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The Potatoes Of Wrath: Kerry Caption Contest
John Kerry came, read Putin a long list of grievances that the US has with Russia's ongoing opposition to everything Obama does around the globe and prevents him from setting a unipolar global agenda, and left, but not before he handed the Russian a basket full of potatoes.
Perhaps next time ketchup will be more appropriate? Or maybe a carrot?
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The same as these 2 spuds..
The potato goes in the front John.
A welfare queen unmasked by a runaway car
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-9SBcA9Eqvnw/VHVGkVnADhI/AAAAAAAAO5U/k...
Did he really do that? No, you've got to be kidding me..... Seriously? This is a strategic reset in relationships.
If I were Vald I'd beat the living shit out of him right then and there for being an arrogant ass, dump is bruised busted body back in the Ukraine and declare all American State Department staff persona non-grata.
Except of course, Jen Psaki as everybody needs somebody to make fun of ....
Holy Jesus H Fucking Christ!
Please accept these potatoes from my anus
This is a complete fucking disgrace.
No, there is no question anymore that these people are trying to destroy the entirety of civilization
And doing a very very good job of it.
Aaaaaaaarrrararraaagghhhhh!
And you thought I only had a horse's face, eh? Guess where these came from?
"Freedom Fries, bitchez!"
To the tune of the old Double-Mint chewing gum commercial...
[As he claps the two potatoes together]
"With Obama and Kerry... you get two... two... two turds in one!"
Please notice that everyone is laughing including the Noodleman.
If they try to crank up a war later you know it's bullshit...
*As you can see...*
*Our GMO program is going quite well..*
(Read Biological Warfare)
Russians applaud emphatically...
(Undress The Elite) #undresstheelite
And NOW, Watch ME, I Can Take 2 Of These Up My ASS At The Same Time!
i didn't realize kerry was a triplet...
Are these as long as my face, or what?
Mama always said, Life is like a basket of potatoes, you never know what you're gona get.
same douche, different day
http://webtest1.rushlimbaugh.com/home/breck/kerry_explains_corn_to_teres...
Now what looks more like a potato? These two potatoes or my head?
"I kid you not, Hillarys balls really are this big!"
and this is what the doctors found in my head...
I used to have a really bad horse face until these were surgically removed from my jowls.
because there will be no world war under Obama, they won't dare with him in command:-) He is too much of a coward, he would not be able to lead such a war. They will wait for the next elections and whoever is the next president of the USA, will be equally stupid as Obama, but more insane and not that soft. And thats when the war starts.
And after we took their gold....
We left these in their bank safe.
After all, we didn't want to leave them starving once we stole their land to fack on...
"can anyone tell the difference between these two spuds? One is roundup,ready, and we've planted lots of them in your Ukraine!
{music}
You like potato and I like potahto
You like tomato and I like tomahto
Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto.
Let's call the whole thing off "
So, that's what an "Open, Friendly, Business-Like" meeting looks like ! OooKaayy...
Kerry doesn't have to worry about errant snowplows this time of year.
However those Fsb laser guided potato guns are deadly accurate.
www.fsbpotatogun.com
Found these while digging up Geronimo's corpse...
If Obama had two sons…
perhaps the only comfort is that zionists keep choosing puppets, who are just too stupid to carry out most of their plans. Like this: Ukranian government just keeps asking for more and more and more money, but they are not able to deliver what they promised, as Ukranian soldiers are incompetent and are not even able to use walkie-talkies:-) They wont ever be able to get Novorussia back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di2gUb3fg_E
Definitely with you on the 'Aaaaaaaarrrarraaagghhhhh! bit.
No self respecting village idiot would want to be associated with such dickheads.
Beyond ridiculous.
1 potato
2 potatoes
3 potatoes - 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efMHLkyb7ho
“Vlad, please add this small basket of potatoes as our contribution to your next Russian aid truck convoy to alleviate the US-induced starvation of millions in Ukraine.”
"Two dic-taters walk into a bar...."
Horse face is a dick-taker.
"they put these in my feed bucket at night along with a warm blanket for my sore buttocks"
Kerry was expecting carrots.
Grass alfalfa mix.
"I'm sure Barry and Michael can put these to good use!"
This picture would have made a great caption contest.
"Putin said we can have Ukraine, if I put both these up my ass at once - he lied...."
"Can you believe I had both of these in my ass at once.....?"
