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Makes me want to cancel Christmas.
Hillary: "Let me eat cake."
The most scary thing about this is that there are great masses of "common" people, and masses of very wealthy people who completely support the political crime-boss "families" and "brands" of warmongering surveillance-state welfare-fascism of the last twenty-five years, seemingly in complete ignorance of current and past history.
Don't know about y'all, but I'm voting at least fiddy times for Hillary, as she's the last best hope for getting secession mainstreamed.
You piker, only fiddy times? How about at least a thousand absentee ballots? (early, often, that's real democracy, ha ha)
Its the Chicago way
I used to laugh at the british public's fixation with the "royals", this dried up cunt, has envy at the worship of the royals in london, and many here in amerika would wish she would become the royal clinton -hate the people who would make her so and the fools who place her above the common. nothing changes we still live with the nobility of power..eat your peas.
“it was her habit to build up laughter out of inadequate materials.”
? John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath
You made that up.
And "why" my Dear william should anyone be surprised at that announcement???....
Just the other day on RT News they had the now famous Iraqi journalist that had the audacity to throw a shoe at Jeb's mass murdering brother who launched a second engagement on that country that has cost the lives of millions of Iraqis based on the biggest of lies "disrespecting his authorit"i"" which cost him several weeks of incarceration and torture?!!!
With justice like that why wouldn't Jeb represent himself with someone that hasn't swung from end of a noose considering he committed the worst treason there is andthe American people are STILL only too willing to accomodate ?!!!
The American people obviously have a love affair with those that abuse and exploit them. And the only way it will ever change is when the U.S. military turns itself on ALL the" Freddie Grays" in this Country!
280 + million to be exact if you exclude the DoD, CIA, NSA, DHS DOS, FBI and State and local law enforcement!
Just remember it's a long journey through the sewer pipe that ends at camp FEMA!!!!
"Toby Hunter, Minneapolis Star. No, really, is this a joke?" - Simpsons Episode IF13
Will this country never be free of the Bush pestlience? This family of pure evil, this devil''s spaun is hell bent on continuing their reign of looting and distruction of this once great country. God help us.
If Dorathea Lange saw a "migrant mother"like that she would probably have put a loaded 45 in her mouth and squeezed the trigger before taking the picture to end both her storied career and her life...
Banzai you're the greatest!
The devil, himself, takes lessons from HRC...
it's called recursion
The homunculus first appears by name in alchemical writings attributed to Paracelsus (1493-1541). De natura rerum (1537) outlines his method for creating homunculi:
Comparisons have been made with several similar concepts in the writings of earlier alchemists. Although the actual word "homunculus" was never used, Carl Jung believed that the concept first appeared in the Visions of Zosimos, written in the third century AD. In the visions, Zosimos encounters a priest who changes into "the opposite of himself, into a mutilated anthroparion".[7] The Greek word "anthroparion" is similar to "homunculus" – a diminutive form of "man". Zosimos subsequently encounters other anthroparion in his dream but there is no mention of the creation of artificial life. In his commentary, Jung equates the homunculus with the Philosopher’s Stone, and the "inner man" in parallel with Christ.[8]
In Islamic alchemy, Takwin (Arabic: ?????) was a goal of certain Muslim alchemists, a notable one being J?bir ibn Hayy?n. In the alchemical context, Takwin refers to the artificial creation of life in thelaboratory, up to and including human life.
The homunculus continued to appear in alchemical writings after Paracelsus' time. The Chymical Wedding of Christian Rosenkreutz (1616) for example, concludes with the creation of a male and female form identified as Homunculi duo. The allegorical text suggests to the reader that the ultimate goal of alchemy is not chrysopoeia, but it is instead the artificial generation of man. Here, the creation of homunculi symbolically represents spiritual regeneration and Christian soteriology.[9]
In 1775, Count Johann Ferdinand von Kufstein together with Abbé Geloni, an Italian cleric, are reputed to have created ten homunculi with the ability to foresee the future, which von Kufstein kept in glass containers at his Masonic Lodge in Vienna. Dr. Emil Besetzny's masonic handbook, Die Sphinx, devoted an entire chapter to the wahrsagenden Geister (scrying ghosts). These are reputed to have been seen by several people, including local dignitaries.[10][11]
janus has been shopping up a storm, a veritable whirlwind of window-gazing has seen me circumnavigating the globe and scorching the skies in a frenzied search for the ideal emblem in honor of dear leader rodham and 'real' women everywhere...women who lean! searching out that perfect present for madam secretary this sunday, a sacrosanct day wherein we for some reason acknowledge mothers, has been a briered bramble of difficulty; it is no wise an easy task...after all, what to buy the woman who is uncomfortable being a woman, thinks womanhood is misery made manifest in gender, but who at the same time detests men?
