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Friday Humor: Chinese Stock Chart Of The Day
We know it's a little early for humor... but seriously, meet Beijing Baofeng Technology...
Beijing Baofeng Technology, the online video company with the worried boardroom, is the leading example of IPO excess. After jumping by the maximum-allowed 44 per cent from the offer price when it floated in Shenzhen just over a month ago, the stock has risen by the daily maximum of 10 per cent every day since.
Forget valuations; the company (“Storm” in English) has risen 17-fold in 26 trading days, making it far and away China’s best-performing stock this year. From being one of China’s tinier stocks, it is now valued at $2bn.
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Nope, no bubble there.
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Good, it's not too late for me to get in.
Bungee-ing Biobang Teclonogee? I am splendidly elongated on this stock.
Love,
Dennis Gartman
Buffoon Technologies.
Stock's a for sure double from here once they release their new watch. All in 4 sure.
This stock is a much better buy than gold.
This is China testing the distribution of yuan directly to the people.
How can we get in on that..., before everybody else does?
Was that the stock the banana stand guy was watching?
Was that the stock the banana stand guy was watching?
glitchy keyboard, made in China
Those glitchy keyboards come with a spare set of keys in a Ziploc bag. ;-)
Looney
CYNK'ed!
Time to convert all those preferreds, followed by a reverse split, Phillip Verges style....
Algos FTW!
If it's the same company I'm thinking of, it's no surprise.
A shitload of product, for very little money...pretty good prepper radio. And here's some links for programming them.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00C83AU9S/ref=as_li_ss_il?ie=UTF8&camp...
https://radiofreeq.wordpress.com/2013/11/05/program-your-vhf-uhf-transce...
http://www.miklor.com/uv5r/
Bought three of their hand helds a couple of years ago. Great 2 meter HTs, and so cheap I wasn't expecting how good. Better frequency accuracy then my Fluke's original time base by a factor of ten. DTMF , CTCSS voice synth responses all for $30. Fully programmable from the keypad. If it's any indication of their stuff in general, they actually make product that is value for money. Publicly traded now, so that may not last long.
Tulipmania anyone?
Just bought. This babies goin' to da' moon. <SARC> Oh crap, the HFT's just got me and I paid 20% over asking price again. Man, those scalpers are quick.
Disclosure: I'm long on magnetic inks, speciality cotton paper and ultra-high speed printers. Shortly I may add poisitions to helicopters manufacturers in order to help rapidly dispense all of this printed paper.
They have a cap on how much you can go up in one day? Nutz.
Otherwise shit could get crazy.
Yeah like a stair-step chart or something. Wait, maybe my chart is still 8-bit and it actually needs some anti-aliasing. Not enough pixels is the problem in China, I bet. We better order some more... call Ft. Knox.
What's important is whether they have a cap on how much a stock can go DOWN in one day, like over here in the good 'ol USA!
Well with my 3K uvxy and my 3K faz (among other things) what else they gonna do but price cap bubbles on the low slide.....sweet as sugar!
No TNA?
I hear ya!
That's price stability if I ever saw it.
"My! What an invisible hand you have!"
Baofeng makes an advanced $30 handheld radio transceiver [available on amazon] that costs an order of magnitude less than the USA made motorola, etc. counterpart.
Go figure.
Yep. I have two of them on my desk right here. Great little 2m units. Easy to program with the Chirp software.
I still keep wondering what backdoors the Chinese chip designers have included in the ASICs in these radios.
"All your brainwaves are belong to us!"
Paid link to FT.
But heck, two tech bubbles, China and India.
it is different here...
trust me ..... ;-)
https://youtu.be/aP4NGb8HJbk
Bang dat-ho
Is that the new "stairstep" graph? LOL!!!
Wait until they get to the end of that stairway.
Just wait until it is linked to the VIX index......
i'm all about colocating my bananas. it's the new paradigm. synergies - you name it.
I myself have never seen more productive bananas!
williambananas7
Bananas full of vitamine B(ull).
Its probably got some really good products
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/02/business/dealbook/ex-goldman-programmer-found-guilty.html?partner=socialflow&smid=tw-nytimesbusiness&_r=1
Ex-Goldman Sachs programmer Sergey Aleynikov found guilty of stealing company's trading code - @nytimesbusiness
For the second time in five years, Sergey Aleynikov was convicted on charges of stealing confidential computer trading code from his former employer, Goldman Sachs. The first time it took a federal jury just hours to convict; this time it came after more than a week of deliberation and an accusation of “food poisoning” and avocado tampering in a state court jury room.
The Avocado did it!!
Bang dat-ho
Over here southwest airlines was pushed up almost 5% to lift trannies at month start. what a joke.
no-no-no, you pay now!!!
Birinyi’s ruler is now obsolete.
rulers out...parabolas in
put another way
y=mx+b y=x^2
This fortune cookie says "1929"
How you say QE in Mandarin?
TinHatRanch guy (prepper) likes the handheld radio...at least they actually sell something that works (and does not break in a 1 meter drop test or fail in tatooed hands or break for people of color or have failing major components or......is not Apple).
Is this the company that makes those inexpensive police scanners? I actually almost bought one a month ago. I should have bought the stock it looks like.
lol, in 2 months it will be bigger than Apple.
I think Bernanke took credit for this!