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ISIS Warns Of "Harsher And Worse" US Attacks After Claiming Responsibility For Botched Texas Shooting

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On Sunday evening, two men were shot and killed outside the Curtis Culwell Center in Garland, Texas where a cartoon contest was underway featuring depictions of the prophet Mohammed. At the time, we reported that ISIS had taken credit for what ultimately appears to have been a botched attempt to carry out an attack similar to the massacre at Charlie Hebdo in France: 

And while the FBI did not have any immediate comments or speculation on the reason behind the attack, according to the Site intel group, overnight it was Islamic State supporters who took "credit" for the bungled shooting attack.

Today we learn that indeed, ISIS has officially claimed responsibility. Here’s more from CNN:

ISIS has claimed responsibility for the attack outside the Prophet Mohammed cartoon contest in Garland, Texas -- and warned of more attacks to come

 

In a broadcast on its official radio channel Tuesday, the group said two Al Khilafa soldiers attacked the event. Al Khilafa is how ISIS refers to its soldiers.

 

The two gunmen, Elton Simpson and Nadir Soofi, wounded a security guard before police shot and killed them.

 

The ISIS radio announcer also referred to Simpson and Soofi as the terror group's "brothers."

 

While ISIS claimed responsibility two days after the Sunday attack, there was no immediate indication that the terror group in Iraq and Syria actually had contact with Simpson or Soofi, who both lived in Phoenix.

CNN then makes the very astute observation that there appear to have been very subtle “clues” that one of the shooters was an ISIS sympathizer — clues like creating a Twitter hashtag in hopes your attack will become a trending topic, tweeting out your own goodbye message to the world, and pledging allegiance to the leader of ISIS: 

U.S. authorities have said they are investigating whether Sunday's shooting has any link to international terrorism. But there are clues that one of the gunmen was an ISIS sympathizer. Moments before the attack, Simpson posted an ominous tweet with the hashtag #texasattack: "May Allah accept us as mujahideen."

 

The tweet also said he and his fellow attacker had pledged allegiance to "Amirul Mu'mineen," which means "the leader of the faithful." CNN terrorism analyst Paul Cruickshank said that likely refers to ISIS leader Abu Bakr al Baghdadi.

This of course marks the first attack claimed by ISIS on U.S. soil. Here’s a recap of events from Al Arabiya:

"Two of the soldiers of the caliphate executed an attack on an art exhibit in Garland, Texas, and this exhibit was portraying negative pictures of the Prophet Mohammed," the jihadist group said.

 

It was the first time ISIS claimed to have carried out an attack in the U.S. 

 

Police said two men drove up to the conference center Sunday in Garland, Texas, where the right-wing American Freedom Defense Initiative was organizing the controversial cartoon contest, and began shooting at a security guard. 

 

Garland police officers then shot and killed both men.

 

According to U.S. media reports, the two suspected jihadists were Elton Simpson, 31, and Nadir Soofi, 34, who shared an apartment in Phoenix, Arizona. 

 

Simpson was being investigated by the FBI over alleged plans to travel to Somalia to wage holy war, court records show.

As mentioned above, the two men were Elton Simpson and Nadir Soofi, shown here: 


From The Washington Post on Simpson:

Simpson was born in Illinois and converted to Islam at a young age, court documents show. The government began investigating him in 2006, recording conversations between him and a paid informant.

 

In May 2009, according a federal court document, Simpson told an FBI informant: “It’s time to go to Somalia, brother.” He added: “It’s time. I’m tellin’ you man. We gonna make it to the battlefield…it’s time to roll.”

 

Simpson was arrested by the FBI in January 2010 after a lengthy investigation. He was charged with lying to agents in connection with terrorism. Authorities suspected he was trying to fly to Somalia, but Simpson claimed at the time he had intended to travel to South Africa to go to school and study Islam there.

 

Following a bench trial, a judge dropped the terrorism enhancement, citing insufficient evidence. 

And from CNN about both men:

In 2011, Simpson was convicted of making a false statement involving international and domestic terrorism.

 

Prosecutors said he told FBI agents that he had not discussed traveling to Somalia to engage in "violent jihad" -- when, in fact, he had, according to an indictment.

 

Simpson was sentenced to three years of probation, court records show...

 

Soofi was born in Garland and spent the first three years of his life there, his mother said, according to The Dallas Morning News.


