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Caption Contest: Celebrating The Economic Recovery With Peter Schiff And Ben Bernanke
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We will buh that for a bit..
Wait, wait......this is better:
Peter.....I am your father...
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
cum on....just the tip...
Now tell me more about the best way to buy physical in non US jurisdictions again Peter.
Is the hunt still on?
It's a Trap!
Ben thought his name tag read Peter Shifter.
Schiff: Oh Ben, oh Ben I will do anything in the world to get a photo with you, please, omg this is my one chance, please!
Bernak: Who are you again?
When Crooks Smile....
It usually means they got away with it...
You think that drink is Schiff is holding is because he likes to drink? It's because the motherfucker had his tongue up the Bernank's asshole not 5 minutes before the photo was taken, and he's trying to wash the taste out. Schiff likes to make money and if that involves sucking Ben's ass, he'll do it.
Peter: "Bend over just a little further, Ben"
Bernanke: "Like this?"
Peter: "Just little more ..."
It's like when the Iron Shiek and Hacksaw Jim Duggan got caught doing coke in a car after a Match.
It turns out Pro wresting isn't real........
Wait, what?
If only the Fed wasn't real.
Tough times ahead for insider traders now that the 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled illegal the mass hoovering up of all American communications under section 215 of the Patriot Act. The Carlyle Group, which once owned 90% of Booz Allen Hamilton (where Snowden worked), must have seen the handwriting on the wall, which is why it has reduced its stake in the firm to 37%. Probably after having one of its Booz Allen analysts scoop up the 2nd Circuit's metada (which can be converted to written transcripts in microseconds). Too bad thsi decision didn't come last year, Joan Rivers may have still been alive today.
did you not get the latest memo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj18SkvrB7k
She lives!
Greenspan looks lonely back there
He's not. Andrea Mitchell has gone down on hm. Peter's in the way.
Is that someone in a burka standing behind Ben's right shoulder?
Going to teach Ben how to blow I guess.
I think it's an evil poltergeist entity. And it has it's fist up Ben's ass. That would explain a lot you know.
Peter's head is in the way...
Got it now, Wild Bill.
The whole thing is an infomercial for Rogaine.
"Yes, Ben can actually polish a turd."
Maybe now that he left the Fed he addmits being a goldbug and a schiff fan!
al ben burnit should have short horns & goat eye.
WTF! !!!!!!!!!
I'll take this damn photo with you if in return you can start blaming Janet and quit blaming me.
"I'm with stupid"
SSSSSSSay, I heard Bwarnie Phwank is here.
Where?
"If I throw this piss in his face, will he thank me?"
Printing money into our bank accounts has never been easier. Thanks,America!
Lemme guess, it was a gold conference? The Bernank is pulling a greenspan?
They look surprisingly similar. Take Bernanke's beard and put it on Schiff's head or Schiff's hair on Bernanke's face... Somebody has this backwards.
Meanwhile, this pops up...
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/d98b3e7331194263bd7a4dd35ff1170a/ebola-fo...
Ebola has infected more than 26,000 people since December 2013 in West Africa. Some survivors have reported eye problems but how often they occur isn't known. The virus also is thought to be able to persist in semen for several months.
The new report concerns Dr. Ian Crozier, a 43-year-old American physician diagnosed with Ebola in September while working with the World Health Organization in Sierra Leone.
He was treated at Emory University Hospital's special Ebola unit in Atlanta and released in October when Ebola was no longer detected in his blood. Two months later, he developed an inflammation and very high blood pressure in one eye, which causes swelling and potentially serious vision problems.
He returned to Emory, where ophthalmologist Dr. Steven Yeh drained some of the fluid and had it tested for Ebola. It contained the virus but tears and tissue around the outside of his eye did not.
Standard Disclaimer: Keep hoping it mutates to the "banker" strain...
Schiff just stuffed a silver buttplug up Bernankes ass
P.S. Where's Chairsatans dog~tags?
Peter would never do that (with silver).
Schiff looks a little schiff-faced.
It's good to be in The Club.
