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Apply Now: Saudi Arabia Is Hiring 8 Executioners
As this year’s heavily-indebted new college graduates are about to discover, the post-crisis job market is tough (unless you’re an aspiring bartender or farmer or happen to have studied petroleum engineering) and since the US economic “recovery” officially died in Q1, things aren’t likely to get better anytime soon.
Because we know how hard it is out there, and because we know that even if you do find a steady job your wage growth is likely to be anything but steady, we like to keep readers apprised of interesting employment opportunities across the globe. As a reminder, the China-led Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank is hiring for anyone looking to get in on the yuan hegemony ground floor, and for those keen on protecting Europe’s central banking cabal from marauding bands of anti-austerity clowns, the ECB is hiring “fire experts.”
If, however, you happen to be particularly adept at wielding a sword and believe strongly that stiff penalties for crime play an important role in deterring future misdeeds you might consider joining Saudi Arabia’s Ministry Of Civil Service as a “Perpetrator Of Retribution.”
Here’s more from The NY Times:
Job seekers in Saudi Arabia who have a strong constitution and endorse strict Islamic law might consider new opportunities carrying out public beheadings and amputating the hands of convicted thieves.
The eight positions, as advertised on the website of the Ministry of Civil Service, require no specific skills or educational background for “carrying out the death sentence according to Islamic Shariah after it is ordered by a legal ruling.” But given the grisly nature of the job, a scarcity of qualified swordsmen in some regions of the country and a rise in the frequency of executions, candidates might face a heavy workload.
Saudi Arabia’s justice system punishes drug dealing, arms smuggling, and murder and other violent crimes with death, usually by beheading in a public square…
On Sunday, Saudi Arabia beheaded a man for a drug offense, making him the 85th person to be executed this year, according to a count by Human Rights Watch based on Saudi government statements. That is almost as many people as the country executed in all of last year, when 88 people were beheaded. Thirty-eight of this year’s executions, including the one on Sunday, were for drug-related crimes with no allegations of violence, according to Adam Coogle, a researcher with Human Rights Watch.
Here's the official posting:
If you need a refresher on just how often Washington's oil-rich ally conducts public executions see here and here.
As a reminder, here's the updated data on the world's 'chief execution officers':
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I can swing a mean scimitar, but the chicks in burkas thing is a real turn-off.
Does Hassan chop? Then come on down and serve the house of Saud.....
Please apply immediately....chop chop
Two questions, can I use anti-aircraft guns and is there 401K with company match?
Not using a headhunting firm ?
Robots!!
DUH!
Cutting edge terms and condictions.
The Saudis, great allies they are.
I wonder if all the blow and hookers enjoyed by the rulers count as drug offences?
I am pretty anti-war, but there is a part of me that wouldn't mind seeing some pain come to the Saudis.
pods
job title is officially "Chief Morale Booster"
... ok then, I'm in. But on 2 conditions: I get to use my choice of weapon and nominate as many condemned as I wish.
Applicants should be results-driven.
Ran out of wood for the gallows did ya?
Silly Saudis.
FEMA camp guillotines automate the process and require no skill to use.
Maybe we could soon have some Executioner openings here?
Progressives preach all religions are the same.
As Muslim "culture" And Sharia law continue to get pushed on traditionally Christian nations by useful-idiot academics as "one right way amountg many different equally right ways", maybe Muslim head chopping will be coming to a city center near you.
Predator Drones.
Saudis should post to YouTube.
Prolly put ISIS to shame.
Saudis should Privatize the Job, then they don't have to manage the Benefits.
Does SA have Religious Corporations?
Would it be Halal Certified Killing?
"I wonder if all the blow and hookers enjoyed by the rulers count as drug offences?"
No. There are a few classes. Ruling Class is above Suspician of any mis deeds or wrong words. Actually you would never meet with a Royal Family Member since you are a lower Class. So any police probably would not even go or approach a Royal and could not actually speak to them.
- King
- Royal Princes
- Royal Families
- Obedient Citizens
- Slaves
- Foreign Workers
- Prisoners
- Non-Muslim
dupe
Automation and complete factory fitting can be completed safely, and efficiently by the Soilent Green Corporation.
In ancient India, people were executed by squishing their heads under an elephant's foot.
I dont see russia on the death penalty list.
Aren't they the bad guys?
Where again is our Nato Ally the United States of America?
USA is #1!
The chart is wrong because it excludes the (legally innocent) 2 people per day executed by the police in the USSA.
You know the executioners poem right?
If you can keep your head, while all around you others are losing theirs...
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if i take the job
can i keep the heads...
See Bugs in "Ali Baba Bunny".
Just be glad, your client is on the cutting edge so to speakl.
