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ISIS Warns Of "Harsher And Worse" US Attacks After Claiming Responsibility For Botched Texas Shooting

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On Sunday evening, two men were shot and killed outside the Curtis Culwell Center in Garland, Texas where a cartoon contest was underway featuring depictions of the prophet Mohammed. At the time, we reported that ISIS had taken credit for what ultimately appears to have been a botched attempt to carry out an attack similar to the massacre at Charlie Hebdo in France: 

And while the FBI did not have any immediate comments or speculation on the reason behind the attack, according to the Site intel group, overnight it was Islamic State supporters who took "credit" for the bungled shooting attack.

Today we learn that indeed, ISIS has officially claimed responsibility. Here’s more from CNN:

ISIS has claimed responsibility for the attack outside the Prophet Mohammed cartoon contest in Garland, Texas -- and warned of more attacks to come

 

In a broadcast on its official radio channel Tuesday, the group said two Al Khilafa soldiers attacked the event. Al Khilafa is how ISIS refers to its soldiers.

 

The two gunmen, Elton Simpson and Nadir Soofi, wounded a security guard before police shot and killed them.

 

The ISIS radio announcer also referred to Simpson and Soofi as the terror group's "brothers."

 

While ISIS claimed responsibility two days after the Sunday attack, there was no immediate indication that the terror group in Iraq and Syria actually had contact with Simpson or Soofi, who both lived in Phoenix.

CNN then makes the very astute observation that there appear to have been very subtle “clues” that one of the shooters was an ISIS sympathizer — clues like creating a Twitter hashtag in hopes your attack will become a trending topic, tweeting out your own goodbye message to the world, and pledging allegiance to the leader of ISIS: 

U.S. authorities have said they are investigating whether Sunday's shooting has any link to international terrorism. But there are clues that one of the gunmen was an ISIS sympathizer. Moments before the attack, Simpson posted an ominous tweet with the hashtag #texasattack: "May Allah accept us as mujahideen."

 

The tweet also said he and his fellow attacker had pledged allegiance to "Amirul Mu'mineen," which means "the leader of the faithful." CNN terrorism analyst Paul Cruickshank said that likely refers to ISIS leader Abu Bakr al Baghdadi.

This of course marks the first attack claimed by ISIS on U.S. soil. Here’s a recap of events from Al Arabiya:

"Two of the soldiers of the caliphate executed an attack on an art exhibit in Garland, Texas, and this exhibit was portraying negative pictures of the Prophet Mohammed," the jihadist group said.

 

It was the first time ISIS claimed to have carried out an attack in the U.S. 

 

Police said two men drove up to the conference center Sunday in Garland, Texas, where the right-wing American Freedom Defense Initiative was organizing the controversial cartoon contest, and began shooting at a security guard. 

 

Garland police officers then shot and killed both men.

 

According to U.S. media reports, the two suspected jihadists were Elton Simpson, 31, and Nadir Soofi, 34, who shared an apartment in Phoenix, Arizona. 

 

Simpson was being investigated by the FBI over alleged plans to travel to Somalia to wage holy war, court records show.

As mentioned above, the two men were Elton Simpson and Nadir Soofi, shown here: 


From The Washington Post on Simpson:

Simpson was born in Illinois and converted to Islam at a young age, court documents show. The government began investigating him in 2006, recording conversations between him and a paid informant.

 

In May 2009, according a federal court document, Simpson told an FBI informant: “It’s time to go to Somalia, brother.” He added: “It’s time. I’m tellin’ you man. We gonna make it to the battlefield…it’s time to roll.”

 

Simpson was arrested by the FBI in January 2010 after a lengthy investigation. He was charged with lying to agents in connection with terrorism. Authorities suspected he was trying to fly to Somalia, but Simpson claimed at the time he had intended to travel to South Africa to go to school and study Islam there.

 

Following a bench trial, a judge dropped the terrorism enhancement, citing insufficient evidence. 

And from CNN about both men:

In 2011, Simpson was convicted of making a false statement involving international and domestic terrorism.

 

Prosecutors said he told FBI agents that he had not discussed traveling to Somalia to engage in "violent jihad" -- when, in fact, he had, according to an indictment.

 

Simpson was sentenced to three years of probation, court records show...

 

Soofi was born in Garland and spent the first three years of his life there, his mother said, according to The Dallas Morning News.


"He was raised in a normal American fashion," Sharon Soofi said. "Yes, he was very politically involved with the Middle East. Just aware of what's going on. I don't know if something snapped or if Elton Simpson was just working on him."


