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Baltimore "Purge" Continues: National Guard, Police Lockdown City, Deploy Smoke To Enforce Curfew - Live Feed
Update: So much for the 10pm Curfew...
The curfew violators are refusing to follow lawful orders by officers to leave the area. An emergency curfew is in effect.
— Baltimore Police (@BaltimorePolice) April 29, 2015
Right now in #Baltimore Clampdown https://t.co/C4cMBfMawx pic.twitter.com/tlaxJz1nXq
— The Daily Lede (@TheDailyLede) April 29, 2015
Anyone breaking curfew #Baltimore is inciting a riot pic.twitter.com/5Jeyh7yCjK
— Hadji911 (@_hadji_911) April 29, 2015
Police helicopter warns "you must go home or you will be subject to arrest"
Curfew activated in #Baltimore, crowds still in the streets http://t.co/U8Mitk0iKH pic.twitter.com/3teIMqeYFS
— RT (@RT_com) April 29, 2015
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It's not over yet. On the heels of a choatic Monday night in Baltimore that saw rioters burn buildings, loot stores, and clash with SWAT following the funeral of Freddie Gray, tensions are running high once again, and as you can see from the images and video below, it appears as though the situation could well escalate into the evening.
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And as the militarization of American cities continues, the humvees are on their way...
So this just happened. #Baltimore #FreddieGray amazing pic.twitter.com/psxrFR8PZK
— Joshua Scott Albert (@jpegjoshua) April 26, 2015
Someone got hit with pepper spray pic.twitter.com/BP6WdpQiS3
— Joel D. Anderson (@byjoelanderson) April 28, 2015
Some brawling around North and Penn. Cops respond with pepper spray. (Caught a bit of it, apologies for the swearing) pic.twitter.com/67YMen9ZrH
— Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24) April 28, 2015
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WOOHOOO!!!! Going nanners again!
For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the cosmic powers over this present darkness, against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly places. - Ephesians 6:12
For the life of me I can't figure out why Al Sharpton hasn't shown up to calm this situation down yet.
He's still waiting for the white cop to harm a black thug.
How are we missing the opportunity to use this incident as a clarion call for tighter gun control laws? Who the hell's running this joint? Are all the progressives asleep or something? Get off your asses and propose something stupid already. It's expected of you. Fucking slackers.
Seriously, we must "do something"!!
Do something? Let's demand Salt and Pepper spray, for equality. Raycis basteds... just pepper? What's up with that?
Nice! And where are the damned rainbow tazers?
Have any shrubberies been demanded yet?
-Chumblez.
A history of violence & corruption...
http://data.baltimoresun.com/news/police-settlements/
What we are seeing is the consequences of corruption...
http://galeinnes.blogspot.com/2015/04/the-aftermath-of-corruption.html
This ain't no party! This ain't no disco!
@Chumblez (from what I'm hearing, deep within this war zone)
One that looks nice, & not too expensive.
@Skateboarder "Do Something"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7TNMUXUSqI
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How many opportunities do you need? The black communities keep serving the sparks of revolution up on a plate to you lot and yet none jump on board to spread the seeds and take back your country from the banking elites.
All it would take is one white "right wing" libertarian to explain that the black communities are fighting for all of us and revolution 3.0 would begin. It may be even less successful than the second revolution (commonly called the civil war), but at least they attempted it.
Bunch of no-action cowards in the states today.
Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
Project mayhem Baltimore...
No Doritos
No Peace
its funny to me that black people especially dont know you cant put more than ten of them together before an all out poo flinging chimpout breaks out.
Tyler and the rich want to set up a gold standard to rape you even harder. Why do you think this website will never tell you about 9/11? Why is it ZeroHedge will never tell you what a local currency would do to the bankers? Or the inflation caused by fractional reserve lending, which is 10 times more money printing than the Federal Reserve does?
Most of you slaves are too far gone for this to compute. You desire your own repression. They raped you with bitcoins but you take it like you enjoyed it and want some more. It's not complicated. They are going to confiscate your gold after you consent to a gold standard. AGAIN.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDtBSiI13fE
Professionally planned chaos?
I was hopping between FOX and Rev. Al, on Baltimore.
Couldn't tell it was the same event.
