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Artist's Impression Of Obamatopia

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"Tah-dah" indeed...

 

 

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Fri, 05/08/2015 - 13:57 | 6073482 youngman
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Its good with drawn butter and garlic too

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 14:00 | 6073493 Oldwood
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And it leaves a trail of slime

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 14:01 | 6073498 e_goldstein
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So the economy is Hillary?

Who'd a thunk it.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 14:04 | 6073513 KnuckleDragger-X
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I wouldn't insult good honest slugs with that comparison....  ;-)

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 14:07 | 6073523 smlbizman
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that nigger done trown salt all over dat slug....

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 14:09 | 6073527 wee-weed up
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It would be more accurate if it showed him with his pants down around his ankles squatting over a fresh steaming turd which is labeled ECONOMY. Everything the man touches turns to shit.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 14:12 | 6073537 BoredRoom
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he did stimulate Ben Finkenbinder's anus......but shit was the end result there also.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 14:21 | 6073555 NoDebt
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Remember the movie "A Fish Called Wanda"?  There's a scene where he runs over the stuck bad guy with a steamroller starting like 300 feet away- inching along.  The whole way he's yelling "REVENGE!"

That's the real economy.  The Fed's the bad guy.  It could be a while yet.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 14:51 | 6073660 prefan4200
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"It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me !"  Good stuff.  Yes, the Fed's the bad guy, if only we had a steamroller.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr9qX9k1Y98

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 18:27 | 6074366 Perseus son of Zeus
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Ah,... Why does cartoon Obama look white?

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 14:38 | 6073605 City_Of_Champyinz
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Its not his fault, Liberalism always generates the opposite outcome from its stated intent.  It never fails.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 17:15 | 6074130 Salah
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What you get with all "tribalized" blacks, and being President---he's invulnerable.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 14:05 | 6073515 MsCreant
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That's just Obama, not the snail. Hucksters do that and sell snake oil.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 15:18 | 6073756 Shawnee
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the snail does too.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 14:46 | 6073634 booboo
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I sure hope I get shipped to the same Gulag as this Ramerize cartoonist, we can have a chuckle over a hardy bowl of luke warm salted water and roached eggs. We will giggle like school boys at cartoons of the camp commandant and his chubby gay lover. Oh how I pine for those future days.
On another note called my congressmans office and managed to offend the little whore manning the phones for asking where the guy stood on ttp. I just asked the question and pressed the little mink when she played dumb(er). What's with these little pussies college is coughing up these days? Is everyone's fall back position "I'm offended"

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 10:57 | 6075696 e_goldstein
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Since she didn't abandon the phone and run away screaming and crying you obviously weren't offensive enough.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 13:59 | 6073490 czarangelus
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Swear to god, most people I talk to literally believe the unemployment figures coming from .Gov

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 14:04 | 6073512 AIIB
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So I'm guessing you eat out at restaurants a lot & are chatty with the help.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 14:11 | 6073535 Praetorian Guard
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Yes, and that is why we are beyond fucked!!!! Maybe we should strive for the good ole days:

http://youtu.be/KOC_vsKy9O4

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Fri, 05/08/2015 - 15:19 | 6073760 Agstacker
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LOL when I say that 911 was an inside job and the gov is lying about what happened I get looked at like I'm totally insane.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 15:29 | 6073798 Seek_Truth
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You must learn to break it to them slowly.

Would you be more likely to take a sip of water when you are thirsty?

Or to attempt to drink from a firehose?

Start them with a sip.

Patience, man, patience.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 15:39 | 6073834 Sages wife
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It is definitely an art. God I hate those fucking eyerolls.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 15:54 | 6073898 knukles
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Whatever .....

(goes with the eyeroll)

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 18:18 | 6074335 pgroup
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Well, you are so what do you expect?