Sharon Soofi also said her son had an 8-year-old boy whom he adored.


"He put his son above everything," she said. "The hard thing to comprehend is why he would do this and leave an 8-year-old son behind."


Soofi's father is Pakistani, and his mother is American, a source with knowledge of the family told CNN.


After his parents divorced, Soofi and his brother moved to Pakistan to live with their father and stepmother, the source said.

 

In the 1990s, Soofi attended a prestigious private school in Islamabad. The source added that the boys left abruptly at some point, ostensibly to go live with their mother.

And one Chevy Cobalt was harmed in the making of this story...

Their neighbors in Phoenix said they had no clue about what they were going to do.

 

Ariel Whitlock was actually about to buy a car from Simpson. She was horrified to see the same black Chevrolet Cobalt, damaged from the attack, on the news.

 

"I'm getting goose bumps thinking about it right now just because I wanted to buy that car," she told CNN's Kyung Lah. "On the news, I see it, it's just blown up. I'm like, 'I was going to purchase that car.'"

*  *  *

Here is the statement from ISIS in which the group warns of further attacks...

This fair was conducting a competition of offensive cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad. The brothers were killed during an exchange of fire, and we ask God to welcome them into heaven. And we say to America... that what is coming is worse and more bitter, and you will see from the soldiers of the Islamic State what ill will come.  

...which ends with the following ominous passage and very accurate — if a bit tautological — observation that the future is indeed "right around the corner"...

The Islamic State soldiers will inflict harm on you with the grace of God. The future is just around the corner.

As we said on Monday, if indeed ISIS has found its way to the US, whether for pure provocation, false flag or any other "purposes" of inciting terrorist acts, this will likely be just the first of (many) other attacks which will see the successor of al Qaeda take responsibility for.

 

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Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:00 | 6061238 buzzsaw99
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awesome, brought to you by carl's jr.?

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 07:48 | 6061201 blabam
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Cue zerohedge lovefest for backward religion. 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:04 | 6061254 Meta_Consciousness
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No one here supports Islam.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:13 | 6061286 Latina Lover
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But we support the second amendment, so that makes us even worse than Muslims.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:38 | 6061362 Monetas
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How's your homework assignment coming .... list 10 things you love about America ?

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:58 | 6061676 Freddie
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I support leaving people and countries alone.  The elites manipulate wars and proxy wars and hide behind religion.  Right now you have them in the Ukraine pushing Western (catholic) church against Eastern Orthodox Church.   The more the elites kill off on both sides - the easier it is for them to take control.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 07:50 | 6061205 AUD
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Those guys have to be in the running for the 2015 Darwin award

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:28 | 6061569 BurningFuld
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ISIS needs to start hiring old ladies...caus' they would have done a better job.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 07:54 | 6061206 Bill of Rights
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More false flag boogieman shit...Fuck off already.

 

PS. To all Texans, anyone running into a store or down the street yelling Allah! shoot them in the face.

 

Your Countrymen thank you.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 07:51 | 6061207 buzzsaw99
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btw, if those two are indicative of the quality of isis then wow, what a bunch of retards

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:24 | 6061549 GeezerGeek
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They were the 'JV' King Barry was talking about.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 07:53 | 6061209 Element
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If the west had any brains it would export all of these arseholes to jihad land ... let them do what comes naturally, and never let them, or any of the others back in again. The people who decided it was a great policy idea to write laws that would fill the West with Islam-aspirant morons, can go to jihad land with them. Two birds, one stone.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 07:59 | 6061233 buzzsaw99
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they would have flown those two to somalia as a public service to the citizens of the usa if they actually gave a damn about the usa which they don't.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:57 | 6061436 new game
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but, but we need cab drivers.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:28 | 6061562 GeezerGeek
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We don't need cab drivers if we've got Uber. But of course then we'd need cell phones and such, making our movements clear to the NSA. Of course there's also the problem of local regulatory agencies screwing Uber in the service of the cab companies, who probably make their share of campaign contributions to the regulators.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:34 | 6061589 Element
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Buy a car? Bus, Tram? Push bike?

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 07:52 | 6061211 tedstr
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Bring it.  The good news is these people are really dumb because Texans are armed to the teeth.  I love the smell of dead terrorists in the morning.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:06 | 6061263 Meta_Consciousness
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An ISIS supporter was shot while he was decapitati ng a woman in Oklahoma last year. He had already done it to one lady before attempting a second one.