Baltimore mayor who promoted Obama's federalization of police, ordered stand-down of local police yesterday in face of rioters.
http://www.infowars.com/breaking-baltimore-mayor-key-player-in-obamas-federal-takeover-of-local-police/
Time to break out the water cannons on the well articulated yutes.
Are government agent provocateurs inciting violence in Baltimore?
From 21:00 hours to 22:00 hours police will broadcast city wide over their loud speakers that a curfew will be implemented at 22:00. Once the curfew is implemented no cars or people are to be found in a public space.
10 pm ought to be interesting.
OH MY GOD! The U.S. is using chemical weapons their OWN PEOPLE!
And the media-scum juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust love this. Make no fucking doubt about it. (oh....and so do duh white house folk)
HEY!!
Any of you overseas, can you recount how this shit show is being revieved?
I'm guessing people are laughing, and appalled.
If a 1 is OJ and a 10 is Rodney King, this rates about a 7 so far.
Yes, it's getting real interesting....
http://abcnews.go.com/US/baltimore-riots-protesters-defy-citywide-curfew...
That was so she could "warn" the "protestors" that she would look the other way for one more night of looting, arson,and continued mayhem before tonight's curfew went into effect. That way, they had plenty of time to express their frustration by burning down the pastor's senior center. Those elderly black lives really don't matter, just moar Doritos and sneakers from Foot Locker.
Thesis. Antithesis. Synthesis.
You're pretty new here, aren't you? These subjects get covered quite regularly.
5 weeks?
Don't troll.
ZH loves informed snark,
but please don't troll.
You don't need a local currency. Use US coins and only US coins.
Problem solved.
That's certainly one way. Can be inconvenient, but it does the job. Also, look into United States Postal Service Money Orders. As far as I know they are not tied in with the Federal Reserve but in fact are based on a disparate banking system (which I believe is part of the International Postage Union but I could be wrong).
And of course digital cryptocurrency.
I am Chumbawamba.
Listen, dumbfuck, you've been here for five weeks.
Go back and read about six years worth of articles that forewarned all of your bleating.
At this point, most everything Zero Hedge posts is an "I tolja so".
And those of us with gold had it already lost...burgleries, boating accidents, and other unusual events.
Same as those high powered guns.
It was such a tragedy...
How can there be peace man
What's stopping you, ya keyboard coward.
If you're going to go down that route, make sure it's a full-blown bona fide revolution and not just a glorified riot, otherwise you'll end up either dead or in prison.
I am Chumbawamba.
The truth finally emerges!
CNN ANCHOR BROOKE BALDWIN BLAMES MILITARY VETERANS FOR BALTIMORE RIOTS
Now if she would have said anyting anti-semitic, she would already be out of a job.
Nothing like a good ole black riot to put the terrytoughcunt zerohedge in their place. The only day they aren't screaming insurrection is when there is actually a chance. No no radicalized hedgers don't go out and be a man for once in your life just sit inside holding your ornamental gun and deride anyone with the balls to do something.
When tptb respect only violence, respect we shall earn.
@nailgunnin
Look, I'm amused by your humor, but there's really nothing amusing about this.
I was on North Ave. in Baltimore, yesterday, just about 45 minutes before the first of this shit went down. I'm on that street, in that area, once or twice a month. Most of the time it's just a place to keep your eyes on a swivel. A lot of burned out rowhouse blocks surround the area, along with building sized graffitti, chicken & waffle joints (the ones that aren't boarded up).
This ain't no disco. Most of the time there's really no problem, I just breeze in & out. In fact, yesterday was no different. I made my delivery, & weirdly, on my way out by way of Greenmount Ave & North Ave., I let a silver Bentley cut in front of me and was on it's side down Greenmount. All eyes were on the Bentley. Otherwise, there wasn't much to see. It was a normal day. There are even white heroin addicts on the street corners around there begging for change.
I have more than a half dozen guns (from Glocks, 9mm to 45, to shotguns, to 22's to 'x39AR's). I don't carry them with me down there. Maryland laws are weird if I were to get stopped with those in my possession. I simply carry a 17" Nepalese kukri.
Anyway, my point is, regardless of what I carry & what a normal day might look like. YOU DON'T EVER WANT THE SITUATION TO ESCALATE like it did yesterday. That's the thing you're hoping will never happen. It did yesterday. I feel lucky to have gotten out of there 45 minutes ahead of time.
