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Caught On Tape: Cop Grabs, Smashes Phone Of Woman Recording Him

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"He told me that I had to go. He said I was interfering with their investigation and I told [him] that I was on a public sidewalk and I had the right to film them.." And then this happened...

 

 

As MyFOXLA reports,

Beatriz Paez says she was doing nothing wrong taking video of U.S. Marshal executing warrants on San Juan Avenue Sunday. She saw people in handcuffs. “Around 8 people including women were held at gunpoint on their stomachs with their hands held behind their back,” says Paez.

 

But, when one marshal saw her recording, “He told me that I had to go. And, I told him I had the right to film and he said I was interfering with their investigation and I told them that I was on a public sidewalk and I had the right to film them.”

As The Washington Post notes,

...the courts have consistently held that the First Amendment protects citizens' right to record the police when they're on the job. The police can't stop you unless you're interfering with their work -- and they can't take away your smart phone or delete the recordings just because you took video.

 

Police need a warrant to mess with the content of your cell phone.

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Apparently not...

 

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Wed, 04/22/2015 - 15:21 | 6019276 besnook
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pig

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 15:28 | 6019325 Savyindallas
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As a former prosecutor in New orleans and dallas for 8 years, it's not armed robbery, but clearly reckless destruction of property, and possibly criminal or civil assault. See texas ststute. 

Sec. 28.04. RECKLESS DAMAGE OR DESTRUCTION. (a) A person commits an offense if, without the effective consent of the owner, he recklessly damages or destroys property of the owner.

(b) An offense under this section is a Class C misdemeanor.

Acts 1973, 63rd Leg., p. 883, ch. 399, Sec. 1, eff. Jan. 1, 1974. Amended by Acts 1993, 73rd Leg., ch. 900,

Sec. 1.01, eff. Sept. 1, 1994.

Also Official Oppression and Abuse of Official capacity inder ch. 39 of the texas penal Code. This type of conduct is inexcusable and the officer should be severely disciplined, if not charged with a crime.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 15:32 | 6019341 pupdog1
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Isn't there a thing called "assault under color of authority"?

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 15:28 | 6019321 R19
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In fact, if you tried to present any case of the sort, the DA and/ or judges would most likely pursue disbarment for being a jackass. ARMED ROBBERY? After a difficult day of taking other people's money, you just fucking made it for me.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 15:19 | 6019265 roadhazard
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Nazi's, what'cha gonna do. can't live with them, can't live with them.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 15:23 | 6019272 jdtexas
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Governments like the USSA hire psychopathic/dumb slaves to keep the boot on the other slaves.....get it?

 

Police Officially Refuse To Hire Applicants With High IQ Scores

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 15:26 | 6019279 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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If you are ever filming police brutality remember to put the phone down your pants if the pigs want to grab your phone. In that instance, the po-lice will have to place you under arrest in order to justify the strip search to get the phone. Alternatively, you could hang onto the phone and wrestle with the police to keep the phone out of their possession until they arrest you for resisting arrest. Either way you will get arrested so it's best to go for the gusto and absolutely refuse to surrender your God givin RIGHTS protected under every fucking charter guarantee in all first World nations. In brief, tell the douchebag cops that you will eat them for breakfast if they even think of fucking with you because you happen to have a rabid dog of a litigator that just happens to be a Jew opposed to authoritarianism. When the pigs hear the word 'authoritarianism' they will instantly know that you are more educated than they are and they will back down out of PIG fear of jurisprudence.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 15:22 | 6019281 Salzburg1756
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It's ok: she's Palestinian.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 15:23 | 6019285 R19
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Zero Hedge used to be cool Wall Streeters of all sorts. Now it is workers of the world unite.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 15:27 | 6019317 besnook
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more dumb cop shit. fighting the police state is communist? perhaps you should read a history book to see what role the police have played since the beginning of time. your low level iq mkes you a good cop.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 15:46 | 6019392 R19
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See my comments below. Thanks for playing. Actually, I would not be recruited because my scores would be off of the charts, but it doesn't mean I don't have the temper of Satan's hellions.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:09 | 6019491 besnook
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you have already revealed yourself to be an intellectual void, the perfect cop.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 19:53 | 6020280 usednabused
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If brains were dynomite I don't think he could blow his nose. And yes, a perfect leech.

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 00:50 | 6020977 Government need...
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It's OK, you can tell Zerohedge you have a 2-inch cock and masturbate to images of Ray Simpson dressed as the motorcyle cop.  We'll keep your secret safer than cash at the nearest TBTF bank.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:21 | 6019536 Urban Redneck
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Those two groups are not, and never have been, mutually exclusive.  Moreover, the intersection of those two groups (as opposed to the union) includes a very exclusive of group of Wall Streeters.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 15:31 | 6019291 Atomizer
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Some motivate operations of JP Morgan stealing electricity. Look in the past, Edison and Nikola Tesla.

The same fuck who cannot spell electricity correctly and ran PayPal. Down right thieves. 

Pitching a uban analogy to sell more subsided negro cars without taxpayer infrastructure to restage a dead battery. AAA can tow your car, to the next 100 miles. 

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 15:32 | 6019338 Clesthenes
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I really don’t think they are concerned with the publicity.

They perpetrate, and tolerate, these atrocities in order to monitor how effective their policy is to render the population lethargic by medication and ignorant by indoctrination.  (Incidentally, there’s a cure for both.)