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 08:07 | 6075460 Agstacker
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If you believe everything the MSM reports you have no place here at ZH.  We're only interested in truth here.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 15:35 | 6073822 oldmanofthesee
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Not sure where I read it........April numbers include 400,000 PART-TIME jobs, with a loss of 200,000 full-time jobs, so the net of 200,000 all went to workers 55 and older. My GOD! Numbers rounded 'cause I'm tired.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 15:42 | 6073856 Farmer Joe in B...
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Baaaaahhhhhhh.....

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 16:57 | 6074053 Boxed Merlot
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...most people I talk to literally believe the unemployment figures coming from .Gov...

 

One more reason why I believe the Wisdom Literature in the Bible:  "The simple believeth every word: but the prudent man looketh well to his going".  Proverbs 14:15 (original KJV, in case you couldn’t tell)

And by the way, one distinct characteristic of water, (at “room” temperature) is that of wetness. 

We continue to fight the good fight vs. "doing 'god's' work"

 

jmlearnin'

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 14:01 | 6073502 Oh regional Indian
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Priceless.

The first amendment is a really powerful tool for self-expression in the US.

They're throttling it back, slowly, boiling frog style.

But for now, priceless..

Unpricable:Sequence 17, the Sonic Cleanse...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BrvoWEw2J8

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 06:43 | 6075392 One of these is...
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ORI, With feet like that you should be in the police force...

:c)

 

 

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 14:02 | 6073505 kchrisc
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Show the snail instead as a Dybbuk making off with the economy like a grifting bankster, and then I'll go with it.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.

 

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 14:10 | 6073532 DontFollowMyAdv...
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should've drawn a salt shaker in gigglesworth's hand

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 14:30 | 6073579 carbonmutant
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Should have drawn our Community Organizer as Wimpy chasing a duck with a meat grinder...

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 14:36 | 6073593 Salsipuedes
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I think the economy is more like a beaten, skinny old donkey teetering on a cliff.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 14:48 | 6073648 TeethVillage88s
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A sloth crossing a 2 lane road works for me.

But a hunk of meat on a balancing scale with a pound on one side and a Big Rat eating the meat on the other side plays.

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 12:09 | 6075808 Salsipuedes
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I've reviewed all the submissions and I'm gonna roll with your Rat.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 14:50 | 6073658 Dixie Flatline
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Ramirez is an awesome political cartoonist.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 16:29 | 6074010 Sages wife
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I think it's appropriate that he draws obama with a dick for a head.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 18:07 | 6074308 TheFourthStooge-ing
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No, he's not. He toes the establishment DC neocon line.

Face it - anyone can draw amusing cartoons about Obama, because Obama is the most invertebrate, obedient, amoral marionette that has ever been danced into the presidency at the end of a set of strings.

Ramirez reveals himself as just another "liberal media" hack when he compliantly swallows the accepted Washington Post/NYT fictional narratives and, like a performing seal, cheerleads for confrontation and war with Russia, Iran, Syria, China, and/or any other bogeyman du jour.

Don't hold your breath waiting for Ramirez to show some balls by going after war fags like McCain and Graham or drawing anything even remotely critical of the Israeli government. The only way Ramirez can display his testicles is by holding up the jar that they're in, because only eunuchs are employed to reinforce the status quo DC party line.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 18:11 | 6074317 Dixie Flatline
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Tissue?

 

Oh and your "Don't hold your breath waiting for Ramirez to show some balls by going after war fags like McCain and Graham or drawing anything even remotely critical of the Israeli government. "

 

Factually untrue.

Good day.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 18:24 | 6074355 Seek_Truth
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I, for one, would propose that you two actually provide facts, links, or other support for your positions.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 18:33 | 6074387 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

I, for one, would propose that you two actually provide facts, links, or other support for your positions.

Here are a couple for you:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-03-21/obama-worst-president-ever

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-03-28/were-just-one-archduke-away

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 18:45 | 6074417 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Made me laugh...

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 20:18 | 6074639 Pickleton
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wrong too.

 

LOL!

 

Edit: After continuing to read.  ...an ass too.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 18:28 | 6074369 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Tissue?