I don't own guns & machetes because I want to use them. I own them because I NEVER WANT TO HAVE TO USE THEM.
I'll lay long odds that the SERIOUS (gun owning & weaponized) ZH'ers here feel the exact same way. Everyone wants PEACE, but PEACE sometimes means the price you're willing to pay for it. Paying for it doesn't mean inviting violence in (which is EXACTLY the beef, I believe, that most people have with our government & our elite architecture), & naturally, the puppetmasters to that extent, whom, I'm sorry to say (SMG), cannot be conveniently written off as 'Luciferians' because revealing their true identities happens to be inconvenient to your delicate indoctrinated sychophantic sensibilities.
You cannot predict what a mob can or will do. It is the scariest thing in the world when reason is thrown out the window and the collective does not listen.
Guns are used for protection and as a last resort.
Wanna know something funny?
That very day, I had deliveries that ranged from Frederick, MD, to Alexandria, VA, to Beltsville MD, Laurel MD, to 2 or 3 in Baltimore City. On purpose, I chose to leave the inner city Baltimore delivery for last (so I wouldn't have a van full of stuff when I hit town). This thought process was predicated on the more minor events that I had witnessed Saturday night, which I'd expressed concern about because I looked at the manifest in the AM & said "Oh f***, I have to go down there today"?
I joked about it with my warehouse people as I was loading the van that morning, (& one guy called me a racist for doing so & allowing myself to think in those terms because I had made a "chimpout" joke while I was loading up). I said 'WHATEVER' & went on my way. Today he was looking at me crosseyed.
Humour? What humour? I'm tired of reading the minifestos of a myriad of keyboardsubversives who proliferate zh, ostensibly anti-gov but actually anti-democrats- as if the two sides are any different- proclaiming everyday we must revolt/secede from the tyrannical gov, only to see the same terrytoughcunts lampoon meaningful action simply because the actors are black.
Hey, looky here, you are one of these terrytoughcunce with your geegoshgolly old-fashioned racism and purdy gun collection, yet you attempt to rebut my critique of your ilk with an air of impartiality. Heh
Gandhi carries a kukri, got it.
So these is a time to use violence, just not when it attempts to curb black murders by the state, gotcha. Oh, and you're not racist, chimpout, gotcha.
I can smell your pussy from here little man. You're the type of shitbag that will spit on a cop and then sue them when they don't respond quickly enough to the black dudes breaking into your mother's basement to steal your laptop.
Get help.
That's the problem with y'all. I don't need help... and it scares you.
Do shut up
Well call me crazy, but I guess I'm just not the type to buy auto insurance & then 'hope' to get into a wreck & collect on the policy.
Really?!
I'm two thousand miles away. But I look at that fog of tear gas, and consider all those weapons looted from stores, and wonder why there's no tactician that gathers a shit load of people, in gasmasks, loaded to the gills...to wait for that 'fog of war' before unloading across that line.
If this was a revolution, rather than a rabble, we would have seen overpowering the national guard, who have NO BULLETS, the seizures of their fully automatic weapons, and loading the looted ammo into them to use against the cops and even more unloaded national guard.
This is a mob, motivated by nothing more than vandalism and self-contempt.
As such they have only my scorn.
You want to get behind a revolution that is started by a bunch of looting?
This is not a revolution. This maybe militant but it is not a military action in the sense that what our founders did was a military action. Military actions would be justifiable. This is just anger but they voted for this and have no one to blame but themselves
This is a pretty good statement. I'll bet they even voted for the gun control laws that have left them incapable of any military action.
I don't think gun control laws apply in the hood.
Only so far as it affects the supply chain.
What was the Boston Tea Party if not looting?
It was destruction of property, and it was very specific property that was destroyed. The rioters in this case are burning shit down that has nothing to do with police brutality. It looks a lot more like destroying just to destroy, rather than to send a clear message.
Totally different, that was white people.
813 just took this shit to 11, kudos.
A remarkably idiotic point even for the butthurt racists of zh. Vaq what should the looters be destroying in defiance of police brutality? Cop shops? Washington crossed the Delaware River, not Thames, for they would have been destroyed on enemy territory much like these protesters would be. So, they can't attack militarized cops conventionally, what would they do to appease you vaq? What would you consider legitimate action?