Schiff has to wear a security badge. Not in the club.
Bernanke and Greenspan... well, you know.
Pete is having a scotch while watching Ben play pocket pool...
I'm sorry but how can you see that wanker face to face and not cold clock him and damn the consequences?
Cheers Ben, welcome to the 1%.
OK, Ben. I'll pose for a picture, but I'm going to drink scotch instead of your Kool-Aid.
Bernanke has put on a lot of weight since leaving the tense glare of Fed Head. If nothing else Mr Yellen can expect to lose a few pounds during her tenure. God Bless these heroes who take on these stressful positions that we the ordinary people can R.I.P. s/c
Dad's about to get a bailout.
It would be odder to see Bernanke with someone working class.
Huh - so it DOES feel good to be in Ben's reality-distortion field ....
"Fuck you, Bernanke!"
This is beyond all comment.......
It's a shop job
Bernanke- "Badges, I don't need no steenkin' badges"
"Hi there, Suckers...!!! Yeah, I'm in the Tribal gang-bang too, but no worries - just call one of our brokers and set up an account..."
Schiff thinks: I know will be proven to be right in the end and BS knows it too. What a douche.
Bernanke thinks: I fucked you real good, aye? Like some more Schiffy ? I am the master of the universe, hehehe...
Schiff: "thanks Bennie for making Europac what it is today...couldn't have done it without you."
Ben: "hey..no probs Pete, glad I could help...hey, while you put back that scotch, lets take a selfie together... I bet those crazy cats on ZH are going to go apeshit over this picture"...
They're both members of the tribe... never forget that yo.
So what? About the only member of the Jewish Banking Mafia that Peter Schiff isn't related to is Jacob Schiff. For all the love of conspiracy theories around here and the fetish for assigning guilt by virtue of the Six Degree of Kevin Bacon School of Amateur Intelligence... I would have though someone would have hit on it in 5 years (infinite monkey theorem and all).
All the elite on Wall Street are basically related by blood or by marriage, irrespective of their professed faiths. That is what CLASS is, on a long enough timeline...
Never forget that Jewish guilt has resulted in decisions being made by Jewish women home.
Uncommon Knowledge: The phrase "Illegitimi non carborundum" may look like Latin, but it doesn't exactly translate to "Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down."
Carborundum is actually the name of an extremely hard mineral (silicon carbide) used for grinding. Illegitimi suggests illegitimate, but it really has no meaning in Latin.
The phrase originated during World War II and is attributed to British army intelligence. It was later adopted by US Army general "Vinegar" Joe Stillwell as his war-time motto.
http://www.uncommongoods.com/product/illegitimi-non-carborundum-paperweight
"Arch Nemesis"
I wonder what the poor people are doing today.
Not really. I couldn't give a rat's ass what those peasants are doing.
My yamaka is bigger than yours.
If you're going to be an anti-semite, at least spell the word correctly.
A kippah, kippa, kipoh, or kipa, also known as a *yarmulke*, and sometimes call a koppel (Yiddish), is a hemispherical cap, usually made of cloth, worn by Jews to fulfill the customary requirement held by orthodox halachic authorities that the head be covered at all times. It is usually worn by men and, less frequently, by women (in Conservative and Reform communities) at times of prayer. In the United States, most synagogues and Jewish funeral services keep a ready supply of kipot for the temporary use of visitors who have not brought one.
That was a nice, thoughtful explanation there Stilicho. It's too bad however, that you had to ruin it right outta the gate with the 'anti-semite' canard... Get with the program buddy - that term is well past its sell-date...
Why did you go through the whole definition if you already knew what he meant? Seems kind of pointless, unless you were trying to make him look stupid because you were butthurt. Is it ok if I scan everything you've ever written and then hit you with personal accusations based on what I find?
It's a personal choice to be offended. Pull out your manpon.
Kinda like thinking there is a difference between the Democrats and the Republicans.
They are all one in the same controlled by the same special interests.
fuck a caption...
riddle me this...
how the fuck could u be so close to that MoneyChanger piece of shit and not slap the mother fucking shit out of his ass...
