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Kerry Meets Putin For The First Time In 2 Years As Russia And China Launch First Ever Joint Naval Drill

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Today, for the first time in 2 years, after visiting Saudi Arabia last week, John Kerry met with Russian President Vladimir Putin in the highest-level U.S. visit in two years, and certainly since the start of the Ukraine presidential coup which has since devolved into a civil war.

According to the WSJ, the top U.S. diplomat "planned to urge Mr. Putin to abide by a Ukraine cease-fire agreement reached in February and reiterate the U.S. pledge to roll back sanctions if Russia is found to be in full compliance, a senior administration official said."

That's not all: Kerry also intends to push for a bid to force Syria’s leader from power, nuclear talks with Iran, strife in Yemen and the fragmentation of Libya, officials said. Kerry also will raise the U.S. opposition to Russia’s sale to Iran of a powerful air defense system.

So yeah, quite a lot on the Ketchup quasi heir's plate, and yet somehow we doubt that Russian strategy will change about any of the abovementioned items by even the slightest bit.

As the WSJ adds, ahead of Mr. Kerry’s meeting with Mr. Putin, he met with Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov for over four hours at a hotel in the Black Sea resort town of Sochi. They likely discussed more of the same, or rather Kerry was talking and Lavrov was listening.

The two are shown in the photo below, in which Kerry presents his Russian counterpart with two Idaho potatoes during a meeting in Paris last year.

 

So after Kerry lays out all US demands to Putin, Kerry sid he wants to keep communication with Russia open. Which is good, because we are confident Russia will have a counter demand or two of its own.

“There is a question now whether this might not be a better moment” for a visit with Mr. Putin, the senior administration official said, briefing reporters on the visit. “We obviously wanted to make sure that if he was going to make the trip he’d get a chance to talk to the main decision maker.”

 

After Sochi, Mr. Kerry heads to Antalya, Turkey, for a Wednesday meeting with foreign ministers of North Atlantic Treaty Organization nations. Mr. Kerry will also meet with Ukrainian Foreign Minister Pavlo Klimkin, Turkish Prime Minister Ahmet Davutoglu and NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg.

 

Shortly after his arrival in Sochi, Mr. Kerry and Mr. Lavrov participated in a wreath-laying ceremony at the Zavokzalny war memorial, dedicated to more than 2,000 Russian soldiers who died from wounds in Sochi hospitals during World War II.

Then again considering China's president sat next to Putin during the May 9 military parade...

... a parade in which Chinese soldiers participated and which was boycotted by all western leaders and, there is little doubt whether the US fake attempt celebrate Russia's defeat of Nazi Germany is either too little or too late.

And speaking of China and Russia, it is hardly a coincidence that the day Putin granted Kerry an audience is also the day when the two superpowers launched their first every joint naval war games, curiously, in the Mediterranean Sea where neither has either an inch of coastline, something the overly defensive LA Times dubbed an "unlikely and provocative."

Which is precisely why the two nations picked it.

The 10 days of maneuvers that got underway Monday will include live-fire exercises in the strategic sea connecting Europe, Africa and the Middle East. The point is lost on no one: A powerful new alliance of eastern giants is flexing its muscles in the very backyard of Western Europe — much as China has done on its own in the Pacific. 

 

The war games follow Chinese President Xi Jinping’s visit to Moscow, where he headlined Victory Day celebrations and spent three days making billion-dollar deals with Russian President Vladimir Putin. Russia’s World War II allies mostly stayed away.

China's take on the event is far less dramatic than that of the US media outlet. Here is Xinhua:

Chinese and Russian naval forces on Monday launched joint military exercises in the southern Russian port city of Novorossiysk.

 

Military officials from both sides attended a ceremony to mark the beginning of the "Joint Sea-2015" drills, the fourth since joint China-Russia sea drills began in 2012.

 

The drills, slated for May 11-21 in the Mediterranean and involving nine surface ships from both navies, are to be staged in four phases, focusing on maritime defense, replenishment and escorting.

 

The two sides will prepare detailed arrangements for the drills later in the day, and the ships are expected to leave Novorossiysk for waters in the Mediterranean on Tuesday.

 

"The joint drills are not aimed at any third party and have nothing to do with the political situation in that region," a Russian Defense Ministry spokesman said.

