Company. The Pilgrim Society is still a major elite grouping within the Illuminati..
"The Virginia Company owned most of the land of what we now call the USA, and any lands up to 900 miles offshore. This included Bermuda and most of what is now known as the Caribbean Islands.
"The Virginia Company (the British Crown and the bloodline families) had rights to 50%, yes 50%, of the ore of all gold and silver mined on its lands, plus percentages of other minerals and raw materials, and 5% of all profits from other ventures.
"These rights, the charters detailed, were to be passed on to all heirs of the owners of the Virginia Company and therefore continue to apply... forever!
"The controlling members of the Virginia Company who were to enjoy these rights became known as the Treasurer and Company of Adventurers and Planters of the City of London.
"After the first 21 years from the formation of the Virginia Company, all ‘duties, imposts, and excises’ paid on trading activities in the colonies had to be paid directly to the British Crown through the Crown treasurer...
"The lands of the Virginia Company were granted to the colonies under a Deed of Trust (on lease) and therefore they could not claim ownership of the land...
"The monarch, through his Council for the Colonies, insisted that members of the colonies impose the Christian religion on all the people, including the Native Americans...
"The criminal courts on the lands of the Virginia Company were to be operated under Admiralty Law, the law of the sea, and the civil courts under common law, the law of the land... Now, get this. All of the above still applies today!"-- David Icke - The Biggest Secret;
The United States Inc.
England, Canada, Australia and many other countries are led politically by “Prime Ministers” to the Queen. In fact she is the official head of 123 commonwealth countries. America, Russia, and other countries, however, have a “President” and “Vice-President.”
Usually corporations have Presidents and Vice-Presidents. What does this mean? The US Presidents rule from the “White House.” The Russian Presidents also rule from the White House. The Jesuits, a large force behind the Illuminati, have their own White House as well. England is ruled from “Whitehall.”
"The United States government is being ruled from the ‘White House,’ the government of England is being ruled from what is called ‘Whitehall,’ and Whitehall, like our White House, is the symbol of power because the hall is like the Masonic hall, the lodge hall, the union hall.” -- Jordan Maxwell - Matrix of Power;
"For those who think America controls the roost it would do well to consider that the Queen of England is still the official head of Commonwealth (123 countries) and the official monarch of Australia and Canada along with the United Kingdom... add to that the fact that all Bush Sr. got for his two terms as president of USA is a mere knighthood of the British Empire." -- Prash Trivedi;
The original 13 colonies were actually called companies. Military units are also called companies. We sing patriotic songs like “the Star-Spangled Banner” but a banner is a corporate advertisement, not a flag.
You surrender with a white flag, no colors. When you get mad you show your true colors. If you just won independence in a bloody revolution with Britain would you choose the same three colors for your new US flag?
Why does “every heart ring true for the red, white, and blue?” What about the gold-fringed flag used by the military, hung at all courts, schools, and government buildings? It all has to do with the British Maritime Admiralty Law of Flags.
Barack Obama is the current CEO of the USA Corporation and the gold-fringed flags in the background stand for "ruled from abroad."“This is also known as British Maritime (military) Law and this is why the American flag always has a gold fringe when displayed in the courts of the United States. You find the same in government buildings and federally funded schools.
"The gold fringe is a legal symbol indicating that the court is sitting under British Maritime Law and the Uniform Commercial Code - military and merchant law not common or constitutional law, under the Admiralty Law of Flags, the flag displayed gives notice of the law under which the ship (in this case the court) is regulated.
"Anyone entering that ship (court) accepts by doing so that they are submitting to the law indicated by that flag. Judges refuse to replace the flag with one without a fringe when asked by defendants who know the score because that changes the law under which the court is sitting.
"If you appear in a court with a gold fringed flag your constitutional rights are suspended and you are being tried under British Maritime (military /merchant) Law.” -- David Icke - Tales from the Time Loop;
International Maritime Admiralty law, the law of the high seas, began in Sumeria, was perfected in Rome and continues to this day. Jordan Maxwell has explained that the way we trade commerce today is modeled after the Masons’/Templar Knights’ 1,000 year old system.
