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They've tried breaking the market to stall stock sell-offs... now they break the internet...
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When will ZH break too?
every day, ten times a day, where you been?
Crazy Chinese dude from City Wok who's been making a killing off Yahoo! Finance Forums stock tips is crying in his City Chicken.
Da Kwazy Mongowians broke it.
Should of used baling wire instead of duct tape.....
http://www.supergluecorp.com/
Yahoo versus Google is no contest, Yahoo is a piece of shit
Yahoo is the perfect example what the internet has become. An ADD paradise. You pull up Yahoo to seach something and 6 hours later after being dazzled by their 6248 separate things on the splash page and you remember what you actually wanted to do.
It's like the Vegas of websites. Full of retards too. I used to look at the Yahoo comments when I was feeling bad about myself. It's like the online equivalent of walking through a Walmart.
pods
There's a reason why it's called Yahoo... :D
I might to check that out just for the entertainment value...I haven't been on Yahoo in over 15 years.
I prefer Houyhnhnm.
You don't need to go all the way to Yahoo! to look for Internet comments made by utter and complete morons. The majority of ZH comments fall in that category as well.
Yeah but Zh is my pool. So you don't think about people pissing in this one.
The neighbors pool with 12 kids in it for 6 hours at a time, that you think about.
And Yahoo comments are so predictable and canned. At least on ZH you find some crazy assed ones. Yahoo is like walking down the dented can isle at Aldi.
pods
got a great fresh fruit/veggie section at Aldi's. Love that shop for certain things - much better quality (yes really) than high-end stores where everything is sold for their looks, rather than taste. That croocked cucumber tastes a lot better than the big fat one from high-end store. Gives more pleasure too - ask my wife (and daughter?).
marissa can totally fix this
What has she done again? ...besides selling Alibaba. Which she will regret in 2 years
She's preparing for retirement.
Maybe she'll run for el presidente of the north american union?
I have my doubts about Ali Baba. I mean how can a silk lace wedding dress sell for $6.80, shipping included?
Your lady will have to go some to fit into a Barbie dress size.
a wedding dress is a one-use only item, why shouldn't it be made according to "one-use only" quality?
Is there any female CEO who hasn't f*cked their company?
Did they lose all of Hillary's emails again? I know she really wanted to turn those in this time.
A public Stock Market...shouldn't be viewable by the public....just trust them!
You say that as if they're not already working on it. This whole thing is being taken private someday. WAY too dangerous to let regular people gamble their money in such risky things as the stock market. You will have a government-issued MyRA and you will like it.
Been looking to post re: their GDP story all morning... and do battle with idiots who have been claiming how wonderful the economy is while giving Obama a complete pass on this GDP disaster...
I get that message at ZH more than at Yahoo Finance.
They don't want those of us who understand how TBTJ have abused QE flow and options to paint the tape and turn everyone upside down to make others aware.... Liquidate TBTJ mark to unicorn equity and Protection Rackets (AMZN, NFLX, etc) to buy physical gold, raise cash and gradually rotate to domestic producers...
We DDoS'd some folks...
works fine for me. I just checked my portfolio..............GO MINERS!!! YAY!!
Just checked it. works ok for me. 11:00 Eastern Time
It's been dead since early on this morning, just had the paddles tho and it's back on it's feet not five min ago..
I assumed it was another ISIS attack.
fat finger did it.
It can't be pinned on Navinder Sarao, He's in jail.
Jaws/Fangs of death.
"How I Became Obscenely Wealthy" - I took a profitable company and ran it into the ground and they gave me a shitload of money; it was sooo easy, a caveman could do it, honestly!....
I think my spreadsheet did that....
what will i do without their glorious message boards
Yahoo financial blogs were a fun place to rip the forcoming marxists plans. It became boring after the years. Zerohedge spawned from blogspot to its own entity.
Thank you Tyler.
When ZH goes 404 for more than a few hours, then it is on like Donkey Kong!
Donkey Kong my hairy ball's. Buy a faggot iWatch.
'Business Insider' must have clogged the toilets again.
Toilet plungers to save Walmart stores. Isle 20.
Shit now I can't read all the "watch and learn" or "backing up the truck" comments on the stock message boards. Hopefully Raging Bull comment boards are still up.
well a yahoo is a rough, coarse, or uncouth person; yokel; lout.
Google had a rougher version. It went up in smoke .
NSA engineers?
NSA couldn't forecast a dingleberry forming from there asshole.
Perhaps not Atomizer but they could certainly get one arrested and interrogated for weeks, months on end...
A few months ago Yahoo cancelled me out, email and all. My last comment there; "Where's the money? Not even a jew can hide $40 Billion." That comment was posted to an article about Putin's wealth.
So long Sheenies.
"To understand who controls you, just ask who cannot be criticized"
Voltaire (or more correctly, his biographer)
Some selloff. S&P down less than 1/2 a %. Call a cop.