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US Equities Give Up All "Goldilocks" Jobs Data Gains
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Opposite of Goldilocks.....gold monkey hammer?
Jobs Data Gains
Stop trying to make me laugh, it won't work.
Your post was pretty funny. We're all trying. The results are better than what the central banks are trying to do, that's for sure.
DREADLOCKS?
Maybe....Little Red Riding Hood?
Don't know....just a guess....
Larry Kudlow has the answer... just needs to hit the men's room first for a few whiffs
What's the opposite of 'Goldilocks'?
the 3 bears?
I was going to go with shit sandwich.
Moldylocks? Like kind of brown and stinky, not shiney, hard to brush or comb?
Anti-Goldilocks
Tungstilocks?
Regards,
Cooter
Shittilocks?
Fiatilocks?
Crappylocks.
GoldiRocks.
Fiattresses?
Fiatlocks.
"This mark is too smart!"
"This mark is too dumb!"
"This mark is a finance professional."
Goldipussy.
dont worry, the ''market'' will be green no later than 11 am.
the futures have already brought back the ''market'' a bit, these fuckers did the same exact thing last thursday i believe.
fuck them all, they should all be in jail
The opposite is "Glocks" in the streets.
Ah, yes, the new 'Glocks' economy. Well played, sir. Well played!
Godilocks has realized the optimistic economic bed is just too good.
She's going to try out the neutral economic bed for a bit.
But I bet ol' Goldi finds that the economic recession bed feels just right....
The precise opposite of Goldilocks is: WTF?!?!!
SO the Fed is raising rates and QE4 is off the table?
Markets green means the Fed isn't raising rates and QE-MOAR is on the table. Markets red means the Fed will raise rates and no more QE. That is what I have learned about the market over the past few years.
Very true. Every report, from employment to GDP to you name it is interpreted in terms of whether it is more or less likely to result in more QE. Heroin addicts operate in much the same way.
Goldycocks!
Goldifucked.
Goldi-unlocks?
Grecian formula 16
Skcolidlog economy!
Painting by obscure artist sells for $179 million!
Yup, it's a chewing tobacco turd log economy alright!
Goldidrops!
Goldilocks was eaten by the bears.
Does no one know history and lore?
duh.
"Double toil and trouble..." Macbeth
Lagarde's Medusa gorgon hagardism.
Dreadlocks, and aptly named.
it has two opposites. too much and too little. stability breeds instability
Goldilocks is about to meet the Big Bad Wolf. This 3 little pigs of an economy just needs to kiss the toad and become a prince. Meanwhile, Rapunzel keeps spinning gold into yarn but its price continues to drop down the rabbit hole.
Everybody stock up on Gingerbread Man snacks, cause this baby's gonna turn into a pumpkin at midnite! It's obvious the Emperor's new clothes are nothing more than QE pumping and Jack and the Beanstalk prayers.
We goldilocksed some folks...
The April employment report released on Friday, May 8th, was abysmal. The media did not pick up on how bad this number was. The Bureau of Labor Statistics of the Labor Department reported that total nonfarm payroll employment increased by 223,000 in April. However, a closer look reveals that they fabricated 213,000 of those jobs. The reported figure was fictitious. According to their own sister report, the CES Net Birth/Death Model, they included a guess, an estimate, a hopeful dreamy fantasy that while they could only count an increase of 10,000 new nonfarm jobs in April, they think that new businesses that they hope had started up in April may have hired 213,000 people, so they bumped the number from 10,000 to 223,000. ½ truth + ½ truth = lie. This is clear evidence that the economy is declining rapidly.
Bob McHugh, Ph.D.
Never forget that Goldilocks was a callus hardened criminal.
The story starts with breaking and entering.
Progresses to criminal mischief.
She finishes with attempted sexual battery of a minor.
While some may think her punishment harsh. (being dismembered and eaten)
The bears should be applauded for ridding the world of at least one entitled member of the FSA.
Goldilocks aka “Just Us” has reserved all of the centrally planned aka rigged “Just Right” markets for themselves.
However, you do have four choices: fight for scraps from the “too hot” or “too cold” dog bowels under the table, starve, or learn the skills to live without being collared to the system.
What's the opposite of 'Goldilocks'?
Goldicrocks
dreadlocks...maaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!.....(bubbly sound from bong)
wolframmed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tungsten
What's opposite of Goldilocks?
Bitilocks: Last price $243.18
the Zomby Woof