typically, mothers are women, and that's a big deal for hill -- inasmuch as she goes out of her way to emphasize her gender, its endemic defects and is evangelical in encouraging little girls everywhere to avert femininity and adopt the preferable and superior station of masculinity. being an incorrigible misogynist, janus makes it his business to support and encourage other misogynists, especially if they happen to be women.
after they announced the "year of women" year after year after year after year, i eventually took it seriously...janus was all like, 'game on, bitches!!!' this ain't no battle of the sexes, this is fuckin war! and what better ally in my campaign than the misogynist par excellence, hillary rodam-hypenated/liberated/'feminist!
okay, to complicate matters further, it appears that our double agent (code named "harrangotang" (what better appellation for a beast that never ceases bitching?)) is the mother of a mother of, you guessed it, a darling baby girl! tri-fuckin-fecta!
i reckon it's best to get the baby something to serve as the main present's accouterment...i'm thinking of an ensemble for little charlotte -- doc martins, horn rimed glasses, a black leather jacket, white t, dark blue jeans (with a pocket large enough to accommodate a dog-eared copy of 'rules for radicals')...something that screams...or possibly skwaks...'hyper-aggressive-activism-in-your-face! hear me screech!'. there's still hope for charlotte, and if we can just get her 'oriented' in the progressive direction, maybe she won't turn out like her mother.
probably gonna pass on chelsea's present...hill's disappointed in her, janus is disappointed in her, the entirety of wellesley, vasser and smith colleges' alumni are disappointed in her...and chelsea fuckin deserves our collective approbation. the nerve! she was raised to be a lesbian bachelor; and then she goes and does something obscenely feminine and marries...a MAN!?!...and then goes on to spread her carbon footprint by reproducing!?! unacceptable.
anyway, as for rod-ham...i mean rodham-clin-ton...i mean madam rodham-clinton, i got her the perfect gift, ripe with symbolism, and -- quite literally -- the gift that keeps on a givin! just ask yourself this hypothetical and see if you can do better with the 'art of gift' than janus: 'what to get a harrangotang who could use a friend on the progressive political trail?'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlyZTtfXL24
if you were going to guess a hermaphrodite chimpanzee, give yourself a gold star! to begin with, there is no greater act of hipster altruism than the adoption of anything from africa, particularly if that thing happens to be androgynous. you really cannot lose. let's say you pluck some bit of flotsam or jetsam from the dark continent, why, your progressive bona-fides are established in eternity. secondly, this poor hermaphroditic chimp has an impossibly ideal made-for-bravo narrative...brooklyn, the castro district, everything within the beltway, most of l.a., and all of south boston will spontaneously and synchronistically wet itself in a tissy of bliss when they watch that tear-catalyzing you-tube clip. that's right, those gender-neutral futuristas will be leaking at both ends...tears of joy and manties soaked through with bliss-piss. finally, this chimp represents the improvements we progressives intend to impose on the animal kingdom. what is this 'alpha male' balderdash?!? we will neuter and spay every mammal at infancy -- for their own good, and to teach mother nature a lesson once and for all...there is a four trillion dollar line item in hill's 2017 budget already...now we have a mascot to move a bigoted nation to action for the environment!
caution: spoiler alert!
