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Un-Photoshopped Reuters photo sums up US foreign policy perfectly as Abdul Latif bin Rashid Al Zayani, representing the Gulf Co-operation Council, appears to leave U.S. President Barack Obama hanging during a welcome ceremony at the White House this week.

 

Source: CBC

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And if you are really conspiratorial, crude prices and precious decoupled this week as Persian Gulf leaders arrived at Camp David...

 

What hurts "America" the most? Lower oil prices (economic pressure) combined with surging precious metals (status quo faith shaken) and being snubbed (unipolar leadership questioned)

 

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Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:14 | 6097576 Blythes Master
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We left some folks hangin.'

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:15 | 6097583 freewolf7
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Dude! Up top!

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:18 | 6097590 SickDollar
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The King to Obozo:

I Don't shake hands with Puppet or fags

 

 

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:19 | 6097599 Winston Churchill
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Only with my left hand.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:29 | 6097639 froze25
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Ahh, I see you know your Muslim hand shaking policy towards the ones they despise.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:41 | 6097693 Pool Shark
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Reminds me of the Penguins of Madagascar:

"High Five!"

"Low Five!"

"Down Low!"

"Too Slow!"

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:52 | 6097724 metastar
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How rude! Doesn't the president know it is customary to bow to your masters?

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 13:33 | 6097896 TruxtonSpangler
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No one trusts Obama, he burns every ally sooner than later.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 13:49 | 6097961 InjectTheVenom
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looks like that sheik is fondling his marble sack with his left hand ?

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 14:13 | 6098016 PAPA ROACH
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Stop trying to grab my package bro...

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 14:46 | 6098186 SoilMyselfRotten
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You must be head of state?

 

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 16:50 | 6098691 free shit plz
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A muslim shaking hands with an arab, glad it ain't a smellograph

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 17:08 | 6098753 Four chan
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obamum so lickem salami.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 18:09 | 6098939 Perseus son of Zeus
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What a lovely watch. I wonder it's value on the black market if it had 'history'?

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 23:00 | 6099573 green sheen
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Oil for gold for dollars for debt for defaults
http://youtu.be/6KEMYeGZ604

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 23:53 | 6099677 Rakshas
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.....not that I'm into that sort of thing but if the manchurian brother wanted to score some rep he'd jap slap the bitch.......... mothafucka you in my house now..... but in a perfect world Obie would pop a cap in his ass just as abdul set off his vest in the middle of the congress/senate/presidential hopefuls group sexfest........ oh to dream....

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 02:21 | 6099848 Soul Glow
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He sure is wearing a lot of shiny shiny.  Msybe Obama is asking for some, you know, cuz he don't have none in Ft Knox.

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 16:01 | 6101010 DutchR
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Is that a "sieg heil" Saudi style

 

/s for the hearing impaired

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 18:25 | 6098977 Secret Weapon
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Probably patting some little boy on the head.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 20:51 | 6099316 Perseus son of Zeus
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Hey Secret let me let you in on a secret. Remember the pic of lil Bush holding hands with him?

How comes doe's racist Saudi's be donin dat to bama? Yo yo.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 23:42 | 6099649 spieslikeus
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It's cool yo, he just scored a touchdown.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 15:36 | 6098392 Counterpunch
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SPOKEN LIKE AN ISRAEL FIRSTER.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 16:57 | 6098715 Haus-Targaryen
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Obama is irrelevant.  For the first time since before the Second World War -- the POTUS is completely irrelevant. 

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 18:14 | 6098954 Perseus son of Zeus
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"Obama is irrelevant."

So who is feeding all the MSM their marching orders? You know... Black is great, black is 'persecuted' by white cops, black is the solution to American Greatness.

Do you think it's those jewish media owners pushing this agenda? Why oh why?

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 07:25 | 6099992 YuShun
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divide et impera

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 01:53 | 6099834 capitallosses
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Yeh, hey, at least Obozo is not bowing.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:55 | 6097734 Richard Chesler
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Bow lower mf'r.

hahahahahaha

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 18:21 | 6098174 Took Red Pill
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Pool Shark, I think this came first;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9Sw7lZ1ZHs

Terminator high five

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 15:45 | 6098440 Calmyourself
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It":s Winstone Churchill he damn near converted to the Ummah, sister talked him out of it..

