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Obamanomics Summed Up

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Just keep banging the same old drum...

 

 

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Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:04 | 6056791 johnvallo
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Fore!!

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:12 | 6056801 G.O.O.D
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Don't change anything, the people are damn near starving and the riots are increasing. Winning!

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:15 | 6056805 Creepy A. Cracker
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I think a telephone pole up the ass would be a more fitting portrayal.

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:18 | 6056815 TeamDepends
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Long pitchforks.

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:28 | 6056834 kaiserhoff
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Would you rather bang that busted drum,

  or the Wookie?

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:31 | 6056837 TeamDepends
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(Don't forget, there is always) C) None of the above

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:40 | 6056846 Pladizow
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Can you imagine the sex sounds a wookie makes - would be awesome!

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:56 | 6056866 espirit
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Hope it's nothing like a midnight Panther call.

(aren't Wookies asexual?)

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 19:03 | 6057071 TruxtonSpangler
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Let them eat Obamaphones

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:27 | 6056831 Sudden Debt
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Starving?

I was in the city today, and when I looked to the people walking by, it was like half of the men are pregnant and half of the woman have an ass that looks like a table!

Maybe it was just a busload of American tourists but they didn’t look all that starved...

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:45 | 6056851 g'kar
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Americans are nutrition starved, not starved for food. I see the same thing when I go to town to stock up (an American city loaded with buffets, hint hint)

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 18:01 | 6056979 BlowsAgainstthe...
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"For anyone attempting to make sense of the world food crisis, or understand the links between U.S. farm policy and the ability of the world's poor to feed themselves, Stuffed and Starved is indispensable."

—Michael Pollan, author of The Omnivore's Dilemma

It’s a perverse fact of modern life: There are more starving people in the world than ever before, while there are also more people who are overweight. 

To find out how we got to this point and what we can do about it, Raj Patel launched a comprehensive investigation into the global food network. It took him from the colossal supermarkets of California to India’s wrecked paddy-fields and Africa’s bankrupt coffee farms, while along the way he ate genetically engineered soy beans and dodged flying objects in the protestor-packed streets of South Korea.

What he found was shocking, from the false choices given us by supermarkets to a global epidemic of farmer suicides, and real reasons for famine in Asia and Africa.

Yet he also found great cause for hope—in international resistance movements working to create a more democratic, sustainable and joyful food system. Going beyond ethical consumerism, Patel explains, from seed to store to plate, the steps to regain control of the global food economy, stop the exploitation of both farmers and consumers, and rebalance global sustenance.


http://www.amazon.com/Stuffed-Starved-Hidden-Battle-System/dp/1612191274

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 19:04 | 6057073 Oldwood
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But how is that possible when the utopian dream is to earn without working, to be a salesman who gets a percentage of every sale, to be a consultant who gets paid for advise with no accountability. To suggest that those who labor should profit is simply absurd in our new utopia.

No One Wants To Work. They just want to think what they do is work. Doing God's work.

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 21:46 | 6057367 Whittaker
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"No One Wants To Work. They just want to think what they do is work."

Quote of the Day.

 

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:48 | 6056854 espirit
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Alas, sad but true.

But at least they'll be easy to chase down and tomahawk from behind. 

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 17:02 | 6056878 g'kar
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LOL

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:55 | 6056863 Elliott Eldrich
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In my city there are homeless everywhere. Homeless on every single street corner on the main drags, holding up signs that say "Hungry, need help" or some variation of that theme. Hundreds and hundreds of homeless people, because the economy is doing just so damn great, which is why there are more homeless and obviously destitute people every day, everywhere I look.

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 17:02 | 6056879 kaiserhoff
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You live in Obamaville?

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 17:12 | 6056897 TeamDepends
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Yep, corner of Keynes and Psaki.

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 22:24 | 6057452 Old_Dog
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When I was a young man we had a local saying, "If fat women made the world go round Milwaukee would spin like a top".

 

I guess spinning is catching on all over.