 

Geng Yansheng, a spokesman for the Chinese Defense Ministry, said earlier in the day that the drills will deepen friendly and pragmatic cooperation between China and Russia, and boost response operation capabilities in the event of security threats at sea.

Back to the western version of things:

“People who call this an axis of convenience ... are missing the bigger picture,” said Gilbert Rozman, a Princeton University professor who writes and teaches on Northeast Asian affairs. “This is a relationship about national identity and the big efforts in both countries to establish a different kind of international order.”

Considering the total collapse of America's attempt to boycott the expansion of China's AIIB, so far they are doing a damn good job. And the US propaganda punchline:

Russia favors a more bipolar relationship with China, Rozman said, while Beijing appears to prefer simultaneously keeping up the momentum in improving ties with the United States in a “triangular” foreign policy model.

Well, that's one version of things. And then there is this: "Main China Daily Xinhua Pens Epic Anti-US Tirade, Bashes America As Source Of All Global Financial Ills."

In conclusion here are some photos of the first ever joint naval drill between China and Russia, not China and the US.

 

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Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:55 | 6085357 Thisisbullishright
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Us telling RUSSIA to abide by the Ukraine cease-fire agreement??  Really?

You just abso-fucking-lutely CAN'T make this shit up!

We are so fucking corrupt, insane, morally bankrupt and dangerous!

 

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:58 | 6085366 green sheen
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What do you propose to do about credit after we go to this World Bank endorsed gold standard?
You're fine with the Fed still bailing the banks with its counterfeiting scheme?
https://youtu.be/Y1ZxPxSD2Yo

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:11 | 6085446 MonetaryApostate
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The answer is found here, but most people don't want to hear the truth...

https://youtu.be/7qIhDdST27g

 

That look in Putin's face is just priceless... (Haha we got you by the balls & YOU KNOW THIS MAN!)

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:14 | 6085469 Silky Johnson
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"You horse faced motherfucker, you wanted to give two potatoes for the Ukraine?"

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:21 | 6085513 Chupacabra-322
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@ Silky,

Potatoes? I thought they were a couple of parting gift dildoes for Barry & Reggie to have fun with.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:00 | 6085688 max2205
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That Chinese dude has the biggest head to body ratio just being Sharpton and the weather guy 

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:15 | 6085745 HowdyDoody
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Putin's reaction to lying imbeciles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjmiyOgO66g

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 16:39 | 6086420 HowdyDoody
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The final look on the face of that pompous prick (0:29) inteviewing Putin is absolutely priceless.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:19 | 6085475 nope-1004
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This little thing we have called the internet makes it very difficult to govern today.

- Horseface

 

"Governing" obviously means misleading, propagandizing, fooling, and steering public opinion.  Damn you Al Gore for inventing the internet!!!

 

Also, Kerry went to see Putin, Putin didn't come to see Kerry.  That major fact is not lost on me.

 

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:27 | 6085545 SoilMyselfRotten
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Putin: I love riding horses

Kerry: What's that supposed to mean??

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:21 | 6085758 Freddie
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LOL!

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:24 | 6085773 Anarchy 99
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....new keeboard....

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:55 | 6085367 czarangelus
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Not us.

Them.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:42 | 6085618 Freddie
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I am not sure if I really like Putin or just have a visceral hatred of the evil scum in the West like Kerry-Kohn, Bushes, Clintons, the Democrats, NeoCon Replicants, TV, Hollywood, Obola the Kenyan, the EU-SSR scum run by Haifa like Amerika.

Putin better stand with the Syrian people and also Lugansk (LPR) and Donetsk (DPR).

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:57 | 6085374 takeaction
Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:03 | 6085418 czarangelus
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God I forgot all about that video of Obama struggling with the 3 pound dumbells...

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:25 | 6085535 Dixie Flatline
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lol  I've never seen that.  That sodomite halfrican is such a wuss.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:35 | 6085819 Wile-E-Coyote
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Putin: "This is RUSSIA"

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:55 | 6085362 czarangelus
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You gotta wonder if US officials say the same submoronic shit to Putin and his minions that they say to us. I mean, imagine the look on the DefMin of Russia's face if Kerry said something like "Get out of Ukraine." They would understand beyond a shadow of a doubt that they were talking with an imbecile.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:06 | 6085430 indygo55
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"They would understand beyond a shadow of a doubt that they were talking with an imbecile.

They know they are talking to psychopaths and their minions. They know that Washington is insane and dangerous. Trust me they know. 