in a political maneuver that will be evaluated for its peerless genius for generations to come, we will be arranging the marriage of our hermaphrodytic chimp to none other than bruce jenner. right about the time his/her 15 minutes of genital mutilation fame arcs unto its apogee, it will be announced that brucette is to marry in a surprise episode of his/her up-coming reality program. it will be broadcast on every station and every internet ip address. quite literally (and codified in statute) "must see tv". after TPP passes, the executive will at long last possess the authority necessary to educate the ignorant masses and send hatred, bigotry and prejudice a packin! who can say it's wrong for a man to become a woman and then marry an ape who was born both at once? who would be so cruel as to deny them their happiness.
here's a sneak peak of brucette primping on his/her big day...something old/something new/something borrowed/something...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0ilk2NfOyw
anywho, together janus and hill will take down womanhood once and for all. little girls, we will rip that dolly from your tiny hands and toss her on the bonfires that will be ablaze in every city across this land. all part of operation 'death to dolly' (that's what jade helm is 'really' about). dresses? banned. justin beiber? executed. make-up? banned. my little pony? glue factoried. gossip? banned. math? discouraged. hair parlors? banned. hello kitty? goodbye. long hair? banned (unless it be under the armpit). dollywood? shuttered. dolly parton? deported. menstruation? mandatory (all-day everyday for everyone).
it took janus a while, but i finally understand feminism...it's the same thing as pater familias, with a twist. essentially, you just tell women what they want, tell them how to act, how to talk, how to look, what to eat, and, above all, what to think. because, as everyone knows, one should NEVER let a woman do her own thinking. hill and janus have it all figured out for them.
you're welcome, bitches/z!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVJPAe4-lBM
janus
She had that same expression on her face right before Bill had to stop her from eating baby Chelsea.
creepoid
Huge federal subsidies are available if you have a baby who looks like that.
The greatest thing about cartooning Hillary is that there are hundreds of stock photos of her with these exact same shape shifting facial poses. She and Nancy Pelosi have this odd ability to auto Photoshop themselves
. Ever notice that Hillary's choice of attire strongly resembles the fashionable Mao Suit except she does prefer the colored communist costumes.
All grandmas are communists, but not every communist sells uranium mines to Russian oligarchs.
Lois learner says that this 501c3 has been approved by Timmay,
Scariest fucking thing I have ever seen!!! Banzai, you are more twisted than I thought !!!
here we go Nigel...here we go!!!
here we go Nigel...here we go!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3071533/Now-talking-stops-Britai...
i'm coming back to play as soon as i put mrs. janus to sleep. janus played ferris bueler today (stupendously superlative day today on cape cod!...it's almost like that winter from hell never happened). but, for now, let's all give a hip-hip for our man in Britain!
{yo, Lumberjack, spring has now officially sprung...all the windows are open, the insulation has been ripped from the sills and it's time we start planning that drink (or several). hell, my brother, if you've got a boat, you should just swing by and pick me up. it's nice to look at a weather map and be happy that you are where you're at...it's been a while since i've felt otherwise. btw, i've got one of the best cohauge beds this side of cohassette}
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXNhL4J_S00
Godspeed, Mr. Farage!
hip-hip,
janus
Haven't forgotton you Janus. Finally a respite from last winters frozen putgatory.
un-fuckin-believable. that's the kind of winter that makes you think...specifically about places that don't suffer from such extreme winters. the wife is pushing hard for colorado (since i told her california is out...but there's some northernmost parts that should be okay)...and that's saying a lot when someone wants to go to colorado to escape extreme winters. and then there's the cape verdian thing. i suppose someone thought it a grand joke to flood the upper cape with 'cape verdians'; but i didn't leave alabama only to have to deal with a more hostile horde of obama's sons...w-t-f? not cool.
but, man-oh-man, what a beautiful day was yesterday...i'm lookin at low-tide now -- looks to be another dandy today as well. but my budget won't allow another sick day for my bruised coccyx (long story...a few WildBill posts back), so i'll be off in a cab later this afternoon.
here's the thing: probably a sunday evening is going to be best (based on our past conversation), and for the rest of this month i've got mother's day on the tenth and then our anniversary on the seventeenth...and that's after her birthday on the third. may is miserable for me...all giving and no getting. nevertheless, we'll get something together by month's end or next's beginning. i've got a buddy coming up from bama at the beginning of june; maybe i can drag him out to east bay in plymouth and we'll meet up.
