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Jobless Claims Collapse Near 42 Year Low, But Texas Turmoils

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Only once in the last 42 years have jobless claims been lower than this week's 264k print... Other than April 2000, this is the 'best' jobless claims print since 1973! Seems like ZIRP is well-warranted. But not everyone is loving it as Texas continues to turmoil (no matter how diversified the talking heads tell the people their economy is).

42-year low next week?

 

The last 2 times jobless claims reached this low... the stock market topped...

 

But Texas remains in trouble...

 

"As Good As It Gets?"

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Thu, 05/14/2015 - 08:43 | 6092484 Fukushima Fricassee
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Bull shitsu

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 08:47 | 6092491 VinceFostersGhost
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Unemployment 4%, here we come.

 

Cheered on by the 93 million season ticket holders. It's not like they have anything better to do. They sure as hell don't have jobs.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 08:49 | 6092502 replaceme
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4%? Zero is the goalseek.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 09:11 | 6092603 MonetaryApostate
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They are preparing for the TPP / America's enslavement....

https://youtu.be/67fjMQ4vQns

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 09:47 | 6092790 Freddie
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Goldman Sachs Ted Cruz voted for it.  I think Rand Paul did as well.  Slime Rubio along with Graham-nesty dodge the vote.  Evil scum.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 11:49 | 6093342 Bunga Bunga
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Unemployment rate will go negative when everyone has three minimum wage part time jobs.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 09:18 | 6092642 duo
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There are almost as many adults not working today as there were TOTAL full-time employed in the US in 1965.  So all the Great Society did was create a whole second America of unproductive people, I mean Democrats.  Win!

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 09:21 | 6092660 Antifaschistische
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I'll repeat old saying....when there are no jobs, the 'new jobless claims" number will be ZERO.

The fact that this number is declining is, in fact directly correlated to the record 93 million non-employed.

I don't think the Algo's use this correlation

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 08:46 | 6092497 ArkansasAngie
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Who needs a job when Obama's got your back.

Day time TV reigns

 

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 08:53 | 6092515 new game
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nielson ratings? hmmm.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 09:01 | 6092544 Butterflying
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My last pay check was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My sisters friend has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week. I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out. This is what I do... www.jobs-review.com

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 09:38 | 6092740 Buster Cherry
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Yer friends sister can make that kind of money because she has no gag reflex.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 12:30 | 6093495 sun tzu
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Her lack of teeth also makes it more enjoyable for the customers

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 10:41 | 6093016 divingengineer
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I'll give you $5.00 to Sod Off and go bother the libturds at HuffPost.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 10:11 | 6092882 FireBrander
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Where's the chart of welfare claims? Instead of the S&P, put up the number of people on welfare!

Oh, and yes, social security and medicare are WELFARE...be sure to include those folks.

PS. You SS and MC folks...YOU ARE NOT "OWED" A FUCKEN THING...just because you "paid in" a dollar, THAT DOES NOT ENTITLE YOU TO UNLIMITED DOLLARS IN RETIREMENT. FU.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 10:40 | 6093007 divingengineer
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LABOR SHORTAGE!!!!!

We're gonna DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 13:48 | 6093793 sun tzu
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I haven't seen any effects in the Houston, Dallas, or Austin-San Antonio areas. It's all in the Eagle-Ford in South Texas and Permian in West Texas. The Houston shipping channel is as busy as ever and the refineries are not slowing down at all. The oil service providers are based in Houston, but the layoffs are in the field. The workers being laid off mostly don't live in Houston. 

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 08:43 | 6092487 This is it
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Another convenient tool in the Fed's bag of tools...used to fix the price of gold. Well done...

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 08:44 | 6092488 Dr. Engali
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You can't file for unemployment when you're working two other part time jobs.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 08:51 | 6092503 NihilistZero
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But it is one more reason for the FED to make that risky, awe inspiring, 25 basis point raise in September. Full employment doncha know...

I can barely contain myself. The human drama is palpable.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 08:46 | 6092495 Wm the Shrubber
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With the economy running to a minimum baseline, there's no additional room to cut.  But, that does not mean that labor conditions are poised to improve.  We can bump along the bottom for a very long time (and will!).