Notice how regardless of whether you send a product by air, water, or land - you “ship” it. The ship pulls into its “berth” and ties to the “dock.” The Captain has to provide the port authorities with a “certificate of manifest” declaring the products he has brought.
Through a legal loophole the royals have created, US citizens are considered property of the queen under British Maritime law. Since we are born of our mother’s water, from her “birth canal,” we are thereby a maritime product, a “shipped” commodity. Our mothers were delivering a product under maritime law and that’s why we are born in a “delivery room.”
That’s why the “doc” signs your “berth” certificate, your “certificate of manifest.” You’re kept in the Maternity “Ward.” Why a ward? No other hospital areas are called wards. Prisons have wards and wardens.
The United States Corporation came about just after the civil war. The Act of 1871 was passed by congress creating a separate form of government for DC, essentially turning it into a corporation.
It was decided that employees would be called “citizens.” So when you say in court or on paper, that you are a citizen of the United States, you are not a free American, but an employee of US Inc.
When you get a fine, a ticket, a bill, or get sued, you must sign in all capital letters. When you die your Masonic tombstone by law will have all capital letters to show their employee has died.
The entity that is your name in all caps is your maritime admiralty product code. Upper and lower case legally represents you, your body.
“The Uniform Commercial Code was approved by the American Bar Association, which is a franchise, a subordinate branch, of the British legal system and its hierarchy based in London's Temple Bar (named after the Illuminati Knights Templar secret society).
As I have been writing for many years, the power that controls America is based in Britain and Europe because that is where the power is located that owns the United States Corporation. By the way, if you think it is strange that a court on dry land could be administered under Maritime Law, look at US Code, Title 18 B 7.
It says that Admiralty Jurisdiction is applicable in the following locations: (1) the high seas; (2) any American ship; (3) any lands reserved or acquired for the use of the United States, and under the exclusive or concurrent jurisdiction thereof, or any place purchased or otherwise acquired by the United States by consent of the legislature of the state.
In other words, mainland America. All this is founded on Roman law because the Illuminati have been playing this same game throughout the centuries wherever they have gone. The major politicians know that this is how things are and so do the government administrators, judges, lawyers and insider 'journalists'.
Those who realize what is happening and ask the court for the name of the true creditor or recipients of the fines imposed by the 'legal system' are always refused this information by the judge.
The true creditors in such cases, and the ultimate recipient of the fines, are the bankers to which the corporation 'country' is bankrupt.” -- David Icke - Tales from the Time Loop;
Lawyers or “barristers” have to take the Bar Association “bar” exam just as alcoholics go to the “bar,” sugar-junkies eat candy “bars,” and gamblers hope to get 3 “bars” on the slot machine. These all derive from the Templar’s turn of the 13th century “Temple Bar” in England.
Originally the Temple Bar was literally just a bar or chain between two posts next to the Temple law courts. This soon became a huge stone gate and there were eventually eight of these gates built so the elites could restrict / control trade within the city of London.
They were taken down during 19th century, but then each stone was numbered and kept in storage until 2004 when they just re-built the Temple Bar in London.
“The United States corporation was created behind the screen of a 'Federal Government' when, after the manufactured 'victory' in the American War of 'Independence', the British colonies exchanged overt dictatorship from London with the far more effective covert dictatorship that has been in place ever since.
In effect, the Virginia Company, the corporation headed by the British Crown that controlled the 'former' colonies, simply changed its name to the United States and other related pseudonyms.
These include the US, USA, United States of America, Washington DC, District of Columbia, Federal Government and 'Feds'. The United States Corporation is based in the District of Columbia and the current president of the corporation is a man called George W. Bush.
He is not the president of the people or the country as they are led to believe, that's just the smokescreen. This means that Bush launched a 'war on terrorism' on behalf of a private corporation to further the goals of that corporation.
It had nothing to do with' America' or 'Americans' because these are very different legal entities. It is the United States Corporation that owns the United States military and everything else that comes under the term 'federal'.
