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American National Pride Plunges To 30th In The World

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Only 56% of Americans said they were "very proud" of their nation, according to World Values Survey data, down from over 62% in 2009 (71.1% in 2004, and 77% in 1999). Behind nations such as Libya, Nigeria, Egypt, and Poland, 'exceptional' America now ranks only 30th in the world for national pride...

 

Source: @MaxCRoser via @ValuesStudies

 

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Fri, 05/08/2015 - 20:44 | 6074702 Bangin7GramRocks
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Exceptionally Averagetm

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 20:50 | 6074721 Pancho de Villa
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You nailed it!

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 20:53 | 6074728 onewayticket2
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Hope n change.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 20:55 | 6074732 CH1
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National Pride = Cheap self-esteem.

The real thing takes work, but it doesn't lead you into slavery.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:20 | 6074788 Anusocracy
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National Pride is man's equivalent of monkey Troop Pride.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:22 | 6074794 CH1
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National Pride is man's equivalent of monkey Troop Pride.

YES!

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:30 | 6074814 Coke and Hookers
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I'm downvoting both of you Trotskyists!

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:35 | 6074828 LetThemEatRand
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A horse walks into a mountain ski resort bar.  Bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve trot skis."

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 22:52 | 6074993 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Uh-oh... sounds like it's time for another CONgressional hearing to "determine" why the 44 percent are "terrurrrrrrist traitors"...

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 00:09 | 6075123 MonetaryApostate
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What?!  You mean the USA is not #1???

But but, we are #1 in prisons, welfare, and um police brutality....

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 00:40 | 6075160 Handful of Dust
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Most Proudest ... since Lehman!

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 01:53 | 6075222 Macchendra
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Pride as in self-perception is the enemy of self-improvement.  Pride as in the standards one keeps for oneself is its ally!

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 06:48 | 6075398 Multi
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At least I'm not the only one thinking this is not something bad.

'National pride' how idiotic is that? Proud of being born inside some geographical coordinates, weeeeeeeeee.

You should be proud of things YOU achieved, me thinks.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 15:11 | 6076207 AldousHuxley
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This is good news.

 

Pride is for poor fools to self-delude themselves that somehow being poor is righteous.

To become rich, you have to swallow your pride and admit that being poor sucks.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 22:02 | 6074885 CH1
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I'm downvoting both of you Trotskyists!

LOL... I'm a flaming advocate of markets!

I've just decided to believe what I see... that all states are criminal operations. Once you allow yourself that truth, a lot of other stuff falls into line.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 22:27 | 6074940 Bananamerican
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Rwanda: # 10..... with a bullet

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 11:43 | 6075175 e_goldstein
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All the Tutsis in the house raise your hands...

er, nevermind.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 22:30 | 6074943 Bananamerican
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and where are the frickin Canadadonians eh?

 

Objectively speaking, amerika is just a much darker place culturally (if unchanged politically) than America was when i was a kid in the 60's/70's. (also by design, but also a product of natural national societal entropy and decay, "a la Rome")

One of the main things that separates me politically from my friends on the Left (I used to be one and NO that DOESN'T mean I'm a "rightie" now, though I have friends there too...) is the idea of a utopian "One World" someday swimming happily into humanity's view with a single (and now completely unified) brown-race, free-at-last of the burdens of cultural, national, racial, gender discrimination all singing "Imagine" in Esperanto.
But all I can imagine under such a circumstance is a Morloch/Eloi paradigm with a tiny global "elite", aided by humanoid "kapos" and General A.I. in complete control.

This, "Plunge In Pride" is of a piece with that theory. To subsume amerika into the coming, supranational, global entity requires a prior surrender of National "Pride", of boundary, borders, Institutional memory and Tradition.

From my own perspective, amerika: this uncool, amnesiac, godless, corporatist, kleptocracy is meant to be subsumed by that entity; the instinct to rebellion completely leached out of her. Will it happen?

 

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:32 | 6074821 Anusocracy
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So many millions of years of evolution, so little change.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 23:27 | 6075057 Anusocracy
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The Soviet Union with stupider citizens?

Got that covered.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 08:41 | 6075502 BlowsAgainstthe...
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Exactly.  Mindless tribalism.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 10:01 | 6075589 Lea
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"National Pride is man's equivalent of monkey Troop Pride."