 

Doesn't matter who you think started this. If you aren't armed, you're already a victim. 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:29 | 6061768 gimme soma dat
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After that beheading incident I found that guy's Facebook page and went through the last couple years of posts (all public).  They went from typically ghetto thug on the street with his homies to his finding religion and beginning spout his muslim beliefs and criticizing everything that didn't agree with them.  Some of his last posts were pictures from 9/11 and criticizing the way non-muslim women dress.  

 

I fear we will have more of this. If you've watched any video at all of these race riots, you see a lot of young black men needing a purpose in life and direction for their anger.  They are prime for conversion to radical Islam. 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:37 | 6061797 WillyGroper
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That's because Farcebook is not a Langley tool.

Right?

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 14:07 | 6062688 Meta_Consciousness
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Facebook is just like Wikipedia. Except without a user facing change log. That's only on the backend.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:36 | 6061789 WillyGroper
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You're gullible.

The new head of the FBI was on 60 minutes telling you what to believe by saying he'd been disciplined at work. He was fired.

You fricken Islamaphobes play right into the hands of divide & conquer. The first thing we did in Iraq a la Bremer, is steal the farmers seed & replaced them with MonSatan. You reverse these actions along with depleted uranium and tell us what your reaction would be.

Question your belief system. Your bigotry is showing.

Promoting death, our chief export, is wrong. There's enough blame to go all around to all groups.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 12:35 | 6062350 Meta_Consciousness
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Wanting to live free from the fear of being beheaded is not a phobia. 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 13:29 | 6062550 WillyGroper
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Your monikor betrays you.

Fear is a phobia allowing TPTB to manipulate you based on emotion.

This is exactly where they want you.

Grow a pair.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 14:05 | 6062681 Meta_Consciousness
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You aren't reading what I'm writing. You're reading what you want to see.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:55 | 6061427 RagnarRedux
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I smell stupid white people being played, YET AGAIN, by the ethno-oligarchs. Can't blame them, when it is so easy.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 07:56 | 6061212 Hannibal
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ISIS/CIA/CNN: Be afraid, be very afraid.

Unbelievable bullshit.!

edit; The easiest part of a false flag op is recruiting patsy's.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 07:52 | 6061213 Son of Captain Nemo
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Langley and Mossad...

Asshole buddies since the U.S.S. Liberty and 9/11!

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 07:54 | 6061216 overmedicatedun...
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heck these highly trained hit men, were taken out with a hand gun..curly larry and moe made better terrorists than those two idiots..and I have to have a body scan and hand groped my stuff cause these clowns might be on the plane?? this is the big terrorist threat?? disband HLS now.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 07:57 | 6061227 Baby Eating Dingo22
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LOL

I was just about to ask if their next attack was going to be pliers grabbing a nose or rip saw across the skull

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:07 | 6061264 COSMOS
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A Glocks with a 25 round clip is a formidable weapon

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:10 | 6061276 VinceFostersGhost
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Fancy guns can slow you down, those boys were taken down by a service revolver.

 

We like to call it old school.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:59 | 6061443 new game
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model 19, 4" blued, wood grips. outside panel very worn...

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:04 | 6061691 Freddie
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Don't believe everything the corrupt media tell you.  These patsies could have already been dead and dumped in this car.  I don't believe anything they tell us.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:26 | 6061554 Bytor325
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Glocks dont use clips.  Glock doesnt make 25 round magazines.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:40 | 6061613 Calmyourself
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Glocks use magazines, garands use clips.. just saying.. edit: no but they make nice 30 round mags for your glock, lots a fun..

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 07:56 | 6061217 Dr. Engali
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I wonder what the CIA-ISIS false flag will be. I suspect you New Yorkers are fucked. El Presidente is trying to protect you from a nuclear bomb after all, and we know how he fails at everything.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:46 | 6061390 Took Red Pill
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They already got NY & Boston, so I'm guessing LA is up next

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:27 | 6061557 Bytor325
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My $$ are on Chicago

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:06 | 6061700 Freddie
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Solves the pension and gang problems.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 07:55 | 6061218 williambanzai7
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Frick and Frack

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:08 | 6061266 VinceFostersGhost
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Picture?

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 07:56 | 6061223 Leszek
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"The present research found that the Muslim country mean IQ of 81 is half a standard deviation below the mean IQ of non-Muslim nations"

Low IQ explains a lot!

https://www.questia.com/library/journal/1P3-2018704731/the-comparison-of...

http://www.frontpagemag.com/2015/dgreenfield/low-iq-is-the-new-muslim-te...

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:01 | 6061242 Bill of Rights
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No kidding, hmm about at smart as our Local Cops...YOUR HIRED!