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:17 | 6085488 czarangelus
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I don't understand how Putin has the tact to keep his response limited to a lurid grin.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:18 | 6085751 HowdyDoody
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Judo versus golf. Chess versus checkers.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:56 | 6085369 Stoploss
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Yeah, this should go well..

By all means, send the lit match into the gas vapors... What could possibly go wrong???

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:57 | 6085370 Kaiser Sousa
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"In a show of good will, President Putin presented Secretary Wilbur with an apple grown in Russia..."

-CNN-

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:09 | 6085449 fauxhammer
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"I'll show YOU a dick-tater..."

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 17:43 | 6086776 cowdiddly
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What an embarrassing  baffoon, Hey moron you got some Ketchup on them Taters Horseface?

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:15 | 6085481 NoVa
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Putin's face in pic with Kerry was full of strain and false face (ala Hillary).

While Putin's face with Chinese leader was noticeably releaxed, indicating a very comfortable relationship - 

 

Not good - 

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:25 | 6085528 DutchBoy2015
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China can be trusted,  USA is never to be trusted.  back stabbing cocksuckers.  Thats why Putins face is strained.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 16:42 | 6086437 HowdyDoody
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Having to be polite to murderous lying psycopathic dickheads (any US rep) would be a strain for any normal person.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:57 | 6085371 Ignatius
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As an American, this is embarrassing.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:58 | 6085385 Kaiser Sousa
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dont claim allegience to or identify yourself with anything that does not represent you and your best interest....

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:01 | 6085403 Ignatius
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Geography, my friend, geography.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:12 | 6085467 Kaiser Sousa
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autonomy my friend...

consider yourself a member of the global community of peoples who try very hard to be decent as i do...

just sayin.....

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:20 | 6085501 onewayticket2
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wait til the Kite Sailing Summit.....and then they can rehydrate with some Brawndo....it has electrolytes.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:30 | 6085558 Free_Spirit
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Agreed, deeply humiliating, but they shouldn't have boxed themselves in like this with stupid pollcies. The roubles up, Russian exports are up, oils up, the sanctions are having minimal effect, Ukraine's right wing idiots are destroying their own economy, Russias not anything like isolated, in fact the sanctions have helped Russia bring inflation underlying control and sparked the drive for wider industrial expansion.  Obama sends his muppet to extend the olive branch.  The US has to learn that it can never destroy Russia, it should learn to live and work with her. 

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 16:43 | 6086440 HowdyDoody
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The internal Russian economy has replaced a lot of imports. For strategic reasons, that position will not be undone.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 16:43 | 6086441 HowdyDoody
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The internal Russian economy has replaced a lot of imports. For strategic reasons, that position will not be undone.

Wed, 05/13/2015 - 10:34 | 6089295 Charming Anarchist
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Be proud of yourself for the personal morality you uphold and your courage to express it with your fellow man.  That is the least that can be expected of anybody.  You do not have to be any more patriotic than that. 

You do not have to be embarrassed as an American, I reckon.  Take strength in the fact that America is filled with people from all parts of the world.  For better of for worse, your geography holds a vast mix of peoples who intend to get along independent of race or creed. 

I am not an American.  What little experiece I have had with your geography has always been positive.  Keep your head up high. Do not let anybody throw your baby out and force you to drink the bathwater. 

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:57 | 6085377 Right-on Left-off
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Nice pictures.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:58 | 6085388 Consuelo
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The grin on Putin's face suggests: 'Sucks to grovel, doesn't it...?'

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:59 | 6085392 goldhedge
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Who left the stable door open?

 

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:14 | 6085472 ParkAveFlasher
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Vlad's a real outdoorsmen, I hear he changed Kerry's shoes himself, and then, vaulting up on the secretary's back, clop clopped around Red Square to show off the new mare.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:59 | 6085398 Dixie Flatline
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The two are shown in the photo below, in which Kerry presents his Russian counterpart with two Idaho potatoes during a meeting in Paris last year.

You HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:02 | 6085411 cheech_wizard
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Priceless...Fast forward to today... Lavrov gave Kerry a basket of potatoes and a second basket of tomatoes this time around.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:54 | 6085924 Berspankme
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No oats?