They know, for example, that the CIA-controlled media will give this story a day or two of coverage; then bury it.

They use these atrocities, in part, to recruit criminally-inclined to volunteer for employment with the criminally-inclined government.

They are even now recruiting and training people to be informers.  By the act of Congress that established the DHS a system was created by which informers could make false allegations against anyone they please with near-total impunity.  Of course, such informers aren’t described as informers; rather they are given the title “submitting person” and the DHS Act provides that their falsehoods will never be examined by any court or legislature or law enforcement agency.  The legislation even specifies how this immunity is obtained.  The “submitting person” only has to give an “express statement” that his lies were “voluntarily given” and that he expected “protection from disclosure”.

Normally immunity is decided on a case-by-case basis by bureaucrats or prosecutors.  But not here.  Under the DHS Act, authority to grant immunity is given to those who provide false testimony.  What more could as thief want?

It's all there, in the act that created the DHS.

.

 

 

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 15:33 | 6019344 doc333
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You're all just beating around the bush. Just do away with ALL law enforcement and party on!

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 15:57 | 6019436 Sorry_about_Dresden
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Just give me a tax credit for guns & ammo and I would agree.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 15:40 | 6019365 ironmace
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So someone filmed someone filming the cops? ? How many people are filming other people filming and who is filming them?

 

               OK, whatever.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 15:52 | 6019422 Thirtyseven
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The cops and arrest scene were mostly obscured from the view of this recorder, and the woman in white just happened to be the best object to focus on.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 18:43 | 6020041 ironmace
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and something just happened to go down with the woman in white, the filmed filmer.

talk about luck.

                  plus, there was someone to take a picture of the smashed phone, and post the carnage!! This is all nonsense.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 15:41 | 6019374 taketheredpill
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Would have been helpful to have US News media actually state some facts, maybe have a legal expert on to say "she was within her rights".  Then the talking heads could say "there you have it folks, at least in this location you are within your rights to film etc."  But no.

 

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 15:43 | 6019382 R19
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I have some serious questions for all of you desk chaired rocket quants.

How many of you have ever been in a fight?
How many of you have ever been in a fight with shit odds?
How many of you have ever been in a fight were a deadly weapon was involved?
How many of you have ever fired any type of firearm ever?

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 15:53 | 6019429 SmedleyButlersGhost
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I will spell it for you again you fuking wannabe. Live by what you've already posted - they're going  to "rock and roll"  You would have "dropped her".   What movies are you watching? just stop. As I said tough guy - you are one mean mother!  you have a bunch of guys with too much weaponry and milling around in a suburb  Quit acting like it's a war zone - it's the US or what is left of it. 

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:17 | 6019524 Caleb Abell
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Unfortunately, police departments make the mistake of hiring ex-miitary scumbags who spent too much time murdering women and children in Asia.  They think they are an occupying force and citizens are the enemy.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:38 | 6019584 Jethro
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LOL. Amazing what passes for knowledge these days.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:27 | 6019541 R19
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Quit posting under anything related to Smedley Butler. It's an embarrassment. Glad you know all of the facts of the case. Meet me here in LA and I'll teach you first hand bro.

 

I already stated below that I'm not law enforcement and have been critical of them in many cases.  You clearly don't read, but are the big expert on all matters.

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 01:09 | 6021002 Government need...
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Go ahead, reach right though the internet and punch him in the mouth. Tough guy!

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 15:57 | 6019437 knotjammin2
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So how long have you wanted to be a cop.  If this pig of a marshall doesn't have any betterself control that what he exhibited the he has no business carrying a gun or any other weapon for that matter.  You make me sick with your attempt to justify this marshalls actions.  

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:52 | 6019627 R19
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Are you from France or moving back there soon?

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 15:57 | 6019438 gabeh73
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I've been in fights...not saying I am good at them, but have been involved in a few scuffles...not too mention being a tackling dummy for all-american d-1 football players that outwieghed me by 50 pounds....certainly wouldn't mind getting after the fat fuck in that video! 

 

Why does this even matter? If we don't get in bar fights then we can't oppose the cops attacking a innocent woman and throwing her property on the sidewalk?!

I am sure you aren't that stupid to think this...but what is your logic here?

 

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:20 | 6019530 R19
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My logic is that these US Marshals might be preparing to go into a very hostile, risky situation and they don't need some punk ass bitch in their way playing Channel 11 News.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 17:22 | 6019769 gabeh73
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But she wasn't in his way...the fat fuck had to run more than he has run all month.

The proof is in the video as he appeared to almost strain his hernia in attmpting to clumsily lunge at  the middle aged overweight lady. It took 110% surprise attack effort for the cop to get to the lady. If you are "in his way" this is not what it looks like.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 18:19 | 6019833 Emergency Ward
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R19-- that's not your logic, that's your fantasy.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 17:52 | 6019885 Abaco
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Whatever those maggots did (they had already executed the operation which you would know if you read the article) they were doing it in defiance of the constitutiuon.  So you had a bunch of criminals milling around and one of them decided to go intimidate and rob a woman.  You defend that?

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:04 | 6019464 SmedleyButlersGhost
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As long as you're the one asking for credentials tough guy - let's hear yours

The stench of BS is overwhelming

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:10 | 6019496 Jethro
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Ooooh, I'm gonna go get some popcorn! I have money on SmedleyButlersGhost.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:30 | 6019548 SmedleyButlersGhost
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The night is young, plenty of IPAs in the fridge, we shall move on to other worlds

If I ever decide to attend a Star Trek convention in LA - I'll look up R19 and settle this

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:41 | 6019593 Jethro
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You might have better luck locating him at a Magic: The Gathering "throwdown".