"He was raised in a normal American fashion," Sharon Soofi said. "Yes, he was very politically involved with the Middle East. Just aware of what's going on. I don't know if something snapped or if Elton Simpson was just working on him."


Sharon Soofi also said her son had an 8-year-old boy whom he adored.


"He put his son above everything," she said. "The hard thing to comprehend is why he would do this and leave an 8-year-old son behind."


Soofi's father is Pakistani, and his mother is American, a source with knowledge of the family told CNN.


After his parents divorced, Soofi and his brother moved to Pakistan to live with their father and stepmother, the source said.

 

In the 1990s, Soofi attended a prestigious private school in Islamabad. The source added that the boys left abruptly at some point, ostensibly to go live with their mother.

And one Chevy Cobalt was harmed in the making of this story...

Their neighbors in Phoenix said they had no clue about what they were going to do.

 

Ariel Whitlock was actually about to buy a car from Simpson. She was horrified to see the same black Chevrolet Cobalt, damaged from the attack, on the news.

 

"I'm getting goose bumps thinking about it right now just because I wanted to buy that car," she told CNN's Kyung Lah. "On the news, I see it, it's just blown up. I'm like, 'I was going to purchase that car.'"

*  *  *

Here is the statement from ISIS in which the group warns of further attacks...

This fair was conducting a competition of offensive cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad. The brothers were killed during an exchange of fire, and we ask God to welcome them into heaven. And we say to America... that what is coming is worse and more bitter, and you will see from the soldiers of the Islamic State what ill will come.  

...which ends with the following ominous passage and very accurate — if a bit tautological — observation that the future is indeed "right around the corner"...

The Islamic State soldiers will inflict harm on you with the grace of God. The future is just around the corner.

As we said on Monday, if indeed ISIS has found its way to the US, whether for pure provocation, false flag or any other "purposes" of inciting terrorist acts, this will likely be just the first of (many) other attacks which will see the successor of al Qaeda take responsibility for.

 

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Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:07 | 6061704 DutchBoy2015
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Muzzies?   They are KIKES posing as Muslims.  Christers and other Buybull thumping shitheads are much worse than Muslims. 

Christers and KIKES.  will be the death of the USA./

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 11:19 | 6061994 BrokusDickusMaximus
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Drink? The wedge guy is in the crapper. Hell be out as soon as the battery runs down on his iphone.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:25 | 6061551 Keyboard Kommando
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Notice how a Jew started the event (and others!), and the Jew controlled media runs with it? The TRUE terrorists in the world are the Satanic Tribe!

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:28 | 6061559 Keyboard Kommando
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There is no such thing as Judeo-Christianity. Talmadic Jews HATE Christians!

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:31 | 6061573 tony wilson and...
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ISIS ARE IN TEXAS UNDER CONTRACT OPERATIONS THEY PAY TAX 2.
DRINK STARBUCKS AND EAT MONSANTO DONUT JUST LIKE YOU.
IN MEXICO EL PASO ALL OVER THE USA.
WHEN FOX NEWS RABBI RUPURT MURDOCH SAYS ISIS HERE HE TRUTH TELLING LIKE IT IS.

international Security and Intelligence Solutions – I.S.I.S. was founded in 2012 with the goal of providing its clients with professional security solutions. Combing the theoretical knowledge and practical experience provided by the military, academia, and private sector, ISIS offers its clients comprehensive solutions for all their security related needs.

http://isis-ops.com/about-isis/

SIS has demonstrated expertise and success in performing mission-critical tasks at home and abroad. Our personnel have been trained and tested—often decorated—in the fields of combat, security, intelligence and more.

ISIS Awarded NAS Mexico contract
Summary: ISIS, in partnership with our Partnered Contractor, will be competing on Tasks and Services for the Narcotics Affairs Section – Department of State – Mexico City:

https://public.isishq.com/public/SitePages/Home.aspx

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:31 | 6061574 ratpack1968
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As one of a multitude of gun toting Texans, I highly advise that ISIS seriously consider pursuing their efforts elsewhere. We dont take kindly to such nonsense and welcome the opportunity to hone our headshot skills.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:42 | 6061626 Blano
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No kidding. 

