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1%-ers Encounter An Unexpected Parking Problem At The Kentucky Derby

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"Sir, we know you spent $13,000 on a seat for the Derby but as you can see, we are full. Please take your Citation over to Lexington. We hear they have some spots."

Source: NBC

 

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Sat, 05/02/2015 - 17:18 | 6054321 Automatic Choke
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to get in, you have to be able to spell "Kentucky"

 

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 17:24 | 6054332 knukles
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Now, who were these "folks" in need of higher taxes?

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 17:33 | 6054348 TruxtonSpangler
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Its a sad day in America when even the super rich are discriminated against.

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 17:45 | 6054383 Stackers
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Just over $1 billion in private planes in that pic.

30 X $35 million avg = $1+ billion

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 18:36 | 6054539 espirit
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Drone targets.

TickTock Motherfuckers.

(magnesium block + igniter)

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 19:02 | 6054604 Ying-Yang
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Oh the drone wars are coming. The newest hobby will be swarming drones interconnected to complete a task.

In my old age it seems Uncle Sam is always opening Pandora's box and she is full of surprises.

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 21:54 | 6055099 Stuck on Zero
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I'm so happy that Arabian race horses are fully tax deductible.  They're a threatened species you know. 

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 00:27 | 6055418 Oh regional Indian
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I went to school in upstate NY and saw this kind of shit at Saratoga Springs.

It's quite staggering how much money some people have, eh?

But it sure can't buy you love!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP4NGb8HJbk

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 17:46 | 6054386 MonetaryApostate
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Obviously the 1% aren't the 0.01% who are extensively wealtheir than the richest in America by miles...

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 17:54 | 6054422 Squid-puppets a...
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yer, those lizard cunts teleport.

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 18:14 | 6054502 richinSpirit
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My apologies, perhaps there are less than 7-billion people in the world today, I don't keep-up on those sorts of narratives, but wouldn't expect to miss such an update, however...

Did all of all of each-all of everyone, except america, have 670,000 or so people richer-able to buy planes than the indicated to be 'next-most' person richest-able to buy planes in america, then; according to your estimate or your estimation-source? ;)

Oh, and does your esimation or, "estimation-source", perhaps include every legally-formed corporation with a legally-granted 'person-hood' in the totals that percentage is based on? Just checking... ;)

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 19:06 | 6054609 Ying-Yang
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With all do respect, you must be a hoot at your family get togethers.

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 19:21 | 6054654 Fun Facts
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At the Kentucky Derby you will find the 1% who lick .000001% ZWO ass wrongly believing they too will be at Bohemian Grove raping little boys with impunity some day.

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 17:34 | 6054350 Automatic Choke
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no fair, Tyler corrected it - the title of this article originally spelled "Kentucy"....

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 17:38 | 6054360 Buckaroo Banzai
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Anybody else fed up with the mincing faggot who is co-hosting the pre-race bullshit on NBC? I swear my TV is gonna catch fire. I had to mute the sound lest I throw a shoe at the screen.

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 17:56 | 6054428 Seek_Truth
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Suggestion: switch the channel.

Better suggestion: Turn the TV off.

Best suggestion: Throw the TV away.

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 18:02 | 6054454 Buckaroo Banzai
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Normally I'd agree with you but I've got a Hundy riding on this race!

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 02:37 | 6055581 A Nanny Moose
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Keep the TV. Toss the cable/satellite TV sub. Use the TV for something more infinitely more productive than watching calble programming....like playing xbox.

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 17:57 | 6054432 XitSam
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Kentucky Derby? That's a horse race, right?

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 18:01 | 6054451 weburke
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more like a spring party for elites

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 18:05 | 6054463 Keynesians say ...
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*coke party

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 20:59 | 6054940 Clycntct
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Comon man it's a hillbilly hat.

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 18:23 | 6054520 seek
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This is how these "folks" avoid high taxes. You know those are corporate jets, and as such, are an expense that counts against revenue to determine the the final profit, which is taxed. If it looks like they're making a profit, darn, gotta go take a quick trip the the Derby to fix that! The poor schmuck getting delivered to the derby is only making $50K a year, and unfortunately his $500M a year business has been in the red since... forever.

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 18:33 | 6054545 Buckaroo Banzai
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Economic distortions like this are just another reason why the income tax on personal incomes must be abolished.

