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US Equities Give Up All "Goldilocks" Jobs Data Gains

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What's the opposite of 'Goldilocks'?

 

 

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Tue, 05/12/2015 - 08:42 | 6084436 SheepDog-One
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Opposite of Goldilocks.....gold monkey hammer?

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 09:07 | 6084524 VinceFostersGhost
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Jobs Data Gains

 

Stop trying to make me laugh, it won't work.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 09:28 | 6084615 silverer
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Your post was pretty funny.  We're all trying.  The results are better than what the central banks are trying to do, that's for sure.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 10:02 | 6084785 Doña K
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DREADLOCKS?

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 09:48 | 6084738 TrumpXVI
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Maybe....Little Red Riding Hood?

Don't know....just a guess....

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 10:37 | 6084901 Squid Viscous
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Larry Kudlow has the answer... just needs to hit the men's room first for a few whiffs

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 08:42 | 6084437 ZH Snob
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What's the opposite of 'Goldilocks'?

 

the 3 bears?

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 08:55 | 6084487 PirateOfBaltimore
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I was going to go with shit sandwich.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 09:26 | 6084601 silverer
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Moldylocks?  Like kind of brown and stinky, not shiney, hard to brush or comb?

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 09:39 | 6084676 oudinot
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Anti-Goldilocks

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 09:42 | 6084697 CrazyCooter
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Tungstilocks?

Regards,

Cooter

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 11:31 | 6085065 wcvarones
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Shittilocks?

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 11:31 | 6085068 wcvarones
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Fiatilocks?

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 08:43 | 6084441 Bryan
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Crappylocks.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 08:49 | 6084469 El Oregonian
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GoldiRocks.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 08:45 | 6084445 cossack55
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Fiattresses?

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 08:45 | 6084446 Vincent Vega
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Fiatlocks.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 08:47 | 6084463 Fred Hayek
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"This mark is too smart!"

"This mark is too dumb!"

"This mark is a finance professional."

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 08:47 | 6084464 CarpetShag
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Goldipussy.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 08:48 | 6084468 thismarketisrigged
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dont worry, the ''market'' will be green no later than 11 am.

 

the futures have already brought back the ''market'' a bit, these fuckers did the same exact thing last thursday i believe.

 

fuck them all, they should all be in jail

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 08:49 | 6084473 netpounder
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The opposite is "Glocks" in the streets.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 09:29 | 6084626 zeroaccountability
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Ah, yes, the new 'Glocks' economy.  Well played, sir. Well played!

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 08:49 | 6084474 ejmoosa
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Godilocks has realized the optimistic economic bed is just too good. 

She's going to try out the neutral economic bed for a bit.

But I bet ol' Goldi finds that the economic recession bed feels just right....

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 08:50 | 6084475 CHC
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The precise opposite of Goldilocks is:  WTF?!?!!

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 08:53 | 6084482 adr
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SO the Fed is raising rates and QE4 is off the table?

Markets green means the Fed isn't raising rates and QE-MOAR is on the table. Markets red means the Fed will raise rates and no more QE. That is what I have learned about the market over the past few years.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 09:42 | 6084699 RushRoolz
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Very true. Every report, from employment to GDP to you name it is interpreted in terms of whether it is more or less likely to result in more QE. Heroin addicts operate in much the same way.

 

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 08:53 | 6084484 Moonrajah
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Goldycocks!

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 08:59 | 6084500 FreeShitter
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Goldifucked.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 09:01 | 6084503 buzzsaw99
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Goldi-unlocks?

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 09:01 | 6084504 ipud
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Grecian formula 16

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 09:24 | 6084506 ebworthen
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 Skcolidlog economy!

Painting by obscure artist sells for $179 million!

Yup, it's a chewing tobacco turd log economy alright!

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 09:11 | 6084539 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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Goldidrops!

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 09:16 | 6084555 Ajax4Hire
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Goldilocks was eaten by the bears.

Does no one know history and lore?

duh.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 09:19 | 6084569 Hubbs
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"Double toil and trouble..." Macbeth

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 09:19 | 6084571 falak pema
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Lagarde's Medusa gorgon hagardism. 

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 09:27 | 6084607 j.tennquist
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Dreadlocks, and aptly named. 

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 09:29 | 6084624 scubapro
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it has two opposites.  too much and too little.    stability breeds instability

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 09:38 | 6084671 zeroaccountability
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Goldilocks is about to meet the Big Bad Wolf.  This 3 little pigs of an economy just needs to kiss the toad and become a prince.  Meanwhile, Rapunzel keeps spinning gold into yarn but its price continues to drop down the rabbit hole.

 

Everybody stock up on Gingerbread Man snacks, cause this baby's gonna turn into a pumpkin at midnite!  It's obvious the Emperor's new clothes are nothing more than QE pumping and Jack and the Beanstalk prayers.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 09:39 | 6084677 Eyeroller
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We goldilocksed some folks...

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 09:42 | 6084689 Goldbugger
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The April employment report released on Friday, May 8th, was abysmal. The media did not pick up on how bad this number was. The Bureau of Labor Statistics of the Labor Department reported that total nonfarm payroll employment increased by 223,000 in April. However, a closer look reveals that they fabricated 213,000 of those jobs. The reported figure was fictitious. According to their own sister report, the CES Net Birth/Death Model, they included a guess, an estimate, a hopeful dreamy fantasy that while they could only count an increase of 10,000 new nonfarm jobs in April, they think that new businesses that they hope had started up in April may have hired 213,000 people, so they bumped the number from 10,000 to 223,000. ½ truth + ½ truth = lie. This is clear evidence that the economy is declining rapidly.
Bob McHugh, Ph.D.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 09:46 | 6084727 forwardho
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Never forget that Goldilocks was a callus hardened criminal.

The story starts with breaking and entering.

Progresses to criminal mischief.

She finishes with attempted sexual battery of a minor.

While some may think her punishment harsh. (being dismembered and eaten)

The bears should be applauded for ridding the world of at least one entitled member of the FSA.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 10:02 | 6084772 SMC
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Goldilocks aka “Just Us” has reserved all of the centrally planned aka rigged “Just Right” markets for themselves.

However, you do have four choices: fight for scraps from the “too hot” or “too cold” dog bowels under the table, starve, or learn the skills to live without being collared to the system.

 

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 10:04 | 6084790 Typing Typer
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What's the opposite of 'Goldilocks'?

 

Goldicrocks

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 10:19 | 6084839 the not so migh...
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dreadlocks...maaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!.....(bubbly sound from bong)

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 10:36 | 6084896 cdm
Tue, 05/12/2015 - 10:52 | 6084949 q99x2
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What's opposite of Goldilocks?

Bitilocks: Last price $243.18

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 11:03 | 6084981 T-NUTZ
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the Zomby Woof

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