Everybody and their brother are gonna have Mohammed drawing parties here now hoping for a shot at knocking a few more Muzzies off. 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:45 | 6061639 tony wilson and...
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ratpack are you a texan?
you sound like a brokeback cowboy fella
do not disrespect are isis the cia and mossad invested a lot of your tax dollars in these groups.
get with the talmoodick program you queer or you wonte be getting that reassignment operation girly

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 11:36 | 6062065 ratpack1968
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WTF are you trying to say?  That's a bunch of illiterate nonsense you've written. Go sign up for a grammar class at the community college, then come back when you have something intelligent to write.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:39 | 6061615 samsara
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"Harsher And Worse" US Attacks

 

Next time we're gonna shoot someone's arm off.  No more ankle shots.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:46 | 6061641 muleskinner
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They just didn't pray enough and Texas is not the place to attack the infidels.  The infidels will shoot you dead.

 

Besides, Charles Whitman was a much better shot and had a much better plan.

 

Don't mess with Texas.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 11:07 | 6061926 WillyGroper
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Infidel originated in the Catholic church.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:49 | 6061650 large_wooden_badger
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"Prepare the Holy Hand Grenade!"

'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:08 | 6061707 Joe A
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail always plus 1

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:51 | 6061657 pankowboy
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Can we drop the FUCKING WORD "BOTCHED"?

 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:54 | 6061663 truth serum
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Oh no ISIS is gonna get me, I'm sooo scared,,,,,,,,,,my guess another patsy moron setup by our wonderful government.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:54 | 6061666 derryb
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After US media labels them ISIS sympathizers of course ISIS is going to take credit and the US is willing to give them credit. All part of the boogeyman game to justify more taxdollar waste and taxdollar killing. The FBI is the ISIS threat within the US.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:19 | 6061740 truth serum
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Yup, U naild it.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:56 | 6061673 monad
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Who does their PR, LA shysters? Botch mission, claim victory, demand more money, launder it through London & Israel is getting real old.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 09:56 | 6061674 MSorciere
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How convenient to claim Isis involvement. Whether they themselves claimed or did not.

Also, how terribly convenient this converges on the upcoming US Military Texas statewide manuevers which have been widely objected to.

 

Oh yes, 'the first terrorist event on US soil' blah-blah-blah...

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:01 | 6061686 NoTTD
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Sure, when you have a rousing success like this why not repeat it?  I do think, however, that they will probabaly pick a NE state next time.  Less likelihood of return fire.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:15 | 6061728 DutchBoy2015
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I never had any problems with Muslims and  have worked all over the globe.  But  I have had problems with fucking Christers and KIKES.  Christers particularly are nasty assholes who keep asking if a person has found Jayzus,.

Buy that fucking clown a GPS  for goodness sake.  He keeps getting lost.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:58 | 6061889 CenTexDoc
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Subtle difference you may have missed:

 

Scenario #1

Christian - "Have you found Jesus?"

Dude on the street - "Nope.  And not interested."

Christian - "(any range of responses that may irritate or offend...but 'Dude,' gets to stay alive.)

 

Scenario #2

Musselman - "Do you agree that Allah...etc, etc, and Mohammed...etc, etc, and Islam...etc, etc?"

Dude - "Nope.  And not interested."

Musselman - "(any range of responses that my irritate, offend...OR GETS 'Dude,' DEAD.)

 

Hope you paid attention.  There may be a test.

 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 11:37 | 6062071 DutchBoy2015
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Hey dipshit, I have never had a Muslim try and push his bullshit on me.  EVER.   

Now fuck off, and go suck some kike or christer cock, you goddam ,moron.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 11:39 | 6062083 Dixie Flatline
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Go ye forth headlong into the slaughter fool.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 15:53 | 6063043 Buster Cherry
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Back on another bender I see.....

 

You really need some help and should try AA or.the Salvation Army.

Surely your liver is shot.and your mind is already there. Your drinking at all hours is getting out of hand.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:16 | 6061729 TNTARG
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Does the people know who created IS IS? Your gvt is attacking you.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:17 | 6061733 DuneCreature
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You couldn’t dream up a shit show this obvious if you wrote for The Onion.

Let’s see, first you taunt a bunch of halfwits dissing their favorite profit by getting a bunch satirists to draw up goofy images of same.

Next you put your cartoonist patsies and blasphemous artwork all in a public venue and advertize the event. A $10,000 1’st prize ought to produce a sizable turnout of sketchy artists types out of the expendable shake and bake crowd.