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:58 | 6019658 SmedleyButlersGhost
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And he's still fuking posting on this thread. Geezuz - I thought I  left him with some dignity but he's pissing that away.  If I were mean I would have retorted to his "I know" shite that yes the court eunuch knows how to fuck, has seen fucking but that is not the same as fucking.  But I'm trying to be a better person so I am not going there.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:50 | 6019622 R19
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Figures - you would fit right in at a Star Trek convention or Comic Con.  How about a Brony event?  I bet you have a whole collection of My Pretty Ponies that you pretend are police horses and prance them around in your fantasy land.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 17:02 | 6019675 SmedleyButlersGhost
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What the fuk is Comic Con and Brony?  For god's sake man - stop embarrassing yourself

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:18 | 6019506 R19
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- Not many at all.

- Seen a shitload including very shit odds and sucker punches right left.

- Quick to fight - much faster than my friends who have been in XX number of fights.

- Never a deadly weapon - threatened with the use of them though including knives and pistols.

- Own firearms and have extensive practical experience as well as study of combat and military shit from all angles.

Point is, I'm not some mismatched sock, lumbersexual hispter who's main asset in life is a smart phone.  I run into a lot of dumb mother fuckers here in LA all of the time and you wouldn't last a minute in any type of altercation or fight, but you're the expert on judging US Marshals.  YAY!

 

I know what a skilled street fight can do.

I know what a knife can do.

I know what a firearm can do.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:21 | 6019533 SmedleyButlersGhost
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Fair enough - brownie point for honesty. 

 

 

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:54 | 6019637 arby63
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Are you possibly as silly as you post? I sure hope not. I am hoping you're high or a dick sucking cop worshipper.

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 00:04 | 6020907 BrokusDickusMaximus
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WTF cuz! A study of combat and military shit from all angles? Video games don't count moron! Step away from the crack pipe idiot. Ruck up and go get you some real live experience. The US Army is hiring. Where's the thirsty mutilator guy. He should have saved his meth fueled ranting yesterday for your stupid ass today! Fucking idiot is what you are.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:13 | 6019500 Duc888
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R19:"I have some serious questions for all of you desk chaired rocket quants.

How many of you have ever been in a fight?"

Me

How many of you have ever been in a fight with shit odds?

Me

How many of you have ever been in a fight were a deadly weapon was involved?

Me.

How many of you have ever fired any type of firearm ever?

Me.

  Does having some shitbag Cambodian jerk off shooting THROUGH your shop to get to the fucktard Mali on the OTHER side of your shop count?

If so, count me in.

Firearms, AK's, Shotguns and various hand guns.  Check. 

Korean gangbangers on another date, does that count?  Jamacian gangbangers who sent down a shitbag to cap my ass....does that count?

Bullet holes still all over my old shop in BGPT.

I'm still here.

Tough guy (me) ? Nope.

Oh, guess who I did not call,

ever. 

 

The cops.

 

 

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:51 | 6019616 Duc888
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...just to clarify..I am not a tough guy.  I'm not a wart on a soldiers ass but I know cops.  IMO, I would not make a phone call to some nutter organisation who would dispatch someone with less firearm training than me, to "help me". 

Ever.

 

 

Pure fucking insanity.  Let them all just do their legal shakedown schlep / gag routine writing traffic tickets and such things...

 

 

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:19 | 6019515 RabbitOne
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I am currently desk chaired because I hurt my spine…I not rocketing much…70 years old in a few days…

 How many of you have ever been in a fight? Not since ‘Nam. I don’t care to ever again.

How many of you have ever been in a fight with shit odds? Yep, was lucky.
How many of you have ever been in a fight were a deadly weapon was involved? Yes with M16A1.
How many of you have ever fired any type of firearm ever? 7.62X51(M14 and M1A), 5.56X45 and .223 (M16 and A15), 22LR, 38 Spl, 9 MM, 40 S&W, 45 ACP, 7MM, 16GA, 20GA and a couple of others.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:23 | 6019540 SmedleyButlersGhost
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Ooh rah

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 18:24 | 6019999 Haiku4U
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RabittOne....

Thank You for your service to our Country!

I hope that your injury heals quickly.

 

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 21:13 | 6020494 lakecity55
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+10, Mr Rabbitt.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:40 | 6019590 Toolshed
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As you should know R19, the biggest pussies (you) always try to talk the toughest...............especially when enjoying the anonymity of the internet.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:50 | 6019620 cherry picker
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I can answer yes to all the above more than once and I am a pacifist.

I didn't look at the video, I just see a bull manhandling some gal and busting her phone.

I read your comments.  However, don't you think the bull could have handled it differently?

There is just too much of this shit going on.  I know the people cops encounter are no saints by any means, but it appears that many on the 'right' side of the law don't care about the law and will rough someone up or just plain shoot to kill when not necessary.

Yes, cops may not have an easy job, but they should be aware of it before they signed up to serve and protect.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 21:12 | 6020489 lakecity55
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Me, 2.

I have had the crap kicked out of me by suspects, but you only use enough force to subdue them.

Now, once we caught a guy who had killed a child. I did kick the shit out of that one.