The message- that is ringing loud and clear for TPTB even if it is lost on the dullard jingobells of the hedge- is simple: Fuck with us, and we'll fuck with you, anything goes. That the attacks are indiscriminate, is the message, and a lot more effective than breaking some tea barrels don't you think?
Do you think the attitude of the cops and their string pullers aren't changing thanks to the protesting that you and your butthurt ilk have been decrying for 2 years now? I know that Michael Slager cunt thinks it has, he's in jail getting bummed daily, where he wouldn't be were it not for these riots and the fear from TPTB.
As I said, violence works, talking about how tough you are and giving us a rundown of your gun collection on zerohedge, not so much.
Lets see here, if the colonists were pissed off about taxes on tea, and they destroyed tea, that kind of sends a message, don't ya think? If they start burning the businesses that sell, say, furniture down over a tea tax, that's pretty fucking retarded, don't ya think? If they're so pissed off about police brutality, all of their anger should be directed at the cops. Not a fucking CVS pharmacy. Black people are losing their jobs after that retarded bullshit. You want to change the attitude of the cops? Show them what real danger is, and make it clear that real danger will be on their front doorstep when they push too hard with their "at least I went home tonight" justification for all violence.
And fuck you for grouping me with the racists. I have blood relatives who are darker than the cocksucker-in-chief, and as they say, blood is thicker than water. I don't give a fuck about the color of skin. I care about culture and how people treat me. I'm pretty sure that if I worked at that CVS, I'd be pretty fucking pissed at the rioters and looters right about now. Because those CVS employees got treated worse than shit.
You are incredibly naive, El Vaquero. Do you honestly think that you can put fear into the cops? I hate to break it to you, but even if you have a massive collection of firearms, it's zilch compared to the guns, ammo, armor, military equipment, biological and chemical weapons, etc that the cops have on their side. The cards are massively stacked against the little people. Power is immensely concentrated in the system. And that is precisely why we are witnessing asymmetrical warfare here.
In the case of the Boston Tea Party, the discrepency in power was much smaller. Oh, how the rioters in Baltimore must wish that their revolution were that easy! What the looting reveals above all is the desperation of this "revolution". Facing such a strong and impenetrable opponent, these people know no choice but to flail wildly and attack indiscriminately, hoping that their behavior will increase the chaos in the system (ie. awaken others, increase the pressure on the government to hold things together, or speed up the collapse). That's literally their only hope! Think about that for a minute. They aren't powerful enough and know of no better means to increase their power. This is their cry out for help to anyone listening.... (Note: I'm not necessarily suggesting that this is conscious on their part. Even if it's not, the social force/trend that they represent and that is playing out through them can be described in this way.)
Instead of understanding this, you choose to quickly condemn the revolutionaries on grounds of a religious/moral principle. In other words, you're a moral bigot. You're like the person who says that revolution is good as long as you continue to pay your taxes and follow the laws during the process. Only the laws here are your moral principles instead of legal ones. But your moral principles were birthed in you out of the system and are used by the system in the same way that legal laws are, only with more sophistication (in the realm of controlled and predictable social behavior, rather than of direct physical violence). As you're nicely demonstrating right now, your moral principles are literally opposed to the only type of revolution that appears to be available, and in support of the existing system and power structure against it. In other words, you're an agent of the system.
What does it mean if the rioters are of the lowest order and class, if they really are the stupidest, most greedy, rude, etc portion of society? What it means is that every other portion of society has either sold out (hopes to exploit those below them and benefit from the system themselves) or wimped out (accepted that they can't revolt or are too cowardly to do anything). For anyone in the latter group (most ZHers?), it is tremendously ironic for us to think negatively of the one class who are courageous enough to stand up for themselves, and even to cheer on our own captors in capturing them, just because we don't like them based on a moral bias that underpins the system that we supposedly dislike!
In summary, a head-on war against the cops is far from possible right now. The revolution would need enough power to rival the cops before such a direct and straightforward approach would have a chance. To keep silent is a coward move and unlikely to help. The best these individuals can do is precisely what we see them doing. If they can awaken others or speed up a collapse, perhaps they have a chance. Why would they care about a trivial part of the system such as protecting the soft and sheltered feelings of some obedient slave pharmacy workers? Get real....