If I stuff a large potato in my pants, my resemblance to the equine is complete
"Which is longer, my face or these potatoes?"
It is just so sad.
He is such a buffooon...no wonder his "wife" consumes mass quantities of gin soaked raisins.
Prolly gin soaked hay.
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Mr. Potato Head
All Kerry has is 'Tater-Tots'.
and for my next trick - double penetration!
eyes, the correct answer is "eyes", John Kerry has 2 eyes and potatoes have more
What is the difference between John Kerry and a potato-e ?
What is the difference between John Kerry and a potato-e ?
Nobody cries when you chop up John Kerry.......
You really are going to be used by the "folks" of oddball sexual persuasion for enjoyment in the Lincoln bedroom.
That's just wrong
But Seriously Funny
Just one more reason to make sure I leave the house with clean underwear on every morning, lol........
It is A Lunatic...
About 100 IQ points - in favour of the spud!
" Beavis - he-he - check this out - he-he - Christy Lagardes's meat curtains !!! "
Kerrys trying to hand over some more hot potatoes.
http://rt.com/news/257853-lavrov-kerry-potatoes-sochi/
During talks in Sochi, the Russian foreign minister presented his US counterpart with a Victory Day t-shirt and baskets of potatoes and tomatoes. Looks like an answer to Kerry’s giving him Idaho potatoes in 2014....
Potato diplomacy. They gave some to Kerry, after Kerry gave some to them at an earlier meeting.
"I thought these were for Anal Sex"
He's smiling because those look and feel just like his wife's titties...which ironically are also a lot more palatable once ketchup is added to the equation.
Seperated at birth.
These are not the potatoes you are looking for.
We Potato'd some folks.
"Here's some unnaturally large GMO Potatoes for ya. Happy cancer from the USA. We all eat them. In the USA, potatoes do you"
"after that load of bullshit I just dropped on you, these ought to smell like roses!"
More than just a chip on his shoulder...
or
I need Vodka please, will these help?
we used to make freedumb fries out of these but nobody buys that shit anymore so here you go.
"these used to be gerbils"
-John Kerry
Why the long face John?
How in the hell do these retards get to the positions of power they are in? WTF does that say about our country? Fucking embarrassing.
They are laughing at him, if that helps you out any...
amen, Doc
Because they go to Yale, belong to secret societies their great great granddaddies belonged to, and they marry crazy condiment heiresses.
You say potato I say potato.......
Let's call the whole thing off...
Idiot!
Spudley Heinz shows off his bigest assets
Caption: "How do i get vodka out of these?"
Love how everybody is laughing AT him. Nothing beats the James Taylor song to the French government. Longest 3 minutes in history.
Behind the horsey mask lies a twisted sociopath. Fuck you too Obama.
"It's a club..." (-G. Carlin) ... and the folkspeople that ain't in it better hustle up some clubs right quick...
What a looser. Get a job at Micky D's making fries you fucking dick.
/nm
anyone for a game of "hide the potato" ?
Holy god that look on Kerry's face.
"One of these is an actual Democrat's brain and the other one's a potato."
You are too optimistic on the second potatoe.
These potatoes were grown in Afghanistan.
Kerry:
Russkie:
Let's just reappoint Condoleezza Rice and then make it a lifetime appointment.
Ugh. Don't go there. Not funny.
Look! I can pay off our trade deficits in something that holds it value better than the dollar!
So look at the context here: in January 2014, Kerry gave Lavrov two large Idaho potatos. Now Lavrov give him a whole basket of potatos PLUS a basket of tomatoes--no doubt so he could make some ketchup. I'll bet the Russians didn't miss the joke.
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Kerry: Clearly our sanctions have failed -- last year I invested 2 potatos in Russia, now I bring home a whole basket and tomatoes too.
Beware of closet Bolsheviks bearing monsanto potatos.
Anyone have a deep fryer and a bottle of my Cunts ketchup
OMG, is that Victoria Nuland at the table beside Boris? WTF?!
Certainly is. Very surprised Russia hasn't put out an arrest warrant against her for all the trouble in Ukraine.
Hey, Lurch... those are NOT potatos.
"Don't eat them, don't make Vodka from them, subsidise farmers and gasoline companies to make Ethanol!" "You too can save the Planet!"