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:09 | 6061256 Element
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It's not just them that has the Low IQs, just look at the reporting a few weeks back of the weepy hysteria about the 700 to 950 refos that allegedly drowned from a capsized boat in the med.

http://www.news.com.au/world/africa/libya-migrant-boat-capsizes-700-fear...

I tried to find out details about this 'boat', which was claimed to have held 700 to 950 people and all I could find were images of a boat that suggested maybe 120 to 140 people could be squeezed on it, in a pinch.

i.e. the entire thing was bullshit, there never was any boat that held 700 to 950 people now dead people.

It was all an MSM propaganda beatup, by the same team of idiots, in the west, and its media lie machine, who want all of the West and Western Europe in particular, flooded with millions of redneck jihadi Muslim cretins as hardline welfare spongers and trouble makers, who will never fit in.

 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:09 | 6061272 Meta_Consciousness
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Since you want to go off-topic, you're claiming a mass drowning didn't occur because you couldn't find a picture of a boat YOU deemed large enough to hold them?

 

Maybe you just don't know how to look. Or estimate sizes. Lemme guess, all the women say you're bass is THIS big...

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:29 | 6061297 Element
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The onus is never on the hearer of a lie to 'prove' the lie is a lie. Or that my suspicion is either right, or even wrong. Or that the claims are wrong and were never substantiated. The onus is on the reporters, the weeping advocates and the hysterical claimants to PROVIDE MATERIAL EVIDENCE that any such thing had ever occurred.

They didn't.

They didn't even attempt to. So I went looking for it myself, and surprise surprise, it just wasn't there to be found. There was no evidence of any such boat ever capsizing, it was all apparently a lie. And not even an actual conspiracy, just an ordinary old opportunistic Wag-The-Dog type media hysteria-manufacturing reality-creating lie and drama to further someone's aims.

But hey, shoot the messenger! Maybe imprison the whistle-blowers while you're at it too?

 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:44 | 6061385 Monetas
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You're in good form this morning .... I up arrowed you .... you funny cunt ! LOL

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:39 | 6061612 StychoKiller
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Hmm, but the boat in question sank, hence making proof of the boat's existence kinda tough.  Would you consider 700 water-logged passports as proof enough?  (Oops, my bad, refugees don't carry passports!)

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:05 | 6061695 Element
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Yeah, well, claims stacked on claims stacked on more claims will tend to destabilize and sink without trace, SK.   :D

 

 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 12:38 | 6062361 Meta_Consciousness
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You keep that false flag in your back pocket, certain guys are going to give you a lot more attention than you expected. Depending in the color, of course.

Wed, 05/06/2015 - 01:37 | 6064520 Element
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You could try refuting what I said with evidence. I mean, if anything like what was claimed actually occurred it should be a piece of cake, right.

Did you look? What did you find? Nothing supporting their claims, right? And last night on BBC there were these scabby dipshits in a white rubber inflatable boat and as soon as the 'rescue ship' got along side, these opportunistic refo scumbags deliberately stabbed the inflation cells, and the thing suddenly began to sink on a perfectly cal sea, right then, and right there, with the camera on them.

So that's what's going on fool, a bunch of criminal scum, in calm waters, pretending to be allegedly at 'risk', when it is actually them who are deliberately sinking those boats, themselves, and drowning people. And on that basis you want that vile scum in Europe instead, do you?You are either one of them, or a fellow traveller, or just a fucking idiot - at best.

If the Italian and Greek navy's had any brains at all, or were even a bit serious about doing anything about this idiocy, they would steam up with a HD video camera rolling and a grenade launcher on deck, and pepper the sea all around their boats, and warn them to return to where they came, and don't even dream of coming back again, or the next time the rounds will go inside the boat instead. Then continue to video of them sailing away again in the direction that came from, and put that online. And just keep doing it.

The entire opportunistic criminal 'refugee crisis', that those devious little pricks are putting on, would come to a stop overnight, and thise whole opportunistic circus would be over permanently within a few days. The flood of fundamentalist Islamic cretins into Europe would cease. Just do the same to them coming in by road. Put a bullet through their hand and send them back for trying to steal from the taxpayers of europe.  For that's exactly how and where these conniving Europe hating wankers are coming from. Then the debt laden angry taxpayers of unemployed Europe would no longer have to go without, just so this filthy vile archaic scourge of religious medieval buffoons can infiltrate European cities at their enduring and unceasing cost.

At least the French had the balls to sent the Roma Gypsy scumbags back to South Eastern Europe. Now it is time for all of Europe to do the same to these criminal creeps.

