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Here's Why Stocks Are Surging Pre-Open

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Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/22/2015 09:06 -0400



 

Fun-durr-mentals...

 

The morning momo meltup seems a little premature today...

 

Who could have seen that coming?

 

But bonds once again seem less excited...

 

UPDATE: Surprise!!

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 
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Wed, 04/22/2015 - 09:08 | 6017661 papaswamp
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...and in other news... FHFA Housing price index rises to 5.4% Y/Y. Looks like the Fed overshot the 2% inflation mark in this category.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 09:11 | 6017671 VinceFostersGhost
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It's tradition.

 

Our motto is never sweat the big stuff.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 09:31 | 6017743 power steering
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I was going to say that's a Clinton motto then I saw your name and spit my coffe

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 10:24 | 6017934 PartysOver
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VinceFostersGhost.  Now that's funny; I don't care ho you are

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 09:21 | 6017716 LawsofPhysics
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Tutition and fees at the state university going up 9%.

"no inflation" indeed.

tick tock motherfuckers...

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 17:05 | 6019695 golden torch
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Wed, 04/22/2015 - 09:09 | 6017667 LawsofPhysics
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So many paper claims...

so few real assets...

tick tock motherfuckers...

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 09:48 | 6017791 g'kar
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"real assets" are so yesterday.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 09:11 | 6017672 kaa1016
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Seriously, at this point, what else is there to say. Whenever I look at the tape and I want to know why the market is ripping, I've realized that it's for no other reason than the time of day. For example, has anyone ever noticed how the market runs higher at 8 am, 9am, 11:30 am, and 3 pm almost every day? It's just a bunch of computers playing hot potato all day every day.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 09:11 | 6017674 coulous
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and puke the gold !!

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 09:11 | 6017677 44MagnumPrepper
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The doom will be low today.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 09:17 | 6017702 doomandbloom
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yeah feeling a bit low today

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 09:37 | 6017762 Handful of Dust
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"The stawk market never drops," my broker told me yesterday.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 09:15 | 6017695 TruthBeforeAll
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The early worm gets the fish.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 09:16 | 6017696 heisenberg991
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I want a flash crash!

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 09:19 | 6017709 waterwitch
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I'd prefer flash cash.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 09:23 | 6017721 SoilMyselfRotten
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You can't have one, he's busy meeting with his lawyer today

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 09:20 | 6017715 entendance
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Wed, 04/22/2015 - 09:25 | 6017727 Fukushima Fricassee
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Wicked government Nazi shit this way comes.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 09:31 | 6017745 LawsofPhysics
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Yes, this time in a well-armed society...

tick tock motherfuckers...

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 09:28 | 6017739 The Bell Rang
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Surging ???   Really, learn how to read a chart...:)

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 09:43 | 6017778 SheepDog-One
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Fed throwin another Stawk partay!

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 09:49 | 6017795 Cannon Fodder
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So the other day I had some time, so I found a data source for US debt by month since 1900.

I also found the closing DOW price by day for the same time period.

I plotted them both in excel.

Basically the run exactly in sync. More or less flat time from 1900 to 1970s/1980s. After we went off the gold standard, debt started hockey sticking.

My take away is that the stock market is nothing more than a reflection of out of control inflation. The US government will never stop printing money and thus debt will keep going up and thus the stock market will keep going up - until it all doesn't and implodes on itself.

Please help me understand where I am wrong here. For all the articles I read here - why shouldn't I just buy the market until the governmen decides to stop printing money and running up debt?

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 11:02 | 6018082 Obama LaForge
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That's a good question. I guess you should once the next crash happens. That's what I'm going to do, if I'm still alive and have any money left.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 13:11 | 6018622 ThirteenthFloor
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Cannon fodder - I've been trying to make that point for awhile. It terms of buying power stocks were higher in late '99.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 09:50 | 6017799 StupidEarthlings
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Well...this is an awkward headline...

:/

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 09:52 | 6017801 Dr. Engali
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Surge is over. Next update: Here's why stocks are crashing (down 22 points on the DOW).

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 10:07 | 6017862 SillySalesmanQu...
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"We are all out of hot money injections for today... come back tomorrow when we open again at 8:00 sharp. Same FED-time, same FED-channel."

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 10:12 | 6017882 barry2001
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Wed, 04/22/2015 - 10:13 | 6017890 wrs1
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Gold dropping like a rock...................

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