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 08:48 | 6092499 rccalhoun
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many employers have employees sign employment agreements which prohibit unemployment benefits or structure the job so that they will never qualify.  unemployment benefits are a thing of the past.....they hurt profits.

 

back to work, slave.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 10:06 | 6092860 JMT
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Its against the law to do that. stop making crap up... 

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 10:45 | 6093038 divingengineer
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My wife worked a temp job for Aerotek once. They are a temp agency for STEM workers and they did exactly what you just said.  They try to trap you in their world by reporting to unemployment any refusal to take the next job they offer.  

They only way to get away from them is to find your own job or just walk away empty handed.  

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 08:51 | 6092508 saints51
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It will be adjusted to double the number next month and nobody in MSM will say shit.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 08:57 | 6092530 VinceFostersGhost
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Just waiting for the day when an Edward Snowden will defect from the MSM.

 

Dare to dream.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 08:53 | 6092513 thismarketisrigged
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this is very good news.l

 

how do i know? steve liesman just said it was, and he never lies.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 09:16 | 6092631 swmnguy
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"steve liesman just said it was, and he never lies."

Uh, yeah.  Hence the surname.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 08:54 | 6092519 MajorFall
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the more people unemployed long term, the less number of employed people losing their jobs to claim unemployment

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 08:56 | 6092521 Oldwood
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This is GREAT news.

I'm going out and buy a second home and a new car.

My consumer confidence has never been higher.

And no, I do not feel manipulated in any way.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 09:16 | 6092629 Stormtrooper
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While you're at it, find a home with a 3-car garage so that you can do your part by buying 3 new cars.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 09:22 | 6092663 Mike Honcho
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You may want to do a revision on that CC.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 08:58 | 6092531 venturen
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so says Pravda....USSR had Zeropercent!

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 08:58 | 6092534 Freddie
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Hopefully Austin will burn.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 09:06 | 6092574 MFL8240
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No one left to file!

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 09:16 | 6092630 Rikky
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0% will never fly and won't be achieved since even the dumb headline readers will put 2 and 2 together and think hey it says everyone is working but i know plenty of people that aren't including myself.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 09:17 | 6092638 swmnguy
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"Turmoil" is now a verb.  I'm hoping that's just a sarcastic ZH thing.  I don't ever want to  see that word used as a verb anywhere else.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 09:22 | 6092665 d edwards
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for real number you need to add 93million unemployed that have given up looking for work.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 09:21 | 6092661 q99x2
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Everybody's working except me.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 09:22 | 6092666 blech
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-1% unemployment is near, what with the recovery going so well.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 09:30 | 6092703 coast
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I have been wanting to ask this question and now is the perfect time...that 93 million out of workforce thing...does that include the entire population including children, or just age 16 and over?

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 10:25 | 6092913 Arthur Schopenhauer
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The BLS says they count 16 and over.

About 46 million Americans are over 65. About 19 million people are in college and 17 million are in high school. About 14 million people under 65 are disabled. And many millions aren’t working because they are taking care of their disabled relatives, or their children, their grandchildren or their parents.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 10:52 | 6093083 A is A
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You mean "disabled"...

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 09:40 | 6092747 ajkreider
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Not sure you all understand the 93 million number. That's the total of working age people not working. This includes parents staying at home to raise children, college kids, people in prisons and other institutions, etc.

If you want to use a number, pick a real one.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 10:15 | 6092900 ajkreider
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Need to post a correction. It doesn't include institutionalized people. It does include 16 year olds though. So, juniors in high school. It also includes grandma not in a home.

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 12:21 | 6093467 fremannx
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Peter Schiff's analyis of the latest jobs report is dead on. He also talks about meeting Bernanke for a photo op...

http://www.globaldeflationnews.com/peter-schiff-says-bernanke-really-bel...

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 12:30 | 6093499 SillyWabbits
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According to “people in the know”, the 93 million is anyone who has trade skills and wants a raise.  We all know that seeking a raise is “financial terrorism” and so they are set free from their jobs giving them the opportunity to take advantage of Yellen’s advice, “to just become rich”!

Rich people have an option to be employed or unemployed, which ever gets them the most free money for investment purposes.

After all, it will trickle down.

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