This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.
Inconceivable...
Dow joins Trannies in the red year-to-date...
Triggered by Iran headlines...
- advertisements -
Contact Information:
Tips: tips [ at ] zerohedge.com
General: info [ at ] zerohedge.com
Legal: legal [ at ] zerohedge.com
Advertising: ads [ at ] zerohedge.com
Abuse/Complaints: abuse [ at ] zerohedge.com
Suggested Reading:
Make sure to read our "How To [Read/Tip Off] Zero Hedge Without Attracting The Interest Of [Human Resources/The Treasury/Black Helicopters]" Guide
It would be very wise of you to study our disclaimer, our privacy policy and our (non)policy on conflicts / full disclosure. Here's our Cookie Policy.
http://market-guru.co.uk/10-bite-out-of-aapl/ $10 out of AAPL. Awaiting next direction.
I am calling my lawyer
the ayatolla's a market maker. whodathunkit?
Check this legitimate ways to mak? money from home, working on your own time and being your own boss... Join the many successful people who have already used the system. Only reliable internet connection needed, no prior experience neccessary, that's why where are here. Start here... www.globe-report.com
Evidently things are going wonderfully and the economy is just one big, happy place and nirvana is right around the corner......
Jump in the water retail, everything is awesome....
Just 4 days of hell out of 7 years of up
Get over it.... QE4EVA!
I'm sorry but the easy money train stops here.... The printing press is closed.
Who needs QE? Money is free dumbass (zero percent interest rate policy).
ZIRP forever! - fixed.
It feels like Friday. The farking F/X buyside dealers tried to take the "trailing stops" on one of my trades. They missed by a couple of pips. lol, I love this shit. ;-D
Iranian headlines are just a convenient distraction.
Quick, re-program the algos! We cannot be red. Must buy MOAR!!!
Will we have a 1% correction at 4 pm or will the 3:30 pump commence....stay tuned.
3:30 pump starting early
You know, it's going to be real boring when the market has chopped sideways around this same level for 2 straight years. I know it has been for Gold.
"Hey, what's the price of Gold?"
"$1200/oz. plus or minus 50 bucks, same as always."
- Overheard around my office
This is it!!
PS: Unless it isn't.
Unaccceptable! DO SOMETHING!!
Where is everybody? The Dow finally goes into the red for year and it's as if nobody notices.
How many times has the Dow gone into the red this year? That's why. The novelty has worn off.
If I see futures down -3% one morning, then maybe I'll sit up and take notice.
Tyler is slowly chasing everybody off by posting a bunch of dumbed down click bait articles.
I can't conceive it!
Two Yahoo finance articles sum up our world very nicely I think:
1. Rich parents agree: $63 million inheritance is too much inheritance
followed by
2. Could you live in a 320 square foot house
EXACTLY! fuckers!
It is almost 3:30pm. Is it almost green yet?
wait for it......................................................
King Treasury...
the crooks are off in the oil market manipulating that!
When The Bubbles Burst
Dow Tumbles Back Into The Red For 2015The tears are gently rolling down my cheeks knowing that .009% of the population will not be wiping their asses with 24k Au leaf until the London markets open in 12 hours.
To all you state pensioneers ,don't worry about this 0% return because remember the taxpayer's of your state guarentee the checks will keep coming .....
Crash is coming. Oh nm, I just sharted.
nice stick save in the last 30 minutes to keep it above he 200 point loss range...
yeah, retail investors jumped right in to grab those bargains.....
fucking bullshit....
Perhaps there was some news that came out that we did not hear about to reverse the down... /sarc
I just buy silver and wait for a giant iWatch to descend from the clouds and slag Wall Street with a terrifying Deathbeam
BZZZZNIRP ! BZZZZZIRP !
Itoo....
isn't the message the authors are trying to portray that it doesn't matter where you put your money, as long as it's "short", or "put"? But they couldn't really be talking to you, right? I mean, millions have got on this blog and lost money on their lack of market knowledge. But that isn't true. Not the money part, the knowledge part. In short, I think anyone with half a brain would put a few dollars into gdx or sgol every month, well options on them. If I'm right, it'll be gold -> canado -> overpriced stocks (BAC, JP, BAC, you name it) -> .50 put options on the nasdaq 100. That's 10x the price and 200x the discipline, cause they aren't going to be around for long.
This is just Miss Janet holding the market sideways until the 200ma catches up.
Gonna be the same thing all year, unless something slips.
Blame The American Curse >>> http://wp.me/p4OZ4v-3z