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 00:53 | 6020978 Government need...
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I bet the farmers from Lexington and Concord probably hadnt killed many Redcoats . . . before they decided it was time to kill Redcoats.  Not every cop is Ray Simpson, just waiting to embrace you in his big strong arms.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 15:50 | 6019408 Thirtyseven
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Steroids + Repressed Homosexual Rage = most Cops.

(and Zerohedge, you're welcome for the submission last night)

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:08 | 6019482 studfinder
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The bitch should get a long zoom camera and a directional microphone...screw her.  The cop should have body slammed her.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:29 | 6019558 R19
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Obstruction of justice and being a pain in the ass. They are not out to issue a parking ticket.

Most likely it's a very risky situation and they need to focus not manage punk bitch looky losers.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 17:07 | 6019707 besnook
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so you and r19 have intimate knowledge of each others' back door? practice safe sex.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 20:29 | 6020373 falconflight
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You're trolling right?  

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 00:56 | 6020984 Government need...
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R19 is the one nursing the 2-inch cock through life.  I wonder whether one can truly claim intimacy with anyone (front, back, or side door) when all you've got to 'rock'n'roll' with is 2-inches.  Hell, that wouldn't clear the back porch, let alone get inside the back door.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 22:57 | 6020774 Stay Frosty
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studloser.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:08 | 6019484 Caleb Abell
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Lots of lengthy arguments can be made, but to summarize:

 

It's called destroying the evidence.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:17 | 6019519 Pumpkin
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General damages, special damages and punitive damages plus costs.  Open and closed case, it would be settled out of court.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:29 | 6019563 Shitgum Suicide
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Just a quick take is that the Federal Marshall who did that was probably an undercover agent who couldn't have his face exposed to the public. The police did not do anything but the Marshall did.

Now time to read some outrageous comments followed by a GW article that points to this being standard practice in America without contemaging the obvious or the reality.

Fire away on earth day which is the birthday day of Vladimir I Lenin whose famous quote: "The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation."

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 17:09 | 6019718 Porous Horace
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You have the right to video anything happening in public. If the cop is undercover, that's his problem. Being undercover does not give them the right to violate the First Amendment.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 21:09 | 6020481 lakecity55
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He lays out the plan and does not go on the raid. Identity preserved.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 17:51 | 6019882 Luapnor
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What the police didnt do was arrest the Marshal. He broke the law and they just stood there instead of beating him to a pulp then handcuffing him.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:41 | 6019592 firewolfsblog
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The ship is going down folks, and the government types dont give a rat's ass about you, or your public well being. Hunker down, stockpile your shizzle, and circle the wagons.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:43 | 6019599 1033eruth
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Last sentence of article:

Police need a warrant to mess with the content of your phone.

Apparently not, see the above video for proof.   A lot of people operate under misinformation about what police can and can't do in a police state.  If what they are doing is against the law, guess who judges them while they are on paid administrative leave?  So on and so forth.   

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:51 | 6019603 Shitgum Suicide
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Even better obvious question is why aren't we seeing the rest of the video of police activities from the girl who was inside her home?

Why haven't we seen the video unless the police activities were warranted as it relatedt to the circumstances of that particular situation?

Many things are unknown but, what we do know is that far too many, particularly here, wish to portray LEO's as worse than criminals.

Draw rational conclusions please it makes for better adult conversation. Man I sound like I'm talking to GW. Or is it a bot?

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:57 | 6019648 besnook
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ahem. the courts have ruled that the taking of someone's phone, damaging the phone or otherwise trying to prevent a person from filming police activity is a crime. assaulting someone, even as a cop, is a crime. assaulting someone while carrying a firearm is an enhancement of the crime committed. there were witnesses and two film versions of the events. the police present did nothing while witnessing a crime being committed and did not arrest the perp, a dereliction of duty.

 

none of this happens with honest cops. this means all those cops present are crooked. that means the entire force is crooked, even the honest cops for giving their souls to a paycheck while allowing the people they work with fuck people up illegally without consequence.  so, yes, theyare all crimminals as accessories after the fact. they have positioned themselves as the enemy and should be treated accordingly for one's own safety.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 17:08 | 6019715 R19
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Because moron hipster ZH posters have already closed the case. THEY KNOW EVERYTHING.

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 00:59 | 6020988 Government need...
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I know your 2-inch cock is mostly useless, and that makes you very mad.  Try chickens.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 21:07 | 6020475 lakecity55
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They would certainly want no evidence showing them raping, disemboweling the woman, raping her pets, and eating her kids.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:53 | 6019610 R19
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I hope many of you jackasses are trading or will start trading spot FX because if you're really as dumb as you post here, I'll have a sick residence here in LA with a few years. We're talking infinity pool with skyline view and 5 car garage sick.

 

Nothing like pissing off a bunch of moron keyboard jockies to finish the day.  HEY.  Next fight you get in... pull out your smart phone.  I bet they have an app for street fights.  Damn you guys are dumb.  Are you all CFA's?

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 17:31 | 6019817 Condition 1SQ
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Haha, you'll still be living in a cardboard box next year, given how much time you put into trolling ZH.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 18:04 | 6019933 R19
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I was done for the day hours ago - It's called spot FX. I'm not some penny stock jobber like you.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 19:10 | 6020152 dumdum
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Your are a dildo.

Go and put yourself to some good use.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 17:06 | 6019628 falak pema
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According to the conspiracy theories prevalent here there are two options :

* The guy was an agent of Apple on a mission to destroy all Samsung smarts.