But if you wanted to prove how regressed and fledgling your genitalia is, you've done very well. Trying to threaten someone online with the visitation of some of your muzzy twat pals is about as retarded and dipshit-ish as you can possibly get my friend.  :D   And just about as laughable.  lol  You have excelled! 

Now go buy some comfort-food, maybe a muffin with raisins, or maybe a pork cous-cous to salve your teary hypocrisy, and scoff it down and bloat-out for a bit, until mommy gets home, and you can tell her all about your imaginary world of make believing, and how it was impinged upon by some actual rude insistent facts, and how upsetting and disturbing it was to feel thoroughly unwanted and unloved.

'Meta Consciousness' is quite the appropriate monicker sweet, fragile fanciful one.  :D

 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:15 | 6061298 DutchBoy2015
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USA had the greatest number of morons per square mile/.

You Muslim hating dipshits don't even know that CIA/Mossad is behind most of the terrorist attacks, pinning it on Muslims so you shitheads have someone to hate.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:57 | 6061434 The Wedge
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Oh shit just got real! Say jew again dutchy, come on you know you wanna say it.  Say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it you know you can't hide it

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:54 | 6061871 WillyGroper
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Absolutely.

Forget your numbering system, algebra, water transport.

Stoopid, stoopid, stoopid.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 07:59 | 6061231 Ima anal sphincter
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Mossad Warns Of "Harsher And Worse" US Attacks After Claiming Responsibility For Botched Texas Shooting

Any and "all" terrorism originates from that shit country Israhell. The next time you hear the word terrorist, just replace it with Mossad to understand the "real" threat to mankind.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:08 | 6061267 Calmyourself
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You would think they would kill their enemies but no they are too smart for that..

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:24 | 6061322 Martian Moon
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This proclivity of the weak minded to look for the cause of all their ills outside their sphere of control is tiresome

There has been a coup

The CIA now controls America - it itself was taken over by imported Nazis following opoeration Paperclip in WW2

Your last real president was JFK

Everybody since (possible exception of Reagan-but he was neutralized fast enough) has been with the Company

The CIA and Mossad despise each other

 

 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:00 | 6061236 wrs1
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ISIS branch in the US is a bunch of limp dicks given this outcome.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:03 | 6061252 ozzzzo
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s/limp dicks/FBI patsies/

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:41 | 6061621 StychoKiller
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Yes, sed is your friend! :>D

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:00 | 6061237 Ain't No Sunshine
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Stange how all these gunmen/bombers are known by the FBI...

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:02 | 6061248 buzzsaw99
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fast and furious bitchez

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:20 | 6061312 Achilles Heel
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"You ask for a miracle I bring you the FBI"

- Hans Gruber

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:48 | 6061402 Monetas
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Connect the dots .... how does one policeman with a service revolver .... destroy a SUV ?

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:07 | 6061469 lex nulla
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Ayup, wondering about that myself.  No word of explosion in the story...  Yet that vehicle seems to be blown apart.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:33 | 6061584 Blano
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Cops blew the trunk open to get inside. 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:02 | 6061247 Blopper
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Isn't ISIS a terrorist group originated by the CIA for false flag purposes?

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:03 | 6061250 ozzzzo
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What a coincidence; another set of morons already involved with the FBI try a stupid attack and fail. If I was psychic I would predict that they got the guns (and the idea) from an FBI informant.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:03 | 6061251 Key-Rick
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Nadir: n. low point.  I'd say that's about right.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:54 | 6061424 Monetas
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Nadir ? ..... Omar ? ..... Nadir ! ..... Omar ! Nadir Omar Nadir Oh, Omar Oh, Nadir ...... was it good for you, too ?

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:06 | 6061262 CaptainMoonlight
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Bring it on, ISIS fagg0ts, we have an abundance of American-made lead waiting for you. You will get some of us, but rest assured, every one of you panzy azzes will be blown away in the process by American Patriots. You will find that taking Americans out is a little more difficult than ambushing those feckless, gunless, freedomless European pussies, or jumping 12 year old school girls (because actual women won't go near you, you fking cowards).

Please feel free to start your short-lived jerkhad in the Democratic states first though... California, New York, Connecticut, Colorodo, New Jersey, and most of all, Washington DC, Pennsylvania Avenue is a good place to start. Maybe we will delay our response a little if you help us clean those freeloader socialists up. But after that, it's coming for you.

We really can't wait to meet you. If you want blood, you got it. Come on over. The gates are wide open thanks to your inside boy, Obama.

