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Rubio is ZOG approved
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/10/us/billionaire-lifts-marco-rubio-polit...
Channeling Imelda Marcos - she wants her shoes back, all 2000 of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8kpPifA7WY
She is a shoe in.
How ‘bout a shoe up her thieving ass? ;-)
Looney
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/yoko-ono-i-had-an-affair-with-hillary-clinton-in-the-70s/
Hillary's response:
I never had sex with that woman.
What do you do with a hillary buried up to her nose in shoes?
A: Get more shoes.
World News Daily is a satirical site, and their disclaimer says as much. Which doesn't matter, because thanks for that mental image... *shudder*
Of all the commenters on ZeroHedge, I have to admit Latina Lover, you're the creme of the crop... :D
That's it is an ass hoe
Looking for Vince Foster's shoes
She lacks soul
Hilarious cartoon, but so sad, considering she'll win anyway.
it's been ordained, lest she keels over.. Then Jeb takes up the banner.
God help us!
Channeling Imelda Marcos - she wants her shoes back, all 2000 of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8kpPifA7WY
Bingo!!!
This is all pre-planned to have the crap out of the way by polling time so that some unelectable moron fielded by the R's will serve as a distraction to the Bilderberg promise being fulfilled. Especially when the inner cities are burning.
kinda like that ^^^
By
Allysia Finley May 7, 2015 7:11 p.m. ET
Tom—First off, delete this message after reading. We’ve got enough problems without you adding to them. That hack right-wing writer
Peter Schweizer
just put out a book, “Clinton Cash,” on us, so we appreciate you taking the tabloid spotlight for a bit.
Second, terrific job responding to all those ankle-biting reporters in January about the deflated pigskins you used during the Patriot’s AFC championship game against the Colts: “I didn’t alter the ball in any way.” Of course, you didn’t. Your ball boys did. That’s what flunkies are for: Doing things you don’t want to get caught doing and then taking the fall.
When asked if you had cheated, you replied honestly: “I don’t believe so. I feel like I’ve always played within the rules. I would never do anything to break the rules.” We added the italics. In admiration. We couldn’t have obfuscated any better. Of course, you don’t believe you did anything wrong. And neither do we.
Also, nice job stonewalling
Ted Wells,
the NFL’s special investigator, by refusing to hand over your texts and emails. (We can tell you stories about special prosecutors that’ll pin your ears back.) FYI, you should delete those files asap since Congress might decide to pile on and launch its own investigation. Republicans never met a rabbit hole they didn’t want to dive into. Then declare that you only deleted personal correspondence like notes between you and Gisele—no one, not even nosy Republicans or sleazy reporters, has the right to read the correspondence between a husband and wife. Even if it comes to, like, 30,000 emails.
If asked about those autographed footballs and game-worn jerseys that you slipped to the ball boys, claim that they were really gifts that were intended to be auctioned off for fill-in-the-blank charity. We know that Gisele is already checking off the do-gooder box by serving as the “Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations Environment Programme,” but now also might be a good time for you two to set up a putatively philanthropic foundation. You’re making millions, but you still gotta pay the bills.
Most important: Deflect, deflect, deflect like one of those monster Packers defensive linemen batting down one of your passes. For starters, denounce the Wells investigation as a league conspiracy—a “sting operation” as your agent
Don Yee
said on Thursday. Your dad got it right when he called it “Framegate.” Remember that the NFL front office may be the only governing body in the U.S. that’s less popular than Congress.
It should be clear to fans that the league has had it out for you and Coach Belichick since 2007 when a Patriots video assistant was caught secretly taping Jets defensive signals. But the media back then got distracted by other things—like our presidential campaign. Now here you are all these years later taking the heat off us! Don’t worry though. Reporters have a very short attention span, and lucky for you the NFL is full of screw-ups, maybe even more than on Capitol Hill.
Johnny Manziel
just came out of rehab. How long can that last?