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 16:28 | 6098621 GoldSilverBitcoinBug
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In Arab culture the ultimate insult is rather throwing your left shoes like that journalist did to Bush back then when your troops was in Iraq.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:19 | 6097601 Morbid
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what's the arabic alternative to 'goem'?

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:47 | 6097715 JimmyRainbow
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"giaur" my guess

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 13:27 | 6097793 koncaswatch
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kafir / Kuffar (fem)

(Goyem?)

Edit: there's another term for one who lives in peace in a muslim community under their protection, as long as they pay a "tax". I think the term/word begins with a "D".

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 13:45 | 6097940 H. Perowne
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Dhimmi

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 16:31 | 6098639 GoldSilverBitcoinBug
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It's a 10% tax: where I sign-up ?

Still better than Socialist Zio controlled system where I can pay up to 75 % tax for banksters and Free Shit Armies.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 18:36 | 6099015 Perseus son of Zeus
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Your income tax is about 50%, sales, fuel, obamacare, property tax, special assessments....

Are you sure about your 75% claim?

Come 'on America, work harder you lazy fucks! How can we achieve Dreams if you don't fucking work harder?

You do know those poor disabled black folk need your help.

2.11% of the population are jewish. Over 40 percent of American wealth is owned by the 'nice' jewish folks.

Can we talk? Yes?

Obviously not all 2.11% are in the loop and obviously the $$ 40% claim is probably understated.

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 01:45 | 6099829 wombat53
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Where did that 40% figure come from please? If true (and I doubt it), it seems the Jews have been the most successful group of all in attaining the American Dream then (what the Declaration called the "pursuit of happiness"). For a group of despised immigrants clustered on the the Lower East Side to have come this far so fast is a huge achievement. And largely excluded from Colleges, Country Clubs etc for decades, that's pretty good going. Or maybe it's The Protocols of the Elders of Zion at work? 
This is the most despicable form of Jew Hatred, the oldest libel, and shows nothing but your own envy at the success of others - in fact, in all fields  in which Jews participate, from medecine, to literature, to comedy, show biz, you name it, not just finance. And the %age is closer to 1.7% (in which case its an even greater achievement, if true.)
You might want to read Zero's Notice on Racism ("Racism, to include any religious affiliation, will not be tolerated in ANY FORM on this site, including the disparagment of people in the comments section. ") before I report you. 

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 06:57 | 6099966 Perseus son of Zeus
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It's no surprise to me that idiots like you exist.

Guess who issues the USSA currency? Yes, that's correct the jews do. They print it out of thin air, then hand it out to their chosen few with no restrictions. Everyone else has to labor for it.

The chosen few that got hoards of it for free then pass it on to other chosen people with very few restrictions.

It's laughable, your notion of jew supremacy. It won't be long until all Americans are aware and seething mad. Enjoy it while you can.

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 07:19 | 6099979 overmedicatedun...
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wombat53, thank you, your response is correct. I take exemption to the fact you want to stifle speech..get someone removed for writing something you regard as unacceptable..truth will out by discussion not by supression of speech. knowingly or not you are a facist.

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 09:13 | 6100122 McCormick No. 9
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I'm not  big fan of attacking people over the accident of their birth. I'm with you on that one. But dime-dropping, Stasi stooge reporting is total bullshit, and you are an asshole. Don't do it.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 20:49 | 6099312 TheGreatRecovery
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I think "kafir" means "cow", or "cattle", or even "yogurt made from milk from a cow".