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:08 | 6085442 29.5
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and the kicker: it was a monsanto potato

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 16:45 | 6086452 HowdyDoody
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A despairing cries of thousands of Latvians echo around the Baltics.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:00 | 6085400 DutchBoy2015
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Putin to Kerry  ''Thanks for coming , John. But we have decided to divorce ourselves from the West and plan on having a BRICS currency.  Hope you understand..   ''Have a nice day , and run along now''  

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:06 | 6085704 onewayticket2
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"take your flunkie and dangle..."

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:14 | 6085738 Kirk2NCC1701
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Putin to Kerry:  "My dear Mr. Kerry... and you do realize that your political masters in Tel Aviv are in the AIIB, whereas you -- their servile lackeys -- are not?  What has happened to that great nation of yours, to that shining beacon of Freedom & Hope on the Hill?  Heaven help you."

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:01 | 6085407 DutchBoy2015
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Putin to Kerry  ''Why the long face, John''?

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:16 | 6085747 Kirk2NCC1701
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Too much Horseradish.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:02 | 6085408 BI2
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The truth about the conflict with Russia >> wp.me/p4OZ4v-1Gm

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:50 | 6085797 Volkodav
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Askenaz nothing to do with Scythians

click "Scythians" blue highlighted in that article opens Gawler: http://www.ensignmessage.com/archives/scythian.html

disagrees with the article

Gawler told Scythians were Lost Tribes of Israel, risen and escaped Assyrian captivity, moved mainly west

large numbers settled Black Sea regions and known as "Black Sea Scythians"

Askenaz (Gen 10:3) from Japeth

Scythians from Sem

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:04 | 6085419 Omen IV
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What possible purpose could Victoria Nuland attendance serve participating at these talks in Sochi?

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:04 | 6085422 roadhazard
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Putin parlaying with an underling. heh

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:32 | 6085564 datura
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well, if you watch this short video from RT, you can see that Putin looks very happy and is having a lot of fun during these dicussions, Kerry not so much:-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFFHUQiDtzo

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:13 | 6085735 Zapporius
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heh body language of a schoolboy caught smoking.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:06 | 6085428 cn13
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How could any world leader take Kerry seriously?

He is a lying sack of s&%t just like all of Congress.

Oh how far the U.S. has fallen.

Sad days for Amerika.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:14 | 6085474 Steroid
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Horse relinqishes potato.

That is a huge gesture!

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:38 | 6085590 COSMOS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j4AP2GW7Ac

Go to 7:30 and hear kerry talk about vietanm, not the same dude now.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:47 | 6085632 DutchBoy2015
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Thats what MK-Ultra will do to you

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:07 | 6085436 clade7
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That top picture looks like Frankenstein meeting Dracula...

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:08 | 6085444 gaoptimize
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"Would you like some ketchup with these 'taters?"

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:09 | 6085448 Jack Daniels Esq
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Nobody wants to meet with Barry except Ayatollah, to get some head

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:11 | 6085458 Keynesians say ...
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Smart move by the O man by sending Mr. Heinz over there. Putin will surely cower in fear

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:14 | 6085476 scubapro
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will we get to see that Ukraine cruise ship-cum-aircraft carrier that China is learning how to take off and land from a floating deck?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_aircraft_carriers_by_country

 

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:49 | 6085897 researchfix
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The idea of Eurasia and Silk Road is, that the US can ship around it as much as they want or have fuel.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:18 | 6085484 tony wilson and...
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im kerry from kill arny
oirish
near dubb lin town
i eat beans made by heintz
baked and put in a horse nose bag
a face made of putty
some gob
and a load of kosher shite
im kerry from killarny
moshe you can take dat to der bank.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:17 | 6085494 DutchBoy2015
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Amazing how Europe and Americans are supporting Swastika waving nuts in Kiev who shot down MH17,

I have let the Dutch govt know that they are a pitiful bunch of suckasses , being blackmailed by the USA to shut up about the FACTs of MH17.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:21 | 6085506 DutchBoy2015
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Putin to Kerry  ''So how  is your Mulatto Monkey  DicTASTOR  doing?

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:24 | 6085526 Mike Masr
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John "The Liar" Kerry

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:25 | 6085536 DutchBoy2015
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One of hundreds in US govt.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:26 | 6085539 wmbz
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It must be just plain painful to sit at a table and listen to the bloviating buffoon Lurch Kerry.

Knowing that he is a spinless prick that likes to hear himself speak!

