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Chuck Norris Pledges To Protect Texas From Federal Invasion
Last week, former Texas lawmaker Todd Smith — a 16-year veteran of the Texas House of Representatives and self-proclaimed Last of the Fact-Based Republican Mohicans — took issue with Governor Greg Abbott’s decision to call in the Texas State Guard to monitor training exercises set to be conducted in the state between July and September by members of the Green Berets, Navy SEALS, and various other US army personnel. The drills — known as Jade Helm 15 — have become the subject of fierce debate among some Texans who contend that the US Special Operations Command may be using Jade Helm as an excuse to infiltrate the state in order to pave the way for an eventual takeover by the federal government.
While it’s not entirely clear what a “takeover” would constitute given that Texas is of course part of the United States already, locals recently got an opportunity to voice their concerns at an information session in Bastrop with Lt. Col. Mark Lastoria. Some attendees questioned whether the government intended to confiscate their firearms while others asked if the army would be bringing in ISIS fighters as part of the training program (as we learned on Sunday, there will apparently be no need to import ISIS fighters into Texas as they appear to have already made themselves at home in Garland).
Despite assurances that Washington currently has no plans to re-annex the state, the paranoia has only grown over the past two weeks fueled in part by a map that appears in the unclassified Jade Helm slide deck which designates Texas as a “hostile” territory. Of course the same map also identifies San Diego as harboring a militant insurgency, so the US Spec Ops Command probably assumed it would not be taken literally, but to some Texans the whole ordeal is anything but humorous and Todd Smith’s implicit suggestion that anyone who was suspicious of the federal government’s intentions in the state is a “hysterical idiot” didn't help.
So, with the stage thus set, and with some concerned citizens convinced that a federal invasion of Texas is imminent, someone had to intervene to protect the territorial integrity of The Lone Star State and we imagine that when it comes to thwarting hostile incursions by thousands of well-trained soldiers, there’s no one better suited for the job than Chuck Norris and/or his famous alter ego, Walker Texas Ranger.
Here, in all its glory, is the full Jade Helm statement from Norris/Walker, complete with quotes from historical figures with whom he imagines he shares an ideological bond (including Ben Franklin and Thomas Jefferson), and on-the-ground intelligence from residents with extensive espionage experience like Mike Hightower, an “affable” antique store owner from Smithville:
Last week, I laughed as some progressives in the mainstream media tried to mock Gov. Abbott for telling the Texas State Guard to monitor the Pentagon’s Jade Helm 15 military ops that are occurring this summer in seven states, including California and Texas.
If you haven’t heard about Jade Helm 15, you need to. It is multi-state training mission for special operations soldiers scheduled over an eight-week period in July and August, with most of the activity happening on private property but some public, too. The official website press release from March 24 admits: “While multi-state training exercises such as these are not unique to the military, the size and scope of Jade Helm sets this one apart.”
Gov. Abbot was right in writing Maj. Gen. Gerald Betty, “During the training operation, it is important that Texans know their safety, constitutional rights, private property rights and civil liberties will not be infringed.” Abbott is demanding “regular updates on the progress and safety of the Operation.”
Concerned Texans and Americans are in no way calling into question our brave and courageous men and women in uniform. They are merely following orders. What’s under question are those who are pulling the strings at the top of Jade Helm 15 back in Washington. The U.S. government says, “It’s just a training exercise.” But I’m not sure the term “just” has any reference to reality when the government uses it.
“Well, I’m not trusting what we’re being told,” said Mike Hightower, an affable antique store owner and real-estate agent in the very small town of Smithville, Texas, where some Jade Helm 15 exercises will take place. He added, “I think there’s something a little more involved than what they’re telling us.”
If Washington wants to cool the embers of controversy, then it should quit stoking the fire, as with the posting of a map of Jade Helm 15 “just” exercises that label some areas of the country, including Texas, as “hostile,” according to KHOU 11 News in Houston and verified by the Washington Post.
I have an idea: If the government insists on running expanded military ops across seven Southwest states, why doesn’t it move all that “military training” south and protect our borders at the same time?!
Whatever Jade Helm 15 actually is, I think it is more than coincidental that the FBI director just confessed in February that the presence of ISIS can be felt in all 50 states of the U.S. and that the Pentagon is suddenly running its biggest military training exercise with every branch of the military across seven Southwestern states. Whether deterrence, display of power or something more covert or devious, let’s not come with any patronizing nonsense of impotence and simplicity when its origin is in Washington.
I’m glad Texas Sen. Ted Cruz is asking the tough questions of the Pentagon about Jade Helm 15, particularly because its “exercises” come too near to my ranch’s backdoor as well, at least according to the map. It’s pretty sad and bad when major military ops are ordered in a large, fiery state like Texas and not even the governor or its senators know the specifics.