That would be when you've got nothing to be proud about.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 17:42 | 6076573 Anusocracy
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Small minds need to be proud.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:52 | 6074861 Fukushima Fricassee
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President cocksucker is proud.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 08:42 | 6075503 BlowsAgainstthe...
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Which one?

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:52 | 6074862 Uncle Sugar
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Saida Grundy from Boston U  is a shining example of the self loathing.

Can we please send these brothers and sisters back to Africa?  I would gladly contribute to a reparations fund if it bought them plane tickets back.

http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/22369/

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 22:51 | 6074997 Salah
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Hey, we've already spent ~$22 TRILLION  on 'em...we could have bought Africa & had money leftover

http://www.heritage.org/research/reports/2014/09/the-war-on-poverty-afte...

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 23:36 | 6075083 falconflight
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With that kind of money, we could have built a hut for every African, the heart of humanity, and a lifetime supply of grubs.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 08:10 | 6075463 g'kar
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"Hey, we've already spent ~$22 TRILLION  on 'em...we could have bought Africa & had money leftover"

 

Is that $22T including the interest perpetually rolled over year after year so we are constantly reminded what a handful of slave owners cost this country?

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:16 | 6074780 snodgrass
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Thje dumber the population, the higher the pride.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:27 | 6074805 Anusocracy
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Dumb equals cannon fodder for the owners of the dumb.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:29 | 6074810 nmewn
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lol...yeah.

Ya know, I'd place money on the premise that less than 1% of ZH readers have ever been polled.

Thats an exceptional figure ;-)

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:44 | 6074833 LetThemEatRand
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I'd say more than a few ZH readers have been ski poled.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:58 | 6074875 Anusocracy
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I would say that one ZH commenter has been ski poled.

Willingly.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 08:13 | 6075468 g'kar
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Was that a gay pollock joke?

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:37 | 6074832 Farmer Joe in B...
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By that rationale, we should be much higher than 30th.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 23:34 | 6075076 falconflight
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Well there is the Howard Zinn narative.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 23:11 | 6075033 stant
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I am back to the commonwealth level. Csa if things improve

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 23:33 | 6075072 drendebe10
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"For the first time in my adult life I'm proud of my country."  Michael osamabumerama the wookie

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 02:56 | 6075274 The central planners
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"Peak shame"

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 20:47 | 6074706 Stuck on Zero
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Proud of your country.

Ashamed for your government.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:16 | 6074779 Anusocracy
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A country is just the area that a government claims an exclusive right to plunder.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:21 | 6074790 yrad
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Now, poll the Texans.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 23:56 | 6075105 Buster Cherry
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Ok.

As a Texan, I would be most proud if we were an independent country again, separate from the USA.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 01:34 | 6075206 Blano
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I moved to Texas because the country has become such an embarrassment.

Will make my last stand here if I have to.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:53 | 6074864 Zapporius
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fuck that. change your government like the french did, back in the day, then be happy. Fuck pride, it's a fools errand, much better to live happy fulfilling lives in harmony with oneself, fellow humans and nature. Then you will be content and pride won't be needed. You'll start thinking how to help others achieve the same, instead of being "proud" and rationalizing around fucking people over so you could have fetishes that you can be proud of.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 01:41 | 6075213 Dexter Morgan
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Right on.  The politicians swear a vow to uphold the Constitution.  They're supposed to be loyal to US, not US loyal to a bunch of cocksuckers.  Besides they're getting paid, and well at that.  Fuck loyalty to the government.  If you volunteer to go half way around the world to die for these psychopaths then you are an idiot.  You aren't protecting ME in Phoenix, that's fo sho.  All the psychopaths have for sale is the usual, the boogeyman.  I've seen it for 59 years.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:54 | 6074870 Fukushima Fricassee
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In this nation government is now just full of criminals looking out for #1 .

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 01:42 | 6075216 JuliaS
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America takes credit for giving you freedom that you already had anyway. It's the biggest head job in the world. You are born free, and America takes credit for it. That's like putting your name tag on someone else's gift at a wedding: "This one's from me!"

- Doug Stanhope

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 17:46 | 6076583 Anusocracy
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Good quote. Thanks

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 20:50 | 6074715 silverer
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I guess people are sick of being forced to pay taxes, to be in debt forever, for their kids to be in debt forever, just so the American elites can go expedition hunting overseas with their military and banks and destroy everything in their path.  Nope.  Nothing to be proud of.  Not if you're normal, and have any kind of clue what's really going on.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 20:50 | 6074717 Budnacho
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"....Because I'm Proud to be an American....I'm ok with mediocrity...."

