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Artist's Impression Of Mainstream Media This Week

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Fri, 05/15/2015 - 18:48 | 6099056 XqWretch
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Wheres the flames with the sign "Bankers cock up your ass" ?

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 19:20 | 6099129 localsavage
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Reporters these days just have fold back teeth and pistol grip ears.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 19:48 | 6099184 free shit plz
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This picture forgot the racial flame the msm like to keep stoking, turning black criminals into victims for their white bashing agenda.

You have to give it to the first black president he really has given this once great country to the blacks.

Hail to the chimp.

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 05:04 | 6099898 tc06rtw
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In case you hadn’t noticed, the
“noble agents of the fourth estate”
will eagerly promote  ANY  agenda
which will  provide/improve/protect  their own income.

COURT PROSTlTUTES

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 06:20 | 6099943 Headbanger
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Yeah...  But the stupid fucking Murikans who watch this shit get they deserve.

Just like the illegal Kenyan they elected president..  TWICE!

And then they bury their tiny heads in social media for distraction and comfort.

DUH!

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 08:15 | 6100047 drendebe10
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All hail the fudgepacker, all hail the fudgepacker!

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 10:13 | 6100232 JamaicaJim
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LOL

 

No.

 

Blacks in the US kill themselves prolifically...

www.blackgenocide.org

"Black Lives Matter" - what a total crock of shit. And Chalky Fuckbama loves...and I mean LOVES, to kill black babies - among other colors...Mister Nobel Peace of Reggies Cock Prize.

..fucker.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 20:14 | 6099240 MonetaryApostate
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Somewhere in the UK, where it all began & will end...

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 18:55 | 6099066 Frankie Carbone
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I predict the MSM will not fare well during a collapse. They're going to hit the streets to "report the scene" and also propagandize the government's draconian actions as "good for the nation" and the boiling point of the public with them will be hit. 

Put it this way. I would bet that they are going to wish that they had been assigned to Afghanistan instead. 

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 19:00 | 6099087 will ling
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the only way this cesspool country can begin to clean itself up is to get a MSM blood river flowin'. i defy a better offerin'. 

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 19:08 | 6099105 Zero Point
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MSM stooges are high on my list for noose night. They'll never see it coming either, which is nice.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 19:17 | 6099124 SubjectivObject
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Media-tors are a weak point in the status quo production.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 19:22 | 6099132 Frankie Carbone
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In a civil war scenario, I would think that the mainstream media would be a seriously major target of any opposition forces. 

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 23:43 | 6099653 TheReplacement
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Hmm, stations and equipment perhaps.  Going out of your way to kill a pansy ass chump probably won't be worth the risk.

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 08:44 | 6100078 Frankie Carbone
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I agree with this. My opinion is that if the media were attacked it would be hugely counterproductive as they would use it against any crowds to propagandize even more. But given the level of anger that i see towards them I could see this happening. 

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 00:13 | 6099707 A Nanny Moose
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Caught between the Zombies and Sedition. Gonna get what's coming to em.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 19:25 | 6099140 scrappy
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No worries. They will be in-bed-ed.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 21:23 | 6099382 Perseus son of Zeus
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But I'm so worried. It looks like the reporter is a 'Victim'. Oh that's right it's MSM.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 19:43 | 6099174 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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Flying around in a chopper reporting on all the overturned burning news vans could also be hazardous.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 20:12 | 6099233 stant
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I think when ole tail gunner on the space shuttle Brian Williams thing came up that those who have some critical thinking left got it

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 23:45 | 6099657 TheReplacement
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Yes, those three American citizens will be the straw that did nothing.

Edit:  Yes, Ned is feeling negative tonight.

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 08:16 | 6100048 hootowl
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The media whores are a waste of good oxygen and should be exterminated like the lying, treasonous, vermin they are.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 18:56 | 6099069 Hero's Edge
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'Greed'?  WTF?  I've got a list of presidential candidates that'll trounce 'greed' on that list of flames any day.  I call 'weak' on this cartoon.  Back to the drawing board .,.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 18:57 | 6099073 petkovplamen
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interesting how ALL the flames show problems created by the USA itself...

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 18:59 | 6099082 Zen Master
Fri, 05/15/2015 - 19:05 | 6099094 chunga
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I guess the red team supporters are really mad because supposedly fat rUsh lImbaug talked about this football thing all week. The former ESPN flop, famed drug abuser and strident supporter of the WOD, is a steelers fan and the patriots always make monkeys of them.

Nothing much to say about the fast track TPP trade deal (NAFTA II?) that's not only secret but has to be done really fast.

You Can't Read the TPP, But These Huge Corporations Can

https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2015/05/12/cant-read-tpp-heres-huge-c...

(To be fair, the blue team plebs were pissed off too. CONgress scums told all the sheep to fuck right off)

 

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 19:26 | 6099145 scrappy
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A “Nay” vote meant that the Senator opposed this transfer of democratic national sovereignty, away from elected representatives of the public, to international corporate panels, whose members will be appointed solely by executives chosen by the controlling stockholders in large international corporations. A “Yea” vote meant that the Senator favored this transfer of democratic national sovereignty over to international corporate panels.

http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/roll_call_vote_cfm.cfm?congress=114&session=1&vote=00180

 

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 07:43 | 6100001 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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What happens if a few portions of the country decides to secede from the union because of this along with a branch or 2 of the military in the process? Bottom line this sort of stuff can't be enforced using the honor system.

Freedom doesn't ask permission to be free, if it has to well it ain't freedom. Freedom only works within an honor type of system when all the parties voluntarily agree to the rules in the first place. TPP is certainly not that.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 19:17 | 6099123 ebworthen
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The NFL takes itself way too seriously, it's just a game.