It’s neither over-reactionary nor conspiratorial to call into question or ask for transparency about Jade Helm 15 or any other government activity. To those who merely think we should check our brains at the door of the White House and trust what the government does, I would reiterate to you the words of one of our government’s primary founders, Benjamin Franklin, who said, “Distrust and caution are the parents of security.” Again, he also said, “Security without liberty is called prison.” But then again, I’m sure some today would accuse Franklin of being conspiratorial, too!
As a friend, a law-abiding and loyal retired California Highway Patrol officer, said to me, “In God We Trust; all others we search.” Or as the maxim President Reagan cited, “Trust but verify.”
Friends, when it comes to freedom, we must question, verify and vet everyone and everything. As Thomas Jefferson told his nephew, Peter, in 1787: “Question with boldness even the existence of a god; because, if there be one, he must more approve the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear.”
We must never check our brains or blindly trust, especially the government. Rather, we must fight until our dying breaths for liberty, especially when it appears those in power are trying to knock down Old Glory.
Former Navy SEAL Luttrell couldn’t have said it better: “I will never quit. My nation expects me to be physically harder and mentally stronger than my enemies. If knocked down I will get back up, every time. I will draw on every remaining ounce of strength to protect my teammates and to accomplish our mission. I am never out of the fight.”
There you have it. While we do not wish to detract from this crisply-worded piece of political theory, we would point out that in addition to offering his interpretation of the Constitution, Norris has also suggested that the government stay far away from the "backdoor" of his ranch. And for all the Texans out there who are concerned about Jade Helm, rest easy because the last time black helicopters took Walker Texas Ranger to task, it did not end well for the black helicopters:
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I think he was serious.
I thought it was seriously funny.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital
He wasn't born in a hospital. He was born in a house - that he built himself.
When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
Toughest cowboy ninja ginger I have ever known.
I like Chuck.
Like the letter too.
I don't distrust the military. But I recognize that there is no collection of 100 people, much less 1,000,000 without bad actors in it.
Openness and verification are the friends of trust and commity.
if by commity you mean comity, its possibly the most valuable thing we have. seems nothing much in our transactions work without it, even when feigned..
good post, thank you.
"If we wanted two wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman!"
Don't worry about how old Chuck is.
Father time is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Nice Pledge but what about the support for NetanYahoot?
Is this the compromise in politics?
Barry is a useful tool but Bibi is just plain nuts.
Saw the video clip, and it reminded me of Tuco's line about "If you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." The helicopter pilot talked too much.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
AHEM ...
You mean STAY OFF his ranch - unless they are coming to buy Exercise Machines.
If YOU ALL are planning to pump iron, stretch springs, and bounce t*tties in tight leotards ... YA'LL COME OVER, FOLKS!!!
Y'all are hilarious. I'm not worried very much about them invading Texas, they'll be too damned busy with places like LA, Chicago and Baltimore. This kind of crap takes government weenies to think up, since those types of people are themselves easily intimadateded y mean words....
the us military probably just wants to bomb some mock orphanages
rofl
God bless Charles Norris and God bless AMERICA!
I met Chuck. Nice guy. Has a lot of common sense and reason. Well respected by me. I believe he actually lives in Porter Ranch, CA. Probably has more than one piece of real estate.
Unfortunately, the most read article in ZH history.
Thank you Tyler, I laughed more than I have in months.
Chinese like announcer say, Wawker, Texas Raanger!
Walker: (I know that voice) Sokuro!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEDwM67rFBU
He looks like a putz wearing a duster and chaps.
Don't tell me - You're from Great Neck, right?
Michigan, but I do know from dusters, chaps, and putzes.
Actually San Diego hosting an insurgency is plausible with 50,000 relocated Iraqis as well as X million hostile Socialist Mexicans on our side of our Southern border.
Thank you GW Bush and Daryl Issa for the permanent Iraqi border security threat!
Strategery
No sir, here is the 411 / proof you are looking for....
http://fox5sandiego.com/2015/04/28/smuggling-tunnel-found-near-border/
The day Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone - he already had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris recently visited the Virgin Islands - now we can just call them the Islands.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his house - the bear is not dead - just afraid to move.
The Boogie man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
We need names and addresses of those private land owners accepting our tax dollars for these exercises.
Those facilitating this exercise = torries
What would you do if you had names and addresses?
NOTHING.
That's what.
I would, are they ranches? Do they sell a product? I would "vote" with my $$$ and not patronize those businesses. Just like the topic of munitions supplieers providing the millions of rounds to the DHS... stop buying ammo from them. discretionary income... thisi is about the only leverage point we have with those controlling our laws/legal system. You can't stop the tax dollars flowing in to the govt agencies and the beauracracies but you can damn well stop the money flow into those businesses selling the machine the hardware it needs to subdue you - with your own god damn money! Wake the fuck up.