DEATH TO THE MONEYCHANGERS...
ps: you bitched out Peter...very disappointed.
I call this piece Controlled Opposition.
The photo was taken just seconds before Peter bit Ben's ear off. No one could see it coming.
no matter how you slice it
"being rich has never been richer".
The curtain rises. Stupid fucking goy.
There must be a Bernanke look alike.
"Peter Schiff shows Ben Bernanke the type of liquidity he should have been dealing with in 2008."
"Hi Peter, I'm Eddy, drink this!"
I can't stop looking at that thing behind Bernanke's left shoulder. What the hell is that thing?
It's Jihadi John.....controlled by Netanyahu via Bernanke
It's a ghost. The place is haunted by JP Morgan himself. Or perhaps its just another reptilian Fed shapeshifter in progress.
Art opening in NYC, the 'Art of Barbaric Relics' (in which the Bernanke appears as fine sculpture and there is also Greenspan) Schiff is enjoying the show.
So Ben, I'm jewish to...whooo knew....Schlep on over here for a selfie
Is that Timothy Geithner in the corner over Peter Schiff's right shoulder?
Geithner was in the can changing Buffet's depends for him
Funny how the ideological leaders of both the Empire and the Reel Alliance come disproportionately from the nation's most wealthy, privileged and powerful minority group.
What if there were a war and only one side knew it was happening?
Irwin Schiff: "Son, you need to pick your friends more carefully".
Kudos! That was purrrrrrfect!
Bernankesan - Titanic http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=214732.msg1514644#msg1514644
The Loan Boat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSFb3ItC2QA
The Deck Chairs http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=214732.msg1512397#msg1512397
We learned we are long-lost twins. Huzzah!
I knew it, he's in league with Lucifer!
Now THAT would be an awkward moment!
both are jews
schiffs papa irwin allan schiff is sitting in prison for tax crimes
you know apple will never fall far from the tree
Irwin Schiff is a god among men...Go back to wearing your mom jeans.
"Hey Peter - I finally understand why you like gold so much... My golden parachute is paying off great!" -- Ben
"Ben, I just farted...Please light a match"
Ben where's the pussy?
Yell and sLagarde will be here in 10.
What them old bow wows?
Could be worse son, nancy P tried gatecrashing.
Better shift more of this malt then.
Schiff is gay too?
Wise investor stands with wise-sounding thief.
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.
One is bound for the guillotine if he doesn't "return," flee. The other is bound to be the treasury secretary in a Restored Constitutional republic.
Awkward!
I wonder if Ben practices that smug smile. He's got it down pat.
I thought it looked more uncomfortable than anything. He certainly knows that Schiff has been one of his most vocal critics for years now.
I would welcome the opportunity to get that close to Bernanke so I could pummel that motherfucker, cut his dick off and feed it to him
Bernanke: Of course we pursue a zero interest rate policy. How can you charge interest on something that is worthless and printed out of thin air?
Peter Schiff: Will you make that statement publicly?
Bernanke: That would be a terrorist act under current legislation.
Schiff: "Hey Tyler, look at meeeee."
“Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.” TD --Fight Club.
That close and his throat is not slit? Schiff is a fraud and a coward. Looking for his next photo-op so he can get some clicks and translate them into jewbucks.
FUCK YOU Schiff!
Who let your goofy ass in?
Tribe members stick together
Quote from Peter Schiff's newsletter "Approaching the former Federal Reserve Chairman, Peter warned, “In full disclosure, I’m your biggest critic.” Bernanke didn’t miss a beat: “You have a lot of competition.”"
WB VII wins this one, hands down.
Schiff: "This looks like a Gin & Tonic, but is really my balls on ice, preparing for castration."
Bernanke: "Balls are overrated"
Short of blackmail, this is the most shameful picture any self respecting self made man could be in. Even the short stocky grisly security guys posing as nuns did better.
Unless this was a
Hey Peter have you ever heard the story of Root Node A? I think you would like it. https://www.bostonfed.org/education/pubs/roota.pdf
Notice that Ben wasn't wearing a lanyard