Give them swords, tridents, shields, and nets.

(Just don't look into the FED or Wall Street!)

"Fight the terrorists!"

"Amurika!"

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 19:34 | 6099158 RiotActing
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Get rid of the ISIS flame... you have to be a complete moron to think thats a real threat....

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 20:14 | 6099235 q99x2
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I'm not afraid of the NWO globalists in Washington D.C. Janet Napolitano is the head of my college system. Go Bruins! We have our own military and police right on campus and they are going to keep us safe. Any zombies sneak onto the grounds and the cops are right there. They cuff them and haul em away. I've seen them take about 3 away just since I've been there.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 20:15 | 6099244 Reaper
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The Ministry of Truth's media expect the sheeple to emote over a deflated football. The exceptional Mericans are exceptional like the special education students are special. The stupid confuse praise with respect.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 20:19 | 6099250 kchrisc
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"Nothing but boogeymen and commotions" as a friend of mine likes to say. He likes to ask, "What is your BAC?" Meaning: what is your level of intoxication on boogeyman and commotions? LOL

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

 

An acquittance/friend of mine, and recent "awoken" sheeple, "cut the cable" last year. Told me last month that he has noticed two things since: How nonsensical Tee Vee seems when he is exposed to it now out in public, and two, that his sense of anxiety has lessened--"It is as if I started taking medication or something." And he won't be shooting up his workplace on that kind of "medication."

 

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 20:20 | 6099251 Atomizer
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May sweeps. Time to calibrate which loyal government hack gets the prize. 

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 21:38 | 6099414 BullyBearish
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Incredible:

Israeli sources: Israel willing to accept Iran deal for US compensation

As deal between US and Iran seems more likely, some Israeli sources say it might be time to shift gears and trade silence for compensation.

Ronen Bergman

Published:  05.15.15, 13:18 / Israel News

The US Congress will not be able to stop a nuclear deal with Iran from being signed, according to recent assessments by sources in Israel's Foreign Ministry, the intelligence community and AIPAC, who now believe it might be time to shift gears.

 

 "If Israel believes that the deal is a bad one for its security, it cannot appear as someone who gave up in the end," said the source.

Sources in Jerusalem have now realized that instead of continuing to fight a lost cause, Israel has another route that could help secure its interests – namely, asking the US for compensation in the form of expensive weapons or other favors.

 

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu could either continue to fight the deal or he could swallow the deal, asking in return far-reaching benefits from the US, the sources said.

 

A high-ranking government official told Ynet's sister publication Yedioth Ahronoth that "The White House is willing to pay a hefty price to get some quiet from the Israelis at this point. We are surprised the demand has not been made."

 

F-35 stealth fighter jet, a possible price for Israeli silence on Iran? (Photo: AP)

A week ago, the Senate voted in favor of a bill that would allow Congress to review any nuclear deal President Barack Obama intends to sign with Iran. According to the legislation, Congress would have 30 days to review the deal and pass a motion of disapproval.

 

The bill is considered only in principle, and even Obama chose not to oppose it. The bill's opponents were unsuccessful in passing an amendment requiring any agreement to be submitted to the Senate as a treaty. Under the constitution, that would require approval of two-thirds of the Senate.

 

One of the most pivotal and vocal senators working against the Iran nuclear deal was former chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, New Jersey Democrat Robert Menendez.

 

The bill's opponents, including those in the Israeli Prime Minister's Office, had hoped that Menendez would be able to stop the bill from passing, mainly because he was a key Democrat willing to speak out against the White House, but a recent corruption investigation opened against Menendez by the US Justice Department caused those hopes to diminish.

 

In light of the investigation, Menendez announced on April 1 that he was suspending himself from the Foreign Relations Committee. "With his departure from the scene, at least at this time, the most important engine working against the signing of the deal has disappeared," said a Senate staffer.

 

A journalist who regularly covers the White House said that over the past two weeks, there has been a sudden change in tone with regards to Netanyahu.

 

"It is not because all of a sudden they love the prime minister of Israel there," he said. "But rather because, in their eyes, everything must be done to get the deal with Iran approved, if and when the remaining details that were left out of the outline signed in Switzerland are agreed upon."

 

According to the sources, the White House is willing to seriously consider substantial compensation to Israel so long as it does not provoke strong protest against the agreement until the deal is signed in July.

 

According to these sources, at a meeting between the Pentagon and State Department, various possibilities that could meet Israeli demands were discussed – with the most reasonable option thought to be an increase in the amount of F-35 fighter jets given to Israel.

 

The Iron Dome missile defense system in action during Protective Edge. Will US fund more batteries? (Photo: Reuters)

 

The US would be willing to consider a "serious subsidy" of some of the additional jets whose acquisition has been stalled. Another option is the production of additional Iron Dome batteries – paid for the by the US.

 

Israeli sources say they believe the US would be willing to pay a high price for Israel's silence, but is in no hurry to make any demands.

 

"If we come with demands at this point, it would mean that we have given up our objections to the deal, and now it is just a matter of at what price," said an Israeli source.

 

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 12:55 | 6100515 Monty Burns
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Why the hell should America be forced to financially 'compensate' Israel for a deal it does with another independent country?

Well of course I know exactly why.

I believe the day will come when Americans will finally rebel against this parasitic relationship and the traitors and dual-citizens who enable it.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 22:37 | 6099534 SilverRaven
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"We burnt some folks"....

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 11:01 | 6100299 juicy_bananas
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We fiddled some folks.

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