Then you lightly guard the place with peashooter armed traffic cops on the perimeter and wait the fireworks to start.

You need casualties, but not too many or the wrong types or people might want a real investigation. You need just enough victims to bump up your security budget demands but not enough to wake up the sleeping sheeple.

Lastly you make sure the perps are drilled dead in the shootout with a covert sniper team or two on the roof. You don’t want your ISIS patsies to be able to testify in court as to who armed them and put them up to their little terror op. ….. CIA/FBI/Moosehead asset handlers get nice bonuses for keeping their own mugs off of the front page.

They really need to mix up the scripts a little. … These cartoon contest terror ops are getting a little too routine.

~ DC

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:22 | 6061748 truth serum
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Yup, this chit is gettin old!

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:35 | 6061782 Blano
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Place was NOT lightly armed.

Along with off duty Garland cops who work there regularly, the event organizers paid an extra $10,000 for enhanced security from the city.  Literally every enhancement suggested by law enforcement to increase security was implemented.

Those two cops were just the front line.  There was at least another layer of law enforcement surrounding the building the Muzzies would have had to defeat before even getting inside, where they would find additional layers of security as well.

The organizers anticipated trouble, and planned accordingly.  Good for them.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 12:05 | 6062178 DuneCreature
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Oh I’m not saying that the police weren’t anticipating trouble. They most assuredly were. The photos of the heavily armed guards inside the building attest to that.

The outlying guards were the lightly armed guards. .. If you don’t what your attackers to abort their mission and put on a good shit show for the dweebs you can’t reveal to the perps your heavy weaponry until you get them into the kill zone.

It might kinda suck to be in the furthest OP out on the perimeter though.

See, now we’re beginning to think like the IsReallys next to occupied Arabstan.

I think that’s the whole cartoon shit show idea.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 11:49 | 6062122 monad
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They're on a budget. They are also on schedule.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 11:54 | 6062131 gcjohns1971
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...and then you go and locate the event in Texas where 3 of every 10 people are concealed carry permit holders and armed all the time, and it is a good chance the other 7 of 10 are armed illegally without CC permit.

Then your patsy attackers get turned into swiss cheese before they kill anyone!

PRICELESS!

They should have tried the NorthEast.  Easier pickings there.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:20 | 6061745 Chuck Knoblauch
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Shelter in place little sheep.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:37 | 6061795 Government need...
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You forgot the obligatory 'Custer was a pussy' comment.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 11:24 | 6062013 Chuck Knoblauch
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Custer would have made an excellent 21st century American.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:28 | 6061762 SnatchnGrab
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If your cult, er I mean "religion" can't handle a picture of your prophet, well then, contrary to what hilary says, you're probably not one of the world's "great religions"

Second, if two of your "warriors" in body armor and sportin' AK's get taken out by a traffic cop? L-O-L.

I know the comic convention was in Texas. Situational awareness please. The locals are better armed than the police. 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:42 | 6061813 Jethro
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I bet they didn't get too many Aloha Snackbars out...

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 11:58 | 6062145 monad
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I recall Larry Flynt defending the first amendment against the Supreme Court over cartoons of prominent Christian symbols in his magazines.

Drinking, smoking, eating meat, women excepting of course for married men will all be crimes punishable with deportation (you may opt for suicide) in the technofeudal caliphate.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:35 | 6061783 windcatcher
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Americans in the USA have been under attack by the inside fascist TRAITORS in government since 9/11/01, the financial collapse of the dollar is baked in.

The inside terrorist attacks on America continue on many fronts: bankster Empire of Debt and Fraud, geoengineering, secret trade agreements, immigration and 14 years of never ending war of terrorism have taken America down from within; not the Muslims.

We need to make a list of the lying criminals and charge them with treason; they are actively at war with the American People and are using geoengineering genocide to kill us, not save us, from global warming.

Anyone that thinks that there will be “good” coming from the bankster Empire of criminals “evil” actions, is insane!

Look! Look! at the millions of innocent civilian victims murdered and the total destruction of countries in the name of Free Trade, Democracy and Freedom. Are the American People brainwashed stupid or are they insane?