This includes the Federal Reserve, the 'central bank' of the United States, which is, in reality, a private bank owned by controlling stockholders (and controllers of the US Corporation) that are not even American. This is the bank from which the United States Corporation borrows 'money'.” -- David Icke - Tales from the Time Loop;
The Greater British Empire Map
The Shocking Truth About Your Birth Certificate
“If you notice on the bottom of your birth certificate it says Department of Commerce. It is a property of the Department of Commerce because you are nothing more than a piice of commercial interest
I am so glad that everything I knew to be true was a LIE.
jeezes man, JUST the link next time with a SMALL snippet...
No sh**
I got a headache now...dizzy from the scroll....
He just saved you 20+ hours of youtube 101. You should be grateful!!
Yep, I may have passed on a link, scrolling thru a post is not that tough if even if you have ADD
short attention spans are one of the reasons the idiocracy is herded so fuckin easily.
The Chinese said it best: "To be deeply in debt is glorious."
Savings?????
Wait, the Royals still inherit right???
"Only 10 things to be grateful for?"
Give him a break, he's not Michael Snyder.
11) I'm grateful that Michael Snyder always finds the inspiration and determination to keep creating lists.
But...you have the Queen and her family! Does that count for nothing?!?!
@ Max Damage. Agreed fully. If I may, a few tips that do make a difference on the inheratance front. Lets say your kids are 20+ and living on their own. Get an extra debit-card and give it to them. Let them do some of the shopping every once in a while so they can save their own - every bit helps
11) I'm grateful for the constant PM smackdowns so that I may back up the truck.
I never have understood why folks get upset about that one.
crisrose
Highly selective those who are upset.
Normalcy biased, undoubtedly so.
I wager those who see or hear the truth, despise greatest, to continue supporting belief, not truth.
F'em, you can't eat belief.
That's not a truck you've got there, Bob. It's a small duffle bag.
He's happy to see you too.
Hey Bob, let me drop some scriptural knowledge on you.
13. Thou shalt not checketh for a nigga that ain't checking for thee.
Niggalations 4:13
Boom
Please increase the word list for your bot, specifically first names, Bob.
Now do feel better?
No.
DavidC
11) I'm grateful that the elites are always judged based on their stated intentions rather than the results of their actions like the rest of us are. If it was any other way we might not be able to elect anybody to serve in DC next election.
12) We should ALL be grateful for central planning. Could you imagine how much lower the stock market would be without it?
13) Grateful for all the cockroaches who scatter in the daylight.
Perversely, I am grateful for the cockroaches that don't scatter.
They give me a constant and slow moving target to practice my limited scathing wit and sarcasm.
i endorse Hillary for POTUS 2016.
You wouldn't be nearly so bitter if you actually had some money in the stock market, Bob.
It ain't worth nothing until you get your money out and in your hand babes.
When it goes, you won't be able to get thru the door.
I am also grateful for the Fed, the BATF, the DEA, IRS,FBI, CIA, NSA and any other alphabet soup out there, Iraq, Afghanistan, Mission Accomplished, War on Drugs, Civil Forfeiture, Obamacare, the PATRIOT act, FATCA, NAFTA, and all the other wonderful things the US government has done for us. Now go to hell.
I'm grateful that criminal Jews control all the money printing, nothing could go wrong there.
I'm grateful I was able to expose another anti-Semite attempting to blame his own inadequacies and failures on another group of people.
He doesn't hate arabs.
Happy to see that you're still stupid...
I'm grateful that as a white person I'm becoming a minority and my children will grow up being hated and mocked because of the color of their skin.
like in south africa, except instead of mocked, you're raped
And who invited the white people to South Africa to rob, rape and enslave the native South African population?
Stop trying to divide the populace with race-baiting.
Now you know just a little of how the Native Americans felt.
I'm grateful for the brown-nosing, ass-kissing sychophants who swell the ranks of corporate middle management so that the assholes of executive managers are always squeaky clean.
Looking up the corporate ladder, All I can see is assholes.
