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Clinton Transparency Explained (In 1 Cartoon)

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Tue, 04/28/2015 - 15:52 | 6039763 pods
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Cunt.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 15:54 | 6039778 Edward Quince
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I assure you she's as honest as the day is long. I've known her for years.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 15:56 | 6039789 SumTing Wong
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I've been able to see through all her shit for years.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:00 | 6039806 TeamDepends
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Just think, Webb Hubble could at least claim a bedroom in the WH.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:12 | 6039875 Miffed Microbio...
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Well let's just hope no one links a video of that tryst for proof. That would top processing Sputum and Colon washings for parasites in visual horror.

Miffed;-)

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 18:00 | 6040377 Four chan
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fuck you clinton!

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 19:00 | 6040621 johny2
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that is like her reflection in physical mirror, and that other mirror the humans are supposed to have, called conscience.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 19:36 | 6040759 Keyser
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The Clintons have always been about the money...  Their greed and hubris are only outweighed by their stupidity with respect to their foundation and $$$ funneled through it for their personal benefit...  The bitch has to answer to the people at some point, when I expect we'll hear another outburst similar to her response on Benghazi... What difference does it make... 

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 15:57 | 6039793 SofaPapa
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Funny how those who vote for the "lesser of two evils" always end up ensuring that the evils on both side are more evil than the last time they voted.  People must stop voting in what are elections rigged to degrade the system methodically until only the purest of evil makes it through.  Bush vs Clinton is distilled evil.  How can some not see that?

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:04 | 6039826 McMolotov
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+1. Every time we vote for the lesser of two evils, it's like we're double-dog-daring the assholes behind the scenes to put up even worse candidates next time. Do this long enough and you'll end up having to choose between Satan himself and fucking Barney the Dinosaur. Then what the hell are you supposed to do?

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:06 | 6039846 Ignatius
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I'd go with Barney, in that case.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:12 | 6039878 Payne
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Stop Voting.  We want the worst Voter turnout in History.

Demonstrate that the Federal Government has no support.

Stop pretending to tollerate the system 

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:46 | 6040069 Oldwood
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Why, so we can give them an excuse to "seasonally adjust" voting returns?

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 18:07 | 6040415 TungstenBars
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"Stop Voting.  We want the worst Voter turnout in History."

 

I don't think they give a fuck what people do or not do. It's rigged. They know many people think it's rigged. But that won't stop the bullshit show masquerading as an open honest election. Nothing short of revolution would change anything. 

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 21:34 | 6041133 SofaPapa
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"I don't think they give a fuck what people do or not do."

+1

They are so lost in their own games that for them, their games are reality.  They have zero vision of the potential for a system that doesn't look like the current one (with them at the top, of course).  For them, the rigging and the bullshit is the way the system is supposed to work.  They believe this is appropriate.  They know it's BS, yet they believe in it.  A truly twisted mindset.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 19:15 | 6040668 thebigunit
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Stop Voting.  We want the worst Voter turnout in History.

And this will accomplish what?

They'll still send armed agents to my house to collect taxes.

What's your next dumb idea?

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 19:58 | 6040841 CH1
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Sure, just keep endorsing your oppressors. That'll work out great.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 21:39 | 6041151 thebigunit
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They're oppressors.

Sticking your thumb in their eye just makes 'em mad.

A mad oppressor is worse than an apathetic oppressor.

What's your Plan B?

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 23:33 | 6041441 StychoKiller
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               How to cancel your Social Security Corporation

1) print out IRS form 966: corporate dissolution

2) under the corporation name put MR/MS/MRS/etc as appropriate and then your  full name IN ALL CAPS.

3) under EIN put your SSN.
4) under return type, check Other and write in "1040."
5) the rest of the info you can figure out.
6) above your signature write "Without Prejudice UCC 1-308"
7) make a copy for your records
8) send it into the IRS

This next year, Instead of filing taxes, Cancel them!