One of the biggest problems with the existing system is that's far too soft, which is why the vast majority of us are cowards. It's time for you to re-evaluate your moral principles and re-consider whether softness, niceness, cowardice, humility, pity, reduction of pain/suffering, and all those pleasant things really are good and pleasant, or whether they are a sickness that make mankind useful only as slaves to an elite who they secretly hate.
You have a lot of assumptions about me that are flat out wrong, jackass.
I never claimed otherwise. Don't feel so special. My post is only superficially about you (sorry).
You name me, then claim that it is only superficially about me. I maintain my position: Looting and burning down innocent people's shit is wrong and police brutality is wrong. And if we wind up in a civil war, a lot of bad shit will be done on all sides. You can claim that the looter's behavior is understandable all you want, but it is still wrong, and so will a war be. It may be unavoidable (IMO, it is,) but it will cause great suffering for everybody.
> War is "wrong".
> Looting is "wrong".
> Suffering is "bad".
Your opinions. Probably what you learned in elementary school or from your parents at a young age. They are an inherent part of the status quo and a defense mechanism against the only type of revolution that's currently available to America.
You sound like a typical moral bigot condemning the actions of others. You probably enjoy or personally benefit from society's exploitation of the lowest class. Heaven forbid that they stop playing along and don't want to follow your rules anymore. The moral indignation! But don't worry, the police, TPTB, and the system will put them in their place. Or kill them and shuffle some of the middle class down to fill their place.
That position being bent over in front of a cop, gotcha.
Shut your dick holster vaqueero you little bitch, you just completely validated all those 'assumptions' he made. You are a bitch apologist for the state, nothing more.
Totally different, that was white people.
I thought they were Indians.
That's what the British were ment to think. Are you British?
I don't remember reading about 'folks' stealing toilet paper and bags of dorritos when learning about the Boston Tea Party. Please fill in the bits I missed.
what do you think really went on during the French Revolution ?? revolutions are a great time for looting so people will loot.
I think a lot of fucked up bullshit went on during the French Revolution.
You're a fucking moron. If you're so keen on starting a revolution, then start one. Go to Baltimore. Join them.
As I live on other side of the globe, my time is better spent here destroying the fantasy that any of you armed keyboardradicals on the hedge will ever actually do anything but worship and bow down to the state. The problem with revolts these days is that too many bitchpeons like yourself mistakenly think you aren't cowards who will use any excuse to avoid manning up. This faux radical mentality enervates legit actions, perfectly illustrated by these riots. You can't even sit on the fence while these guys try something because you don't agree with their tact, your words. You profess a desire for change, but when that change is possible you go straight into bat for the state because they aren't destroying the correct infrastructure, whatever the fuck that is (you still have not answered that btw, hmmm).
Vaqueero, buddy, accept you are a little bitch, your defence of the state here has made that perfectly clear. There were guys criticising the founding fathers for their tact, do you not agree they were Britain's apologists/bitches. (Remember now, they were white!)
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Name one revolt or revolution, failed or otherwise, that did not involve gross violation of property laws. I won't hold my breath.
The entire motivation of most revolutions is to change the power and property distribution (until very recently, there was no meaningful distinction) of society.
Revolutions are generally fucked up, even if both the leadership and the minions are doing it for what both feel are a single just cause. I'm not going to stand behind a bunch of people who steal shit as a cause to revolt. A willingness to do so is likely why most revolutions fail. Hello new boss, wait, aren't you the old boss?
They burned down/looted the mall that has been dormant since the last riots, the only market in the neighborhood, and an old peoples home, and YOU'D be with them.
Quite the revolutionary, you are. I'll just buy my Doritos, thanks.
You can buy your doritos for an extortionate price from a monopolistic corporation pumping you with gmos. You must use govscrip and hope your masters don't print you out of the doritos market before you make it to the store.
Quite the docile peon, you are.
looting is nothing more than opportunists taking advantage of an opportunity - and likely rationalizing what they're doing as OK because it's hurting 'the man' - and for those who don't even bother to rationalize their looting - well there are plenty of them too in all of strata of society - and there's plenty of looting going on every day in ways that are technically 'legal' but perhaps morally wrong. we can sit here and argue all day long about which had more 'merit' - the boston tea party or the current riots in baltimore...the reality is that whatever we're seeing on MSM is filtered to provide a particular story and sensationalize it because this is what they get paid to do. Very little real reporting is going on...and even 'pictures' we see are just those that make for the most drama. likewise, i'm sure, we will never know ALL of what happened at the boston tea party...because the stories we've been told have been filtered to fit a particular narrative.
