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Bernanke All About The Benjamins: After Citadel, Will "Advise" PIMCO Next

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So on the one hand he will advise the world's most-levered hedge fund..

...and on the other he will advise the world's biggest bond manager...

 

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Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:30 | 6042612 Phat Stax
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Phat Stax Bitchez.

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:33 | 6042627 HonkyShogun
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PIMPCO needs a stable of bitchez.

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:36 | 6042644 The Gooch
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FUCK YOU Bernanke!

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:44 | 6042681 NotApplicable
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Central Casting FTMFW!!!!!!

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 11:02 | 6042755 BuddyEffed
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It may have been too obviious of a conflict of interest if he went to work directly for some bank, so PiMPCo, Citidull, etc.

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:45 | 6042689 Rainman
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Payday ! ..... now we know who the Fed leaker was .... Chairsatan hisself !

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:46 | 6042694 TruthInSunshine
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Bernanke deserves a shrapnel cream pie to the face.

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 13:47 | 6043392 EBT excepted
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ow' anyting whut make him pee hid pants brothah...

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 12:53 | 6043203 Larry Dallas
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I can't wait to hear Bill Gross' next Tweet in reaction to this...

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:33 | 6042629 NoDebt
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Phat Stax indeed.

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 11:09 | 6042806 Agent P
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That dude is printing money! 

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:51 | 6042721 dcohen
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Bernanke has a direct line to Yellen, so that's alright.

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 12:10 | 6043051 Jumbotron
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Fascism on parade.  Move along....nothing to see....and nothing can or will be done about it.

BTW....Bernanke doesn't need the money....like all these turnstile (politcal/financial revolving door) fascists.   It's all about making connections.  Connections are how you create cash flow and the more connections means you have multiple cash streams at your disposal.  One cash stream dries up...oh well...you have a few more at your disposal.  And you can still name drop the first connection from the first cash stream in order to acquire a new connection and a new cash stream.

 

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:31 | 6042615 FreeShitter
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Moar assrapings to come

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:31 | 6042616 TeamDepends
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Man, Gross got out of there just in time.

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:40 | 6042663 ParkAveFlasher
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Does this once and for all firmly define Bernanke as a "looter"?

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 12:19 | 6043069 anarchitect
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It's as if someone hired a former mob boss to provide insight into how the mob operates.

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:31 | 6042617 Theta_Burn
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Its a tough life, somebody has to do it...

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:32 | 6042619 LawsofPhysics
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Full frontal fascism/cronyism...

wow.

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:32 | 6042623 Racer
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will contribute economic expertise

 

LOL ROFLMAO

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:34 | 6042637 LawsofPhysics
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exactly, Ben's advice; "you will buy government paper, period."

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:35 | 6042639 Jonesy
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Yay!  Jews win again!!!!!

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:37 | 6042645 buzzsaw99
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Hey now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play

Hey now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid

[/Smash Mouth]

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:37 | 6042648 nakki
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Must be payback for all those "right before the number" phone calls. It can't be for his not so on the money calls about subprime and housing. Maybe it was for his "courage" to counterfeit, er ah print.

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:42 | 6042658 Atomizer
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And we thought Bernanke was going into personal finance. 

The Adventures of Photoguy - Episode 19

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1KhY-9wwxo

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:40 | 6042661 Q-Q-Q
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Ahhhhh the revolving door keeps on spinning.

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:41 | 6042672 wissen dass scheiBe
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The horror of it all.....

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:45 | 6042687 economessed
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Hey, hey couldn't get a job selling ham sandwiches from a food truck -- what's a retired psycopathic money printer and generational economy destroyer supposed to do to make ends meet?

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:56 | 6042744 Atomizer
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Put pink slime on your resume. They'll throw fake printed FRN all over you. 

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:48 | 6042705 Bay of Pigs
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These people have no shame. No conscience either.

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:50 | 6042711 williambanzai7
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This Keynesian manslut has no shame"

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:56 | 6042741 T-NUTZ
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Ben can you advise us how to get this iron rod out of our ass?

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 10:59 | 6042753 Berspankme
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Fuck you ben. How about you give me a few benjamins from what you stole from me, you mealy mouth pussy cocksucker

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 11:00 | 6042756 cn13
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Bernanke has proven himself to be a bigger whore than even Jaime Dimon.

I thought that would be impossible.

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 11:00 | 6042761 VWAndy
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Look on the bright side. He is not running for office.

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 11:08 | 6042778 khakuda
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When will Bernanke be named advisor to Goldman, Sachs and Lloyd?

Oh, wait, I keep forgetting that he bailed out the banks and hedge funds and starved savers and pensioners of income for the better part of a decade in order to save the job of the little guy at the local barbershop.

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 11:07 | 6042803 Seasmoke
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Shalom. 

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 11:13 | 6042819 littlewoodenboy
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Can someone please tell me how this is wrong? He is no longer affiliated with the FED. Doesn't he have the right to work for whomever he wants?

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 11:45 | 6042960 J J Pettigrew
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ever hear  of deferred compensation?

Well it aint deferred anymore..

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 12:08 | 6043044 RealityCheque
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"He is no longer affiliated with the FED"

Really? So he has no contacts, no buddies, no old favors left at the place he used to the boss?

This may help you: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Naive

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 11:14 | 6042826 Farmer Joe in B...
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TPTB are barely even trying to hide their shenanigans any more. 

Welcome to the blatant oligarchy that we have become...

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 11:44 | 6042955 J J Pettigrew
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Pipeline to Yellen...how much does that cost?

Oh the price of finding out first....or, right behind Goldman Sachs...

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 11:47 | 6042969 Lmo Mutton
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They are not Jews according to Jesus...

 

Revelation 3:9New King James Version (NKJV)

Indeed I will make those of the synagogue of Satan, who say they are Jews and are not, but lie—indeed I will make them come and worship before your feet, and to know that I have loved you.

 

Maybe this is the prophetic "Banksters need to repay us"??

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 12:06 | 6043032 RealityCheque
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So the book didn't sell too well eh?

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 13:00 | 6043222 zipit
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A true "2-handed" economist (and a no-brained one, to boot).

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 13:12 | 6043260 vesna
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Bernanke, who is your boss?

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 13:16 | 6043267 GRDguy
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Name-dropping window dressing.  Bernake isn't any smarter now than he was while teaching before the Fed. The easiest way to screw the world is to find someone wrong-headed, then reward them ever more for being wrong. Wrong here means not doing good for the 99%. Kinda like being a counselor to a Mafia godfather, but against the general public.

Wed, 04/29/2015 - 14:13 | 6043497 redman38
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Central bank is concered about a big event

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