* The guy was a repressed sexual predator; he wanted the girl so he took it out on the phone as he knew he was on tape. 

The fact that many people were being handcuffed as a sign of police paranoia, rounding up "usual suspects", is totally incidental and irrelevant to the facts; as the police are always respectful of the LAW (not so much of foreign material or feminine gender both considered as "expendables")

Now that IS the ZEITGEIST of the times! 

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 16:56 | 6019645 Porous Horace
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"He told me that I had to go. And, I told him I had the right..."

And that's what the cop needs to get away with assault and battery and destruction of property. Had she not said anything, and kept a safe distance, it would be much harder for the cop to say that she was interfering.

Rule #1: NEVER TALK TO COPS. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 21:03 | 6020463 bid the soldier...
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disagreee

 NEVER TALK TO COPS. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

 

 NEVER TALK BACK TO COPS. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

Fixed it 4 you.

There's noting wrong with saying "Officer you have a lovely pot belly."

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 17:19 | 6019770 f16hoser
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Hey Cop; Fat, Dumb and Stupid is no way to go thru life...

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 17:31 | 6019813 Loophole
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It's OBVIOUS that the only reason the cop snatched the phone and destroyed it was to avoid being videotaped and not some BS "interference."

That's robbery, plain and simple. And the main reason cops continue to do this crap is that they get away with it.

Getting passes from jerkoff prosecutors who are more interested in elections than doing their jobs.

As much as I despise Holder, he should get involved in this one.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 17:42 | 6019853 dondonsurvelo
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If it is a California cop she should be able to settle for a decent 5 figure sum.  If it is a Federal cop you can forget about it.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 17:43 | 6019856 BoredRoom
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I bet she voted for the Hoax and Chains too

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 17:47 | 6019869 zipit
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This is why we need a chain of people filming cops.  One or more filiming the cop.  One or more filiming the people filming the cops.  One or more flming the people filming the people filming the cops.  Strength in numbers.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 17:50 | 6019877 Edward Quince
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Nothing a little easy money can't solve.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 17:56 | 6019900 Yen Cross
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   Cop: "Give me the kid, or the phone gets it Ma'am."

 

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 17:57 | 6019903 Zymurguy
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Assault, plain and simple.  The thug should already be arrested and sitting in county awaiting a bail hearing.  Most likely he's a psychopath... most cops are... they are just really good at repressing it.  PhD Psyco' friend of the family has researched cops for decades and is getting ready to publish an incredibly extensive study - hope it gets published in a manner the public can access 'cause from what I've read of it, once the public sees it... they'll want little to nothing to do with cops... they are essentially bullies and are on major power trips, just short of being criminals themselves.

Obviously, as the video shows... some go way over the line.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 18:04 | 6019925 q99x2
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Stop police brutality. Stop their funding (and militarization). Stop Lloyd Blankfein. Use bitcoin and cryto.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 18:16 | 6019974 NoWayJose
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Assault charges are in order and since it looks like a smartphone, add felony robbery for taking the phone.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 18:26 | 6020002 falconflight
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I suppose she's lucky that they just didn't disappear her.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 20:56 | 6020446 bid the soldier...
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No the lucky one was the person taking the video from across the street.

If pagliaccio the porcine policeman had seen that other video being taken, woe unto him/her and that cell phone.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 18:42 | 6020051 Nocturnal Goyim
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So fed up with these militarized government agencies attempting to intimidate the public with their ar-15,40cals on their belt and camo gear. Time for the public to dress accordingly too!

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 21:22 | 6020510 Stormtrooper
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I already do, except AR-10 (.308) is my preferred choice.  800 yard effective range vs. 300. 

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 22:11 | 6020656 R19
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Let me know about all your engagements out that far.  That's why I am familiar with an AR-15 with red dot.

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 01:02 | 6020992 Government need...
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If you only get 1 shot . . . dont care if its 3 meters or 800, you want to take it with a 308 over a 556.  Stopping/penetrating power.  Let's say you are shooting a pig wearing body armor (with a plate).  You hit the plate.  308 doesnt go through, but the force knocks the cop down and makes him take the next 10 seconds to check for broken organs/bones.  Same scenario with a 556?  Pig hesitates 2 seconds and is ready to 'rock'n'roll' again.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 19:17 | 6020177 pupdog1
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It is time for these Officer Roids to lose jobs and pensions for these assaults.

It is time for our WORTHLESS FUCKING CONGRESS to make a federal law to stop this. (As opposed to that third world POS fascist congressman who tried to make filming cops illegal. He gave up after mass outrage.)

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 20:26 | 6020365 falconflight
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I don't think a law can fix this.  There is already a Constitution.  It will take massive abuse of THEM, until they learn respect.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 21:03 | 6020464 lakecity55
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             "20 Cops Killed"
"Gas Leak Blows up Doughnut Shop"

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 19:28 | 6020201 Joebloinvestor
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Civilian review boards.

That will scare the shit out of them (hopefully).

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 20:39 | 6020399 R19
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Have ever served on a jury?  Common citizens couldn't tell you if the sun rises in the east, west, north or south.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 19:51 | 6020272 qpqsb
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rccalhoun: someone please film fire-persons making 150K/year sitting around the station bbq-ing and playing dominos

or just follow one for their 3 day shift and see how little they do.

open up their jobs to college grads at $50/k a year and see millions line up

fireman is the cush---teet sucking---club

 

Let me guess, your wife cheated on you with a fireman? 