Peaceful resistance (things I actually do)
1. Don't vote, don't watch, if anyone asks, tell them political process is completely corrupt
2. Don't watch
3. Don't borrow, pay off debt
4. Buy whole foods, make your own with local honey, grow a garden
5. Have patience and wait for the collapse
6. Give to others, money, time, and care
7. Accept the corrupt system we live under and don't worry about human beings being human beings, wait for the collapse
8. See #5 and #7
9. See #1
10. See #2
I'm grateful for peaceful resistance.
How's that working out for ya?
#11
I am grateful I was raised without common ammenities in the USA, as the majority is about to learn "how to"...
the hard way. I am talking no electricity or running water, the way I was raised 3rd world right here in U.Ass.A.
Got paper ? Toilet paper. ?
I will be a spectator this run.
No way am I joining the entertainment group entering the Colusseum.
Have fun feedng the lions.
<<No way am I joining the entertainment group entering the Colusseum. Have fun feedng the lions.>>
Aw, man, you won't join us for even a little fun? Certain politicians look quite yummy as lion food!
Grateful? Why you ungrateful little wretches, now bend down and kiss the pinky ring for all the things we have done for you and your own good.
I'm also grateful Jews won World War II.
And with only a 30% casualty rate too.
Better than the 8th Air Force.
I'm grateful for feminism making women's lit and lesbian studies viable majors that contribute to the advancement of society. Oh! And for making fat ugly women the social equivalent of Scarlett Johansson.
"Ya can't say lesbians, it's women in comfortable shoes"
Robin Williams
I am grateful for articles that tell me what I should be grateful for!
Better start the day off with some Mental and spiritual preparation
There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.”
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11) Most of all I'm grateful that #1-10 make me lose sleep thinking about what it will be like for my kids, and that I work my ass off to somehow leave them as well-prepared as possible for the inevitable calamity that #1-10 create, but knowing it probably still won't be enough.
I'm grateful that the New Jersey medium hasn't visited a midget family with 19 kids, some of which weigh 600 lbs, or there would be nothing for TV writers to do with themselves.
I've got it: the show is about the order in which they starve to death in the FEMA camp.
Dial 45673 to give Timmy the sandwich!
I am grateful we are not immortal on this plain and that my timeline is finite.
I had a full liife with much good, some bad and ugly, but after awhile it feels good knowing the journey is coming to an end.
Yes, it's nice knowing that when the song ends (3/4 thru for me) that I will be going home....
I'm grateful there is still 50 cent brass .308 at Wally World.
That is almost what it costs me to reload them, heck the bullet itself is about 25 cents each for 150gr FMJ.
No failures or problems with MKE aka ZQ1.
MKE is the Lake City of Turkey.
I'm grateful they haven't banned guillotines or Katanas. Heads need to roll.
The problem is They own the guillotines.
Don't worry, Freddy. The nice thing about guillotines is they're REAL easy to build, using common materials easily found around the town square.
And even if the blades are a little rusty, b/c that's all peasants can afford? Fret not, the job will still get done. Might take a couple tries, but.
That's why I own a Katana DF.
I'm grateful that MSM is so nauseating and transparent that most of us are switching it off and listening to other countries for a change.
I'm grateful that I no longer believe in such destructive myths as Santa Claus, a benevolent elite, and good government.
I'm grateful that I have learned to see thru so many marketing thought-stoppers.
I'm grateful that I live in a generation that has to learn to grow strong, because we wouldn't do it otherwise.
I'm grateful that I have to learn to find some light in a dark world.
I'm grateful that I have learned the importance of family.
I'm grateful that instead of naughty words, we spell out the names of criminal organisations instead. Any deal that you have to spell out (N-S-A, T-S-A, P-T-T-P, etc.) is now easy to spot as a S-C-A-M. Also, this spares the tender ears of the children.
I'm grateful that criminals use language so convoluted that speaking clear truth feels as good as a drink of fresh water.
I'm grateful that I have some real heroes to follow instead of some airhead celebritard.
I'm grateful that as a peasant I get to learn the real meaning of wealth and I can't be fooled anymore by criminal funny money.
I'm grateful that I'm finally learning some real skills.
I'm grateful that the next generation won't have to waste most of their youth in the government indoctrination program known as school.