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 20:49 | 6057256 DFCtomm
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How the hell are they starving? Everybody is fucking fat, but not just fat obesely fat . 

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:18 | 6056813 williambanzai7
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Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:20 | 6056819 TeamDepends
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Quantitative Hemorrhoids is his favorite.

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:36 | 6056842 Weaponized Innocense
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HHAAHHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHA....

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:46 | 6056852 Cruel Aid
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Bernanke bubbles moving dn the line, lol

Pressure building!! New meaning to blowoff top.

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 18:21 | 6057007 jon dough
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Anatomically correct, too

Especially where you properly placed the GEITHNOID adjacent to the shitter...well played, sir.

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 17:40 | 6056939 j reuter
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I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do... http://goo.gl/e4mV9C

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:10 | 6056797 Fish Gone Bad
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Each person sees what they want to see.

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 18:41 | 6057042 Clowns on Acid
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But you are obviously blind.... so...

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:13 | 6056802 Pairadimes
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Krugman: "We need more hurricanes, riots and burning convenience stores!"

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:13 | 6056803 4 wheel drift
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traitor

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:16 | 6056806 Fukushima Fricassee
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Communist homosexual cocksucker and supreme idiot.

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:24 | 6056826 Jack Daniels Esq
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LMAO

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:27 | 6056830 Creepy A. Cracker
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Did you mean to leave out narcissist?

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:31 | 6056838 kaiserhoff
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Creature of the Jew Media.

Mon, 05/04/2015 - 00:50 | 6057645 Lynn Trainor
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There's many a video and pictures of Obama snickering, being silly and frivolous, laughing, giggling - those images speak volumes.  We have an immature president who doesn't even know what the real problems are let alone the solutions.  Woe to thee, O land, when thy king is a child.

There are wise and far seeing individuals who would know how to turn things around before it's too late.  It's our current leaders who are the problem.  Their very mentality prevents a renewal and a restoration of prosperity.  They are so full of themselves.  They don't have the sense to just get out of the way, which would unleash the pent up energies just waiting for incentive and opportunity.  Instead we have a no-count president who's known for saying things like, "You didn't build that."  Ronald Reagan's statement that the government is the problem has never been more true than right now.

Oh that the citizen's of our nation could once again understand the power and preciousness of individual liberty and turn their backs on collectivism!  The citizenry would turn this country around in short order if the government would just get out of the way!

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:18 | 6056810 Surveyor4Pres
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

Taxation not only kills American entrepreneurship, it also funds the behemoth government that crushes Liberty.

Hope leads to Complacency, and Complacency to Tyranny.

0% FIT

3% CGT

Stop "hoping" for "change" (2016), and do something about our Nation, NOW!


Sun, 05/03/2015 - 18:35 | 6057032 atthelake
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Evereyone is waiting for someone, else, to do something about it.

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 19:14 | 6057089 Oldwood
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True leaders LEAD by example. We have no leaders.

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:19 | 6056816 williambanzai7
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Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:43 | 6056850 Weaponized Innocense
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Hillary hurt her head real BAD! (Played by jack Nicholson)

The White House shining.......

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:47 | 6056853 I Write Code
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Just think of it as jizya in action.

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 16:33 | 6056840 leftcoastfool
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Schmuck in chief...

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 17:03 | 6056882 Jack Daniels Esq
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Bring rope, hang all 535 + ICiC for fraud, treason

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 18:04 | 6056981 BlowsAgainstthe...
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"There is the visible government situated around the Mall in Washington, and then there is another, more shadowy, more indefinable government that is not explained in Civics 101 or observable to tourists at the White House or the Capitol. The former is traditional Washington partisan politics: the tip of the iceberg that a public watching C-SPAN sees daily and which is theoretically controllable via elections. The subsurface part of the iceberg I shall call the Deep State, which operates according to its own compass heading regardless of who is formally in power."

 

http://billmoyers.com/2014/02/21/anatomy-of-the-deep-state/

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 18:33 | 6057028 atthelake
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 Hanging 535 lackeys changes nothing. Hanging their owners and bosses could change everything.