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 19:56 | 6020288 R19
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Extremist muslims slaughtering many people around the world for their cause - OH SHIT, SOMEBODY GOT THEIR GALAXY S SMASHED BECAUSE THEY WERE BEING A JACKASS.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 20:33 | 6020384 falconflight
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What does that have to do with the article and issue at hand?

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 01:06 | 6020999 Government need...
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Cuz turrists . . . and safety!!!

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 20:09 | 6020316 p00k1e
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Jade Helm.

 

We're, um, occupied.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 20:16 | 6020348 Obamananke
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Its not a cell phone it is a personal profiling tracking device

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 20:44 | 6020419 mindundermatter
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I am sure others have already mentioned this, but you have the right to film the police. A Constitutional right. From my viewing of the video, I would think the US Marshall in question could be charged criminally for Assault and Battery, since he physically touched the woman, when he jerked the phone away from her. He could also be charged with violating her right to film... not sure of the exact clause, but it was certainly violated. The, on the Civil side of things, he, and the US Marshalls service, are open to lawsuits for his actions. You would think that US Marshalls would be very well versed in the laws, especially when it comes to being filmed. Career over, but that is choice he made.

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 01:03 | 6020995 Government need...
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I'm not an ambulance chaser, but that looked like SEXUAL assault on the woman.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 21:01 | 6020459 lakecity55
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I am a big fat guy with a gun and badge. Gimme your shit, Bitch!
No!
Damn, I'm really gonna beat the wife tonight!

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 21:02 | 6020462 Luke 21
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Liberals like this love to agitate the police in hopes of getting a response. Where are the hundreds of videos showing these low lifes agitating the cops with no response. She says to the guy, "You need to stay away from me. I don't feel safe." Meanwhile the guy is ten feet away and has his back to her. If she does not feel safe she should leave or at least shut up so as not to distract them from their work.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 22:02 | 6020631 R19
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Because she is a jackass?  :shrug:

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 21:22 | 6020513 kareninca
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Beatriz Paez is an incredibly noble, fearless woman.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 21:24 | 6020521 Kelley
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Where in Central America did this happen?

Say what?

Never mind!

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 21:34 | 6020539 BlussMann
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She looked pretty obnoxious, he lips were flapping all during the vid shoot, got to go with the cop on this one.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 22:02 | 6020573 R19
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We are the anarchists of the world! Law enforcement and the military are always wrong because it says so on the YouTube! Facts of the case? Reality? FUCK IT!!!!   Right before there about to go into what may be a very hostile situation? - HEY LUMBERSEXUAL HIPSTER WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE FUCK IT!

 

Oh crap, something is happening to me!  What's that number - oh yeah NINE MUTHA FUCKING ELEVEN.

 

(See my comments below.  Therre are times were LEO's are wrong, but most of you candy ass mofo's couldn't last a day as one UNLESS there was a smart phone app that did the work for you and you could wear hipster shit on the job).

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 01:04 | 6020997 Government need...
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With your focus on the 'facts', you are ready for jury duty down at the local justice theater.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 21:36 | 6020549 BouncingCat
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Assault, battery, damage to private property, violation of civil rights. That big fat turd is going to pay, I hope.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 21:41 | 6020560 Bill of Rights
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Take away all the Captain America gear, and this Cop sucker is nothing but a pussy..

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 22:07 | 6020640 R19
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Overall, this thread has been more fun than a barrel full of monkeys. I have been thoroughly entertained, have a new found complete and utter contempt and disrespect for a lot of you, and expect to take a bunch of money from you bright internet attorneys tonight. Going forward I expect to make your participation on here a living hell as I tear apart your clueless delusional positions.

Remember to sort your My Little Ponies in alphabetical order when you put them away tonight.  XOXO and go to hell.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 22:22 | 6020685 kareninca
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You are a tedious troll.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 22:08 | 6020644 PoasterToaster
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"People are provoking cops into being brutal."

Is this really the new shill meme to deflect blame from the murderous thugs who wear badges?  Blame the victim?  Nice and sociopathic, but it's not going to work.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 22:24 | 6020683 10mm
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Being Marshals dangerous tasks.. Time to blockade public on serious fugitive matters. Cunt was agitating. 

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 22:40 | 6020731 R19
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US Marshals only issue parking tickets and fashion police matters. Nothing dangerous ever. Also, everything they do can be summarized in a brief cell phone video posted on YouTube.

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 00:04 | 6020905 dogismycopilot
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R19, I really think you need to improve your critical thinking skills.

1. Why are the US Marshals allowed to investigate the US Marshals? 

2. Why is a US Marshal with an M4 and SigSauer allowed to commit a felony crime with no concern?

3. What would have happened if the second camera had not been there?

4. If the woman was truly in the way, why wasn't there a sheriff or local policeman there to arrest her and properly remove her from the scene?

 

US Marshals have a tremendous amount of power. Because of this US Citizens should ask more questions about this altercation, not less.

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 03:19 | 6021102 R19
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Do you seriously think that marshal knew or gave a fuck if that camera was there? I would do the same fucking thing he did and probably more if CNN was right there. I don't give a fuck. That's why I stated in my initial posts that I could not be a LEO.

 

'4. If the woman was truly in the way, why wasn't there a sheriff or local policeman there to arrest her and properly remove her from the scene?'

CAN I HAVE THE CONTACT INFO FOR YOUR MARIJUANA DEALER? HOW HIGH ARE YOU?