Why does this work?  Your Social Security Number is actually a corporation and a second you.  This stems from the idea of "corporate personhood."  The idea of giving corporations the rights of natural humans may seem utterly disgusting, but under Black’s legal dictionary the definition of "person" is a natural human or corporation.  This is because they are trying to fool people into self identifying as their SSN corporation!  Hence the need to give your Statutory person the rights of a natural human.

Another reason why this works is because of UCC 1-308.  Please look it up.  This is the code that reserves natural human rights and opts out of the UCC that you don’t know about.  This is critical to understand because if a judge were to ever ask you what that means, it is only valid if you know.  That is to say, presenting this paperwork to a statutory court, and understanding it, means they don’t have jurisdiction...

Not only that but you also then have the Constitutional right to have any and all cases seen by a court of common law.  Or have the case dismissed and compensation dispensed for your troubles.  You can tell the difference between a statutory court and a common court because statutory courts use American Flags with a gold fringed borders.

What Without Prejudice UCC 1-308 Means:

The use of 'Without prejudice' UCC 1-308,' in connection with my signature indicates that I have reserved my Common Law right not to be compelled to perform under any contract that I did not enter into knowingly, voluntarily, and intentionally.  And furthermore, I do not accept the liability associated with the compelled benefit of any un-revealed contract or commercial agreement.

Implications:

-Congratulations, you are a sovereign citizen that has reclaimed your constitutional rights!

-Using or claiming to be your invalid SSN is fraud.

-You have the right to have all debts be denominated in Constitutional Money:  ounces of gold and silver.

-You have the right to work without a SSN.
-You have the right to be paid in ounces of gold or silver.
-You have the right to be treated as a corporation without a SSN but only with discrete opt-in consent.

-Filing taxes would be considered fraud due to need to fill in your invalid SSN.  They also only collect unconstitutional Fed Notes which is most certainly not constitutional legal tender:  gold or silver.

-Figuratively, all account linked to your statutory person are invalidated.

-Technically, if gold or silver is offered and declined, the debt itself is nullified.  This include mortgages, car loans, credit cards, student loans, federal and state taxes, etc.

-Anyone that calls to collect on an unconstitutional debt linked to your deceased “person”, asking to speak to you.  They are actually asking two questions:  Do you still have a personal statutory corporation?  And, do you still self-identify as your corporation?  It would be fraud to say yes, as your corporation doesn’t exist anymore!

-You have the right to sign up for a new SSN.

-No retirement benefits, As if they will be there when most of us retire.

-You have the right to have all court cases seen by a court of common law or have the case dismissed due to the lack of Statutory Jurisdiction.

Your corporate Statutory SSN straw-person is how all corporate statutory courts can claim jurisdiction and pull a fast one on us.

As of the time of this writing, most corporations do not accept gold or silver as legal tender.  They are abridging our Constitutional Rights.  This is why we must start actually going to stores with gold and silver and reclaim our Right to use this form of money.

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 13:12 | 6041472 thebigunit
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Not only that but you also then have the Constitutional right to have any and all cases seen by a court of common law. 

And when you lose your case in a court of common law, which court do you appeal to? The Supreme Court of Common Law?

My experience as a juror tells me that jury trials -- ANY JURY TRIAL -- are crap shoots.

You have specified a very deterministic legal process.  I don't think I'm ready to bet that all the Oprah watchers and pot smoking, video game playing millennials are going to give a crap about punctilious adherence to constitutional detail.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:21 | 6039941 Bay Area Guy
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I think I'd have to go with Satan.....just so I ouldn't have to hear that damn dino singing that fucking song.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 19:36 | 6040763 boogerbently
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....Fife ??

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:40 | 6040043 semperfi
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that's like voting to either get shot in the nuts or shot in the face

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 18:32 | 6040513 DonutBoy
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Idiot - Barney is termed out.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 18:05 | 6040406 californiagirl
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The only option that we, the voters, will ever be allowed is is a choice of candidates that have already been pre-approved by TPTB because they are on board with their "program" (e.g. Agenda 21, among others).  If anyone that is honest and looking out for the best interest of the general population should ever become a viable cadidate, then that person will have their reputation completely destroyed with the aid of the MSM and as much manufactured "evidence" as necessary.  No such candidate will ever be allowed to run.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 19:28 | 6040732 drendebe10
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The country needs another Cunt-on or Bush as much as it needs another term with the illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim fudgepacker...