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 18:47 | 6054569 Banananomics
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Would be nice to know how many of them have foreign registrations to save even more (I don't know ONE exec jet from Mercedes or VW with domestic reg).

I'll stay with the ragged company - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tuphRVH82k

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 18:23 | 6054522 ebworthen
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What's the name of that shoulder mounted anti-aircraft missile again?

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 18:36 | 6054552 seek
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There's too many: Redeye, Stinger, Starstreak, Grom, SA-14 "Strela", SA-16 "Igla", SA-18, SA-24...

but be nice, those are mostly being flown by lower-time pilots, some barely more than kids, building hours so they can get into the major leagues.

I'm sure one is being flown by a former model that just happened to get her commercial jet rating when she got too old (29) for her reputed pedo boyfriend that first hired her at 14, though.

 

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 19:39 | 6054702 HowdyDoody
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It would be a shame if a drone or two got sucked into the engines of a ceo jet.

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 17:43 | 6054377 j reuter
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I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do... www.jobs-review.com

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 17:58 | 6054439 Joe Davola
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Which one of those jets is yours, J?

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 18:08 | 6054475 stant
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Some are flying to my small town airport 70 miles away. And they should see how some of these guys were barnstorming out over the knobs at low altitude. I would be to lol

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 17:59 | 6054433 Pure Evil
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....

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 00:47 | 6055446 TheReplacement
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For all the Putin lovers, why does he not nuke things like this or Davos or Bilderberg and just put an end to it all? 

As a prediction:  Some will downvote a simple question and not answer.  Actions speak louder than words, Ivan.

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 17:23 | 6054325 B2u
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Kintuckee?  sees i's kin spel gud.

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 18:10 | 6054487 stant
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For the originals like me it's. kain Tuk ee

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 17:26 | 6054337 Fix It Again Timmy
Sat, 05/02/2015 - 17:27 | 6054339 kchrisc
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Some of "QE" on display.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 17:27 | 6054340 vesna
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This is how an auction of the 1% jets is going to look like after fight club kicks their asses

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 17:56 | 6054369 TomGa
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Just a trial run for parking at your favorite non-extradition treaty country's local airport when tshtf and the 1% runs for it.

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 09:46 | 6056096 Niall Of The Ni...
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Like hell. Few crazy enough to stick around that long would get far.

If their pilots are like the guy who was supposed to fly the Ceau?escus to safety, I dare say many will fake a mechanical problem, land at the first airstrip they find and stall them till the militia arrive.

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 18:08 | 6054478 will ling
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wouldn't be great if we could "get 'em" all right there in one location?

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 18:16 | 6054506 Pancho de Villa
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Ha! Hilarious!

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 18:24 | 6054526 Monetas
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"Don't take a plane .... to a horse race !" Yoga Berri

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 19:26 | 6054669 BenGazisurvivor
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Hopefully they will make it back to sea island before their world is torn asunder

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 19:35 | 6054693 Rockfish
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I've never known a pyramid set on it's point not to fall over. 

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 10:40 | 6056191 Dig Deeper1
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Unless...it is spinning.

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 19:38 | 6054701 BenGazisurvivor
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I don't understand all of all of yours bullshit

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 20:00 | 6054756 Savyindallas
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Cheap bastards should have brought parachutes. Or they should just chill out, snort another line of cocaine, take another viagra and bang their mistress or the high class hooker most are traveling with, and make sure the limo is waiting to pick them up at the Lexington limo so they won't miss the main event.

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 20:09 | 6054790 Ginsengbull
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I used to have a citation, it was the biggest piece of shit that Chevy ever produced.

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 20:37 | 6054872 Salah
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The fact they're in the place and in those numbers says something about their perception of the safety & conditions of the current economic zeitgeist.

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 21:16 | 6054951 Salsipuedes
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May I quote a rook?

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybQVIYY8ENE

And now a knight! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lYVggyHRkY

If you're "in", you know you're fucked. That's when money really becomes meaningless.

 

Sat, 05/02/2015 - 22:43 | 6055220 Dickweed Wang
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HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA . . . . .

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 09:32 | 6056053 bugs_
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In Lexington you can park your jet at the end of the runway and walk across the street to Keeneland.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 08:59 | 6139472 brookehiggins007
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Air Travelling has now become very easy with luton airport meet and greet. It is availabel in cheap rates.

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