I'm grateful that I'm finally learning to value life, and how precious it is. Foreigners don't deserve to die just because they're 'over there'.
I'm grateful to see the absolute futility of 'government support'.
I'm grateful that so many of us are finally switching off stupid social engineering issues, to focus on REAL problems, such as fascist governments and military 'police'.
Yeah, I guess I do feel a little better now, Charles. But I still hope for one more opportunity to give thanks, when we all THANK the government in exactly the way it deserves, for making us grateful in so many ways. God grant that day be soon. I for one can't wait.
Santa Claus was made popular by those who couldn't control their children as Santy knew if you were bad or good and no presents for the bad ones.
I know as I remember my parents threatening me with that stuff when I wasn't old enough to know better. :)
Thanks Chuck.
I always knew there was some deep-seated happiness lurking in my jaded and dyspeptic soul.
Now I can focus my gratitude on my blessings and learn to love television again for it's simple pleasures and educational benefits.
To hell with everything else.
Look! Dancing with the Tsars reruns are on!
rofl
I am grateful for the death of civil discourse. Now I can safely keep my (seditious) thoughts to myself.
Go fuck yourself! ;)
My point exactly!
I'm grateful that so many belong to the family of Satan and will die in their sin. Otherwise, people would accept the free gift of forgiveness and love and perhaps overpopulate heaven. (Of course I desire all to repent and believe that Christ does love you enough to die for you and be with us in heaven - plenty of room)
I'm grateful for all the learning opportunities provided by the constabulary as regards defining the limits of my individual rights, the scope of their duties and the inadequacy of their compensation and equipment. I've stopped resisting.
i'm grateful that abortions, butt sex and dick pills are now "rights."
i am grateful for big nanny .gov. i no longer know how to be independent so having .gov make sure i live a right life is very helpful. i love my nanny.
Im Grateful that I found ZH and now invest all my money into Canned food and Shotguns...
Stack 100 can cases of 5.5oz sardines packed in water.
Herring packed in water if you can afford it.
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Oh, that reminds me. I'm grateful for spam.
Seriously, that stuff keeps for a LONG time.
I'm grateful we have enough nukes that people will keep buying enough bonds to provide the welfare to keep the people "loving it" instead of "burning it to the fucking ground" and corporate coffers on swell so they can dictate who will be our elected leaders, what they will vote on, how the vote will go, and exactly how many more nukes we should buy on credit.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither Swarms of Officers to Harrass our People, and eat out of their substance....
He has combined with Others to subject us to a Jurisdiction that is foreign to our Constitution and unacknoweleged by our Laws; giving His assent to their Acts of pretended legislation.
a dose of irony
I'm grateful the Declaration of Independence hasn't been wiped from the internet.
So this is a Kunstler article?
I'm greatful for Gus Cannons' jug stompers. Cuz that sounds just good for the soul! He'd a made a fine president too.
Hope? Yes, we can!
Change? The buck stops here!
I am grateful that I know the every freaking detail of the the most vile look at me people in the country...Jersey Housewives, Miley Whore Cyrus, Kim Fat Whore K,....
Who? :)
Irony alert? You mean Sarcasm alert.
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Well, since the title said 'The ten things I Hate about you', sorta brought back fond memories...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byEGjLU2egA
1. We're all junkies. We all want our egos stroked, supported, inflated. We all want our fear suppressed, assuaged. We all need distractions. It's a matter of degree, of taste.
2. The unequal battle of the organized vs the unorganized or poorly organized has been occurring continuously for rather a long time. Some obvious patterns can be recognized and obvious conclusions can be reached.
3. Human beings are social animals. Everybody uses everybody. Society is a collective enterprise period. Anyone who doesn't recognize this, is simply taking much for granted and refusing to connect dots.
4. The pretensions of Zerohedge habitues of objectivity has very little basis. It's more like a constant denial, blame game, wish fulfillment fest. The idea that as many activities as possible should be left to individual action and free association as possible is a nice theory. It has merit. But any realistic application must account for 1, 2, 3 above. Not all here agree with that theory, I should add.
whew! I feel much better!
Thieving elitists are greatful for a submissive herd.