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 19:38 | 6040765 Burticus
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The Kenyan Usurper is more of a pole-smoker (catcher) than fudge-packer (pitcher), according to this expose by a woman who knew him after he moved from (Mombasa to) Indonesia to Hawaii.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy2K5SIuK2E

Warning:  Stop the video before 18:11

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 15:56 | 6039787 kaiserhoff
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The Clintons are the most transparently consistent criminals in the history of the republic.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:01 | 6039814 ZerOhead
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Yup...

You can see right through them.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:24 | 6039956 nobodysfool
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The MSM worst criminals of all....obviously choose not to see right thru the Clintons and any other Libtard criminal politicians...not saying Reps any better but just more reported.

http://www.thefederalistpapers.org/political-cartoon/what-would-happen-t...

 

 

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:48 | 6040080 Oldwood
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The media is our source of illumination that would create the transparency we need. The lack of this illumination creates darkness, the perfect descriptor for the times we are headed for.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 18:34 | 6040520 blindman
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the old saw "been there, done that"
applies here.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:01 | 6039817 TeamDepends
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That is disparaging towards cunts.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:47 | 6040075 Fukushima Fricassee
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She gives "cunts" a bad name.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 18:05 | 6040408 TwelveOhOne
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A shot through the heart, so to speak.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 19:26 | 6040724 drendebe10
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"There ain't nuthin uglier than an old white woman."  Fred Sanford, Sanford and Son

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 04:08 | 6041759 legend247
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Tue, 04/28/2015 - 15:52 | 6039764 sleigher
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I wish she would become transparent (disappear).

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 15:55 | 6039779 Bear
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America's Best for POTUS

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 17:01 | 6040120 Dixie Rect
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"America's Best for POTUS"

 

I think you meant TWATUS

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 15:55 | 6039780 buzzsaw99
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i fear that fat hag is going to live forever

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 15:57 | 6039799 kaiserhoff
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Granny always told me,

  the Devil takes care of his own.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:08 | 6039823 ZerOhead
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Her own... Chisley the Hasmonean Princess.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:04 | 6039827 ZerOhead
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I'll bet Bill does too...

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:26 | 6039968 are we there yet
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I think Hillary uses Goerge Soros's doctor.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 19:04 | 6040630 cajun robear
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Hillary is George Soros in drag. Think about it, you never see both of them at the same time in Chipotle's.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 18:51 | 6040571 SDShack
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I prefer the term "Warthog Hag". A not too subtle take on "Razorback Hag".

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 15:55 | 6039781 Ignatius
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It takes a village to hang a psychopath.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:56 | 6040108 Miss Expectations
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It takes a village to burn a witch.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 17:39 | 6040289 forwardho
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But only one will get to light the match.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 18:53 | 6040603 just the tip
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have you ever considered a bucket of water?

it worked for Dorothy.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 15:55 | 6039782 auntiesocial
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it is simple- the sheep do not live in a democracy. if Jeb or Hillary get in- war in Iran, and fuck everyone but the 1%, It feels like the fix is in and one ballot has not been cast. 

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 15:59 | 6039804 ersatz007
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you act like there is a viable choice besides Jeb or Hillary...and by viable - I mean someone who would be able to garner a nomination and NOT be a complete douche.  The fact that a 3rd party candidate, while truly needed, has NOT a snowball's chance in hell in even getting 20% of the vote should tell you all you need to know about what our "choice" will be when it comes to puppet...i mean president.  

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:28 | 6039987 SofaPapa
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By using the word viable, you mean viable within the current arrangement.  The current arrangement will need to be overturned before real change happens.  The current media structure is the most fundamental pillar in that arrangement.  As long as people believe they are getting truth from the MSM, there will be no change.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 18:05 | 6040407 ersatz007
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agreed

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 19:32 | 6040745 drendebe10
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the last time there was a third candidate, the vote got split and the country ended up with a sexual predator for Prez....