Partial credit for a good comeback. Hitting them in the wallet helps.
If only everyone would do so.
I already do so, and do my best to get others to boycott TPTB.
My point is that if I had a nickel for every time I've seen comments to that effect, I'd have a few hundred bucks by now. And with the exception of your reply, it's usually someone implying that they'd do something physical, if you catch my drift.
Understood... glad we're on the same team. I know exactly what you mean. Conservative radio, websites, etc. they are all alike... full of rant and no solutions. They are part of the problem... lulling people like my father into thinking that if they listen to the likes of Beck, Limbaugh, etc. that it'll make a difference. It won't, those talking heads are just there to pacify. I don't want an armed revolution, that's the absolute worst case scenario - no good for anyone. We must use what we have and for the middle class that extra income is slipping away.
A right wing talk show cohost spent his time blaming women for getting drugged and raped before stating cartoonists brought terrorists on themselves. Something about if they didn't go to parties they wouldn't get raped. So don't make offensive art.
The other guy was speechless. So there's that.
I hate the part of my commute when the country greats station fuzzes out and I lose my Waylon Jennings.
Chuck Norris for guillotine operator.
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.
On a side note... AP is reporting that the 11th Circuit just issued a 9-2 decision that intercepting location data from a mobile device is not a search requiring a warrant because in the current environment no one would expect such privacy.
A cell phone receives an activation code from the tower that causes it to divluge its location.
A cell phone receives an activation code from the tower that causes it to activate its microphone, whether in conjunction with answering a phone call or not.
Again...the process to cause a cell phone to divulge its location IS IDENTICAL to the process used to cause it to divulge the conversations within microphone range of the phone.
The court's argument says there is no expectation of privacy with cell phones.
By the same contorted logic we could justify murder by stating there was no expectation of immortality.
The idiocy is plain to see. Who in their right minds would establish such a principle when it could be applied to them?
Government collects information through third parties. It's legal.
The government collects information through Chuck Norris.
There is a provision for courts in the Constitution. However, no court today has survived the weight of Zion and tyranny.
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.
Lady Justice may be blind folded, but she sure can hear Zion's admonishments.
Being a Southerner, I have good friends in Texas and have spent much time in the state. Now I am often asked the question by yankees and westerners if Texas is "in the South", my answer is straightforward and on the mark: Texas is in Texas.
Texas is the center of Texas-centric views, so it's the Center Of The World, which means that:
Texas is on the Island of Delos, which is part of the Middle Kingdom, which, of course, is in.... you guessed it.... IN TEXAS !!
The trick to remember is that Texas is always with you. Texas, love it... or what else!?
Love it, or...go live in a van by the Passaic River!
+100
Is the Passaic flamable?
It was, back in the days when they actually made stuff in NJ.
I'm confused
Federal Armed Forces, State Armed Forces, various Federal and State Armed Agencies, an Armed Population, and recently some Armed ISIS sympathizers and Wannabe-Armed Terrorists...
... All against Chuck Norris? IS THAT FAIR ???
Not fair for them, no.
No way! But maybe they can get some help from the Russkies and Chicoms.
I was surprised to see you commenting on this light hearted thread. I look to you for serious European comment but I find you are a Texan at heart. Welcome!
Chuck is the MAN but he has plenty of help. Did you notice that a 60 year old, un-named Garland police officer stopped a terrorist attack in progress with two shots (2 kills, no arrests, no collateral damage)? Chuck has backup, even if he doesn't need it.
never been in Texas, me. but I've been drunk with and had even a few fights with Texans (usually Marines) long time ago, I'd say enough to "grok" some of the "Texanity" of Texas
anyway, man, Chuck needs some handycap. perhaps he should fight blindfolded
If it was, like, an MMA fight with Norris against God, who would win? Ahhh, OK, what if it was a "Mini-Norris"?
ah, the slighly blasphemous kind of humour. well, in such a case, we'd have Chuck against his biggest fan and cheerleader. no way
they would just have to decide who is the hero and who is the sidekick, and would probably switch the roles, from time to time, because Chuck is such a gentleman
Don't mess with Texas! Or Chuck!
Does it seem strange to anyone that the same government that spends hundreds of billions to supposedly protect the country from foreign invasion is at the same time throwing out the welcome mat along the southern border for millions of foreign invaders? Or is it just me?
You can be driving out in the desert in Texas. Drive for miles and miles, no cars, nothing around for miles, and come across a sign in the road in the middle of nowhere that says:
Don't mess with Texas!
They talk a lot of shit but yet some of their cities are 100% over-run with illegals.