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 07:12 | 6099975 bigkahuna
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I had to look it up. I have heard the word used as you say as well though.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kafir

Kafir is an Arabic term used in an Islamic doctrinal sense, usually translated as "unbeliever," "disbeliever," or "infidel." The term refers to a person who rejects or disbelieves in God or who hides, denies, or pays no attention to the beliefs held by Islamic religion. The practise of declaring another Muslim as a kafir is takfir

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 08:15 | 6100033 TheGreatRecovery
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Okay.  I guess I am sorry to hear that, because I think KEFIR may be the original word, and I have in fact purchased KEFIR at the grocery store.  It is like yogurt, but more liquid.

from http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/kefir?s=t

also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kefir

Apparently, KAFFIR was also a slang term used in South Africa to equate black people with cows.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaffir_(racial_term)

Sheep.  Cow.  What other animals' names can we use derogatorily?  Dog?  Pig?  Snake in the grass?  IMHO, animals get a bad rap.  Just as I believe that everybody is smart, but in different ways, so I believe that there is no such thing as a dumb animal, except, to an extent, the ones humans have bred to be dumb.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:23 | 6097620 HonkyShogun
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He doesn't want to touch Reggies funk by proxy.

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 12:18 | 6100432 Klemens
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White House: Obama Family Assets Between $1.6M and $6.9M  http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/05/15/white-house-obama-fam...
Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:32 | 6097651 Meremortal
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More like, "I dont' shake hands with Shia."

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 18:00 | 6098911 drendebe10
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Hahahaha... a little karma justice for the fudgepacker... send it back to the Wives Club

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:17 | 6097592 Dazman
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He ain't no folk. He's a Fucker

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 15:27 | 6098357 Excursionist
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The fuckers are the ones we've been in bed with for all these decades and have facilitated us spending trillions in treasure and thousands in lives in the Middle East.

Now the Arabs are pissed because Obama is engaging the Persians to help extricate us from that corner of the world?

Fuckin' great, I say.  Especially if it gives Hillary one less excuse to start the next shit show in the region.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 15:43 | 6098434 tony wilson and...
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really and what of the jewish problem
at least this camel jock spends money on weapons.
unlike the rabbi eternal freeloading victim

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 13:07 | 6097790 Leveraged Algorithm
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He was just offering the king a good shoe shine.....

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 13:24 | 6097861 Freddie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJzNUydlQ4I

"Now go home and get your f*cking shine box!"

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 14:43 | 6098172 mkkby
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He's saying, "ni66er, who told you to stop picking cotton"?

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 15:31 | 6098367 Excursionist
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If you're going to use the word "nigger", then own it.

Don't pussyfoot around the spelling.  Doesn't help with the perception of bigotry, but at least it's honest bigotry.

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 07:12 | 6099974 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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There is nothing comical or witty about saying things like this.

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 09:42 | 6100146 oudinot
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MKKBY; YOU HAVE THE MENTALITY OF A SIXTH GRADE BULLY.

WHY DON'T YOU USE ARGUEMENTS RATHER  THAN INSENSITIVE LANGUAGE

YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON!!

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 13:34 | 6097901 claytonmoore50
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Down low - Too slow...!

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 14:15 | 6098056 Sleepless Knight
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Prince is saying " Look what I have in my left hand" Obama just trying to cop a feel!

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:26 | 6097629 Sudden Debt
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SAYK!!!!

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 13:01 | 6097758 Freddie
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What hurts "America" the most?

Obola and the puppet CON-GresZ(io) plus the rest of the corrupt govt, judicial system and military.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 16:00 | 6098509 Sudden Debt
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Nah, it’s easier than that.

It’s the people who are the problem. They never gave a fuck and all they cared about is a piece of the pie.

I saw a doCu on tv yesterday where they did a hidden camera and a man would beat up a woman in clear daylight on a main street full of people.

often there where dozens of people walking by when the woman was beaten up and EVERYBODY actually looked the other way!

Nobody did anyting! They actually turned their heads away!

That was just sick man!

and those politicians?

If your kid take money from your wallet, which every kid will do at least once, and you see it, and you don’t punish that kid, he’ll do it again for sure!!

Same with politicians, nobody cares they steal. So why would they stop?

PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT TO BECOME POLITICIANS SO THEY CAN STEAL THEMSELVES!!

Politicians are the new gangsters from the 30’s!

Nice suits, nice cars, nice lifestyle and free to do whatever they want.

