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So, Bill is not smoking the cigar from the 'special' humidor?
If the nominees were somehow Clinton and Bush, I'd go short CVS.
Yeah, but it's not like either of them has ever really been a snappy dresser like that. I'm not sure there are any appropriate mythopoeic images, the Clintons and the Kardashians are modern inventions, deconstructions of the traditional ideas, post-modern simulacra of real royalty.
How do you picture a society that insists on putting the least qualified on the throne, because that's what both parties throw up (!) at them?
No way that's Monica there - she's a cow!
Are we supposed to have forgotten that the Clintons (HE):
1. enacted NAFTA which stripped millions of jobs and most all manufacturing from the country?
2. deregulated the financial industry - abolishing Glass-Steagall (that alone was the major cause of this current blow up), the Commodities Modernization Act, and other multitude abominations in that arena?
3. institutionalized the act of bombing other countries (unprovoked) as 'humanitarian intervention' (see Bosnia)?
I'm sure I am leaving plenty out here, but as horrible as the Bushes and most others have been, these three above-mentioned 'gifts from above' speak of enormous misguidance or malfeasance - take your pick.
SHE is not going to put the damn monsters he unleashed back in the box. These are clearly psychopaths and at least Bill had the need to be well-liked, unlike Hitlery.
Third party, anyone?
ARE we supposed to have forgotten?
yes.
WAKE THE F up.
Murkans are even MORE stupid than 1995. The newly emerging Moron Class of Millenialosers weren't EVEN BORN THEN and "think" The Xlintons are some sort of Spirit Guide from The Great Thunder God...
Immigration is just another form of NAFTA. With the next president, vote for the one who says they will:
1. All college/university spots go to Our Own Children; we educate our own and then Bill Gates and the rest of the tech mafia can't whine about needing tech visas. Currently, 50% of our college spots are given to foreigners who pay more, allowing the administrative staff and presidents of colleges/universities to live like the parasites they are off of our students.
2. No More Immigration. Not one more foreigner. I no longer feel that California, my state by birth, is a home I can go to. By what treasonous act was is sold under the guise of "white people must be destroyed" and "we owe the world." We owe the world nothing. Be jingoistically American. No such thing as birth right citizenship, which is a perversion of Wong Kim Ark (1898, Supreme Court). We are full up and once that heat sink (from all the concrete) in California is no longer cooled down by water running off lawns, it's gonna be real ugly across the US.
3. Ross Perot Told You; fat and sloppy is what Americans have become. Once corn fed on Christian faith and hard work, now tubs of lard with food stamp cards and dvds of chopped up bodies for entertainment. Next president needs to take a scrub brush to the US morality.
4. Next president...no more whores like Jay Z at the White House. If you are selling the drug of degradation to our kids, you are treated like what you are: a criminal. Destroying lives and minds when you can get ahold of them because they are young, is a criminal act. We've Never in this country allowed this access to our children before. And that means schools teaching perverted sex also.
if they run bush v clinton, baltimore will look like a peace march, replicated in every major american city, outside the protest zones, the msm will be hard put to keep up. like in socal where fires begin everywhere, the wind keeps turning, the air is 5% dry, anything can and does burn. bush v clinton is the accelerant
Just think of the horrifying Veep she'd have to put on her ticket to help avoid assassination!
Who could fill those shoes?
Sombody get a rope, oops, i mean a guillotine!
Scooby Dooby Dooo!
Clinton Foundation Failed to Disclose 1,100 Foreign Donations
“We’re not going to go to 1,100 people. But we’re certainly going to go to the big ones—a couple hundred grand and up—and just see what they say. Now, they can say no. But we’re going to try.” said Frank Giustra, non-average everyday non-American, mining financier...lol.
http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2015-04-29/clinton-foundation-failed-to-disclose-1-100-foreign-donations
This is all just an embarrassing coincidence. Want to see a magic trick?
bill make sure you send in your ballot with extra stamps ..so it will get counted in the election next year..after all if you don't vote you can't do satire about the pols, er well in that case send in multiple votes to be sure.
Remember that night when Fleetwood Mac played the dance at the White House? Did you see that pic of young Chealsea and her 'do'?? The utter look of horror,,,HORROR on her face with that hair do... Now, she has a Phd, eh? And a Goldman husband; marry into the tribe from ye olde Baptist world, eh? Ok,,, whatever. $75,000 speeches and 600 K salary for ol' Chealsea while at GS.