It's a weird place
"They talk a lot of shit but yet some of their cities are 100% over-run with illegals."
When you say "illegals", I asume you mean "Mexicans". The "Mexicans" here (US citizens, legal immigrants and illegal immgrants) are better Texans than the US White Trash moving here from The East & West coasts and the Great Lakes with their prog politics, unions and hateful, divisive social ideas.
Don't shit yourself, If Texans of Mexican ancestry voted Democrat, Texas would be as blue as Baltimore. They don't and it isn't.
Bear in mind that Texas was part of Mexico longer than it has been part of the USA. We get along just fine, thank you.
I don't think the history of Texas (never mind Nueva Espana) is all that well known, inside the United States, never mind internationally. Annexed in 1844! Secured via the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican%E2%80%93American_War
Actually, Texas became a state on December 29, 1845.
Texas declared independence from Mexico on March 2, 1836 and won it at the Battle of San Jacinto on April 21, 1836. It was an independent Republic from then until statehood.
Timeline at http://www.lsjunction.com/events/events.htm
I know that there are places in San Antonio that I was safe to be in 10 years ago that are no longer safe
I know there are signs along 10 outside El Paso warning people of illegal activity
I know there are entire national parks in Texas that are now "No-Go" areas for tourists with signs posted at the entrance (Big Bend is one I think) telling people not to go into them. I don't know of any other state in the coutnry that has "no-go" areas in national parks, this land have just been given over to complete lawlessness.
I know that there are a lot of other areas in the country that have suffered also and as badly, but, collapse of law and order in certain parts of Teaxs are unacceptable, and, are counter to the image of Texas that the people who live there like to project.
That being said I actually like Texas a lot, but they are not exceptional in any way, at least not anymore.
Well, yes. The Narcos are taking over the Mexican Gov. There were more '''terrorist" killings in Mexico than in the middle east for several years running. Some of that spills across the border. The Feds won't do anything about it (Big Bend National Park is a good example). But by and large, the extreme violence of the Mexican Narco Wars hasn't come to Texas in a big way. It may yet. Who knows?
So far, the credit for relative peace along the Texas border with Mexico has to go to well prepared citizens and local law enforcement cooperating informally on both sides of the river.
In my lifetime, Texas has gone from being a rural state to an urban one. Big cities have big city problems. Texas is no exception to that. But again, co-operation between well prepared citizens and local law enforcement have kept large scale trouble to a minimum. That may not last but then again, it may. Who knows?
Note that the local Moslem Mosque in Garland spoke against both the people who put on a provocative exhibit and those who attacked it. No one (locally) is calling for violent retaliation against the Garland police or the officer who killed the two terrorists. That is a bit exceptional, I think.
Man aren't Texans like so stupid to complain about Jade Helm you guys? I mean it's not like our government would ever invade anywhere based on lies and false pretexts amirite?
Frankly, just about the only thing I share with some of you Christofascist gay hating drug warrior nutjobs is an intense suspicion of the intentions of FedGov and a frank revulsion at touching its fake money.
@czarangelus, well, you have more in common with us than you think. Almost upvoted you for being suspicious of their intentions. But had to downvote b/c your metro-male use of the language is just annoying. Not sure how you gleemed that some of us are gay-hating. And what is a "drug warrior" ?
im not gay hating, i just don't give a fuck. so quit pushing it in my fucking face you douche canoe faggot. you can fuck billy goats for all i care, just keep it to yourself.
Anyone notice that this Lt. Col. Mark Lastoria that gave the little town hall reassurance is a military contractor/consultant?
depends on what the meaning of "just" is - don't trust anybody / anything in this radical leftist admin. Trust but VERIFY
Now this is a funny 19 seconds...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOzTvDlT_Yw
Chuck you need to have nukes.
It's not necessary. When Chuck Norris farts, the yield is approx. 100 megatons.
Best to clear the room, and keep going. LMAO
So, they are going to have soldiers in civilian clothes driving around in civilian vehicles shooting weapons that contain blanks? In Texas? Good idea. What could possibly go wrong?
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Gov. Greg Abbott and Chuck are telling people something important.
Don't trust what the Govt. tells you it's doing, you need to watch what it IS actually doing.
I'm glad to see someone in the public eye who has the balls to say to the Feds "If you want to come into our state, you're going to be watched every step of the way."
A lot of people still haven't wised up to the fact that the only way out of this criminal cabal is if the States simply nullify Federal "Laws" and not comply. They have done it with legalizing MJ and refusing Obamacare, so there's no reason to submit to Federal tyranny in any other aspect as well, as long as people mobilize in their State and refuse to submit.
These cockroaches know what they're doing is illegal and they can't stand the daylight an open confrontation would put them in.