But it’s all us who allow and allowed it to happen.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 18:05 | 6098925 drendebe10
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The elected ruling political elite turds need to have their skin sandpapered off & buried in salt 

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:43 | 6097701 BullyBearish
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Best picture of the "wind up puppet" I've seen yet...

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 13:10 | 6097807 Freddie
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It looks like the Saudi Royalty is using his other hand to grab his genetalia.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQJVn_VO_l8

Sol Rosenberg:
I have warts all over my ass and genitalia

They're awful and silly lookin

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 23:33 | 6099620 FiendNCheeses
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"I got your handshake right here."

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 15:18 | 6098325 Zymurguy
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William?  I think we have some inspiration here ^^^ for ya!

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 15:04 | 6097820 ZH Snob
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but the cue card says shake hands.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 15:20 | 6098333 Zymurguy
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no, it actually reads

"Sheik hands you a dose of reality"

(now go get your fucking shine box you fucking puppet)

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 13:38 | 6097908 Fíréan
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Saudi King Salman stayed away and Bahrain King Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa has gone to the House of Windosr in UK.instead for a horse show and whatever with the Queen Elizabeth

Where's the mention, write-up, of this Arab king size boycott of the USA Camp David gathering ?

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 13:54 | 6097973 Chupacabra-322
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Crypto Zionist Scum Fucks.

What will surprise those who may already be surprised about the Dönmeh connection to Turkey, is the Dönmeh connection to the House of Saud in Saudi Arabia.

An Iraqi Mukhabarat (General Military Intelligence Directorate) Top Secret report, “The Emergence of Wahhabism and its Historical Roots,” dated September 2002 and released on March 13, 2008, by the U.S. Defense Intelligence Agency in translated English form, points to the Dönmeh roots of the founder of the Saudi Wahhabi sect of Islam, Muhammad ibn Abdul Wahhab. Much of the information is gleaned from the memoirs of a “Mr. Humfer,” (as spelled in the DIA report, “Mr. Hempher” as spelled the historical record) a British spy who used the name “Mohammad,” claimed to be an Azeri who spoke Turkish, Persian, and Arabic and who made contact with Wahhab in the mid-18th century with a view of creating a sect of Islam that would eventually bring about an Arab revolt against the Ottomans and pave the way for the introduction of a Jewish state in Palestine. Humfer’s memoirs are recounted by the Ottoman writer and admiral Ayyub Sabri Pasha in his 1888 work, “The Beginning and Spreading of Wahhabism.”

In his book, The Dönmeh Jews, D. Mustafa Turan writes that Wahhab’s grandfather, Tjen Sulayman, was actually Tjen Shulman, a member of the Jewish community of Basra, Iraq. The Iraqi intelligence report also states that in his book, The Dönmeh Jews and the Origin of the Saudi Wahhabis, Rifat Salim Kabar reveals that Shulman eventually settled in the Hejaz, in the village of al-Ayniyah what is now Saudi Arabia, where his grandson founded the Wahhabi sect of Islam. The Iraqi intelligence report states that Shulman had been banished from Damascus, Cairo, and Mecca for his “quackery.” In the village, Shulman sired Abdul Wahhab. Abdel Wahhab’s son, Muhammad, founded modern Wahhabism.

http://m.strategic-culture.org/news/2011/10/26/the-doenmeh-the-middle-ea...

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 14:30 | 6098072 Counterpunch
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meh, even I don't find this convincing/.

 Surely possible - the donmeh cryptos were in the young turks though I dont know how much power they really had.

 Of course, the Bolshevik coup in Russia was so Jewish as to be fairly accurately described as a wall street backed Jewish takeover of Russia.

 
http://antimatrix.org/Convert/Books/Under_The_Sign_of_Scorpion/Under_the_Sign_of_the_Scorpion.html

 

 Russians have long memories, thank Christ. 

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 08:18 | 6100051 shovelhead
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You never heard of switch hitters?

I went from being a generic agnostic to creating a fertility cult where the women worship Mr. Jimmy.

It's a little slow getting started but once I get my first convert, it'll start rolling.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 14:00 | 6098002 Winston Churchill
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The whatever, is prolly his English mistress.