There is a lot of peaceful protesting going on in the midst of the mob insanity and there are a lot of folks that are condemning the violence and destruction of property. so to only focus on one or the other is just fucking stupid. there are three sides to any story - your side, my side and the truth.
if i were in the same situation - can i say with 100% certainty how i would react? no. it's easy to sit here on the internet pontificating one way or the other...but the reality is that most of us don't know what we'd do in a similar situation. b-more supposedly has a 30% unemployment rate. are some of those folks willingly & willfully taking advantage of welfare benefits? yep. are some of those folks people that just cannot find a job but REALLY WANT to work? yep. does anyone HERE on ZH really know exactly how many of those 30% unemployed belong to the former or the latter group? no.
i'm guessing folks in b-more that are pretty pissed off at their plight and this is an excuse to vent their anger. much of that anger has little to do with what happened to incite all of this activity in the first place...but i'm sure it makes sense to the people who are angry. i can say for one, when i've gotten angry in the past (and especially if i had any amount of booze in me), i did some pretty stupid shit that, at the time, made perfect sense to me. afterwards not so much.
Refusing to give any more of my money towards the Talking Heads after they performed that Sandy Hook tribute.
"What we are seeing is the consequences of corruption"
Nope. What you are seeing 40 years of black rule, corruption and decay in a once great city. Now its just a bunch of thugs robbing, rioting and looting with the blessings of the Mayor and the president of the United States of America intensionally throwing gas on the situation everytime he speaks. What you are seeing is the future of America as long as obongo and his ilk are running sh*t. Its a Zoo and the animal keepers have been told to let the beasts run free and do nothing.
Good Luck getting commerical insurance on a business or home owners on a row house in that town when the dust clears. This is the end of Bodymore, Murderland.
Shrubberies? Your mother is hamster, and your mother smells of elderberry!
It!
HUMVEE's great.
1. Slow 2. very limited troop transport capabilities 3. difficult to get in and out of 4. terrible visibility
the ONLY positive is a degree of projectile resistance.....other than that, these are the worst possible option for police actions. You'd be better off renting Ford Econoline Vans from Enterprise Rent a Car. They definitely seat more than 4.
It's almost impossible to believe that a Dem gave the best speech I've ever read: Former CO Gov Dick Lamm on Multiculturalism: http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/lamm.asp
Black lies matter.
Shouldn't these kids be out playing lacrosse?
Or doing homework to work their way out of the slum they claim to hate so much ?
Man I do NOT envy those hit with pepper spray. We had the pure active (capsaicin) at work for a therapy and man, when you accidentally got that shit in your eye even third hand it sucked.
pods
I continue to get a kick out of the fact that every fucking last one of us posting on these threads arm chair quarterbacks the events. I certainly wouldn't go anywhere near one of these shitholes when it ignites like this and like to think I've been able to position my family in an area where this type of thing won't happen. At least the demographics would portend as much.
Doesn't anyone posting on ZH live in these areas?
If you do, can you grab me some of those hair extensions from the beauty supply store? It's ok if they're a bit singed and smell like smoke
NO PEPPER ON GRASS (Anyone remember the old signs printed in foul territory around the backstops before AD REVENUES). Anyway, for fun.
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/altreport/2010/04/some-bro-smokes-dank-out-...
I never lived in the Charmless City, but I did live through this riot a while back (at the girlfriend's house).
Riots aren't anywhere near as bad as real war zones, but they do share the traits of you do "what you have to" and there "can be costs" (real costs, not Obozo costs).
Idaho,
1.5% black.
gave my wife's back a rub down with 6% capsaicin. then washed my hands and soaked them for about 20 minutes and thought everything was hunky.
woke up in the middle of the night 6 hours later and had to take a whizz.
my dick started burning, heck it felt good for a couple of minutes but then got worse and worse. no way to shut it off or stop it.
beware z capsaicin
I'm sorry, but that was funny. Peeling hot chile can have the same effect. Capsaicin is a hydrophobic waxy substance, so you really need to work to get it off of your hands.