The Bundy Ranch standoff made the cockroach Harry Reid, his BLM crony buddy and his dirty Chinese land deal blow right up in his face.
Even a subtly snarky Tyler thinks Chuck Norris and Abbott are amusing because they have principles that they will stand up for but I'd like to think there are many more out there that would stand up as well.
There better be, because we're going to need all the help we can get, sooner than later.
shovelhead: +1000
Yes, Shovelhead understands the way power works, a lot of it is confidence, a confidence game, using bankers & lawyers, and... just taking things when you have people put in place.
Obviously politicians at the state level and Federal level work for years to put people in place. Big Ag, Big Pharma, seem to be masters at this as well. Lobbying is big power and works absolutely at the Federal Level.
States, Counties, Municipalities, School Systems are dependent on Federal Funding.
Money independence must be a Goal at the Various Levels of State Governments. I just don't know what sacrifices this means. Probably Spirit and a 'sense of Duty' has to be developed to face the sacrifices.
The Tylers and others _must_ snicker at Norris and Abbott. It's too tempting. Laughing at Texans is the easiest way for Yankees and Kalifornicans to acquire a derived sophistication right before moving in next door to me.
For anybody that thinks this guy is a patriot, his contract with the NRA to be their spokeman is a cool ONE MILLION dollars. This shithole doesn't do anything unless it helps build his image so he can sell it for a higher dollar. FUCK CHUCK NORRIS!
So, promoting oneself in a free market to earn a living makes one a shithole? It is anti-patriotic? Please explain how that works.
Hey arm chair commando you go tell him yourself dick head .
God I hate progressive cunts.
If the NRA were paying two million, it would still be a bargain. But I think he is doing the ads for free. Got any links supporting your statement?
Chuck will karate-chop your head off.
1033eruth = troll
it's called capitalism you troll, now how much are you getting paid to troll this site? See even progressive robots like yourself can learn a thing or two about freedom!
I think the NRA is pretty useless. There are organizations far smaller with a fraction of the budget, who have done more for gun rights. I think NRA is more of a money machine than anything else.
I don't give a fk. I stand with Chuck.
Chuck Norris 2016
So, Texas stands up for its sovereignty and Tyler joins in on the mockery.
Really dissappointed, Tyler.
Ummmm....maybe that's because Texas isn't sovereign. It's a subsidiary of the USA. In case you haven't been keeping up on recent events, it has been that way since 1845.
I'm a 5th generation Texan, and these "sovereignty" morons embarass me deeply. It's just another example of the fantasy worlds that people immerse themselves in when they beome uncompetitive and irrelevant in the real one.
Using the word "Sovereign" here loosely, as it applies to the fact that states still have individual rights which should not be impinged upon by the Federal government, as the Tenth Amendment states.
Maybe your apologetic embarrased Federalist 5th generation redface belongs in some other state.
You just don't get what the "Civil War" was about , do you?
Yes, I do undestand the Civil War. The problem is the federal government has deviated so far away from the Supreme Law of the Land (US Constitution), that states have begun to re-affirm their rights granted by the 10th by passing non-binding resolutions in this regard.
When the Federal government begins operating outside the bounds of the Constitution, resistance should be asserted. States are our best hope in that regard. So I take this act by the governor as a simple message to the Fed that we are watching, and will not simply lay down and allow them to steam-roll over us. I have deep respect and trust in our soldiers, as most people do. But if they are ever ordered to act against the citizens, then that respect and trust will evaporate in a nanosecond.
You are very naive.
that's the problem. you are using the word "sovereign" very loosely. for domestic political purposes. changing it's internationally recognized content and meaning
which then it's annoying when used in the international discussions, where the "Rest of The World" content and meaning would apply
Everyone has sovereignty. We theoretically still own our bodies. No one in Euroland would understand this as you are clearly the property of the state.
"internationally recognized" Now that IS funny.
We should all be pleased that International discussions have now decided who and what has sovereignty.
Please tell us what the "internationally recognized" definition of freedom is.
Habituation: The diminishing of a physiological or emotional response to a frequently repeated stimulus.
First time you see soldiers on US soil carrying automatic weapons, it is shocking. A few more times and it ceases to be so. Especially when combined with ineffectual local political responses to local poltiical situations by purposefully ineffectual leaders who are simultaneously working on Federalization of all policing activity. Purposeful incompetence from below in order to facilitate benign protection from above, especially as the need to mount less "biased" and less "racist" responses mandates more intervention from above, because that's what the "people" want. No matter that the "people" are a combination of astroturf migrant protestors/looters and race baiting ambulance chasers.
Push/pull. Carrot and stick.
Rock and a hard spot.
Hammer and anvil.
You figure it out.