But if reporters won’t stop hounding you, hold a press conference. Don’t actually answer any of their questions, just keep calling audibles and try to confuse them. Here’s a line you can use, an oldie but goody from Hillary in ’96 that we still love: “It is possible that I did once know something more that would be responsive to these interrogatories. But if I did, I do not recall it now.’’
Hope this helps. If you need any more advice, just holler. Oh, and maybe you could contribute to the Clinton Foundation?
Too long to read on a Saturday night. Thanks though, appreciate the effort and it is probably pretty good.
Mr Knuckles, I agree with the insight if she was rescueable, but the stuff is flowing from both sides and Hillary and Bill show is over. The Pedo stuff on Bill is just in Hibernation.
The Hill using the United States Secretary of State to Sharpton out 'donations' is heinous even by progressive standards.
With that being said She displays all the gumption to work the current system to her best advantage.
I completely endorse Hillary for POTUS 2016
http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/hang-%28R%29.jpg
Jeff Rense has had this picture up on his site for the past couple of days, knukles. WB7 isn't the ONLY artist who uses 'visual combat', you know.
The awakened are well aware of what is transpiring. Your educated guess is, unfortunately, correct (most likely).
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Hey Tyler, how many spam posts are you going to let this ass-hat make?
It's a 'hit-and-run' spammer.
Same B.S., different link (to the same places), different 'avatar'.
It's the price that has to be borne for a free and honestly open internet discussion forum.
I'm sure that Tyler would welcome suggestions, though, if you have any.
This spammer's mother's ex-roommate's boyfriend, with a small investment in kneepads, found a way to make $1,200 an hour (dressed as a woman). Unfortunately, the doctors can't help him with his H.I.V. infection, or his cancer of the larynx. If YOU want an opportunity to make this kind of money, simply log on to 'spambot\oral/services dot com'...
I am not allowed to vote in my particular fed district, for obvious reasons. But I am thinking of buying my right to do so by settling up with the IRS to vote specifically for hillary, and her ideas of how future generations should plan their lives. Hippocritical oath and what not.
As far as the tylers. Still mad they did not change the theme of this site to "children of men" instead of "fight club" in early 2009. Also still here, and it aint so bad.
"Rubio is ZOG approved"
Randy Paul too.
if Hillary outrage hits peak and she pulls out....and the demos have all been standing back 'cause nobody wants to run against her, it will be interesting to watch them scramble to try to field somebody plausible....
The Dems don't need anyone "plausible". Just think of Senator Hiawatha and her garden of smelts ...
all the donkeys need to do is figure out a running mate that will lose, then go on the VP ticket... My $$$ in on Martin O'Malley... As Dean Wormer once put it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tfK_3XK4CI
http://youtu.be/Ey20x-VlDYQ
Pathetic Zh won't write an article about this
Pathetic you just got here and haven't looked at the archives.
Go easy on the ute.
He'll be fun to mess with later.ald
Bloated and decaying beached whale. Watching her media allies deflect and lie to polish the collosal turd that Hillary is, is as entertaining as it is maddening.
Elena Ceausescu from Romania had a shoe addiction. What happened to her?
Tried and shot by firing squad, I believe. No guilotines were harmed in the action.
From the aspect of a pure cost-benefit analysis, while the guillotine is a stationary object, it requires an operator who gets paid by the hour, as well as a staff of carpenters and metal-workers and greasers to maintain the machine (as well as fixed, continuous rental fees on the room that it is housed in). A bullet, while seemingly exotic, is mass-produced at a very low cost, and the device which delivers it is as plentiful as the sands of the sea. In less than a second, the targeted individual is terminated, and an open-air arena is easily arranged without cost to the taxpayers.
The Romainians weren't CHEAP. They were THRIFTY!
Executed on Christmas day, after the obligatory show trial, eh...
