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American Politics Explained In One Chart

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Presented with no comment (but a big shrug of the shoulders)...

 

 

Source: Tom Socca via Gawker

 

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Tue, 05/19/2015 - 15:57 | 6110830 freddymercury
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Obama = Bottom right quadrant

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:02 | 6110848 free_as_in_beer
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nope, for those who attain a high enough level, there is a bonus level

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:04 | 6110861 MarketAnarchist
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Ron Paul = Top Left Boundary

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 19:17 | 6111538 MonetaryApostate
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There is no such thing as an honest politician & if you believe so, you are obviously ignorant.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 19:56 | 6111665 Keyser
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I will admit that honest politicians are as rare as hen's teeth, but there are a few notable ones, like Ron Paul... Any politician that is honest is marginalized, rebuked and portrayed as a lunatic by the MSM and entrenched political parties... 

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:14 | 6110901 Harbanger
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After the hangings and return to rule of law the next batch will remember that it's a public service.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:01 | 6110847 replaceme
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That is great and sad all at once.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:03 | 6110854 davidalan1
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Two words..."Term limits"-- but alas, just a dream.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:27 | 6110973 seek
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They actually make things worse. There no accountability in the last term.

Far better is immediate accountability -- so remove the 17th amendment and go back the the state system to senators can be recalled immediately, and for reps, well, either a fast recall system or (far more important IMO) end gerrymandering that creates safe districts. Of course both of these require the support of the people they would remove from power in order to happen so they won't.

I don't know what form it will take, but there will be a reset of the government somehow, be it next year or one hundred years. My guess is it'll go the way of Rome where it's not economically or politically feasible to govern at the federal level.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 17:03 | 6111114 Harbanger
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These fucking career politicians are destroying our republic.  You can't give any one single person power long enough for them to be influenced by future prospects.  Some of these polical fuckers have been ruling over us for 40-50 years?  That's crazy, men have given their lives to prevent this.  Term limits are natural anyway, they come by law or by natural hangings.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:03 | 6110855 freewolf7
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I'll take honest competence for 100, Alex-oh, wait.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:03 | 6110857 davidalan1
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So, I guess..."I have a dream"...

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:24 | 6110960 Harbanger
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No. It is that simple.  You were right the first time, term limits would fix much of the corruption.  Won't happen till the hangings.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:07 | 6110869 q99x2
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American politics is for sale.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:15 | 6110909 Sach Mahoney
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Bought and paid for

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:15 | 6110911 scrappy
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I like this chart.

http://humanknowledge.net/PoliticalSpace.pdf

I am a classical liberal.

 

 

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:20 | 6110941 centerline
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nope.  nope.  nope.  Not touching this with a 10 ft pole and wearing full hazmat suit.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:51 | 6111081 Parsecs Taxi
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Doesn't matter: it's all neo, now.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:17 | 6110920 are we there yet
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I can see where hope and change fits in this graph.

 

I wish our founding fathers had permitted cruel and unusual punishment for corrupt officials, or those who never leave office, or who form political family dynasties.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:22 | 6110952 Skateboarder
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That is territory reserved for natural law. Unfortunately, very few people on this planet understand/acknowledge it.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:41 | 6111034 Harbanger
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There is no way to avoid natural law.  Our brothers who founded this country knew this and did what they could.  It's up to us now.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:27 | 6110967 I Write Code
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'twas ever thus

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:32 | 6110990 Zen Master
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We need a return of the "muckraking" era.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:34 | 6110996 A is A
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Does that say "lifers"? What the hell is lifers? Serious

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:43 | 6111029 Seek_Truth
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As in politicians that have been in office for "life", ya know?

Like Hairy Reed.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 17:00 | 6111112 kaiserhoff
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Or Joe Biden, in the Senate since '73 and then worser yet, a heart beat away...

Middle class Joe.  

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:42 | 6111036 Seek_Truth
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Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:36 | 6111007 kchrisc
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Treason is missing off of that so-called chart.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:49 | 6111071 TeethVillage88s
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The writer of the Chart thinks that life is fair if you just work hard.

Like there is no degree of Negative Behavior, Corruption, Networking in Secret, Insiders, and Advantage to growing up with tutored, private schools, and endless advice from others with success.

I would have loved to have had relationships with adults when I was a kid.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:41 | 6111033 Steve in Greensboro
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Almost nobody in national politics is above the horizontal line.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 17:43 | 6111227 knukles
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True dat.  Thank God for Al Gore and Hillary Clinton.  Let alone the Brilliant Bill Nye

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:44 | 6111047 disabledvet
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There are varying degrees and types of corruption of course.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:47 | 6111063 22winmag
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Don't fret. I'm sure the Tea Party will defund the war(s) and reverse the growth of big government.

 

/not

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 18:01 | 6111292 Monty Burns
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Don't know why you got all downs. Does anyone really think the Repukes will cut back on the wars?

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 18:05 | 6111305 Monty Burns
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Don't know why you got all downs. Does anyone really think the Repukes will cut back on the wars?

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:56 | 6111103 Rentenmark
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How about summed up in one word -- LIARS!

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 17:03 | 6111117 Sudden Debt
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That’s pretty dark :)

 

But the number of people I know whith a burnout is hughe and none of them saw it comming.

I’m now 38 and about 1/3 of my friends has serious health problems. Today I was with a friend who needs surgery on thursday that gives him a 50/50 chan e of survival. Saturday we have a funeral.

man... working like a drone and all that? It really starts to make you think...

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 17:10 | 6111133 toncuz
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Yea...remember when the GOP promised "term limits" and "campaign finance reform" during the election and once they took over Congress immediately forgot both issues?

That was the bamboozle of the century.

Too bad conservative Democrats voted with the GOP the last twenty years...giving "conservatives" a twenty year straight majority...otherwise we would have a public option and the military would not be TEN TIMES the size of the next TEN largest countries.

Oh, well...can't blame the progressives who haven't had a majority in decades.

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Tue, 05/19/2015 - 17:42 | 6111225 Fun Facts
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Chart should show the politico class licking the shit off the boots of the money controller class while the idiocracy drools into cups.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 18:04 | 6111298 Peter Pan
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What good are term limits when you have sons following in the footsteps of fathers and wives in the footsteps of husbands?

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 19:21 | 6111554 thebigunit
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If I burned out just after I started working, does that mean I'm exceptionally honest and competent?

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 02:30 | 6112588 GeoffreyT
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The image is a good representation of the broader labour market (and I will even admit - through clenched teeth - that it's possible to find honest and competent people at the lower levels of the bureaucracy), but there is no need for the 'honest' region of the X-axis in the market for political vermin.

 

The evidence for this: find a politician who ever burned out. (Caveat: the burnout must be from excessive workload, not excessive narcotics and paedo/homo'trannie orgies).

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