Mommy is gonna make it all right. Which is scary.
watch the clinton chronicles. murder, drug dealing, extorsion. how can these pustules avoid the light of the media? haiti photo ops, fleets of jets, charitable funds used for their international sex parties with a ten percent tithe to charitable works. CRIMINALS!!!
bill..you slay me
Billary terrifies me.
then how about some Bushery?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCBm_IESaVA
Nick Lowe - "Cracking Up"
.
Cracking up, I'm getting ready to go
Had enough, I can't take any more
No pills that I can take
This is too real and there ain't no escape
It scare the daylights, it make a nightmare
I'm tense and I'm nervous
Everybody all around me
Shakin' hands and sayin' howdie
I don't think it's funny no more
Cracking up like a worn out shoe
Ain't wet but the world leakin' through
I'd run but I find no pace
I laugh but it's wrecking me, wrecking me
It make a shiver, it make a shake
It make a monster just like an earthquake
Everybody havin' fun
I don't know how they can carry on
'Cause I don't think it's funny no more
At dead of night time, at crack of dawn
It comes upon me without warning
If I were a gunman, I would shoot
I'd tear the hair out by the root
I'd make a knife out of a notion
All at sea in an ocean of emotion
I don't think it's funny no more
I don't think it's funny no more
(Cracking up)
I don't think it's funny no more
(Cracking up)
I don't think it's funny no more
(Cracking up)
I don't think it's funny no more
(Cracking up)
I don't think it's funny no more
(Cracking up)
I don't think it's funny no more
I scoured the Hitlery painting.....but could find no trace of Vince.
Vince Foster's dead, now.
UM...
"WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?"
(snark)
I have been authorized to asure you that there is NO, REASONABLE, CAUSE, FOR ALARM.
'Captain Trips' DOES, NOT, EX-IST!
Everything is AWESOME (everything is great when you're a part of the T.E.A.M.).
If you can't decide between a woman who claims to HAVE a bush, and a man who is NAMED 'Bush', just let the 'inner them' decide. The old '51-49' paradigm must be weighing on you, heavily, now.
Vince foster is DEAD. Forget about him.
The REAL question is: WHICH candidate will promise BETTER to alleviate all this Baltimore RIOTING shit (after the POLICE decided to take charge/cause the death of an arrestee due to 'spinal trauma' (they broke his fucking BACK in several places, including his NECK, while being 'subdued' and 'made to 'voluntarily comply'). I'm sure HANNITY has a take on THIS QUESTION, doesn't he?
HITLERY is sure to respond to this issue, and Jeb will probably respond by his channeling of his cousin/brother/inbred relative GW's statements (I'm the DECIDER).
FUCK. I'm waiting for the fracking QUEEN MOTHER to 'speak out'.
It's OK....I'm fine.
I said something about....since Lehman....next thing you know....I'm dead.
Also, never assume management has a sense of humor.
Well, when I saw the title, William, I expected this post to be about Barack Hussein Soetoro-Marshall-Davis and his Wookie wife, Micheal.
Barry likes Twinkies.
(Oh. Barry likes TWINKS. MY mistake.)
Hillary was kicked off of the watergate prosecution team for 'egregious ethics violations'.
https://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=AwrTcddpKkBVJT4AqwsnnIl...
I told you the joke about her being a manevolent intelligence of short stature, as well as being a DNC candidtate for president, didn't I? A 'cunning runt' who is also a 'running cunt'...
No bruises on HillBill's face, though. She must be beyond her 'violent' stage. OH, those times in Arkansas sure were FUN, weren't they? Hookups with AirAmerica and the CIA running Cocaine into Mina, and that 'Whitrewater' thingie...
The fact that Clinton and Bush are being served up as some sort of political fait acompli is an exponential display of elitist hubris.
And the fact that here is no remotely suitable alternative is a sure sign of massive political dysfunction.
And George Carlin was absolutely right about circling the drain.
In '92, I donated to, and had yard signs, supporting Ross Perot. In 2004, I saw no viable candidate EXCEPT Ambassador Alan Keyes (donated, supported). In 2008 and 2012, Ron Paul was the ONLY candidate (active there as well).
