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Jawbone Renormalization: Only 560 Words In FOMC Statement, Fewest Since October 2012

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While the Fed, courtesy of its $4.5 trillion in assets, is boxed in a monetary corner from which there is no "renormalization" exit, at least no exit that doesn't involve an epic market crash, one place where Yellen and her peers are normalizing is the verbal transmission mechanism, aka the statement jawboning. Because after peaking at 895 words in September 2014, the April 2015 statement had a paltry 560 words, barely notable by Fed QE standards.

In fact, at 560 words, this was not only the lowest wordcount of any FOMC statement since October 2012, just before QE3 was launched in December of 2012, but actually had fewer words than Hilsenrath's 608 words "explainer" of what the Fed just said.

 

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Wed, 04/29/2015 - 14:18 | 6043528 Xibalba
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Talk is cheap....

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 16:10 | 6043989 johngaltfla
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The 558 into 2 word translation is simple:

Fuck You

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 23:37 | 6045774 legend247
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Wed, 04/29/2015 - 14:21 | 6043533 MFL8240
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And as a result of their games, every asset in the country is improperly priced.  The stock market is not even close to being priced to reflect the state of the economy.  It is a financial illusion and when it blows, the game will be over for America.

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 14:20 | 6043540 PoasterToaster
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Print cash, send to poor people.  There's nothing left to do.

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 14:20 | 6043541 KnuckleDragger-X
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560 ? Still too many. " we ain't gonna do squat and you can't make us"... there fixed it for you.....

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 20:07 | 6045061 Ballin D
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The best thing they can do is stop fucking around with our money.

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 14:21 | 6043549 Jungle Jim
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Yes, and gold just got cheaper, plunging $10.40 in seconds. Vertical. Straight down with gravity. I'm sooo surprised.

 

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 14:22 | 6043551 Weaponized Innocense
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Yea crickets got quiet after the jumping thing....

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 14:23 | 6043553 buzzsaw99
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one word: transitory, would have sufficed.

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 14:30 | 6043592 Jonesy
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Holy shit goy are stupid, its down to counting the number of words some Jewish hobbit wrote.

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 14:36 | 6043624 All_Your_Base
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...QuEef

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 14:45 | 6043666 TheRideNeverEnds
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less words moar ramping.

 

Can we call this an increase in FED jawboning productivity?

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