For a country that doesn't do much killing of their own at home, they sure are responsible for a lot of killing.
Isn't the Scimitar due in September...?
Half the population of Israel should qualify. If not more :)
I was going to say something about killing every applicant, but now I can't.
Its easy to see you are clearly ignorant and make such a comment because you are obviously racist.
Yeah. He was wrong to say that.
He should have clarified between "would love to have the job" and actually qualifying.
<rimshot>
The biggest racists on the planet are Israelis , genocidal, lying, thieving psychopaths also.
Look you zio-cunt stooge at what your brethren are up to:
Thousands of young Israelis, many of them children, rampaged through occupied Jerusalem chanting “Death to the Arabs”
http://12160.info/page/video-thousands-of-young-israelis-many-of-them-ch...
So do they need references or?
Do they pay in gold?
ISIS does.
Ukrainian gold.
coming soon to a "western" country near you. if you believe strongly in crony capitalism and enslavement of the bottom 80%, you can apply.
Where have you been the last few years?
kinda funny - but look how well organized the job descrition is!
Seriously, Job Family 7, category, 703, sub category 70 308 (named the Punishment Port).
Could be IBM and Siemens put the system together a long time ago.
imo not a bad way to go.
Agreed Buzz. I would much rather a scimitar swipe take off my head, than the so-called humane killings of the squeamish, gutless Western nations.
Actually I was watching the local college grads and they didn't seem to possess the physical or mental attributes necessary for a career in execution. Perhaps if they develop an app for such things I may change my mind.
Miffed;-)
My Dear, all the Saudis need do is post this job at the local IRS facility.
Saudia Arabia had better step up their game if they only execute 2x as many as the freest democracy in the world.
But luckily Hellfire missiles don't count as group executions. There's another word for it I'm sure. Otherwise the chart would need more on the X-axis.
We Americans will be hiring guillotine operators soon ourselves.
Unlike the Saudis though, we'll be taking out Zionist trash, not protecting it.
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.
"Take out your license. See that gold star. Now, ain't that a bitch?!"
Hillary & Victoria Nuland could do these jobs. I don't know if they give you nice accommodations and accoutrements...
I heard you could like well in UAE in Government Quarters and even have Liquor and Beer shopping. Then what once a week Hillary could fly to SA to do the Drone Strikes or Head Chopping.
How about Janet Napalitano?
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Talking heads say its painless.
I'd like to apply for this position in the US for beheading those that have committed treason in offices of power. The only sleep i'll lose is when I wake up laughing hysterically.
My ex-wife should apply..........
funny i didn't see that evil Russia on that list :)
Query whether the Saudi method of execution is freehand scimitar or fixed blade, i.e. guillotine? or does it depend upon the subject?
Anyone know? Thanks.
All you need is one executioner if you have a +5 Vorpal blade.
Call me when they catch a few banksters.
Mr. Carlin nailed it on so many issues.
Here's his take on the death penalty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDO6HV6xTmI
Wow- North Korea really needs to step up their game... I expected them to be much higher on this list.
Salaried, or "piece work"?
Golfers get caddies to maintain their clubs. I wonder if Saudi executioners get sword 'sharpening boys'?
Probably yes and is like the Sumo System.
Young Filipino Boys to give them massages, feed them, wash their clothes, clean their house and swords. Ew.
And bend over for them when instructed.
We choose to ignore the obvious homoeroticism of your comment.
no diss respact to the jewishers and the khazarias
but these actor rabbi from the family house of saud
these royal hot sand talmudicks
they gotta go schlomo.
they gotta go
they just not playing cricket what what
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY! "My main interest right now is to expose the Jews. This is a lot bigger than me. They're not just persecuting me. This is not just my struggle, I'm not just doing this for myself... This is life and death for the world. These God-damn Jews have to be stopped. They're a menace to the whole world." -- Bobby Fischer
Heads a gonna roll!
No this is a job I could get into.
Like I said on an earlier thread:
Are they executing bankers? Because if they are then I'm good with it, but if not then I'm morally outraged.
I applied today...
If I don't get that job, heads are gonna roll!
Saudi Arabia’s justice system punishes drug dealing, arms smuggling, and murder and other violent crimes with death, usually by beheading in a public square...
Because, you know, governments HATE competition .....
....where are the SJW's when you need them?
Proof that it takes a desert to inculcate a special kind of fucked up amongst a people.
Headline from the Observer:
Obama Achieves the Impossible: He’s United Israel and Saudi Arabia
I thought Saudi and Israel have been united for a very long time.
So united in fact it has been said they are virtually blood-brothers.
They have mutual interests. I don't buy 'the Saudis are Jews' story. As Lord Palmerston observed 'nations don't have friends, merely interests'.
