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Pile on baby!
The Lord does not take kindly to dirty dancing.
Whose bright idea was it to throw a 4x8 sheet of plywood over the orchestra pit to extend the stage forward?
The analogy applies to more than just NASDAQ traders.
Were they Israelis?
When they dance, shit does have a habit of collapsing.
pods
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I can't wait to see that unaffordable QE4 ......
SECONDS - The Human League - Thanx Bush, now Clinton monarchy, bitchez!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwpvHJN3QvI
I think when that stage was designed the "average" person might not have weighed quite as much as they do now.
pods
We used to overbuild things. Now, it's all particle board.
Obamacare.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coln-AIxR7o
Without the narration - you can hear the lines "Don't stop believin' " just as the stage collapses. Complete with slo-mo.
Indeed, don't stop believin', until you hear the screams and cries of those by your side. Alternatively, you can stop believin' and start a leavin', to a far away place, away from the lemmings.
That lucky bandana girl who chose to leave two seconds early....
she is Jewish or a Saudi and was warned previously
She downloaded the ODIGO app.
GOOD ONE!
I have to go to Zero hedge to see the article, and open a link from Daboo 7(77), and read the comments to get a link to the live recording, via 'RUSSIA TODAY' (RIA NOVOSTI)!
Katie Couric or Matt Lauer sure as hell won't have this story on THEIR MSM channeling!
The fat girl singing wasn't very talented. Neither was Geithner or Bernanke, though. Singing an ancient 'Journey' song, over and over again... the 'top 40'...
IT AIN'T OVER 'TILL THE FAT LADY SINGS!
Oh, shit, I just realized what I said...
It looks like Indiana is a larger version of 'The Truman Show'. Fucking PATHETIC!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBEXSiFzOfU
Conspiracy theorists? Call of Duty previews Black Ops 3 featuring bionic humans, robot warfare
Historic: Vermont clears obstacles, confirms first law requiring mandatory GMO labels on food
No one could have seen it coming!
Today's youth are much smarter.
lol.
henceforth all dancing shall be prohibited.
exception only if chaperoned. then all dancers must where helmets.
by order of Homeland Security
Party like it is 19- yaaarggghhh!
Mummy, why does everybody have a bomb?
Our overweight youth.
Rock Rock 'til you drop, Bitchez.......
What do NASDAQ traders actually DO, exactly?
They listen to a fugly chick telling them to NOT 'stop believing'. A lack of any talent, and obvious repellant qualities don't matter, as long as the message is soothing to the masses. Obvious blatant ignorance of reality is NOT a disqualifier. Yiddish accent required.
(Paging Janet Yellen! Janet Yellen, your party is waiting at the concourse stage.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coln-AIxR7o
'Platinum's GOT THIS one.
Heh - shamed the user into pulling it down...