Azz Kicking, Freedom Reviving, Hillary face-fking, Obama Neck Stomping 2016 Dream Team:
P: Ted Cruz
VP: Rand Paul
Speaker with Big Stick: Chuck Norris
Humans in the aggregate are way too stupid to make the above happen.
Azz Kicking, Freedom Reviving, Hillary face-fking, Obama Neck Stomping 2016 Dream Team:
P: Ted Cruz
VP: Rand Paul
Speaker with Big Stick: Chuck Norris
Humans in the aggregate are way too stupid to make the above happen.
Cruz is controlled oppoisition -mega israeli asskisser. Don't be fooled by him and his Goldman sachs executive wife. I really like Norris -though he supported Huckaby in 2008 -he became a great admirer of Ron Paul.
You're right. The U.S. will never see an election in 2016. The party will be long over by then
Rumor has it Chucks beard is made of Copper wire.
I heard it was Kevlar
You should take Chuck Norris' comments seriously. Unless you will be happy as a slave to the new owners... You are probably on the red list...
ChuckWalkerTexasFuckinRangerNorris........Fuck Yeah! !!
Where was Chuck Norris when Waco happened?
It must be a coincidence that the film "Texas Rangers" is on British BBC TV tonight.
JH15 just got more interesting.
Chuckles Norris is an aged has been wannabe tough guy wimp with early onset dementia IMO. If Jade Helm 15 knocked on his back door he would hide in his safe room like all of Hollywood's 'tough guys' do when they hear a knock at the door. Frankly, Chuckles Norris is 'tough' like Phil Spector IMHO. All guns and no guts. Furthermore, Chuckles is a little short dude with an inferiority complex the size of Texas.
He's like 75 years old, and can still whip your ass.
Back to your video game; wait I hear your mom and boyfriend calling you for food. Just elbowing you a little.
Mother dearest took a dirt nap a decade ago. I'm old, and the last video game I played was PAC MAN in the late 70s. I don't mind the elbows. Frankly, I deserve them when they manifest, and I am a good sport too.
<- Chuck Norris
<--Bruce Lee
If the big fight would have ever happened between the two who would've won?
BL won. Get over it.
Under PKA rules, probably Chuck. Freestyle, Bruce. Interestingly, after training with Bruce, Chuck went on to dominate PKA for several years.
What about Chuck Norris vs. Tim Howard, the Secretary of Defense?
Chuck Norris is so tough he eats coal for breakfast -then shits out diamonds for dinner.
Mr. Norris better stay in the spotlight or he might have an intentional accident. I hope not and I pray this nation will understand its problems increase and have increased with its denial of Christian values upon which it was founded. We have turned our backs on the fixed moral values and now embrace, by law and culturally, immoral laws & values..every nation in the world has fallen into permanent decay on that formula.
Yes, an accident like the one experienced by the "real" Crocodile Dundee!
http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/hardtruth/crocodile_dundee.htm
Tuco
very sad; my entire family liked him...seriously, if that is true, then it may be the picture of what is coming...God bless you.
"Concerned Texans and Americans are in no way calling into question our brave and courageous men and women in uniform..."
Gawd how I wish those (even like Chuck Norris) would STOP with the saccharin-gooey fawning patronization over a strictly volunteer armed forces who, incidentally and through no fault of their own, are NOT 'fighting for our freedoms', nor engaged in a fight for 'freedom & democracy' all over the Gawd-Damned Globe... This fucking dancing like Tinker bell on eggshells any time a reference to the armed forces comes up - or for that matter, any agent of the government that wears a uniform, is SICKENING. ENOUGH WITH THE BOOT-LICKING...
Much brave, we all are. Fiercely defending our freedoms from the security of our anonymous keyboard.
Chuck Norris recently took a test comprised of the 100 most difficult problems known to man.
Chuck Norris wrote - "Violence" as the answer to every problem and of course scored a 100% on the test.
Because
Everyone knows that Chuck Norris solves every problem with violence.
Chuck Norris solves every problem with violence because, in his world, violence works. We are not in Polyanna's world.
Chuck Norris solves violent every violent problem with violence. Fixed it for ya ... you dumb fuck.
I don't get it -
what is
"violent every violent problem with violence"
?
'Shut the fuck up Donny" -
Oh, really?? Who else is in on it??
“While multi-state training exercises such as these are not unique to the military....”
It is good to hear this sort of thing has been going down bit by bit under the cover of darkness.
When Chuck Norris is day trading, Chuck Norris can remain irrational longer than the market can remain solvent.
We, all, need to be in better physical and mental shape for what's coming.
I would like to comment on the above statement and also add that the additional commas as in "We, all,"
are unnecessary. So there.