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 19:49 | 6057133 DaddyO
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I disagree, you hang the puppets and the puppeteers will make themselves scarce in a hurry.

Robespierre anyone?

DaddyO

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 20:54 | 6057263 just the tip
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you hang the puppets and puppeteers find new puppets.

Mon, 05/04/2015 - 06:50 | 6057788 N2OJoe
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But it still warms the soul.

Mon, 05/04/2015 - 00:28 | 6057623 Savyindallas
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Agree  - there are a dozen or so of the 535 that should not be hung. And many others simply deserve prison sentences. "Hanging their owners and bosses could change everything." True, but not likely - even Hitler never got his hands on a single Rothschild. The elites have the upper hand  -they have played Divide and Conquer very skillfully - I'm afraid several billion people will die before we ever get the chance to kill off any of the bloodsucking vampire class that have plagued humanity. 

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 17:15 | 6056901 Oh regional Indian
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It sounds like BOOM but in this revesered world it's actually saying BUST...

Hoe and Chains...

Think before youspeak was a very important adage by the way...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTot6Wcz3-g

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 18:56 | 6057060 news printer
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Boom boom boom yes

https://youtu.be/g7yECuyoE6k

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 18:57 | 6057062 Coyote57
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There are over 300 Obama cartoons and snarky comments in this thread but not one single one offering a real solution or even a suggestion on a direction to proceed. We get it. The audience here is angry and everybody dislikes Obama. Now what? Howling at the moon feels good but offers nothing in return.

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 19:22 | 6057098 Oldwood
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Honestly, at this late date, short of violence, this is all that is left. It IS sad.

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 19:49 | 6057131 Silver Bullet
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Bernie Sanders. 

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 20:21 | 6057185 Anunnaki
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Pshaw

This Ziostooge's first order of business would be to bomb Iran

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 21:29 | 6057329 Silver Bullet
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You have no idea what your talking about. 

Mon, 05/04/2015 - 00:21 | 6057612 Savyindallas
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Regardless of his leftist politics  -He's better than Hillary or Jeb Bush. To be honest with you  -pure friggin communism may be better than the current crony capitalism which serves the 1% and seems destined to lead to full economic collapse and world war. We may be better off right now than the the average east german or Soviet citizen was in 1985  - but will we still be able to say that in 5 years? Our country is fucked - Mad max in less than a decade (probably sooner) if we don't stop these criminals leading us to ruination and serfdom. 

Mon, 05/04/2015 - 03:27 | 6057704 bunnyswanson
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Bernie can't solve the Banker Problem - Town hall meeting - "After a woman in the crowd asked Sanders about a Senate resolution that condemned Hamas but “said nothing” about Israel’s “massacre” of Palestinians in Gaza, the senator became defensive, fighting off angry residents with shouts of “Excuse me! Shut up!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPVKSiTmU8s&feature=youtu.be 11 min

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc6p-KBoors - Just give up

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 20:21 | 6057182 duck dodgers
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Exactly. The "preppers" are just selfish cowards. Preparing themselves for whats coming instead of stopping it.

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 21:09 | 6057291 Cloud9.5
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Is that what you are going to tell your kids when the shelves are empty and the money is no good?

Mon, 05/04/2015 - 00:05 | 6057601 Savyindallas
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How the hell are they supposed to stop it? 

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 20:59 | 6057269 Lurk Skywatcher
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So you are complaining about the complainers complaining? If they are douches, then that makes you a douches douche.

Mon, 05/04/2015 - 03:12 | 6057699 bunnyswanson
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Isolationism.  Open up the lines of credit to consumers and businesss at no payment for one year and then 0 interest.  Main Street is where the money is spent.  The wealthier members of any town do not spend money in small towns other than local grocery store, utilities, property tax.  They travel to shop in high end stores.  They may have had employees but that is not the case any longer.  Time to start over with CEOs who making 250 grand a year rather than million (what a joke - a man who was accept this type of money while living high-on-the-hog already, against the background of absolute and utter despair due to their business decsions is no man I would sit down to dinner with; my fork would become a deadly weapon.)  Factories.  Glass factories.  Shoes.  Make the label fashionable.