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 15:57 | 6039791 Elliott Eldrich
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I dearly wish to see Hillary pursue her opportunities in the private sector, and perhaps spend some more time with her "family," such as it is. I can promise you this much: If Hillary is at the top of the ticket in 2016, there are going to be a whole lot of Democrats who are going to sit on their hands and not vote in that election. The calculus of the Democratic left will be viciously simple: Let the party fall flat on its face in the general election, and lose the House and Senate if necessary, and purge the curse of the NAFTA-GATT-TPP loving Clintons from the party once and for all.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:35 | 6040028 DollarMenu
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Dream on...those who still identify as D's will vote as they are told.

Just as the R's will for whatever POS is thrown up for their side.

 

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 19:33 | 6040752 drendebe10
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... don't hold your breath... and whil  you're at it pass me some of that stuff you're smokin...

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:01 | 6039801 Chuck Knoblauch
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Where is the Jeb Bush Transparency article?

So transparent you can't see it.

Has anyone seen an anti-Bush article yet on ZH?

Jeb Bush should run for el presidente of mexico.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:09 | 6039858 Anunnaki
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Moral equivalency is why we get nothing to choose from between Tweedledum and Tweedledee.

 

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:17 | 6039914 Chuck Knoblauch
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I get the impression that ZH is pro-Jeb for el presidente?

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 17:33 | 6040260 SeattleBruce
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One of the consistent themes on ZH - it makes no logical sense to play for the 'red' or the 'blue' team - as the core of each is the same captured political power beholden to the powers that be.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 17:36 | 6040273 forwardho
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Perhaps, just perhaps.

It's because he has yet to announce he is running.

You want to see real hate speach?

Wait till the next shrub in line throws his hat in the ring.

Vitriolic anger stilll there from the last one.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:58 | 6040116 Meta_Consciousness
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Are you just ignorant or are you stupid?

If you just ignorant a simple search would have answered your question.

 

 

Welp, must be the latter. Love your screen name, though.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 22:35 | 6041302 thebigunit
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Where is the Jeb Bush Transparency article?

Jeb Bush is s-o-o-o over.

The only people who think he's a great candidate are those who write letters to the editor on their Remington typewriters, and argue that Jeb will appeal to the moderate Democrat voters who voted for Eisenhower.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:00 | 6039805 williambanzai7
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Tue, 04/28/2015 - 17:30 | 6040244 forwardho
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Fantastic montage WB.

Almost makes you hope the harpy wins.

If only to provide you with more material.

Thanks, 

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:01 | 6039818 Smegley Wanxalot
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Oh how I wish that mess were invisible.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:04 | 6039829 williambanzai7
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Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:08 | 6039853 Weaponized Innocense
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Hillary is transparent alright!
Look! U can see right through her!

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:09 | 6039863 davidalan1
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People who make my skin crawl when i see them on TV

1. Hillary

2. Tie between Hairy and Bwarney

3. Maxine Waters

4. Moochelle

5. tie between boxer and Sheila

6. Schummer

7. Durben

8.  Hate to say it...Cruz...

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 19:36 | 6040762 drendebe10
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.... the sound of the fudgepacker's voice is loike the sound of uncut fingernails scraping across a blackboard (if anyone remembers what that is)...

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:15 | 6039904 will ling
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never saw a noose around an XL orange jumpsuit. would love to.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:27 | 6039958 Fiscal.Enema
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The Xenomorph, Clinton, has already wrapped up the democratic convention with her being the nominee. She is that far ahead of your thinking here at ZH.  The Q becomes the electoral college and cheating on the popular vote to give the Clinton machine team just enough votes to capture the office. She's got the money and the corporate backing already. Her years as SoS was to make deals with foreign leaders they can "cash in" when she becomes president if they support her run. The game is fixed just like the stock market.