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:50 | 6074859 LetThemEatRand
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'Cause I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm....  Nevermind.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 10:29 | 6075645 Keynesians say ...
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Every time that satanic shit song comes plunging through me ear drums I frantically attempt to find a gun so I can blow my brains out

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 20:50 | 6074720 Kirk2NCC1701
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Notice the inverse correlation between economic success and national pride: the least successful are the most proud.

When you can afford little, you can still National Pride, it seems.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:23 | 6074798 cigarEngineer
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Maybe that explains some of the self-hate of Japan, Germany, and Taiwan.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 20:50 | 6074722 wwxx
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Considering what that red, white, & blue rag stands for, there is no reason for me to support it, I've been determined about this since nine/eleven.

 

And yeah, there are plenty of people in this nation that fully support the Patriot Act, and various other forms of extreme domination, so I don't buy the whole excuse like the Germans have used, 'we didn't know'~~~~~bullshit.

 

wwxx

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 20:55 | 6074738 chunga
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Looks like this "World Values" outfit is racist. Where's Israel?

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 20:58 | 6074747 TradingTroll
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Lots of countries missing. All designed to put Qatar at the top? Because gassing Syrian kids to make was for a pipeline makes you proud??

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:11 | 6074772 chunga
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I'm calling bullshit on this thing.

Netherlands, Russia, Germany, Sweden, all down at the bottom ready to throw in the towel. This is mental.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:26 | 6074803 dcohen
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In some of those countries, they are proud in secrecy, but overtly, it is frowned upon to express pride of ones own achievements - the jante law.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:02 | 6074755 silverer
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Guess not all reported.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 20:55 | 6074739 ersatz007
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Proud of the constitution. Not proud of how it has been trashed.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:00 | 6074750 Usura
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Nationality is not the same thing as country of domicile.

 

Race = Nation

Proud of nation

Disgusted by country

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:49 | 6074856 Zapporius
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Oh you sad collectivist tit. How about individuality and universal human values? Ever heard of those? Of course not, if you respected those how else would you exploit the rest of the world for your fat arses?

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:02 | 6074753 DIgnified
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Not surprising in the leftist-Huffington Post self-flagellation culture. 

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:04 | 6074757 Achilles Heel
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Gay Pride is soaring!

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:06 | 6074765 williambanzai7
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I am amazed it is that high.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 22:28 | 6074946 Stormtrooper
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It's like religion WB.  Most people will lie to be accepted.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 08:35 | 6075494 serotonindumptruck
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The fear of social rejection and public ridicule is a powerful force. This overwhelming desire to be "normal" and to adopt a "herd mentality" seem to be odd yet common traits within society. One must never draw attention to oneself through the expression of opposing or unconventional views. That sort of behavior is highly discouraged and active measures are occasionally taken to socially isolate and marginalize individuals who engage in it.

No doubt that any unconventional political speech can also result in reports to DHS or other law enforcement agencies.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:12 | 6074773 TideFighter
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Moochelle was.....then she wasn't......then she was......a man. Got you.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:16 | 6074781 divedivedive
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Yes ! Mexico is the new US.

 

 

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:18 | 6074784 gwar5
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Michelle Obama said she was finally proud of America so that good enough for one country.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:21 | 6074793 Dixie Flatline
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Sodom and Gomorrah could not be reached for comment.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:36 | 6074830 Dixie Flatline
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Oh mexico, you corruptocraCy south of the border.  Your land full of mota, tamales and donkey shows. Show the rest of the world your virtues. Turn all of America into Juarez complete with cartels and headless bodies hanging from every overpass.  CA is already turning brown for your inevitable takeover.  May there be a blessed something of Guadeloupe in every window.

 

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:53 | 6074852 CoastalCowboy
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No category for appalled beyond belief. I used to be proud but pushing 30 years of Bush/Clinton/Bush/Obama and Bush or Clinton up next followed by more Clinton/Bush after those cretins have finished me off. No need to mention the representatives of the people selling themselves to the highest bidder along with never ending war with the destruction of civil liberties.

I am God damned ashamed.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:52 | 6074863 reader2010
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National pride is designed exclusively for dumb masses. 