If I were really paranoid I would say the purpose of the exercise is to monitor the militas and their response to it. What is their strength, armament, key leaders, ect.. To put seasoned special forces who have been fighting for ten years in god-awful places on a goose-chase through the summer heat in the American Southwest makes no sense. Perhaps someone could ask about CIA and NSA involvement as well? No straight answer of course but it would be nice to see them lie. Glad I am not paranoid.
"I would say the purpose of the exercise is to monitor the militas and their response to it. What is their strength, armament, key leaders, ect."
Nah...if that were their objective, all they'd need to do is send some agents to threaten to kick a guy off his ranch, or take over his mine :o
This has all the makings of a big "fake-out"...one more psy-op.
There is a fear of militia because they are "unorganized". Drives the elite bat shit crazy, because there is no one organization or leader to compromise. This is what made Bundy Ranch so effective, a loose knit forming of militia groups that made decisions in a collective manner, all out in the open with no secret bullshit. Any hierarchical strucuture that tries to commander or take control of something is generally compromised in some way. TPTB setup the corporate structure for goodness sakes...they've had centuries of practice at it. It's the 'pyramid' top down system of control.
If anyone is looking for a Texas real estate agent, I know a really hot one.
Chuck vs Congress; who wins?
Chuck Norris by a mass default.
Chuck Norris is America's Vladimir Putin.
Smith is right. Those people are hysterical idiots.
Bit of an "asshole" vibe coming from the author.
Nothing Norris said was unreasonable, yet the author of this piece is clearly rolling his eyes while writing it.
I agree with you ! Sarcasm all the way. I was thinking he was a paid troll . That was my impression, since the clips from the tv shows were edited in, and because of the complete mockery of Chuck and his article . I thought what Norris said seemed very resonable and common sense..
Biden/Norris 2016
1) The licking of military ass negates anything else he might have said. Every single armed forces volunteer is part of the enemy.
2) if you think the Texas government is one iota better than the federal government you are fucking stupid. The governor of Texas is working for the same fuckers Obama is, I promise you. Oh wait... You think politicians wield power? Excuse me while I laugh in your face.
3) Anyone mouthing off about the sovereignty of Texas is likewise retarded. In case you haven't noticed we live in a union, NOT a confederacy. Name me one time in American history that states rights advocates have prevailed in cases where it actually counted... I'll wait.
4) As a corollary to the above, expect Texas to get its peepee smacked nice and hard if I'm wrong and this isn't theatre. The governor of Texas doesnt command enough troops to matter.
5) A word to you idiots going on about the invasion from the south... those illegals are coming up because big business wants them here. It makes labor cheaper. Before you start shooting desperate people trying to make life better for their families, how about shooting business owners who knowingly hire illegals? Funny that NOBODY ever suggests doing that. It's easier to blame poor desperate brown people.
I think your point about USA not being a Confederacy speaks to the points I have been making and considering.
I see it as a problem the Political Power is drawn to VICHY DC and Banking power is Special Advantages given to Prime Dealers and TBTJ VICHY Wall Street Banks. Military Power is centered on VICHY DC and the Lobbyists/Foundations/Think Tanks/and Neoliberal Networks. Economic Power is shared between VICHY Wall Street and their Minions and Captured Federal Officials.
- Doctrine Changes in Crisis and is made up on the Spot
- Doctrine is then written down and disseminated
- Power is about Funding, Ability to Fund, Sources of Funds
- Money Creation and the Power of TBTJ Banks to Create Money out of Thin Air is unlimited Power
- Taxing is Power
- Charging Banking Fees, Raising Banking Fees, on your Clients that put money in your lending Bank is Mind Control Power
- Putting Your Interest Rate on Loans and Lending and Investments is Power
- Putting Negative Interest Rates on Investments or Savings Accounts is Power (Mind Control)
- FED Buying of Toxic Assets is Power
- Removing Savings Accounts as Required Assets for Bank Lending is Power
Question:
Where are the Major US Economic Powers in the USA? (This is important since money is transferred to corporations by government & Households & Businesses... and Wealth Inequality and enrichment of a few is obvious to everyone)
- It appears clear that Wealth is required to make money and get rich, but positioning yourself in Finance, Insurance, Real Estate is another way to express this
- VICHY DC & VICHY WALL STREET along with K STREET and MADISON AVENUE Propagandist only indicate the power of the MIC-Security Apparatus which is directed by Bankers
It ain't paranoia if it's true.
Maybe the States Governors should have their own "fictitious" military maneuvers using the National Guard and local law enforcement at their command to practice against a "pretend" lawless and illegitimate dictatorial Federal Government. They could practice shutting down Federal facilities within the states and rounding up the Federal saboteurs.
Except that the national guard is, ultimately, under federal control. News flash: this is not a confederacy.