 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:13 | 6061289 DutchBoy2015
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ISISs = Funded and armed by USA/Israel.  

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:41 | 6061366 Element
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If we tentatively agree to agree, that ISIS is funded by USA/Israel, (your assertion, not anyone else's), would you like them preserved for all time as innocents, or is it OK if they're summarily slaughtered, upon that general agreement?

Just wondering.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:06 | 6061467 Monetas
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Dutch Boy .... code for Muslim !

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:43 | 6061380 The Wedge
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Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:07 | 6061265 Savyindallas
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My apologies for giving all the credit to the CIA. Seems the FBI was involved with handling at least on of the alleged perpetrators:

http://21stcenturywire.com/2015/05/04/garland-shooter-elton-simpson-was-...

 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:21 | 6061535 Cthonic
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sickening

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:09 | 6061269 TomGa
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Pretty lame for ISIS. They should be embarrassed. Doubtful that they have any real association with these two.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:05 | 6061464 Hyjinx
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Most likely ISIS didn't even know who they were prior to this.  They are just attaching their brand to it in hopes of motivating more of the same - even if it fails miserably.  For their brand in the long run it is probably a bad idea because quality suffers but in the short term it could work out in volume.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:09 | 6061270 fiftybagger
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Another bad TV show, yawn.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:10 | 6061278 yogibear
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More things to piss off these radical Muslims and draw them in. Like shooting turkeys.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:12 | 6061284 DutchBoy2015
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ISIS= Funded and armed by USA/Israel

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:43 | 6061379 The Wedge
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Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:45 | 6061388 DutchBoy2015
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Yeah, we know you are a drunk shit for brains Americunt .

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:54 | 6061422 The Wedge
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Oh i am just getting started. Echo...echo hello say jew again. How about zioflabin. Say jew again

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:46 | 6061394 DutchBoy2015
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Yeah, we know you are a drunk shit for brains Americunt .

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:52 | 6061421 The Wedge
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Oh I just getting started

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:11 | 6061279 SheepDog-One
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'Next time, we aim for your wieners!'

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:19 | 6061282 teutonicate
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Even if this is not a false flag operation to justify more government expenditure to further trash the constitution for Americans in the name of fighting terrorism, it surely demonstrates the level of competance that ISIS can bring to bear on its "US front".

I say we pull the plug on the bloated homeland security apparatus and take our chances with these guys.

At least we will have a constitution to protect, as opposed to abdicating it on day one to a bunch of cultural marxists.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:19 | 6061310 Bill of Rights
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Homeland Security was set up to keep YOU in check not that bad guys. Same with the TSA this was put in place to strip you of any valuables upon leaving the Country, not saving lives. Basically both agency's are clean up men for the .gov nothing more.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:45 | 6061638 Calmyourself
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EXACTLY RIGHT, these agencies will turn on a dime to take care of you.  If your not a compliant sheep you will be the target quite soon..

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:13 | 6061287 chubbar
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Not a word about the open border to the south being a potential point of entry for terrorists, shocking.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:54 | 6061423 Jethro
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Its probably because those undocumented combatants will commit a form of terrorism that is a long, slow bleed of government entitlements over a lifetime of inactivity and subversion.  They won't assimilate or contribute, but just leach off of those that are. 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:14 | 6061294 DuneCreature
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Oooh, it was a cartoon contest alright.

Annnnd the winner isss, fielded from the M/I Complex and MOOSEHEAD training facility, …THE CARRR-LYE GROUP!

~ DC

 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:17 | 6061302 DutchBoy2015
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The Zionist goal is for shit  for brains Americunts to hate Muslims.  Thats why they did 911 and why they are behind funding and arming ISIS.

It works everytime.   Notice how many retards here are hating Muslims.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:22 | 6061319 Bill of Rights
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I have seen not one instance of hatred, only talks of killing them if need be.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:28 | 6061330 DutchBoy2015
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Why kill them when its the CIA/Mossad behind them?  Go kill them.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:38 | 6061363 The Wedge
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I think I saw that in a movie. You watch a lot of movies? It's true they're behind it all, man. They put all their plots in movies to throw you off the track but they haven't fooled you have they.

LOL

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:45 | 6061386 DutchBoy2015
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Truth is stranger than fiction. I don't watch Jewlywood movies, dipshit.  