KERRY Sergey, I'll hold up the potatoes and say 'one potato, two potato.' Then you say 'three potato, four.'Then America will be 'it' for 100 years. Then Russia can be 'it.' for 100 years. Okay?
SERGEY (aside) What a pathetic cretin.
One for Reggie and one for Barry.
ONE POTATOE, TWO POTATOE, THREE POTATOE AND WE BRING IN UKRAINEO INTO OUR NATEO....
Lurch looks pretty good in that picture.
hey, LOOK!!! Vlad forgot to flush!!
"We have trolls in Latvia that will work a whole week for a couple of these babies!"
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/54/548428845e1581a9437bdc794e6aaad552f8f62a...
I thought the pic was photoshopped. It's not. Lord help us! First the reset button - now this.
(They're all laughing at Kerry not the potatoes.)
None for you, two for me... None for you, two for me... None for you, two for me...
How could anybody fuck up the story THAT bad?
From the original linked article:
http://news.yahoo.com/potato-diplomacy-lavrov-gives-kerry-ice-breaking-g...
JHC.
Caption: Gentlemen! I have in my hands the entire 2015 First Quarter GDP of the U.S.A.
A. That's not the real John Kerry. Take away the wig and he looks nothing like Kerry. But that is alright he is talking to a Putin alt.
And the Kerry dup says wistfully: "Every night Barry and I shove one of these up our asses and then cuddle"
hey vlad! i don't get it. been coverin' your back year + against empire and here you are yukin' it up with this miscreant kerry. they surround you, say you gotta go, and you suckin' up. are ZH'ers gettin' played?
Take these two small swiftboats as a token of my double dose of bullshit...
Getlemen, I'd like to introduce are new negotiating team "mr spuds and mr potato head"
Can Kerry and his neo-con two-bit nazi thugs spell potato?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdqbi66oNuI
I wonder what frequency those potatoes will be broadcasting on once they get back to the Embassy.
Kerry - "Hea, Hea, Hea . . . . . I pulled these out of the boss's ass at a party last weekend."
That sure looks like Victoria Nuland in that photo. What is she doing in Russia? Shouldn't she be arrested on sight?
"Can you tell which one was up my ass?"
"Of course not. Cause I lick 'em that clean"
Secretary of State John Kerry Injured In Potato Peeler Incident: Earns Fourth Purple Heart and Second Silver Star.
http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http://rusvesna.su/news
According to some sources clsoe to Kremlin, both sides listed their greivances.
And both agreed to look at eash others list.
Potato has many political significance. It is Russian staple food that came originaly from Americas. (I think Brazil). In Russian many saying refer to "bearing gifts and bag full of potatoes".
US has not much business in Russia. It had Information Technology which Russia today dont trust anymore. It had Oil and Gas technology which Russia now consider wasteful expensive methods.
Maybe that is why, Kerry bring potatoes. Start with basics again?
Fast, and decisive action to save Crimea. Rides horses bareback. Trades outside the US Dollar. Putin's Balls have got to be at least this big.
"lets pretend one these is a monkey, the other a wookie"
"Now then, let me introduce myself.........I am a man of 322 wealths and fames"
What Did One Potato Chip Say to the Other?
Let's Go For A Dip!
This picture sums it up for me, Kerry and his ilk were born into privilage a life where they had their asses wiped for them, and have no concept of just who is across the table and the hardened people they represent in Russia. Lavarov my be laughing for the photo op but I guarantee he's thinking "IDIOT"
Of course Kerry is an idiot. Look at that cow sitting at the table with him. I bet she goes NEUUUUU! NEUUUU! when Kerry milks her.
Dese da spuds,
I-da-ho.
..and before I turn you two into crisps, watch me turn these countries into crisps first.
Do I insert horizontally or vertically?
Varoufakis asked me to give these to Mario Draghi to pay off the Greek debt.
We can call it, the Heinz Ketchup sandwich.
The photo reminds me of an old joke told to me by a cajun dude I knew.
Thibodeaux comes up to Boudreaux and asks him why he told him putting a potato in his speedo would attract girls at the beach
Thibodeaux tells Boudreaux he tried it and all the girls laughed at him.
Boudreaux asks him if he put the tater in his babbnana hammock like he told him.
Thibodeaux says yes I did. Incredulous Boudreaux says you put it in front right? Thibodeaux says why didn't you tell me that?
Ba dum dum.
As an example, I'd like to provide you with two specimens of one of our remaining exports . . .