There was the Jewish Kingdom of Arabia, but that dirty off the reservation JewBoy Mohammed, got intoxicated with his new found fame and slaughtered them all.
It's difficult to know what to believe about the relationship story. But I've been puzzled for years why there are no quarrels between them given each their size and influence in the M/E.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY! "My main interest right now is to expose the Jews. This is a lot bigger than me. They're not just persecuting me. This is not just my struggle, I'm not just doing this for myself... This is life and death for the world. These God-damn Jews have to be stopped. They're a menace to the whole world." -- Bobby Fischer
From the archive pictures, the Saudi police and military do seem to be mostly overweight; the Yemenis all seem quite normal.
It could be a war of fat vs thin perhaps, not sure ;-)
No disrespect to the Yemenis, who have suffered, and this should stop and not be happening!
Peace in the Middle East :-)
Hi Honey ... I'm home. Boy it was a bad day at the office today.
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I mean ... what do you really say???
Well she certainly won't ask if you'd like head.
Do the hand & head chopper-offers get the Swedish whore treatment the night before like Royals do before they pray to Allah...?
i forwarded the article to the Waco PD.
Any words about the salary?
Killary qualifies, she loves to give wild cackle. WE came , we saw , he died,. (one of the best and most decent leaders EVER).
Palestinian TerrorTories already making the best of list... by all means join the family of nations. Where's Israel on this list? 15 of the 25 top death sentence states are by the bitches of Islam. No wonder the Tulmud rules. s\
You better fuck off you goddam kike roach ZioNazi son of a bitch and FAST,
You KIKES make Hitler look like a choir boy,
Here is some info for you Jew PIG. We are NOT cattle or insects and we are NOT here to be your servants.
I like to spend 10 minutes in a closed room with you and you would soon be munching your testicles along with your yarmulke as a chaser.,
El-DoucheBoy, in ten minutes you'd be in love with me and my defacto Kosher covenant. I pull you by yer Burqa. What's that fluttering lip flappin thing ya'll wymyn do at sacrifices?
Ove r 80,000 Christians in Palesetinian terrortories.
Oh, why do you KIKE PIGS spit on Christians , we have plenty of proof.
Why do you Swine kick out blacks?
"Why do you Swine kick out blacks?"
Because it's the smart thing to do and I strongly support the Israelis in this. What pisses me off though is that their co-ethnics do everything in their power to flood White countries - and only White countries - with the same Third World bottom feeders.
Perhaps you should watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXB0KyiPntc
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY! "My main interest right now is to expose the Jews. This is a lot bigger than me. They're not just persecuting me. This is not just my struggle, I'm not just doing this for myself... This is life and death for the world. These God-damn Jews have to be stopped. They're a menace to the whole world." -- Bobby Fischer
Koshers I hear like to visit your Neverlands and leave a tasty load. But German loads are Neverland's historical favorites.
Neverlands; when you just gotta have some glory in da hole! Bwaaaaaaaaaa!
Cummming from a Left-Hander, it's just well not credible. When is Cummadan this year El-DoucheBoy?
Sez Falcon Flight the resident KIKE roach whose people laugh while butchering Children because according to them they are just insects and not Jews.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY! "My main interest right now is to expose the Jews. This is a lot bigger than me. They're not just persecuting me. This is not just my struggle, I'm not just doing this for myself... This is life and death for the world. These God-damn Jews have to be stopped. They're a menace to the whole world." -- Bobby Fischer
Hey El-DoucheBoy? You posted that yesterday.
Nothing says freedom like beheading a woman who showed some skin on her ankle.
The most loathsome. degenerate and rancid cess pool in the whole world.
And it's the HQ of the Religion Of Peace.
Israel sure is, so is Saudi. Iran is nice place , been there a few times on business., The women are hot and don't wear Burkhas and actually run all the stores and tell the men what to do,
More myths busted for the retards.
Hey DoucheBoy? What, if I may ask, are your fav Burqa colors...to wear I mean. My wife not 5 minutes ago showed me a photograph of an Iranian execution by artillery fire, circa 1895. What's your home country? Where you be hatched?
One thing about the Neverlands, they've fared pretty well being the German counterparty to a gloryhole relationship. Eat shit poo bear.
A lot of truth in sentencing in Saudi. Meanwhile, back in the USSA, there are literally thousands of "death row" inmates who will die of old age or AIDS becuase the feminized American driminal justice system just can't bring themselves to off the poor dears.
My support for the death penalty is waning, and it's all due to the thought about giving the State the power of death.
If I can get the Guillotine frnachise for Saudi I'm made !
The Ministry of Civil Service is hiring... literally.
Did we ship these jobs overseas too? LOL.
We also have a lot of college grads in need of employment that fit the job requirements.