 

 

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 18:35 | 6040525 SeattleBruce
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"She is that far ahead of your thinking here at ZH."

Her corruption, duplicity, and bribery are that far ahead of our thinking here at ZH.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 18:49 | 6040585 SDShack
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Sociopath personified.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 18:50 | 6040591 Bazza McKenzie
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She's toast.  Obama is taking her down.  Then he can put his man Biden up, just like Putin with Medvedev (though Medvedev was not a cretin).

No way NYT, WaPo and all the other leftist media taking pot shots at Clinton would risk being on Clinton's enemies list without the word from Obama/Jarret that they have the goods to block her nomination.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 19:39 | 6040773 drendebe10
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..... yea, don't hold our breath and the fudgepacker is an honest U.S. born citizen and Christian who would never lie to the American Sheeple.....  fukem all in their poop chutes with a rusty wood workers rasp...

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:31 | 6040004 are we there yet
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I hired a lemo once and the lemo driver told me a story that he once transported Bill Clintons brother from a bar with a man who talked about moving union money around in some way while they were talking in the lemo back seat that the driver overhead. 

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 17:29 | 6040232 EBT excepted
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see now dat wut you call tansparrancy brothah...

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:35 | 6040026 NuYawkFrankie
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If Ol' CrustyPants is "transparent" than I'm the Queen Of Sheba...

"Hi boys - how ya'll doin!"

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:41 | 6040051 economessed
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Hillary has the ethics of a hairy-knuckled child molester in a pediatrician's outfit.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 19:40 | 6040780 drendebe10
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..... that almost sounds like her husband and one of his pals...

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 16:43 | 6040062 large_wooden_badger
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Yet she will never match the transparency of the most transparent administration ever.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 17:27 | 6040221 EBT excepted
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I gots a pet name fo' Miss Cinton..I like ta' rafoi to heh as hillbillarey...onna' countah she merried to da foist black pesident, Mistah Cinton...but she so tansparrant, I cain't see votin' fo' heh...seein' how she takin' d'tansparancy lesson fum pesident 'bama...

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 18:21 | 6040464 highwaytoserfdom
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Kankles and Wookies big reason 4k tv sales are in the gutter.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 18:33 | 6040505 Kprime
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Transparent, "Permeable to electromagnetic radiation of specified frequencies, as to visible light or radio waves."

How can the BlackHole of .gov, currently inhabiting the whitehouse and sucking in all the free money he can while he finishes the destruction of america, possibly be considered "the most transparent".

of the further definitions:

a. Easily seen through or detected; obvious: transparent lies.
b. Free from guile; candid or open: transparent sincerity.
c. Open to public scrutiny; not hidden or proprietary: transparent financial records.
D. Obsolete Shining through; luminous.

yeah, transparent NOT, Obsolete definitely.
Tue, 04/28/2015 - 18:46 | 6040573 blindman
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yes, satan him-herself is poised to steal this
election in broad daylight. the media in the usa
would have absolutely no problem with it.
the public, itself(whoever they are),
don't even have to vote, and if they do
they will be elated with the process,
or lack there of. )would not know the difference(
hey, i , too , know madness and insanity when i see
it.
.
Joni Mitchell - Ladies of the Canyon (1970) (Full Album)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jft55QBkE6o
.
there is no place for any truth in this structure
or process, it only tends toward crepitation of the
present paradigm; that is the problem in my nutshell.
.
crep·i·ta·tion
?krep??t?SH?n/
noun
a crackling or rattling sound.
"pistollike crepitations"
MEDICINE
a crackling sound made in breathing by a person with an inflamed lung, detected using a stethoscope.
ENTOMOLOGY
the explosive ejection of irritant fluid from the abdomen of a bombardier beetle.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 20:19 | 6040897 Sturm und Drang
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A vile and pernicious creature.

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 02:17 | 6041666 HonestlyExpress...
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Ban all relatives of prior presidents from running for president: it makes all of US politics look like a monarchical inbred farce. What happened to the American Dream? (Or was it always a myth?).

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!