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 02:21 | 6021063 dumdum
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I suppose ZH wouldn't be ZH without the occasional lunatic. Make sure you log back on tomorrow, you've been a joy. 

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 06:08 | 6021184 Infidel51
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You have no idea what you are talking about.  It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. 

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 00:57 | 6020985 BrokusDickusMaximus
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Thanks R19 guy. I haven't laughed this hard at a fucking idiot in a long time. The thirsty guy had me chuckle a time or two last night. But you, you fucking moron almost caused me a fucking debilitating brain aneurysm with the stupidest shit I have ever read. Good night idiot. I'll still be laughing at your dumb ass tomorrow. " a study of combat and military shit from all angles" WTF! 

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 03:16 | 6021098 R19
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I have family that have served in the military as well as 3 letter agencies, actively shoot, have watched a shit load of material about warfare as well as read it.  I didn't serve because my immediate family was strongly opposed.  What more do you want?  I'm not some piss-ant hipster like you who fucking doesn't have a clue about the risk of what these marshals are facing and are siding with some dumb ass cunt with a smart phone.

WATCH THE END OF THE VIDEO.  THE MARSHAL THAT SMASHES THE PHONE CATCHES UP WITH THE REST AS THEY ARE GOING IN.  SAVE YOUR WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE BRONY BULLSHIT FOR YOUR KEYBOARD FANTASY LAND.

AND I'M NOT THAT GAY LOVER BUDDY OF THE SON OF THE KING OF ENGLAND WHO SAID SOME BULL ABOUT MILITARY TACTICS AND GOT THROWN OUT THE WINDOW IN BRAVEHEART.  I'LL BE HAPPY TO SHARE MY SKILLS WITH YOU.

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 03:21 | 6021107 R19
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I have never run across a bigger bunch of candy a$$  morons in my life.  You really are coming out of the woodwork on this topic.  HAHA.  What the fuck do you trade?  Some dog shit company with a $10 market cap?  Farrow Tech?  FUCKING A - JACKASS CENTRAL AROUND HERE.

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 03:24 | 6021108 R19
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HERE YOU GO STUPID BITCHES - READ THIS AND THEN TALK SHIT:

 

For Immediate Release

Contact: March 11, 2015 USMS Office of Public Affairs (202) 307-9065   Deputy U.S. Marshal Killed in the Line of Duty  

Washington – Deputy U.S. Marshal Josie Wells died from a gunshot wound received in the line of duty in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, March 10. Wells, 27, a native of Mississippi had been with the U.S. Marshals Service since January 2011.

Wells was part of a team executing arrest warrants on a fugitive wanted for double homicide in Baton Rouge. The team engaged in gunfire with the fugitive and Wells was shot. He was immediately transported to Lane Regional Medical Center in Zachary, Louisiana, where he died.

The fugitive, Jamie Croom, was also shot and transported to a local hospital where he later died.

“Our deputies and law enforcement partners face untold dangers every day in the pursuit of justice in cities nationwide,” said Director Stacia A. Hylton. “The fugitive who killed Deputy Wells was extremely dangerous, wanted for double homicide and intentionally evaded justice.”

Hylton added, “When a public servant dies in the line of duty, it is an immeasurable tragedy felt by all. Our thoughts and prayers are with Deputy Wells’ family, friends and colleagues.”

The shooting investigation is being conducted by FBI and the Baton Rouge Police Departmen

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 09:46 | 6021692 BlussMann
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Of course it was a US Marshall that gunned down 12 y/o Sammy Weaver and his dog at Ruby Ridge. The Deputies left the dog in the field and made  a rut in its body out of contempt for the besieged. The Deputies harrased a local restaurant owner, Swiss, who had prepared meals for Bo Gritz and the survivors of the Weaver family while they negotiated to the extent that the restaurant owner committed suicide.

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 03:42 | 6021110 R19
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Office of Public Affairs

Feb. 19, 2015

www.usmarshals.gov

Fact Sheet

U.S. Marshals Service

2015

-The U.S. Marshals Service is the nation’s oldest and most versatile federal law enforcement agency.

-Federal marshals have served the country since 1789, often in unseen but critical ways.

-The Marshals Service occupies a uniquely central position in the federal justice system. It is the

enforcement arm of the federal courts, involved in virtually every federal law enforcement initiative.

-Presidentially appointed U.S. marshals direct the activities of 94 districts — one for each federal

judicial district.

-Approximately 3,843 deputy U.S. marshals and criminal investigators form the backbone of the agency.

-The duties of the U.S. Marshals Service include protecting the federal judiciary, apprehending federal

fugitives, managing and selling seized assets acquired by criminals through illegal activities, housing

and transporting federal prisoners and operating the Witness Security Program.

-The agency’s headquarters is just across the Potomac River from Washington, D.C.

Judicial Security

-Since 1789, the U.S. Marshals Service has been the enforcement arm of the federal courts and has

been responsible for protecting the federal judicial process.

-The agency ensures the safe and secure conduct of judicial proceedings at approximately 440

locations in 94 federal court districts and provides protection for federal judges, other court officials,

jurors, the visiting public and prisoners.

-The Threat Management Center provides a national 24/7 response capability to review and respond

to threats against the judiciary.

-The Marshals also manage contracted security services inside federal court facilities, which are

funded by the judicial branch’s court security appropriation. The agency oversees the daily operation

and management of security services performed by more than 5,000 court security officers within

the 94 U.S. District Courts and 12 circuits of the U.S. Court of Appeals.