Exactly. Wash your affected parts with any kind of kitchen oil. Even milk is better than plain water.
Kind of like the REVENGE OF THE NERDS (Ben Gay in the jockstrap scene)
I have always found that a liberal application of rubbing alcohol to be the best solution to jock itch, monkey butt and inflammation of sensitive parts..
It really, really, really burns like hell for a while, but like they say “no pain, no gain”.
I usually try to keep it away from the eyes, though.
I keep a few half pints of Everclear around for the really serious flare-ups.
:-)
Alcohol, vinegar, yogurt (not the hand churned fresh stuff) and citric acid (squeeze a citrus fruit).
.."Copious amounts of water" or "facing the inmate into the wind"is the terminology our reports all read on the decontamination process- usually done in the yard shower.
I have seen inmates that have had so much it wouldn't bother- it gets to me tho- nasty stuff.
I was in the ER with a neighbor who stepped on a piece of glass waiting to be seen when the police bring this guy in who had been pepper sprayed and tazed and was still fighting like mad. The ER doc later told us when some people are high on crack or meth almost nothing stops them.
A little bit of that goes a LONG ways too.
I can picture him in the kitchen looking around while hopping thinking of the thought process.
Water? no. Wait, here's a tub of Crisco.............. Ahhhh................just as his better half wakes up.
Damn SS, thanks for that laugh!
I used it on my back years ago, and made the mistake of putting on a compression brace afterwords, then tossing a cast net in 90 degree weather. Sweat was not my friend.
I used olive oil I think. Oil, then wash off with soap and water, then repeat.
pods
Alcohol works too, but dish soap is usually the best.
Back in the 70's, me, my dad, uncle and an acient prospector (shit, he was one of the original settlers of the town) had a canned jalepeno eating contest.
Holy fuck, just the oil on your fingers burnt...let alone the skin around your mouth, your tongue, your teeth...the aroma burnt your eyes...and a day later you have a ring of fire that had you trailing your ass across a carpet like a pekeneze.
We each ate about four jalapenos, and the old guy reached for his fifth and we told him that he didn't have to eat, we conceeded. He winked and chewed through what had to be barbed wire at that point. A legitimate win. Then he got up and went to his cubboard and brought out cookies with marshmellows covered in chocolate.
One was instant relief. Two was total relief (except the ring of fire and dragging your ass across the carpet part). I think the marshmellow was the main relief. I sucked the chocolate off and rubbed it around my lips and cheeks and the pain was gone in seconds.
Moral of the Story: Don't fuck with ancient prospectors that were original settlers of an area.
You need to dip your junk in Greek yogurt!
This advice has nothing to do with neutralizing capsaicin...it just feels good to dip your junk in Greek yogurt.
now thats funny
Well if it's gonna be that kind of party...
https://youtu.be/smrJ7459pj0?t=95
Wash your hands with soap and water, then squeeze half a lemon on your hands and rub it in. I once had a cook who hit the head after cutting jalapenos. Poor bastard started dancing around, so I asked him what the problem was. I told him about the lemon trick, so next thing I know he is squeezing the lemon down his pants. Probably against the health code, but I still laugh thinking about the look on his face.
When we were pepper sprayed in the Army we used prell shampoo to clear it out. Its quite basic and it will take a lot of the acidity/sting out. It really works.
They are the ingredient for stick on heat pads. If they make the skin warm for hours I cannot imagine what they do for a mucous membrane.
For the sake of proper English, someone please inform the sign painters that the plural of "THIEF" is "THIEVES," not "THIEFS."
dey needs mo educashun
Furthermore, the symbol "4" represents a NUMBER, not to be confused with the synonym "FOR," which is a conjunction and preposition. Sign wavers are encouraged to proofread and spellcheck their messages in the interest of credibility and self-respect. "TIME 4 A REVILOOSHUN" does not set the best tone for productive political discourse. Regards
Furthermore slang is a widely accepted & common thing today, especially on the net....
Grammar NAZIS everywhere....