Wee  Jock, the old Emir had one.Bit mousey for my taste.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 18:02 | 6098891 ajax
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You're all so full of shit. When you saw the photos of Bush 1 and 2 kissing and embracing the Saudis you were all appalled. Now that the King of Bahrain had to "see a queen about a horse" instead of "a man about about a dog" it's all yuk yuk yuk. If Marc Rich were still around to laugh at all of you idiots he wouldn't even bother. He knew more about what goes on behind the scenes and the thobe, the keffiyeh, the veil and all the assorted yarmulkes ever invented in the history of this criminal world. Marc Rich, Rest in Peace. By the way, Marc Rich was a Gouldian in music, an iconoclast:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZII_OWJcUfY

 

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 18:57 | 6099070 scrappy
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A “Nay” vote meant that the Senator opposed this transfer of democratic national sovereignty, away from elected representatives of the public, to international corporate panels, whose members will be appointed solely by executives chosen by the controlling stockholders in large international corporations. A “Yea” vote meant that the Senator favored this transfer of democratic national sovereignty over to international corporate panels.

http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/roll_call_vote_cfm.cfm?congress=114&session=1&vote=00180

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 20:53 | 6099317 williambanzai7
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Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:14 | 6097578 i_call_you_my_base
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Suprised Obama didn't go for the fist bump.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:23 | 6097609 HonkyShogun
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He should be careful, they don't take kindly to homosexuals where he's from.

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 09:30 | 6100161 oudinot
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YOU FUCKING MENTAL MIDGETS WHO HARP ON OBAMA BEING HOMOSEXUAL IS A STUPID INTELLECTUAL ENDEAVOUR.  HE IS A HORRIBLE, USELESS  PUPPET, LIKE ALL POTUS SINCE KENNEDY. WHETHER HE IS HOMOSEXUAL OR NOT HAS NO RELEVANCE WHATSOEVER.

THE POSTERS WHO OBSSESS ON POTUS BEING A HOMO MUST HAVE LATENT HOMOSEXAULITY LURKING IN THEIR INSECURE SOULS.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 14:25 | 6098096 Agent P
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Reminds me of the scene from Airplane when Ted meets the chief of the Malombo Tribe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSQ_lWEtMb4

(0:28)

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:15 | 6097580 NoDebt
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He thought the black man was just showing him to his seat.  It's an honest mistake.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:40 | 6097689 Monty Burns
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Happened to me with an Indian guy who was a Senior Partner in KPMG.  I genuinely thought he was a waiter.  He was not pleased.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:43 | 6097698 NoDebt
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Ouch!  I bet that left a mark.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 13:12 | 6097817 spoonful
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Yeah, same same thing kinda happened to me - I cut a loud fart while shaking hands with Guy Lombardo.  Jay Leno was the opening act.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 13:17 | 6097833 gtb
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Huh?  You need to explain this.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 19:50 | 6099188 spoonful
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Fair question - I meant to respond to Monty Burns' example with another example where an idiot like Obama (in this case me) makes a fool of himself while extending his hand.    

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 08:59 | 6100103 gtb
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Thanks...I understood you were offering an example.  I was wanting an explanation of the circumstances.  Why were you shaking Guy Lombardo's hand?  What was the occasion?  WTF does Jay Leno have to to with you shitting in your pants?

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 16:58 | 6098721 Yes We Can. But...
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Did you follow that up with your hilarious impersonation of a 7-Eleven clerk?

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 11:02 | 6100302 Keynesians say ...
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Oh god that is too funny. +1 fine sir

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 17:49 | 6098876 Max Steel
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lol that's rayciss Monty  /sarc

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 13:05 | 6097783 eddiebe
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Ok., now that was clever.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:16 | 6097584 farflungstar
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Medieval oil tyranny don't play that shit.

They got the Jewish fascist state they can cuddle with now.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:23 | 6097617 TheFourthStoog-ing
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Another anti-Semitic exposed.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:31 | 6097647 DutchBoy2015
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Anti-semites is same as anti-nazi.  Jews make Nazi Germany look like choir boys

 

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 17:22 | 6098793 free shit plz
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Another anti-Semitic exposed.