I'm ...Ready for ..... Oligarchy
"The choice is clear; there isn't one"
Election is about
(1) Old money buying political power (republicans)
(2) politically powerful trading favors for money (democrats)
SOLUTION: reduce government power and taxes
O RLY?
Conventional wisdom...destroyed.
that's how democrats who start out poor get rich....but it you reduce government power, then there won't be anything for politicians to sell.
Good on you, Dixie!
I wanted to give you an up vote, but it doesn't work when you start with a quote.
Exactly.
I wanted to give you an up vote, but it doesn't work when you start with a quote.
Yeh, but what do you see Dixie?
Has it ever entered your cranial cavern that all of the polticians, no matter their affiliation are bought and paid for, or variously blackmailed, by the same people who present Hillary the Cunt as a viable candidate?
It's fuckin' amazing how stupid we (collectively) are!
Conventional wisdom. You ain't got it.
Thanks for participating and projecting whatever presuppositions you wanted to onto me for your little rant.
Feel better? Ready for some spagetti-o's?
Thanks, I can officially write you off, now.
Oh, and I thought you were gonna finish your juice and take a nap?
Learn how to spell spaghetti, troll.
.meh
By almost every measure, in fact, it's the Democrats and the Republicans who are the party of the rich.
And yes, I mean party of the rich, not parties.
The only purpose served by elections is to cultivate the illusion of choice for those still gullible enough to believe that their vote matters.
That, and creating a conduit for money laundering via super PACs.
Solution:
http://images.rapgenius.com/da7e807e855ef73724dcc86dc7264650.400x240x15.gif
Need moar pitchforks
Found on : http://www.drudgereport.com
http://fusion.net/video/132240/watch-george-clooney-pledges-to-support-h...
'nuff said.
'nuff George Clooney movies, right along side Jane Fonda
the neocon deep state is fully behind hillary.
but they also own everyone else.
Why even bother having an election?
http://www.e-ir.info/2014/06/14/the-neoconservative-influence-on-us-fore...
Exactamundo. If Obie couldn't shrug them off, then it's all proof of the puppetry
'Exacamundo' = FREE FONZ!
Time to retire the term "neoconservative".
No one knows what it means anymore, if they ever did.
It's just a catchall term used by progressives to hate other progressives, without calling them "liberals".
Chuck Schumer. Dianne Feinstein. Barbara Boxer.
You know, "neoconservatives".
huh?
How in the fuck are neocons ever mistaken for "progressives"?
Are you from Earth?
Just because you aren't familiar doesn't mean that there isn't a fairly cognizable definition.
Here:
http://www.voltairenet.org/article178638.html
Ummm.
Everything makes sense to someone who writes their own dictionary.
So you have to admit they are progressives. That little article uses every way of describing them as such except for that particular term.
please, stop mentioning this woman's fucking name...
cartoons, fuckin useless
just so long as it's her shoes that keep dropping and nothing else (!)
each time I hear her name this comes to mind...
...driving miss crazy.
She is a good for nothing, lying POS communist democrat, that would sell the country to IRAN if she thought it would get her elected to POTUS.
Which begs the question: Would you rather be sold to Iran or Saudi Arabia? One way or the other, you are getting sold. Choices, choices...
well i would vote to elect you, but you sound as brainless as Hillary is.
You all have a duty not to let that crazy hag win. If you need to tie up your wives (with a day out at the salon, or just use rope) then go for it, but no matter what happens, you can't let them near the polling station. Period. You know what the selfish bastards will do, if it's a toss between other woman and reason, the minds of other women come first. Dangerous times.
If you are paying attention to Hillary, you're missing the rabbit being put in the hat.
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.
Just when you think that the next president can't be worse than the last, along comes Hillary. Things are getting so bad I am starting to remember George Bush Junior with a kind of sentimentality. Heaven help us all.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zCUkaPwjhfc
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x2_UQybvwLQ
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bEnKFm5tNqU
Here’s to hoping the next shoe isn’t just another high heel, but, a size sixteen vibram soled construction boot with a steel toe insert.