It's one thing for us to banter on ZH, but seriously, which message do you find more compelling - the accurate one, or the stupid one? Why are your children dumbed down under Common Core? LITERACY IS AN ESSENTIAL PLANK FOR DEFENCE OF A FREE SOCIETY. THE ELECTORATE MUST BE CAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING AND CLEARLY COMMUNICATING COMPLEX IDEAS. We don't support that by allowing our messages to become tainted and obscured by slang and idiolect, much of it foisted by the creators of so-called "popular culture." People who can't read and write well are easier to control. Regards
Let me teach you something, we are born with joy, happiness, and freedom, it is the mind that kills the heart, and everyone's opinion that impedes upon other people's freedom...
Now that you have been thoroughly schooled, please continue to rant on, you are clearly outclassed...
Can't we all just get along?
Huh. I find too often that the heart gets in the way of the mind: people allow feelings to block rational thought. The psychopaths know and exploit it:
Any strategy based on exploiting the window of opportunity opened by a traumatic shock – the central tenet of the shock doctrine – relies heavily on the element of surprise. A state of shock, by definition, is a moment when there is a gap between fast-moving events and the information that exists to explain them. The late French theorist Jean Baudrillard describes terrorist events as an "excess of reality;" in this sense, in North America, the September 11 attacks were, at first, pure event, unprocessed by story, narrative or anything that could bridge the gap between reality and understanding. Without a story, we are, as many of us were after September 11, intensely vulnerable to those people who are ready to take advantage of the chaos for their own ends. As soon as we have a new narrative that offers a perspective on the shocking events, we become reoriented and the world begins to make sense once again. ...Once the mechanics of the shock doctrine are deeply and collectively understood, whole communities become harder to take by surprise, more difficult to confuse, shock resistant. - Naomi Klein, The Shock Doctrine
Happy to get along. I don't feel "outclassed" or "Nazist." It's not as if anything we post here is meant to be taken personally. We make better decisions when informed opinions are diverse.
lol good luck with that, they cant even speak proper enlish.
U R WRONG.
It's 'edumication.' Am I gonna have to go full grammer Nazi on you people?
An' don' ax me agin.
The leafs of liberty have been trampled by the hoofs of injustice!
.."The leafs of liberty have been trampled by the hoofs of injustice!"..
I think I see another gold star coming for our literary genius.. Good job!- recess!
Says you, I say fuck your spelling rules
The difference between artistic and autistic R U.
This is Dumbfuckistan where it's cool to be stupid.
Proper spelling somehow indicates you're educated or you're down with Whitey, which doesn't sit well with the Ebonics crowd, like troof.
That guy Not Sure talks (writes) like a fag.
In the name of all things Ass Backwords, Let the Looters Be!
nigga pleeeeeeeeeeeeease , yu no dat ain right ! dem boyz was jus gettin sum cheetoz . yu whit folks git it all rong. dim right wing vets is da reel taroist. dis ain nuffin like terrorism ?
dindu nuffins
The savages will never be a part of cohesive western society - proven fact. All they care about is free shit, and blaming whitey for their lot in life. Plus, we have a president who apparently sees no problem with stirring the racial shit pot... fuck 'em all...
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Tea time anyone?
Al is due for another liposuction surgery in his attemp to get the gig as the Sunshine Raisin Mascot. On top of that he's afraid he may be a "knock out" victim so he's calling on his Nation of Islam bodyguards to caravan down there when there is money to be made.
a 500 pounder from a Drone would pretty much take care of the problem......
And another 500 pounder from a Drone on Soros' estate would help with the problem, too.
No, if he was there, it would pretty much clear a bunch of shit up...
HE is being paid in one way or another to stay away by "powers". Prostitute idiot, bought off pig, Promises must have been made and palms were greased, Sharpton? Hang em high.
Was having jesse jackson not enough for you? He was at the funeral.
Darkness? Are you racist or something?
Looks like I sold my house and moved the family out of Baltimore at the right time 18 months ago.
Good move!! I left MD / near DC last year. I sleep much better at night.
Wow, you guys are so prescient.
I am Chumbawamba.
Wow, you can be a condescending asshole
I am Charles Nelson Reilly (former Center Square in Hollywood Squares).
Chumba reminds me of my mother-in-law, smarter than everyone
and I am John Beresford Tipton noted philanthropist and all around nice guy.
Peter Marshall: "A pea can last a thousand years."
George Gobal: "Boy it sure seems that way sometimes..."
Peter Marshall: True or false, George...experts say there are only seven or eight things in the world dumber than an ant.
George Gobel: Yes, and I think I voted for six of 'em.