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:36 | 6061791 Government need...
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I guess some .govbot figured incremental funding was in jeopardy, so it was time for a little false-flagger down in Tejas.  Congressional speechification on 5% TSA/DHS budget increases on CSPAN in 3 . . .2 . . . 1 . . . 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:41 | 6061805 Keynesians say ...
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TERROR TERROR TERROR

TERROR TERROR TERROR

TERROR TERROR TERROR

TERROR TERROR TERROR

TERROR TERROR TERROR

TERROR TERROR TERROR

 

More safety and "freedom" laws to be enacted soon fellow komrades

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:45 | 6061827 Polymarkos
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At least when Rome fell, the invading barbarians were Germans. They worked, were brave, fought in the open, and otherwise had some admirable traits. Our invading savages are Mexitrash, hell bent on getting Da Welfare. And our only foes are these cowardly islamotrash.

 

One is measured by the greatness of one's enemies.

 

It makes me weep.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:46 | 6061833 cheech_wizard
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Regardless of whether you consider this a false flag (this nonsense is getting more than it's fair share of media hype), this is important:

http://marines.dodlive.mil/2011/05/02/osamabinladendead/

Last night my husband, a two time combat veteran, asked me if I knew what we were fighting for over there. Of course I know why we continue to sacrifice daily in Iraq and Afghanistan and the world throughout, but I was curious to know what his response would be.

“What?” I asked.

He looked me straight in the eye and said, “we fight [terrorists] over there, so we don’t have to fight them here, period.”

Standard Disclaimer:

Obama and the aging cunts at the State Department appear to have forgotten this simple rule.

 

An unrelated observation...

A tribe obituary getting far too much media coverage... (Google this, the number of "obit" articles is astonishing)

David Goldberg - CEO of SurveyMonkey - who the fuck cares if this guy died or not? 

SAN FRANCISCO — Senselessness now mingles with tragedy in the case of Dave Goldberg, the husband of Facebook chief operating officer Sheryl Sandberg who died from accidental blunt force trauma while exercising, according to Mexican officials.

The prosecutors' office in Nayarit State told USA TODAY that Goldberg appeared to have lost his grip on the equipment's railings, fallen backward and hit his head. The resulting wound was an inch long, and Goldberg lost consciousness.

Perhaps this can be the start of a new trend...

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:51 | 6061855 CenTexDoc
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Maybe it's been said, but I missed it.  Does ISIS realize that attacking Texians is NOT the same as attacking 'murricans?

We WILL kill you back.

 

CenTexDoc

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 11:16 | 6061974 LostAtSea
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Right on, Doc. But it's "Texans", not Texians.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:54 | 6061869 cheech_wizard
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FALSE FLAG? In this case, I call bullshit, the body count isn't high enough. We are instead dealing with the Beavis and Butthead of wanna-be ISIS terrorists. 

Considering the amount of firepower one can buy in Texas (even if you are not a resident) at any Wally World of Guns (Cabela's, Bass Pro, any local gun shop)... once again we see that the perps in this case were completely INEPT.

Standard Disclaimer: I personally walked into the Cabela's in Buda, Texas on a Sunday morning and in under an hour I walked out with a Thompson 45 cal semi-auto submachine gun along with a 30 round clip and a 50 round drum magazine, and more than enough ammo. 

 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 14:53 | 6062807 cheech_wizard
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Yes, sometimes people are indeed cowards, like those who give a down arrow with no attempt at a rebuttal.

Let's assume for a moment this was a false flag, then the handlers found the Beavis and Butthead of wanna-be terrorists.

OTOH, if it wasn't a false flag,  then these two were the Beavis and Butthead of wanna-be terrorists.

Standard Disclaimer: Best of both worlds?

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 10:57 | 6061885 Grimaldus
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"As we said on Monday, if indeed ISIS has found its way to the US, whether for pure provocation, false flag or any other "purposes" of inciting terrorist acts, this will likely be just the first of (many) other attacks which will see the successor of al Qaeda take responsibility for."

 

Barak "Rivers of Blood" Obama has willfully and intentionally declined to to do his lawful duty to protect the citizens of the United States from an illegal alien invasion and has in fact encouraged, aided and abetted the invasion of the United States by illegal aliens. Americans are dying by the hundreds every year at the hands of illegal aliens imported by obama as a voter base in his illegal war on Americans who would not vote for him. This blood is on Obamas hands. More Americans will be murdered by illegal aliens directly as a result of Obama's illegal actions.

Obama is a murderer. Immediate arrest, prosecution and execution are in order.