Fugitive Operations

-The U.S. Marshals Service is the federal government’s primary agency for fugitive investigations.

-The Marshals have the broadest arrest authority among federal law enforcement agencies.

-The Marshals provide assistance to state and local agencies in locating and apprehending their most

violent fugitives.

-The Service arrests 400 fugitives every day on average.

-U.S. Marshals task forces combine the efforts of federal, state and local law enforcement agencies to

locate and arrest the most dangerous fugitives.

-Task force officers are state and local police officers that receive special deputations with the

Marshals. While on a task force, these officers can exercise U.S. Marshals authorities, such as

crossing jurisdictional lines.

-U.S. Marshals work with the international law enforcement community to apprehend fugitives

abroad as well as to seek foreign fugitives living or residing in the United States.

-The U.S. Marshals “15 Most Wanted” fugitive program draws attention to some of the country’s

most dangerous and high-profile fugitives. These fugitives tend to be career criminals with histories

of violence, and they pose a significant threat to public safety.

U.S. Marshals Service Fact Sheet, cont’d 2015

Office of Public Affairs

Feb. 19, 2015

www.usmarshals.gov

Asset Forfeiture

-The Department of Justice Asset Forfeiture Program is a key component of the federal government’s

law enforcement efforts to combat major criminal activity by disrupting and dismantling illegal

enterprises, depriving criminals of the proceeds of illegal activity, deterring crime and restoring

property to victims.

-The U.S. Marshals Service plays a critical role in identifying and evaluating assets that represent the

proceeds of crime as well as efficiently managing and selling assets seized and forfeited by DOJ.

-Proceeds generated from asset sales are used to operate the AFP, compensate victims and support

various law enforcement and community initiatives.

-The Marshals Service manages a wide array of assets, including real estate, commercial businesses,

cash, financial instruments, vehicles, jewelry, art, antiques, collectibles, vessels and aircraft.

Prisoner Operations

-The U.S. Marshals Service is responsible for the safe and humane custody of more than 203,000

federal prisoners annually, beginning at the time of arrest and ending when prisoners are acquitted,

arrive at a designated Federal Bureau of Prisons facility to serve a sentence or are otherwise

ordered released from Marshals custody.

-The agency provides housing, medical care and transportation for an average daily population of

about 55,000 federal prisoners throughout the U.S.

-The Marshals Service brings all individuals arrested on federal offenses before a U.S. magistrate or

U.S. District Court judge for their initial court appearances. The court determines if they are to be

released on bond or remanded into the custody of the Marshals Service to await trial.

-The Marshals Service does not own or operate detention facilities but has agreements with

approximately 1,800 state and local governments for jail space. Prisoners can also be housed in 15

private facilities or BOP facilities.

Prisoner Transportation

-The U.S. Marshals’ Justice Prisoner and Alien Transportation System (JPATS) transports prisoners

between judicial districts and correctional institutions in the U.S.

-JPATS is one of the largest transporters of prisoners in the world — handling 1,070 movements per

day on average.

-JPATS transports prisoners in federal custody between federal judicial districts to hearings, court

appearances and detention facilities.

-JPATS operates a network of aircraft, cars, vans and buses to accomplish these coordinated

movements.

-JPATS operates a fleet of aircraft to move prisoners over long distances more economically and with

higher security than commercial airlines.

-JPATS is the only government-operated, regularly-scheduled passenger airline in the nation.

Witness Security

-The U.S. Marshals Service operates the federal Witness Security Program, sometimes referred to as

the “Witness Protection Program.”

-The Witness Security Program provides for the security, safety and health of government witnesses

and their authorized family members, whose lives are in danger as a result of their cooperation with

the U.S. government.

-Witnesses and their families typically get new identities with documentation.

-The Witness Security Program has successfully protected an estimated 18,400 participants from

 

intimidation and retribution since the program began in 1971.

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 03:30 | 6021114 Azannoth
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Since when is the IDF patrolling the streets of America?

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 06:59 | 6021212 DIGrif
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After watching the video I can say without a doubt that the lady broght that on herself.  I personally wouldn't have blamed the U.S. Marshalls if they had bitch slapped her back to whatever hole she crawled out of.

Filming the police is fine..but she is up there running her mouth about how she feels threatened...well, if you feel threatened..get the heck out of there. She reminded me of a small barking poodle...just makes you want to kick them across the room. I think the guy used great restraint.

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 07:52 | 6021290 asfffasfff
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noooooooooooo    that wan a samsung galaxy s 3

dont destroy that beauty ;_;

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 08:36 | 6021418 Last of the Mid...
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How about leave the fucking police alone to do their jobs. Bitch deserved it. Just another asshat who couldn't ever qualify for their job but is starting shit anyway

 

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 11:31 | 6022161 R19
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This is not the way of the hipster know it all Zero Hedger that now dominates the site.

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 17:59 | 6023935 STP
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Wow, psycho douche, I thought you told us goodbye ten responses ago?   You're still here?  Gawd, you must be all charged up, with that built-up adrenaline, ready to lash out in an instant at anything.  I'm impressed!  That's us, just a bunch of hipsters, getting a good guffaw at your hard talking line of crap.  What a maroon!  So, do you have, like blood vessels breaking out all over your skull?  Are you read to flip out yet?   Do us a favor, and when you decide to do the total freak-out, take yourself out and leave anybody else out of it!  We'll let you choose your exit from this planet.  Good luck!

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