If you people don't stop bashing Hillary, I'm going to maybe think about not reading this blog ever again after the election or sometime that I decide upon later.
Does that mean you'll stop commenting too? Promise?
Irony is lost on you, isn't it.
Bill just sticks his foot and leg in her cunt , up to his knee although she draws the line at him keeping his footwear on.
When enough shoes drop and Hillary is forced out, Biden will step into the ring.
Obama/Jarrett are orchestrating this to get Hillary out of the way. That's why the leftist MSM are carrying the stories. No way would they risk being on the Clinton's enemies list if there was a chance of her making it to the WH. Obama/Jarrett have an unending supply of shoes to drop.
Obama/Jarrett learned something from Putin when the latter put up Medvedev as President while still controlling Russia. Biden will be totally dependent on the Obama machine for election and reelection, which gives Obama continuing power.
Forget "the Democrats", we are looking at two crime families, both wearing the Democrat label for cover, fighting over power, and the younger of those families currently has the power of the presidency at their disposal to thwart and even destroy the other.
Look at things from Obama's (and his machine's) perspective. If he has a controlled person in the WH the money to be made by the "Obama Foundation" or whatever will make the "Clinton Foundation" look totally insignificant. With the Clintons in control he gets nothing because they take it all. He won't even be top dog in the Democrat Party. And history will see his "historic" first black presidency upstaged by the first husband and wife presidencies.
The big fight is not between the Bush and Clinton crime families. It is between the Clinton and Obama ones.
Then why did Obama decline to investigate her chicanery at State
Obama hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil.
You know she is guilty of using her foundation to launder money into her campaign. Pres. Peace Prize doesn't want to connect the dots to take her down
R's are gonna have to do it through Congressional investigations and subpoenas
All in good time. Let her get the nomination then drop the hammer on this hag.
Keep your powder dry
Did it ever occur to anyone that maybe the Democrats do not want to be holding the bag when the stuff hits the fan?
It's entertaining to watch political parties pretend to care, and try to come up with policies or viewpoints that would seemingly differentiate themselves from others. It's the best value for money you'll ever get from your taxpayer dollars.
Yep like a soap opera. Just a constant drama of irrelavent BS yanking our collective chains.
"Politics is the entertainment division of the military-industrial complex." — Frank Zappa
woman likes shoes
This getting comical. A NYT hot shot mucky muck gets a call from one of Billy's boys and said "Hey...print one more bad thing about Hillary and you're toast." So...the NYT digs up so called dirt on Rubio and all we'll hear for the next 18 months is how bad Rubio is....or how bad Jeb Bush is. Never another bad word about Angelic Mrs Clinton. When is America going to wake up to the fact that major media are a bunch of stooges?
The country is in deep trouble folks. For that matter...the entire globe is in a shithole.
THe Harlot On The Hudson (aka New York Times) has always been in the Clintons back-pocket - ever since Slick Willy crawled outta the fetid, noxious, floating-face-down, steaming swamps of Arkansas politics.
I'll have some revealing "tidbits" on the insufferable hag if need be - should blow her broomstick outta the sky like its been hit by a MiG 35.
No dude, here in this part of the world 1%) we are very happy....but agree with you that USA is going down hill...Ciao
What a wasted opportunity to get a message across.
Each of those shoes should have had a caption.
I'm sure there are more captions than shoes in the picture.
The Bilderbergers spent a lot of time deciding on her for the "candidacy," so maybe we should show our rulers some respect for their effort, and throttle back on the attacks until at least she's "elected?"
Know your state's electoral college delegates. Hold them accountable.
They are the ones that do the electing, not us.
We went black, now we're about to go female (I'm assuming. shudder) What else could we shame the american people into voting for? OMG black and female MOOCHELLE! (I just threw up in my mouth a little) She's dumb black female and ugly. A shoo in!!!
I dont think even Rex Ryan would go near those shoes or feet