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 21:58 | 6074879 CompassionateCo...
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If you're not proud then I have to assume you're not a real conservative like Mitt Romney or Ronald Reagan.  I am proud of this country and extremely proud of OUR President.   The only thing giving this great nation a black eye is these middle class white racist Nazi kooks.  When we get the TPP passed and rammed down their throats things will look better.  Even better would be to deal with all of these sicko gun owner idiots. 

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 22:26 | 6074941 Stormtrooper
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Come and get them pal.  You and your army.  I'll only load one round to make it fair for you.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 23:20 | 6075045 falconflight
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Your pink mangina is lookin so fine...

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 06:37 | 6075388 CoastalCowboy
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Mitt Romney is Obama Junior. Reagan was a Bush dynasty sock puppet. You so funny. You make me laugh so so hard.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 22:13 | 6074910 umdesch4
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Interesting that Canada wasn't surveyed at all. I'd be curious...

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 00:24 | 6075147 Manipuflation
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Nor England.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 22:24 | 6074938 kchrisc
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That chart says "United States." That's the criminal nation that is occupying the American country.

I am proud to be an American citizen, and not a US subject.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.

 

Ironic that the thieves of the criminal, treasonous, and murderous DC US nation are only the 30th. most prideful.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 00:22 | 6075145 Manipuflation
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Well stated kchrisc.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 23:19 | 6075042 falconflight
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Figures that the most brutal shitholes in the entire world are the most prideful.  Kinda like the denizens of the Amerikan Urban Utopias.  Anyway, I have nothing to be proud of anymore.  I renounce my pledge to the "HomeLand."

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 23:29 | 6075059 21centurydragon...
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US- 85% still very or quite proud= brainwashing, dumbing down and Prozac. 

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 23:35 | 6075079 BoPeople
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While pride is not a virtue ... it is not possible to have an ounce of pride in our current inbred corruptoid government.

Are there any real human beings working in government or are they all inbred corruptoids from planet 10?

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 00:21 | 6075136 Manipuflation
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For a second there I thought #1 Qatar was actually "Other".  That was optimistic of me.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 00:22 | 6075144 are we there yet
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Quatar is at the top because they have a large philapene servant population that does all the work while they are all supported by state with a luxury welfare system. THis survey does not include foreign non citizens as is the case in many arab countries. Then there is the odd idea that 100 percent of the women like their status in the arab world.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 00:47 | 6075170 heywood2
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Who cares? The places that are "proud" mostly suck. Ghana? Qatar? Ecuador??? Every one a third-world hellhole.

 

Australia is the first decent place on the list, and they are about #20.

 

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 01:32 | 6075202 DutchBoy2015
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I bet you have never been outside of your COUNTY much less COUNTRY,.  

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 02:47 | 6075264 joego1
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Come on Ameica it's not how much pride you have it's how you use it!

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 05:52 | 6075363 Space Animatoltipap
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Many in Yemen and Pakistan are proud of their country ... btw, I'm very proud to not give a shit about "my" country, the freakin' Netherlands. It's becoming more and more like Lebanon and Pakistan these days. Luckily happiness and strength are derived form other sources. 

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 06:42 | 6075390 DutchBoy2015
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Lebanon is a beautiful place, klootzak.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 06:43 | 6075393 DutchBoy2015
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If you live in the Randstand, I pity you.    I haven't been to A'dam or Utrecht in 3 years.  Greetings from the bos in the beautiful Hoge Veluwe.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 06:44 | 6075395 DutchBoy2015
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You know why the Netherlands is going down the tubes?  Because they suck American and Jew cock. 

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 07:53 | 6075451 Hyjinx
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I appreciated the "mind your own business" mentality in Holland but REALLY find the work ethic lacking and am annoyed by the "you shouldn't be better than anyone else" attitude.  Strange the Dutch are so low on the list because overall I would say aside from the food the Dutch are quite chauvenistic about their culture and country.  As far as cities are concerned I find Utrecht and Groningen to be some of the better cities, Rotterdam not so much.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 06:25 | 6075379 reginald
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All these comments and no mention of China.

Classic

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 06:26 | 6075380 reginald
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Sitting in the middle would be ok by me.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 06:31 | 6075384 reginald
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And to the idiots using the "USSA" acronym come up with something new that better describes your unique fucked upness.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 06:51 | 6075399 espirit
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How about the 'United Southern States of Amerika' ?

Still butt-hurt?

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 07:48 | 6075445 Firewood
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How about Shitsville?

