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GOOD GOD!
If the FEDRES's biggest hope of propaganda is a bald, short, fat guy posting tweets from his Chinese-built laptop squatting on the toilet in the bathroom of his Mommy's basement, 'Mr. Yellen' must REALLY be getting desparate.
I suggest that Ben 'Helicopter' Shalom Bernanke find a Greek to give him a haircut and a shave (he's looking pretty shaggy). While he's at it, any local Obamacare healthcare provider in his neighborhood could probably supply him with a dentist who could REFER him to a dental surgeon who could REFER him to a Denture Specialist (as long as he has been compliant with the totally voluntary 'healthcare progroms'). If you LIKE your dental care plan, you can KEEP your dental care plan! Of course, all the 'fedeductibles' have gone up (in the range of TEN TIMES the previous amount), but a man of Bernanke's obvious wealth shouldn't be even bothered at all.
I wonder if he's like OTHER Spammers ('Trolls'), who get paid a set amount per character strike.
'FACEBOOK', Benjamin?
SERIOUSLY?
Fucker's getting paid by the CIA and the Zuckerberg front companies thereof. Lower than WHALESHIT (and that's at the BOTTOM of the ocean).
From a far-off place in Hades, I hear the screaming, shill yelp of a Yiddish woman with a Bronx accent, calling you back, to lower yourself even FURTHER than you did before, Benjamin Shalom.
Porcelain Ben!
How do I get a hair dew like Blogger Ben?
Eat plenty of Fukushima nuclear carrots.
Ahh, Grasshopper, you have posed an intelligent question.
I, Master Po, will try to expound on this.
As you know now, there is both good and evil energy in this world.
If one decides to eat the feces from a cow, instead of the meat and milk from it's slaughter, one becomes 'pheronomically challenged'. It is like a Lotus leaf, which decides that it should live in the swill of the pig; or the human who decides that Wine and Opium are more valuable to his existence than developing his inner 'CHI (and eating a regular diet)'. In the West, it is described thusly by the Italian Roman White guy 'Shakespeare': 'A Rose smells like a Rose (unless it is buried in a pile of shit)'. THUS, young Grasshopper, you may achieve your goal of the 'Bernanke Doo' (or, 'Dew', as you call it).
Since you KNOW that I'm blind, I pose a challenge:
SNATCH THE PEBBLE FROM MY HAND...
Cinco de Mayhem…
Nice constructivonovitch
Seeing the $20 notes on Ben, reminded me that Ron Paul tried to be the Andrew Jackson of our day, but even the so-called conservatives crucified him.