In the land of Walmart, McDonalds, abortion, gay 'rights', and the CIA-sponsored and run media, there has never been any other choice EXCEPT a Clinton or a Bush in some major place of power (ever since Poppy became head of the CIA). Obama---WHO was his 'challenger', and then his 'Secretary Of State'? Reagan... WHO was his V.P.? Since about '76 or so, this is the REALITY (according to the MSM).
The CORPORATION (no, THE 'corporation') controls it ALL, William.
Ah, George Carlin was right about 'circling the drain'. Do you remember 'that giant sucking sound'?
PAY ATTENTION to the people he's debating. I see a Bush AND a Clinton (way back in '92):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhogWKlm-c0&spfreload=10
ross perot did succeed in keeping bush one from a second term, which was his real purpose, a good ol texas feud.
Political dysfunction?
I think we're well beyond that phase. Where I'm sitting, it looks like Act II of a HP Lovecraft story where the unspeakable horror is about to make it's presence known, if still yet unseen.
Obama, Bill, Hillary and the Bushes are but the lowly Shoggoths that serve the Ancient Ones. who are timelessly eternal with a profound disinterest in mere mortal affairs.
But Cthulhu is beginning to awaken...and the terror and madness will begin.
Muahaha...
FrankenCheney
GHAAAAAA.
You spoke the name aloud.
Prepare your soul to be taken.
My Uncle had a 1500 'sportster', back in '65 (as well as a Porsche 'Speedster'). Wrecked it one day. Broke his collarbone. Skinned off the WWII German military leather winter jacket, right down to the inner liner. It was an 'epiphany' for him, I think. A little later, he became a 'draft dodger' in Vietnam (going to Canada, and the whole thing). Haven't heard from him lately, though. After he retired, he volunteered to be an M.D. for the Injuns up on the N.P. of Michigan (holistic medicine). Gramps hated his guts (retired Lt. Colonel, USMC), but his brother (my father) came around, eventually (before he too passed).
I feel sorry for Grandpa.
METALLICA: The Call Of Ktulu:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1RTgznup5c
The biggest bike I ever rode was a Yamaha YZ360 (one-lunger, 2-stroke, dirt bike, teen years). After a high school friend killed himself on an tricked-out RD-400 running a stoplight at 85 MPH at midnight, drunk, and pegging a crossing car on the drivers' side B-pillar (he flew about 85 feet before hitting the asphalt and slamming his body into a retaining wall), I sort of lost my interest in two-wheelers. He was 17 years old (I was 16, at the time).
A company out of San Diego (CA.) was selling a kit, unassembled, in the late 1980's that was a retrofit engine for the Harley, based upon a two-cylinder version of the Chevrolet Small-block (water-cooled, and everything). I was contracted to balance and assemble one of these, back then. I recall that it was actually based on a 305 C.I. motor, though (NOT a 350). If AMF (Harley-Davidson) had ever figured out how to make a THREE-MAIN-BEARING engine WITHOUT a shared crankpin, they would have been GOLDEN. I guess profits from swim-fins and dive masks and the 'name' Harley Davidson and the 'tradition' of getting your balls shaken until they couldn't squirt after an 8-hour run was ENOUGH for the average 'ignorant, arrogant asshole'. That company out of S.D. couldn't figure out the fact, either, I suppose.
There was this nondescript shop on Ardmore Lane in Hermosa Beach (right opposite where 'California Can Company' is, or used to be), where I used to practice my engine balancing skills for some Harley guys in O.C., back then. Post-WWii 'Geshault' tube-driven equipment, built to balance LARGE electrical armatures, and the original stuff that Edelbrock used (before they 'modernized' their shit). A guy named Rudy ('The Dutchman') Lemmens trained me on this machinery (and the finer arts of reciprocationg machinery, as well). Across the way was a C.I.A. funded guy who was in the process of restoring an original Tucker automobile. He got whacked (not killed, just being made to 'do time') for something or other (due to 'Cocaine Trafficking' charges). I THINK his car was number 36, or something. Fricking engine was a Lycoming opposed-six helicopter motor. Air-cooled, and reminicient of a Chevy Corvair in TOO MANY WAYS for the PTB to recompence.
Is it spelled 'KTULU', or 'KHTULU'? Are there hyphenations?