Shut it cunt you will be thanking us when society wakes up and extinguishes the jews, in the most tortuous way possible as well to send a message to the sneaky jews that manage to evade the global final solution.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 17:54 | 6098890 Counterpunch
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Here to poison the well, Mr. Troll?

 

fuck off.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 18:50 | 6099061 Ralph Spoilsport
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Yeah really. Only been a member 3 days and 2 hours.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 19:51 | 6099190 free shit plz
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Been reading commenting on the hedge for years retard, even the hedge is susceptible to pc dickheads whinging.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 20:04 | 6099212 Ralph Spoilsport
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You've been commenting and getting banned for years is more like it douche-nozzle.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 22:27 | 6099517 free shit plz
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That's what I said retard try and keep up.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:32 | 6097656 Dumgoy
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Wahhhhhh!  Natzis everywhere!!

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:59 | 6097751 divingengineer
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We need to start a Nutter list here. 

Anti-Semites, Conspiracy Nuts, Moonbats of every type and stripe have invaded this forum. 

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 14:14 | 6098062 balanced
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a "Nutter list"?

They are just people with ideas and views different from your own.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 14:16 | 6098074 Counterpunch
Fri, 05/15/2015 - 16:13 | 6098560 farflungstar
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Every English majority speaking nation is going to have a Torah gov't. someday...if they aren't already. The parasite is in and the door's been closed. 

The 5 Eyes Club of Dumb Jew Kissing Goyim

 

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 15:06 | 6098274 scaleindependent
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My contribution to the nutter list

 

1. MillionDollarBonus

2. MillionDollarBogus

3. divingengineer

4. scaleindependent

5. fonestar

...

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 15:22 | 6098336 messymerry
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That's what makes it fun, you insensitive clod...

;-D

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 14:27 | 6098105 Silky Johnson
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Take your anti-semite defense and shove it so far up your fucking ass. You motherfucker you.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 14:31 | 6098124 Counterpunch
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funny how - Arabs are Semites, and people routinely criticizes Saudi Arabia here {and rightly} and not once have you cried about it being 'hate.'

 

Why is that?

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 15:50 | 6098393 farflungstar
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"Another anti-semitic exposed"

Another asshole-rimming Zionist POS.

Genocidal Jewish fascists and Saudi pedophile apes - a perfect match for each other. 

 

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:16 | 6097586 Bill of Rights
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Come on, we all know Obama is reaching for his Dick...Reggie Love approves this message.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:30 | 6097641 Bunghole
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Is that why Abdul is covering his dick?

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 09:35 | 6100167 oudinot
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SHOWING YOUR LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY AGAIN, ARE WE, BILL OF RIGHTS?

HAVE YOU NOTHING WORTHWHILE TO COMMENT UPON YOU DUMB, RACIST, HOMOPHOBE?

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:18 | 6097587 PrawnStar313
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Abdul doesn't strike me as someone who would shake hands with a black man

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:19 | 6097600 Shawnee
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look where mohammed's OTHER hand is....

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:52 | 6097725 Phil Free
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What about with a mulatto?  The black-looking guy in the picture is a mulatto.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:17 | 6097594 B2u
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Doesn't Obama know he should do a fist bump?

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:18 | 6097596 Robot Traders Mom
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Like two girls fighting over a guy, both client-states of Israel are fighting for affection from their master...

www.TopTheNews.com

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:24 | 6097622 p00k1e
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Bomb the U.K.?

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:58 | 6097746 Phil Free
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An-archy in the U.-K.?

 

-- -- Don't know what I want, but I know how to get it -- --

(tip o' the hat to John Lydon..)

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:24 | 6097610 TomGa
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"Bow first, you wanker. Over here, closer."

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:23 | 6097612 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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He also appears to be doing a heil hilter and adjusting his sack at the same time. Now that is what I call multitasking.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:23 | 6097614 Son of Captain Nemo
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Now where did I put my "knee pads"?!!!