No thanks, Mr. Ramirez. Not everyone jacks off over your crayon scrawlings.

Oh and your "Don't hold your breath waiting for Ramirez to show some balls by going after war fags like McCain and Graham or drawing anything even remotely critical of the Israeli government."

Factually untrue.

Care to support your assertion?

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 18:31 | 6074382 Dixie Flatline
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I'm not googling cartoons for you mister.

You are obviously self aware that you are so well informed, yet you have to lie to make your points.

*sigh*

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 18:43 | 6074409 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Oh, I get it. You'll google cartoons, just not for me.

The pain, the pain...

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 18:44 | 6074412 Dixie Flatline
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something something fight club.

Whatever, just a little bugaboo, you don't like a guy that draws.  No skin off my back.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 19:02 | 6074461 TheFourthStooge-ing
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something something fight club.

Yep, and you tapped out pretty quickly.

Whatever, just a little bugaboo, you don't like a guy that draws.

I like Gilbert Shelton and Robert Crumb. Of course, the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers and Weirdo Comix weren't all about playing rah-rah "patriotic" jingoism in support of the mainstream propaganda narrative.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 19:30 | 6074526 Dixie Flatline
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Cool story bro!

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 15:19 | 6073765 Mike Honcho
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The snail should be bandaged, medicated, and IV'd due to decades of unhealthy performance enhancers.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 15:28 | 6073792 I Write Code
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More like celebrating a dead cat bounce, but close enough.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 15:30 | 6073804 HomoHominiLupus
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Perhaps we should be grateful that we even have a snail economy. For shits ‘n giggles, let’s try some Qualitative Easing: get Jeb or some other Republo intellectual life-guard into the White House next year…start another war or seven soon thereafter, re-de-regulate the Banks, and see what we end up with…

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 15:31 | 6073808 TheAntiProgressive
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Eric Idle as the Krugman Presstitutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE

The Parrot is the economy.  Cleese is the ZHers.

Always good for a laugh.  It's just restin.....

 

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 16:29 | 6074004 Boxed Merlot
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It's just restin...

 

No it's not, it's pinin'.    

(But I do have a slug)

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 15:43 | 6073857 insanelysane
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The snail's heading in the right direction, away from O.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 18:34 | 6074390 Monty Burns
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Yeah, but he's got his back turned to O.  Not a good idea.  

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 15:45 | 6073865 ted41776
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he thinks that making it move by pouring salt on it is a good strategy

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 16:02 | 6073914 Peter Pan
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There is only thing more slimy than the snail in that cartoon.....

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 17:06 | 6074113 Ex Cathedra
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Compare unemployment rate now to when Obama entered office.

You lose. 

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 02:39 | 6075258 Sovereign Economist
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Which Unemployment numbers?  The BLS lies, or the real numbers as per someone like John Williams of www.shadowstats.com?

Either way, AMERICA loses!

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 10:29 | 6075646 didthatreallyhappen
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5.4% is real? BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 17:56 | 6074269 WTFUD
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Stop picking on Obama he's my BITCH.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 18:36 | 6074398 Monetas
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Ever screw a skinny girl .... with a real loose hole ?

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 18:11 | 6074318 Reaper
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Did the sheeple expect their penance in voting for Obama would be pleasant? Guilt is absolved by punishment/penance. Next up is penance for Bill Clinton's sins against Cankles.

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 18:35 | 6074392 Monetas
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100 real jobs  X  4/3  =  133.3333 part time jobs !

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 22:07 | 6074894 monad
Sat, 05/09/2015 - 00:41 | 6075162 tarabel
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I was expecting to see him in his shop dealing with a customer trying to return a dead parrot.

"There, it moved!"

 

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 02:42 | 6075260 joego1
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I have three Talapia in my green house aquarium. I feed them snails everyday they love them. I wish I could feed them politicians and lawyers, humm- I guess they are the same thing when you come down to it.

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