True, one of the things our Founding Fathers warned us about was the rise of 'select militias'. These were men given government issued arms and special training...precisely what we see today. This is in effect a 'standing army' and exactly what the Constitution meant to avoid. Google 'Concern over select militias'.
Not an Expert on Human Ethos, Patriotism, Family tradition, Family Legacies BUT an NCO or Officer always has the power to Disobey Orders even if it takes putting rounds into the Chamber when you were supposed to be on a No Fire Exercise.
Look this is well known. When we are close to the End of the world it may come down to just one man stopping and Disobeying.
Officers are trained to plan for Fully Successful outcomes.
If you are National Guard and your Unit is being Asked to Stand Up and Support Federal Take Over... You have to search your soul and figure out where to be and what you will do.
A Real Officer is not afraid to get in your face with a Loaded Weapon even in a No Fire Military Exercise.
Annnddd... history says the military will follow it's orders. Besides, what do you mean by a federal takeover? As the author of the article pointed out, Texas is ALREADY under federal jurisdiction. Rightly or wrongly, we have a union rather than a confederacy and as such federal powers supercede those of a state. No takeover is required; Texas is NOT a sovereign entity,
I haven't given much of a narrow opinion, but I see that Opinions vary.
The Spending on the Federal Government, the Huge Federal Budget, the Exponential Growth of the Federal Budget, the Huge Spending and basing around the Globe of the US Military, the whole concept of USA as a Superpower: Financial, Corporate, Global Economic, Global Military, Global Political... none of this is in the US Constitution AT ALL.
The Central Government Power Grab and Give Away of Banking Charters to Wall Street and the FED have been going on for like 130 years... so it is a strategy of slowing changing the Culture so that Business/Banking/British Trading Powers/ can Ally with Germany, NATO, and ZIO powers for some Global Trading Empire which takes the power from the Sovereign People of the USA... and Take the Sovereign Power from any other Country we want for Pure Greed, Wealth, Power and Control.
They are doing this until the USA and Europe probably collapse again. Then on to Asia or Oceana.
This can be Described as Looting, Hoarding, Corrupting Government, and Leveraging Wealth and Power for more Money and Control.
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- Our Republic Became a Banking-Military-Corporate-Republic
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** But it is not Authorized by the US Constitution **
*** Nothing Says the Central Government can Grow and Give away Banking Power to Feed Greedy Corporations ***
Look I've met some hard asses in charge and maybe didn't learn enough from the experience.
But, a confrontation between a hard ass from Texas, Utah, Arizona, Alaska, California... with the Federal Military may resolve itself through logic in 90% of the cases.
You want to come on my base, you want to get involved in my business or operation, you better have Generals and Regulations to back you up.
I don't want to Disrespect anyone. Military People are all Hard Asses. You come here, you prove what power you have to back you up. If you overstate your position, you are saying the Federal Force doesn't mind hurting Civilians in Texas.
We all want to work it out.
We don't want to shoot anybody, you don't want to shoot anybody. But the Fact is we have to have a confrontation in the American Tradition.
You face me. I face you. Maybe one of us is a bad ass and smart as shit. Resolution comes from Confidence, Logic, Power, Status, Laws, Regulations...
Yeah, it may come down to Bravado.
In certain conditions on a ship for instance there is a split second where the commander or NCO may be in control. He may control the destiny of the whole country or world depending on if he disobeys a lawful order.
I think it would be naive to think National Guard and local law enforcement are not part of JH. Local LE eat thIs shit up. They get to wear their SWAT gear for several weeks straight. I have no evidence to support this, but I would be very, very, very surprised if locals were left out.
YeeHaw! Rangers to the Rescue?
Roger's Rangers is a good Booklet.
Do not stand and wait for your enemy to select how he will attack you. Do not cluster up in columns as you travel to the confrontation.
Use the bushes, forests, rocks, and terrain to hide and strike your enemy.
Because anything US special forces have done in the past 60 has been constitutional. Traitors.
If Texans are truly interested in protecting their property and families, their best move would be to institute a People's Armed Guard (PAG). Essentially PAG would use armed Texans to protect their interests. PAGs could patrol neighborhoods close to where govt shananigans are going on, schools, retail centers, parks, public water ways and utilities. Heck why not look at the Jade 15 project as an opportunity to try and see how easy it would be to put together PAG style outfit?
I am in no way attemping to dissuade the sentiment. But 9 months from now 51% of people are going to vote for a woman who sold uranium mines to russian oligarchs.
The situation in baltimore is nothing compared to the life choices that people (including bill) make.
Did she do that? Isn't that the same period where we lost high tech for satellites to Chinese buyers? Anyway I don't trust Private Corporate Executives not to dismantle the USA.
Bill did major damage to the USA.
Clinton deregulated the banks and gave away the farm.