 

But first - burn down ABC, CBS, MSNBC, and Hollywood while you are at it.  I am tired of looking into the face of crooks who are telling me how wonderful things are.  High road is the easy road.  On the low road, your job is never down.  You trust no one.  It's like a fucking drug deal - you cannot expect ethics to enter the equation.  That is unnecessary, sucks enormous amount of time and energy and puts you in the grave at about 60 unless you are a Rockefeller with access to The Body Farm in Israel.  End the wars, pull the soldiers home to secure the borders.  Begin a gardening program. - garden in every yard.  If no garden, then canning or packaging.  Because when they accomplish the destruction of your currency, the food supply is going to be going out the door at the end of Nafta Highway.

You'll have to overthrown a rich country and gain their gold.  May as well be Israel.  Hire Hez and Ham to cover the north and south, Iran has the east.  Send in drones and locate their nuclear reactor..Hold them hostage and then....Jimmy Carter can manage things until a new govt for the new member of the US of A.

Let me see..what else.  Pay back china.  We must honor honorable contracts.  But pay it back with gold when the goldbacked paper products go up in smoke along with the derivatives.  Every citizen should offer their fine stones and metals as a recorded investment before the price of gold is allowed to rise according to supply and demand, back the US dollar with this stack of wealth.  Let commerce begin.

Celebrate liberation from the Jewish Mob.  They are filthy stinking slobs without personality or strength of character.  They are parasites, leeches on our world and cause misery in our short lives when we should be doing nothing but celebrating the fact we live on the Blue Planet - We can call it the Better World Order.

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 20:48 | 6057254 Crusader75
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If only we could return to those great days of January 2009.

Sun, 05/03/2015 - 21:59 | 6057391 Mamzer Ben Zonah
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2015 will be a remarkable year for periodical cicadas [locusts] ...

 

Mon, 05/04/2015 - 00:32 | 6057628 Lynn Trainor
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Sure would be nice to have a smart, intelligent president for once.

Mon, 05/04/2015 - 08:13 | 6057920 TalkToLind
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Unfortunately all of the smart and intelligent people are too busy producing things to become CEO of a plundering and murdering syndicate.

Mon, 05/04/2015 - 00:39 | 6057635 Monetas
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Take the money .... you would spend on taxes .... and spend it on prepping .... that's not selfish .... nor, cowardly .... and helps "stop it" !

Mon, 05/04/2015 - 02:55 | 6057687 bunnyswanson
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Where does one "get" the money they are not going to pay taxes on?  Winning at bingo?   It is impossible to not pay taxes if you are employed, even as an IC - because the person contracted with is sending in our Social Security Number with the payments the sent to us.  Do you know what it is like to owe the IRS?  You have a payment plan.  Should for any reason a payment is missed, they clean out your checking account to remind you of what they can do (this happened to me).  If it is the 1st time, they will reschedule payment plan.  If it is not, I believe they would garnish anything they could.  I owed 120.00 to California Franchise and they garnished my wages at a new job I had just gotten after a horrible post divorce "reset" which left me scraping the barrel in late 1999.  They did not even attempt to contact me or if they did, I did not receive the notice.  It is very costly to not pay taxes.  Try something else.  "Stop it" by not paying taxes is laughable since the bill will show up and a tax rate hike will happen because this is not a nice world and better people than we are have been starved to death after being left in lawless lands by these same entities (world bank, et al).  They want your country.

Mon, 05/04/2015 - 03:30 | 6057705 bid the soldier...
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off topic

 

Australian Catholic University will create two scholarships named after executed heroin smugglers Andrew Chan and Myuran Sukumaran for Indonesian students to study in Australia. 

Mon, 05/04/2015 - 06:49 | 6057787 Last of the Mid...
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That bulge in his pants must be brother Al.

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