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:50 | 6061411 The Wedge
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Man you got one hell of a tolerance. Tell us more truths, man.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:22 | 6061538 Billy Sol Estes
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Please stop posting

Wed, 05/06/2015 - 03:46 | 6064745 The Wedge
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no

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:33 | 6061352 The Wedge
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Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:40 | 6061365 The Wedge
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Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:27 | 6061329 DeliciousSteak
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Whitey and darkie working together, at least Islam isn't racist. Luckily these guys weren't trained.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:36 | 6061358 overmedicatedun...
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"Luckily these guys weren't trained."..your attempt a humor, NO? these guys were a danger to themselves just breathing..pathetic little shits ..seems these muslims like un armed civilians running marathons and  gun free zones like fort hood shooter. that idiot terrorist in france who shot himself yep these terrorist are a threat to themselves LOL

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:28 | 6061331 The Persistent ...
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This is why we have bankrupted our country? To save us from getting shot in the ankle?

If we have to have a boogeyman, cant it be someone actually scary? I miss the good old days when it was the Soviets who hated us for our freedoms. Now that was an enemy you could cower over.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:29 | 6061338 DutchBoy2015
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NO one  ever hated you for you so called ''freedoms''/  That is pure American brainwashing. FACT is many nations are far more free than the USA nad have been for decades.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:31 | 6061344 DeliciousSteak
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If you can't detect sarcasm as obvious as that this site probably isn't for you.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:35 | 6061350 buzzsaw99
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Gentlemen, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training. [agent zed, men in black]

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:28 | 6061333 loregnum
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Why was their cartoon contest for that going on? Was that something that happens yearly or was this new and part of a false flag?

I like it happening in Texas where they are going to be doing that "drill"...nothing fishy about that.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:32 | 6061348 DeliciousSteak
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I don't know the details but I know the organizer, Pamela Geller, has been an "anti-islam" warrior for a long time now. First time I read her writing was 10 years ago or so. This "contest" is certainly something she'd pull off.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:43 | 6061381 DutchBoy2015
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Pamela Geller.  pure KIKE roach

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:45 | 6061387 The Wedge
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Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:18 | 6061516 zeroaccountability
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I'll reply to that:  Thank you, Pamela.  At least SOMEONE in America has the gumption to stand up for American ideals.  She is doing something, taking action, getting 'off the porch', so to speak.  Others? (myself included, for which I loathe myself more each day) Not so much.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:33 | 6061349 Prober
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The global policy should be to ERADICATE the deadly dangerous islamic cult – put a bounty on their heads, recycle them all !!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:20 | 6061525 Billy Sol Estes
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Go away

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:43 | 6061367 mendolover
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More Gemini twins.  Big surprise.  And I think maybe ISIS should brush up on concealed carry laws in the US before they start spouting off about how big their balls are.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:41 | 6061375 barry2001
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If you are into drones check out this site : www.pickyourdrone.com

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:43 | 6061377 DutchBoy2015
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Get a couple of drones, arm them with canisters of Sarin, and fly them into Congress.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:49 | 6061403 The Wedge
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Wait a minute, wasn't that a movie plot. It was man, it was. Wait, are you a Hollywood writer? Holy shit man your like stupid famous.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:44 | 6061384 NoWayJose
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These two clowns were wearing 'body armor' yet were taken down by a cop's handgun. Kinda shows how important body armor is for preppers and would-be terrorists. If ISIS were serious, they would have gotten these guys some of the good US Army body armor they captured in Iraq.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:03 | 6061453 DuneCreature
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My call is the traffic cop had a little help from a sniper on the roof.

Dead perps are the most useful kind if you’re false flagging.

 

~ DC

 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:38 | 6061609 Blano
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2 head shots from the cop in the car. 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:51 | 6061653 DuneCreature
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If so, I AM impressed.

Adrenaline does funny shit to acquiring a decent sight picture.

Of course, donuts don’t help either.

~ DC

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:30 | 6061772 Blano
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That's per the cop at the press conference yesterday.

The other guy in the car, a security guard, was unarmed.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:45 | 6061389 mastersnark
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Me and my fellow voter friends were just discussing how ISIS seems to have quieted down, so this attack by Eastasia, I mean the Islamic State, did a great job reminding us why we desperately need DC employees to protect us.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:47 | 6061399 NoWayJose
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Amazing that this would happen in a state that is resisting Jade Helm?

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:51 | 6061412 Pasadena Phil
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Great disguises! Never would have suspected. There is no use profiling these guys.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:51 | 6061413 SirBarksAlot
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Come and take it "ISIS."

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 11:42 | 6061419 datura
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these false flags become tiresome

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:56 | 6061430 Jethro
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Something tells me that these dudes didn't get their 72 virgins.  Wrap them in pig skins and bury them with their ass facing mecca.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:09 | 6061709 DutchBoy2015
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Jethro=Shit for brains Americunt asswipe who thinks Muslims are the problem.   Its fucking CIA/Mossad posing as Muslims you goddam IMBECILE.