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:27 | 6085547 Mike Honcho
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I would feel more comfortable if we sent Gob Bluth.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:29 | 6085554 SmittyinLA
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"Putin who'd met Kerry previously over the decades was alarmed and disturbed at the sight of Kerry and asked the FSB to confirm his identity before meeting" 

a staffer immediately responded "oh yes it's him, we even have a receipt for the work, he charged it to our donors" 

 

 

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:29 | 6085555 DutchBoy2015
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Cunt  Nuland was there with chocolate chip cookies.  Vlad said to his aide ''Get these check for polonium''.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:15 | 6085743 Volkodav
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"The Phony Litvinenko Murder" William Dunkerley

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:32 | 6085568 DutchBoy2015
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Putin to Kerry  ''So are you running in the Belmont or Preakness?

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:34 | 6085578 Argyraspides
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Photo #1 caption: "Heh heh. He does have face of horse. I can not believe.  Wait till I tell Xi"

Photo #3 caption: "No really. No exaggeration. It is effing 'uge 'ead.  Like is own planetary system.  He will cry to sleep on 'uge pillow."

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:35 | 6085583 yellowsub
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One potato, two potato...

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:38 | 6085592 DutchBoy2015
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Vlad to Kerry

''I had 2 bucks on you in the Derby,  EXACTA with you and McCain.  What happened?

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:38 | 6085596 dogismycopilot
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You know, I actually think it is too late. The US is arming the Ukrainians; we are unleashing ISIS upon the world; we are getting ready to start a nuclear arms race in the Middle East; and just for shits and giggles we will crash the world economy shortly after October 2015. Here at home we are rolling out SOCOM to lay the ground work with the police/FBI and every police department in every major city is Kitted out better than your average infantry soldier in Iraq or Afghanistan in terms of fire power: 45./.40 cal handgun(s), hollow point ammo (not allowed in combat under Geneve), taser, M4 or MP5 + better body armor + better light armored vehicles + better comms + they get to sleep in bed/fuck wife/see kids….so back home DHS et al are tooled up and ready to go.

 

At this point, the world is just waiting for the match to light the tinder. People are animals. An unused weapon is a useless weapon. We like to fight. It’s our original sin.

No one gets out of here alive.  

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:35 | 6085821 Freddie
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Good luck with that shit.  How many guns sold per year over the past 6 years of Obola?  About 15 million a year.  This is guns bought by a people who already probably had 300 millions guns plus 75 million more.

2013 licensed American hunters by state:
Total USA 14.6 million.  Note they paid for a licensed.  I be many have .308 scoped rifles too.

 

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 19:02 | 6087171 Ginsengbull
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You tell them Freddie.

 

We come into this world kicking, screaming, and covered in someone else's blood.

 

Why not go out the same way?

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:44 | 6085620 DutchBoy2015
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Tell you what, Vlad.

You let me fuck your wife and we won't do a Shock and Awe on Moscow.  

Deal??

You don't have wife?  Well you can fuck mine.  

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:06 | 6085696 Zapporius
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It's more like "hey Uncle Sam, fuck us in the ass... just because"

But thats what happens when you confuse matriarchy with feminism and metrosexuality. Should've taken notes from native americans, not conquer them. They had their shit wired, except for the mistake of trusting you europeans.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:51 | 6085653 JohnGaltsChild
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Checkmate, Boat-Boy.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:52 | 6085657 madashellron
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All I want to know is how many times Kerry got bitch slapped by both Putin and Lavrov?

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:53 | 6085666 DutchBoy2015
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Vlad to Kerry

Thanks for attending our Victory day over the Nazis.

What?  you weren't there?

I swore I saw you pulling one the carriages.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:59 | 6085679 Bankster Kibble
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"the top U.S. diplomat "planned to urge Mr. Putin to abide by a Ukraine cease-fire agreement reached in February"

Maybe Kerry would have better luck urging Mr. Poroshenko to abide by the cease-fire agreement.  Miracles could happen.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:05 | 6085700 DutchBoy2015
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This is how fucking brainwashed even the TOP DIPLOMAT is.  Russia is and has NOT been the aggressor,.

What is sick is most Americans believe the crap that Russia is the aggressor.  

Even with modern day communications they are still brainwashed worse than in the 30;s.

WTF???

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:56 | 6085931 Freddie
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Just TODAY - the criminal Kiev Junta voted to allow foreign troops in the Ukraine Army

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXB1dikLKEE

Beacuse most Ukrainian men do not want to fight for those dual shit-i-ZEN-ZOG criminals in Kiev.