Grimaldus

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 12:16 | 6062198 monad
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The blood is also on the hands of the systems of checks and balance - the Supreme Court, the Senate, The DOJ, congress, the governors, all the government employees who perform unconstitutional acts, the DOD, the captured 4rth estate and every citizen who had the means to do something about it but did not. The last resort is the unorganized militia.

 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 11:07 | 6061924 LostAtSea
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Com'n ISIS, you f'ing in the wrong state. You'll get your ass handed to you every time down here.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 11:07 | 6061925 silentboom
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Great! I was getting so tired of being able to walk into the supermarket or library without being fingered by a TSA agent. I will be so much happier when they roll more of the autoimmune disease police state so that I can feel safer.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 11:11 | 6061948 fast and furious
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Heaven does not include those who worship a false god.  They are not in heaven right now.  It sucks to be them.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 11:17 | 6061981 nah
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ISIS is poor at creating a capable government to lift its people into a better world

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if it wasn't for 16-20yr old men that listen more to testosterone than intelligent thought Muslim youth would be bored/sickened by now

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 11:22 | 6062006 Ms No
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"It's time to roll"  These bastards really need some new writers.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 11:22 | 6062008 shankster
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This does not end anytime soon.  Texas Terror http://www.prepsite.org/2015/05/texas-terror.html?spref=tw

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 12:03 | 6062077 NuYawkFrankie
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USSA Terror Hijinks goes full-retard. Yep - the Usual Suspects at "work"...

 

"Keeping people in fear, real or manufactured is essential to keep the police state omnipresent" - http://www.batr.org/terror/042815.html

(Ahhemmm...  I thought it was "Mission Accomplished" &  we had to "fight 'em over there, so's we don't have to fight 'em over here"? Ain't that right Dubya?)

 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 11:47 | 6062116 gcjohns1971
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If someone wanted to do a Charlie Hebdo-type attack, Texas is the worst place in the world to do it.

EVERYONE IS ARMED.  The attackers would be lucky to get out three shots before meeting Allah.

 

Can't believe someone was stupid enough to confuse conditions in mostly-gunless Paris with universally armed Texas.

PRICELESS!

Nice demonstration of whose ideas in the gun debate actually enhance safety.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 14:50 | 6062813 cheech_wizard
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UT Tower shooting? But on the ground, I'd agree with you...

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 16:53 | 6063243 Baby Eating Dingo22
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must be a lot of virgins in TX

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 11:56 | 6062137 gwar5
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Pentagon and Obama: "BOLO for more workplace violence". 

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 12:01 | 6062157 joego1
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Islam is the worlds largest evil cult. I would have attended that event if it was closer. I have a nice portrait of Mohammad fucking a camel hanging in my living room. Take that an shove it up your ass ISIS.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 12:22 | 6062280 Omega_Man
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funny how zionists concocted the whole thing yet no one speaking of it

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 12:34 | 6062312 Pancho de Villa
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Another Production of fearmongers.gov no doubt? Right down to the half-wit patsies coached by the FBI. Oh yeah, almost forgot... They're rolling out the New and Improved, "USA Freedom Act".

 

"Harsher and Worse" than One Security Guard wounded? I'm Scared, ha, ha...

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 12:30 | 6062334 Meta_Consciousness
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To those of you who think this started only when America invaded other countries, how do you explain the unprovoked attacks that led to the Barbary wars?

Do you even know they happened? Or are you rewriting history to suit your narrative?

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 12:44 | 6062382 Nolde Huruska
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Cowboys 2  Muslims 0

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 12:44 | 6062383 g'kar
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When I looked at the two men in the picture the first thing that popped into my mind was "the handler (left) and the dupe (right)".

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 13:12 | 6062487 More Ammo
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Progressive headlines: Two Cartoon Critics were Shot today at an islamophobic Art Show.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEQdWQ7UEAAY7Vc.jpg

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 15:43 | 6062997 Buster Cherry
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Live target practice.

pretty stupid to try this in a free state where practically all pack pistols.

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 15:45 | 6063003 truth serum
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ISIS is gona get ya, ISIS is gonna get ya, I'm soooo scared........... FALSE FLAG  gone wrong?

Wed, 05/06/2015 - 00:37 | 6064584 BI2
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The other terrorists the world forgot about => wp.me/p4OZ4v-Dg

Wed, 05/06/2015 - 16:52 | 6067054 Vylahkinnen
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Fucking amateurs.

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