Go brush your tooth, Jethro.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 08:57 | 6061435 Tonesvette
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Big chickin' lickin' deal !   The day this country needs to be worried about a few nut cases running around with a couple guns is the day we should just close the doors and shut the lights.  We just need to use this as one more good reason for every lawful person in this country to arm themselves so ISIS, the Demolicans and Repubcrats are all on notice to back off.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:11 | 6061484 Billy Sol Estes
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Terrorists on the loose, y'all just better stay in your homes.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:02 | 6061450 JD59
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Well, I can tell you this old vet won't be losing any sleep from these satan filled fools. Because I will be cocked & locked with Jesus in me. No fear for this born again Christian veteran.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:02 | 6061451 TheFourthStoog-ing
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Even harsher attacks than this total failure of an attack?

Wow!

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:02 | 6061452 orangegeek
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Makes for good target practice and new technology testing on live subjects.

 

SWAT is hiring.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:02 | 6061454 wcvarones
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Worse? How could they do any worse?

Those guys were bozos.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:04 | 6061461 q99x2
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Don't let the CIA make threats against America like that. Arrest them. Arrest Lloyd Blankfein. Somebody call the police.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:10 | 6061481 Billy Sol Estes
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Man the Texas Nationalists are gonna start coming out of the wood work now. Eagerly awaiting slick Rick Davos Perry to comment on all this and how he needs to be president.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:11 | 6061485 CHC
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I guess the all wonderful, all powerful, all intrusive NSA or DHS wasn't much help in this attack, huh?  Untold billions if not trillions of dollars spent for nothing. What a crock of bullshit.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:12 | 6061490 Monetas
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Those two Nig-ers who shot people through a hole in their Chevy trunk .... were more effective than these two .... from a Phoenix mosque !

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:14 | 6061502 21centurydragon...
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If you haven't figured out by now that ISIS is a false flag hoax I can't help you.

The White Boyz and Redheads of ISIS: http://winteractionables.com/?p=19623

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:16 | 6061506 shovelhead
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Damn you Adam Lanza!

Leave us alone!

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:17 | 6061511 tony wilson and...
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sweet baby jesus who is gonna protact us in der trans genda homolands
dem isis beards gone shoot are dogs and make love rapes to are sex re ass signed men folks.they gonna turn are cowboys into brokeback faggots.

michael chertoff group head leader michael chertoff group head leader must be reactivated and given another billion dollars
only the silverstein jewisher can save us now.

only the jewishers understands the machinations of the saudi isis jewisher.

site intel group head leader rita katz and fox news rabbi rupert murdoch need to keep given us the vital intel so as we can be saved for future cern processing.

now more than everor do we need the chosenon ones.
cia,fbi,nsa,mi6 and mossad need to keep with the saturn energy programme.
already

Fake Al Qaeda Actors EXPOSED! Adam Gadahn & Yousef al-Khattab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsUtvOW6SR0

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:20 | 6061528 fredquimby
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Forget Texas for a while, it's Italy that needs to pay attention IMO.

About 6 months ago the IS lot said they would invade Italy and conquer Rome. Everyone laughed. This last weekend alone, 7000 invaders, or desperate immigrants as they are called in the MSM, were picked up floating in the mediterranean and transported directly to Italy....

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=immigrant+boat+mediterranean&iax=1&ia=images

 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:25 | 6061550 Shitgum Suicide
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Wouldn't it be great to draw Mohammed in a corn field? That way when Muzzie comes on behalf of Allah you just light a match and burn down the field. As they come running out you wait to pick them off your bacon bomb.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:38 | 6061608 tony wilson and...
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the Israeli government plans to provide scholarships to hundreds of students at its seven universities in exchange for their making pro-Israel Facebook posts and tweets to foreign audiences.

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s office, which will oversee the programme,

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/students-offered-gra...

Shacham Scholarship - Jewish Agency and Student Union

A scholarship which is a mission - the Jewish Agency and Student Union

After training, the student will begin his activities. The student will do the activities in the comfort of his home, where every week he will be obligated to about 5 hours of activities for a period of one calendar year (not academic year). Students will be paid a total of NIS 7,500 [$2,000] to perform the tasks of the project, at least 5 hours weekly for a total of 240 hours of activities under the project umbrella.

The scholarship will be given to the student at three periods; in April, in August at the NUIS scholarship award ceremony, and in November.

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