whatever the case, i'm still angry about that winter. i'm just now thawing out.
one way or the other, we're going to make this happen...but this is insane...spring doesn't begin till may? what the hell is that all about? i feel cheated. spring is my favorite season, and here olde man winter hogs most of it...still, can't deny how lovely is my view at the present moment. and when it comes to time and wound healing, there's no salve like 'now'. it sure is nice here...when it's nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVJPAe4-lBM
cheers,
janus
I feel ya Bro. I'm in Cleveland and after the last two winters, we've decided to bail and go back below the Mason-Dixon Line where it's warmer, the food is better and the people are nicer. I received a confirmation yesterday of an offer letter en route this week, fuckers better step up.
My brother has made a lot through the years investing in Janus.
future-vision is very beneficial when your craft is prognostication.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVxKeMeAUjY
janus
*** janus is not a broker-dealer, legal advisor, tax advisor, investment advisor, accounting advisor or children's party clown. (There seems to have been some confusion that these terms are interchangeable). Relying on janus in such a capacity will result in regulatory entanglements, civil and criminal actions naming you as a defendant, severe tax liabilities and liens from the tax authority in your jurisdiction and the horror of lax accounting standards.***
Point well taken and funny. Also enjoyed Kinks vid
something to be said for that southern inbreeding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_0_nXbmAhM
shore-nuff.
janus
Chicago and Arkansas? We might as well have a Hawaiian explain what the definition of ISIS is.
Jeb Bush is a semi-functional retard, but he is not capable of another .|.|.
b7illiant
as per usual.
Might as well get used to it. Looks like they’re grooming Chelsea to sustain the clans legacy. She’s already married to Wall Street, did a fast track stint in the media, and now a faux leadership role in the Clinton Foundation to complete her public service angle of the power triangle. Sounds like the perfect resume for a junior Congresswoman or maybe even Assistant Secretary of some cabinet position don’t you think (?????)
In fact, how much do you want to bet that someone in the Democratic Super Pac has had a wet dream about a Hillary/Chelsea ticket in 2020? Spoiler alert, it’s Hillary.
An up-and-coming Congresswoman, just as soon as the spawn is in (private) school.
Webster Hubble will be so proud.
Hypocricy disowned the bitch!
YES. Clear image of this idiot. Good Lord it makes me sad.
William your humor levitates the ox yolk from off my shoulders if even for just a moment.
Degenerate art was hated by the natzi but it was better art than the uber mensch http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degenerate_Art_Exhibition
To suckle at that loathsome pap,
That poisoned, distended teat,
The billious gift of billionaires
In heat for power over all!
Tis better not to eat.
Appears to be witch craft in the making there. Now I know what the problem is.
Where they belong.
Grandma Grifter.
In defense of grandpa, here's his side of it. By grandpa I do not mean 3eyeBillJeff, I mean my fathers. I know.
Can't Prove Him Wrong:
http://ia801408.us.archive.org/20/items/new_jerusalem_0806_librivox1/new...
Eeee ,Ghaads. The thought of listening to that festering,cackling, broom riding, carbuncle infested wench makes me want to chew on glass shards.
The voice of the trodders...
State Department will not review Clinton ethics pledge breacheshttp://www.reuters.com/article/2015/05/07/us-usa-election-clinton-idUSKB...
(Reuters) - The U.S. State Department will not review the breaches of the 2008 ethics agreement Hillary Clinton signed in order to become secretary of state after her family's charities admitted in March that they had not complied, a spokesman said on Thursday.
Clinton, now the Democratic front-runner in the 2016 presidential election, had promised the federal government that the Clinton Foundation and its associated charities would name all donors annually while she was the nation's top diplomat...
...Rathke, the State Department spokesman, said the department was not aware of donations having an undue influence on U.S. foreign policy. When reporters asked how the department could know this without reviewing the belated disclosures, he declined to comment further.
Honestly, how can Americans act so stupid! That woman is a criminal and we all know it...Defies reason!!!
americans? it is the media which is completely controlled, and everything else owned by these families.