A rock band in Novo Russia should do a song about the summer and let's have another cauldron.  Sort of like a summer beach song meets a war song.  The Beach Boys meet Rammstein.

 

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 13:59 | 6085683 Hannibal
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NATO Is Marching Towards Russia, and They Have No Idea What Awaits Them

America is fully aware that the way to draw Russia into a conflict is to push forward towards Russia’s borders. In time, Russia will be forced to defend its right to exist, and when this happens, western powers will not know what hit them

American politicians in particular and European politicians in general are some of the most ignorant fools when the issue comes to anything outside their own borders. When it comes to Russia, it is an engima wrapped in a mystery… but only because, dear readers, no one has every bothered to try to understand Russians and the Russian world view.

http://russia-insider.com/en/2015/03/22/4790

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:03 | 6085690 DutchBoy2015
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What would the USA do if someone was threatening them on their border day and night?

Probably roll over, and be collaborators.

Russians aren't like that, they love their country.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:10 | 6085720 DutchBoy2015
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Kerry said, either you stop your invading Ukraine or we send over our LGBT Nazis and show you what real living and life is all about.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:49 | 6085898 Berspankme
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Our favorite Latvian troll, Newsoutlet, probably got a boner over those potatoes

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:18 | 6085750 DutchBoy2015
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Putin to Kerry.

We want to thank you for the sanctions.  Our farmers are now ramping up production of local grown fruit orchards and more businesses are starting up making products for our own consumption.

Without your sanctions everyone would have just kept trading with Europe. Soon we won't need German products because our partner  China said they can produce what we need. 

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 18:57 | 6087144 Ginsengbull
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Soon they will all be millionaires...

 

Million ruble aires.

 

That's about $40,000.

 

Not so much.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:23 | 6085765 Joe Tierney
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The look on Putin's face says it all in the pic at the top:

 

' If you didn't have just a vaggie between your legs I'd do a kangaroo move on you....grab two fists of horsehead hair and kick you in the groin to make you winnie until you're blue-faced!'

 

Do you think Kerry is smart enough to figger out how close he came to disaster?

 

 

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:31 | 6085801 DutchBoy2015
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Putin to Kerry

Did you know Russia spans 9 time zones? 

Do you know the Lake Baikal is the deepest fresh water lake on earth?>

I could arrange for you to try on some cement shoes and have you discover Lake Baikal if you keep threatening to attack us.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 18:55 | 6087134 Ginsengbull
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That lake has been poisoned by local paper production.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:32 | 6085806 Herdee
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Kerry was missing his neocon,nazi supporting buddy Victoria Nuland.I wonder if she's done enough damage to U.S. foreign policy to spoil the next election for the Democrats.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:45 | 6085855 DutchBoy2015
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Kerry to Putin

Do you know we have the largest most powerful military on earth?

Vlad to Kerry.

So?  If you feel froggy, JUMP!! WE can help take care of your ghettos in all major cities with some well placed Topol-M

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 14:48 | 6085893 DutchBoy2015
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Putin to Kerry

When are you going to stop sending heroin from Afghanistan to Ramstein and Incirlick AB?

 

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 15:26 | 6086110 Freddie
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Ha ha!  You really were in  the US military.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 18:53 | 6087126 Ginsengbull
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When they stop paying for it.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 15:32 | 6086152 Neochrome
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"joint naval war games, curiously, in the Mediterranean Sea where neither has either an inch of coastline"

Just plagiarized statement that in original goes like this: Russia is a Baltic state and US is not. Just wondering, how many inches of coastline US has in China sea?

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 16:13 | 6086316 malek
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 he met with Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov for over four hours at a hotel in the Black Sea resort town of Sochi

LOL, did the US barely avoid to have the meeting taking place on the Krim!

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 16:31 | 6086393 SirBarksAlot
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You have to wonder if Obama and Kerry work for Putin.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 17:07 | 6086565 Firewood
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"The two are shown in the photo below, in which Kerry presents his Russian counterpart with two Idaho potatoes during a meeting in Paris last year."

 

The dreaded Monsatan Spud trick again!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 18:28 | 6087023 Tachyon5321
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Kerry is out to lunch...

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 18:52 | 6087121 Ginsengbull
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Kerry is ordering up a glass-bottomed boat...

 

So he can review the Russo-Chinese naval exercises.

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