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:24 | 6097624 Soul Glow
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Obama forgot to bow.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:25 | 6097626 Mini-Me
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The bad news: we have another 616 days of enduring this blowhard and his team of amateurs.

The even worse news: 8 years of Hillary.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:29 | 6097643 DutchBoy2015
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8 years of Killary or any other neocon nutter in both parties.

Shame that the USA can't field ONE decent intelligent person to run for office.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:34 | 6097664 Mini-Me
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Probably because no decent intelligent person would want the job. 

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 13:07 | 6097789 Bastiat
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No decent intelligent person will ever be selected/appointed by either party and no one else will be taken seriously by the MSM, aka the propaganda industry.

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 07:46 | 6100008 bigkahuna
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This is the most blatant sign that the whole thing is a scam. Have we not caught on? Do we not want to catch on? Are we too chicken shit to catch on? The reason no one has attacked us is because they would rather we fuck ourselves over - why waste money and lives when your enemy is busy fucking themslves over?

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 13:00 | 6097753 cheech_wizard
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pick me pick me...

Da Wizard's platform:

1) Illegals, get the fuck out yesterday. Military gets placed on our border, not Russia or anywhere else.

2) Use as many drones as it takes to flatten all Federal Reserve buildings. (on July 4th, enjoy the fireworks.)

2a) There are a number of other Fed Gov agencies that need the same treatment, but since I need to pay down debt, it might have to be a pay per view special with votes on what gets flattened next to the public. (I figure the IRS will go first, followed by the State Department or the EPA...)

3) Welfare becomes workfare... I have a lot of infrastructure that needs rebuilding. 

4) No dual citizenship for any FedGov office holder. 

 

 

 

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 13:09 | 6097798 DutchBoy2015
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Now you are what I call a real American.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:53 | 6097729 Grimaldus
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Hillary will be arrested for murder and other high crimes against humanity.

Count "Bloody Hands" Hillary out.

She should have never stuck her evil head back up into the light, should have taken exile in Burma or Laos.

 

Grimaldus

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 13:34 | 6097904 doctor10
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Hillary arrested?!! 

she and Bill have been merely the warm up act for what comes next!!!!

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:27 | 6097631 Itch
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He's grabbing his schlong too; its as if he's saying "im gonna ass fuck this brother". Evil.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:27 | 6097633 economessed
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Looks like Barack is making a move to steal the dude's wallet while he's distracted waving to the Hooter's waitresses standing in the background.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:30 | 6097644 Itchy and Scratchy
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He could never leave his brothers behind!

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:28 | 6097634 Bill of Rights
Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:30 | 6097645 Itchy and Scratchy
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Wake me up when we hit a quadrillion!

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 13:03 | 6097767 cheech_wizard
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Sounds like a common core math problem... If the printing presses run 24/7 printing $100 bills at the rate of 1 a second, how long would it take to print a quadrillion... 

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 13:10 | 6097801 scubapro
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apporx 450 years

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 13:59 | 6097998 koncaswatch
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I get: 1 trillion @ $100/sec = 317 years

1 quadrillion @ $100/sec = 317,098 years

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 15:26 | 6098353 messymerry
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I think you missed it by a factor of 10.  I came up with 31 years...

;-D

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 16:55 | 6098701 koncaswatch
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I cheated and used Excel, but this guy...

http://www.answers.com/Q/How_long_ago_is_one_quadrillion_seconds 

= 31709791.983764585 years 

/ 100 (@ $100/second) = 317,097.91 years The point is, this is a mind boggling number!

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 15:33 | 6098369 messymerry
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Connection to server reset.  C'mon Tylers, stabilize the system.  Spend some of your ill gotten gains on improving this website!!!

;-D

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 09:37 | 6100171 oudinot
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They print the money, electronically, retard.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 13:22 | 6097856 Ace006
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We owe it to ourselves. Ain't no thank.

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:29 | 6097635 Itchy and Scratchy
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The start of a major 'reach around!'

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 22:45 | 6098597 delacroix
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"here, let me get that for you."

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:29 | 6097640 Mike Honcho
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"The other valet already took my keys."

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