METALLICA has always been an interesting conundrum for me. What do you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLE7hcSgxlM
I bought the 10-inch 'E.P', 45 RPM, with the flip-side entitled 'Am I Evil?', after hearing this Grazzari's intro clip at 11:40 P.M, one night, on KLOS 95.5 FM. Of course, the FIRST side was entitled 'Creeping Death'. A Pioneer Supertuner (old-school, with a dial for the F.M., and a fracking 8-track), along with a seven-band graphic equalizer and a 100 true RMS wattt amplifier, with a couple of Old Kenwood 6x9 3-way speakers with 40 oz. magnets in the rear deck, coupled with a couple of Pioneer attenuated 'tune-up' speakers above the handgrips in the front seats of my '69 Toyota Crown, turned up to about 7 (out of ten, on the system as a whole), sure sounded good back then. WAY BACK THEN.
Here's the FLIP SIDE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxoy7dcxpr4
Of course, the front side is like a commercial for the J.D.L., or something.
"Runnin Down the Drain"
Incorrect.
Nice try, I guess.
"Burning Down The House":
The Bohemia(n) Grove:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNnAvTTaJjM
Featuring; the 'talking heads'
WB. The whole world isfrigged, And your are documenting a portion.
There is way more, let them eart cake? How about the Clinton Foundtion sliush fund/ Must be nice to take in $150 million and "do good" with 4 % and cook the books, Clinton slush fund.
My feeling (much like Obola's rise to power) is "Something (More) Wicked This Way Comes". Something not Bush. Not Clinton. Something waiting in the wings. Something worse than we have seen. Not too difficult to imagine at this point in US or world history with what we all have witnessed.
Agreed. Just like Obama has made us wish for the simple narrow-scoped evil of W, the next president will be truly evil. He/she will be able to destroy America and make us believe it was our idea all along.
Yes, we clearly are trapped in the campy script of a 50s B rated horror flick.
Attack of the 50 ft Woman?
LOL, this has been the longest "B" movie in my time.
I never thought it could get worse than Bush - Dr Hunter S Thompsons Ghost
global fraud "money" digs the clintons and bushes, simpatico mofos. since the entire objective of the last part of the 20th century into the 21st has been to correct and reduce the "standard of living" in the west to create ghost cities in the east and control the petroleum distribution, it should be no surprise that the fed and other central banks dish out debt and then favors as they please and like. it is the only way, they figure, to maintain power and control, command and control(the physically strong yet less informed must eat too,yes?). plus weapons are sexy in a deranged sorta way, like cars and jewelry. etc .... is it Babylon and the loss of language? has no one the time to hear the words or do the words just mean less or nothing anymore/anyway? anyway i like this song. Nick Lowe - Without Love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSQ1z4x4GDU . the american population has yet to figure out the correct strategy to correct that which oppresses them and their neighbors. destruction of property and conflict is obviously just not getting the job done but it seems to be the knee jerk and typical reaction. creative action is called for, not destructive reaction. that is the exact behavior that "justifies" further and continued oppression. look at your prisons. we are talking about a phase change here. gorilla theater time. Nick Lowe - "Cracking Up" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCBm_IESaVA . Joni Mitchell - Ladies of the Canyon (1970) (Full Album) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jft55QBkE6o . Whole Lotta Live: Nick Lowe - What's So Funny 'Bout Peace Love and Understanding https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h86cAobGHTk
The stupid sheeple admire the regal audacity of the swine which steal from them. They cast their political pearls before the Clinton swine. There is no honor in stupidity.
Much as I am enjoying your work these days, WB7, I'm seeing a lot of Clinton bashing, and the Bushes are skating a little free. Maybe they just haven't been in the news as much lately, but they deserve their day in the sun as well. Just sayin...
You stoopid fuck.
Watch my twitterfeed or my Flickr. I don't think Bush is skating free. He is laying low.
What I do is not bashing. Think of it as liberating the truth.
appears to be
herbert walker and
son jeb, yes?
The brothers grim.
damn, i see it now.
i mistook w for
herbert walker,
in the hall way approaching
the gold room.
You have a Bushmonkey? Kick-ass photo!
I agree with your definition. Thanks for the input. And yeah, I've noticed the Bush clan has been quiet lately, too. Wonder what they're up to?
They are having cushy private soirees.
Heh, heh, heh... I went tp a "soiree" once! What a Blast! We rode our horses right on in, shooting up the ceiling, chandeliers and all... Ya should have seen 'em scatter! Ain't had so much Fun in a long time...
diebold 2.0.