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 11:39 | 6075769 Gohigher
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FUBAR

 

Reach for the Gold-Bond and relaxanax, dude.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 12:35 | 6075851 BlussMann
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Let's hear it for Reginald:

USSA USSA USSA ALL THE WAY !  YEAH ! WE'RE NUMBER

_____ (FILL IN THE BLANK)

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 06:32 | 6075386 Roanman
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Americans for the first time in a generation, starting to get it.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 07:54 | 6075452 Firewood
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So "only" 56% of USSANS are exceptionally proud of the sewer they wallow in and the industrial genocide perpetrated by Pentacon Kill Industries by the sub working class protoplast that slaughters for a "living"? Sounds like the Homeland GEESTAPO will have to get busy tracking and bagging those 44% dissident terror threats maquerading as red blooded USSANS still roaming free and a danger to the zero 1% regime that owns US.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 08:55 | 6075516 Fix It Again Timmy
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No one is fond of a broke, homicidal, and delusional maniac...

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 09:33 | 6075552 cherry picker
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In God We Trust

Which God?

It is said Lucifer is Immortal too.

Apparently the difference between one and the other is one is deception and lies

The other is truth

I read the news

See the conspiracy theories that ended up being true

The CIA, Eisenhower Death Camps, Secret Prisons, a State Department that won't investigate Hillary's dirty laundry as it assumes it is clean, and so much more a person can't count the tonnage of shit hidden under a tarp, but it smells to high heaven.

Americans want it that way.  When they can't see their victims squirm they don't feel guilty their tax dollars contribute to all of this.

And freedom?

In a country which has the highest per capita incarceration rate in the world?  Where Martha Stewarts serves time for doing what congressmen do regularly, legally? Where you do not have control of your own home.  Where others dictate to you how to raise your children.

There is no equality or freedom nor bravery left in that land than amounts to a hill of beans. All you have left is bullshit sitting on a huge printing press or CPU issuing digits like bitcoin and convinces the world it is worth something.

If it wasn't for the guns, the weapons of mass destruction in its grasp and the willingness to use them the USA would be no different than South Africa.

 

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 12:31 | 6075847 BlussMann
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This is Black Ruled America (taking nothing away from the Zio Uber Lords). It' s only the population difference between White's and Blacks that keep this "..noble Union.." from being SA 2.0 - but it's coming.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 09:50 | 6075566 mastersnark
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In spite of DC's best effort to limit my financial success, every 3 months I manage to pay DC in the 5 digits so heavily armed men don't break into my home, kill my dogs, steal my children, put me and my wife in a cage and then take all of my assets.

This extortion money I pay helps finance a universal surveillance of myself and my family, arm the aforementioned seizure teams, and maintain a system where about a 1/3 of the workforce can just kick back and get free money from the State.

Finally, I don't make enough to bribe, pardon me, "make a meaningful FEC-approved contribution to" a DC employee so I have zero influence over what DC does to me.

So please excuse me if my "American Pride" seems a little light this year... 

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 11:34 | 6075766 Gohigher
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+ 10

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 10:01 | 6075586 Catullus
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Nationalism: hating people you don't know and taking credit for things you didn't do.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 14:21 | 6076110 falconflight
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Progressivism:  hating people you don't know and taking THINGS and credit for things you didn't build or do.  There fixed it.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 10:13 | 6075610 Your Creator
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mexicans  are so happy they want to leave their country and invade the us.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 10:17 | 6075621 messystateofaffairs
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56% very proud!! The correct answer for anyone remotely aware is totally fucking disgusted. The sheeple sleep soundly.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 11:54 | 6075793 Dekyus
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in qatar if you are not pride you are in jail

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 12:21 | 6075823 steveharless
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CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN 

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 12:27 | 6075837 Dre4dwolf
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How can you have pride when the only people who ever make it into office are criminals?

^^

 

Might aswell take everyone on death-row and give them seats in the senate, the govt would function the same.

 

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 13:26 | 6075954 Duude
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Mexican pride is higher than the US?  Ironic, as their masses seek to escape their land for the greener grass in the north.  I mean, its not like Mexico has a higher unemployment rate than the US. In fact, its lower.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 20:46 | 6076973 Razor_Edge
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The thing about that list it seems to me is that the ones who are most proud, are countries it's hard to understand what they have to be proud of, being mostly piss poor, corrupt, medieval oil monarchies or all round non achievers in any known area.

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