This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.
Dogbert Explains What CEOs Do
»
- 34908 reads
- Printer-friendly version
- Send to friend
- advertisements -
Contact Information:
Tips: tips [ at ] zerohedge.com
General: info [ at ] zerohedge.com
Legal: legal [ at ] zerohedge.com
Advertising: ads [ at ] zerohedge.com
Abuse/Complaints: abuse [ at ] zerohedge.com
Suggested Reading:
Make sure to read our "How To [Read/Tip Off] Zero Hedge Without Attracting The Interest Of [Human Resources/The Treasury/Black Helicopters]" Guide
It would be very wise of you to study our disclaimer, our privacy policy and our (non)policy on conflicts / full disclosure. Here's our Cookie Policy.
Don't forget donating to the Clinton foundation or paying them to speak at some function.
It is already illegal to talk shit about joos in many western countries. After the next purge it will be against the law to talk shit or even imply that bankers had anything to do with the crash. They already pay money to stay out of jail. Welcome to feudalism 2.0.
I hope that there is some Braveheart in our future. That fact that we actually hear stories about the 300 today gives me hope. I don't want to die on my shield, just on top of spent brass from my AR15!
Disclaimer: The AR15 comment was in reference to ISIS, the FSA and UN troops. All other members of DHS please remain calm.
As given in the book, The Fourth Turning, strong leaders typically emerge as the turmoil begins. Right now I do not see any either.
Are you sure??
I thought it was a "strong odor" that emerged at this time.
Dr. RON PAUL was/is a good inspirational political leader, but not a Commander In Chief type.
And his son appears to have sold out to the Usurpers. I see mot one else on the horizon.
So you may be right about a suitable leader emerging during a crisis. The caveat is that that's also when scumbag sociopaths appear, because scared people and sheeple are easily fooled or controlled.
So, in modern history, who is a commander-in-chief-type? Let's not forget to ask questions, like the MSM did. I have enormous respect and gratitude for Ron Paul. He will be remembered for his endless dedication to the foundation of the New American Republic.
"I have enormous respect and gratitude for Ron Paul."
If you're not a Troll....go here:
http://blog.redefininggod.com/
Sorry to rain on your parade, but it's Kabuki theater...shadow puppets....to distract us...divide us...and "choose" the next "alternative" puppet.
These assholes are comprehensive and cover "all" bases...and all sides (including "the Pauls")...like the cheating gamblers that they are.
And they do it with taxpayer (free to them) money.
Perhaps Rand sold out because that's the only way to get to the top of the greasy pole?
Not sure but the odds aren't good.
Squid
"I don't want to die on my shield, just on top of spent brass from my AR15!"
Nice scope and .308 bore....
It ain't but a handful of thieving, greedy, white thugs in Armani....pretty easy to spot...and quietly "clean up".
No need to die.
'Strong Leaders'
What a fucking awful concept.
As an anarchist, even weak leaders piss me off.
I don't believe I have the right to tell another human being, who isn't damaging anyone (other than, maybe themselves), what to do.
I think that should work both ways.
Anarchism - belief in the abolition of all government and the organization of society on a voluntary, cooperative basis without recourse to force or compulsion.
The only way forward for the human race.
It's a concept that scares the shit out of those who would be leaders, hence the corruption, in the MSM, of the meaning of the word.
No 'leaders' - No wars.
Well logicalman, you have finally arrived at the destination described in The hitchiker's guide to the Universe.
Good for you! On the other hand, in the world we actually live in today, someone has to speak for the mass of denigrated, wretched souls they supposedly represent.
How do you propose to resolve this quadratic equation?
I'll be honest, I have no fuckin' idea, either. It's gone beyond quadratic, so I reckon a bunch of folks will have to die before we finally realize that we actually can't help the lower rungs of society. We only enable them.
No international banksters, no wars!
You think there would be a crash with no Fed/FDIC? As far as I'm concerned, banks can do whatever they want. No deposit insurance and no money printer to save their ass, let them compete on safety.
Problem: DHS is the FSA
'Welcome to feudalism 2.0"
No it's, 'welcome to feudalism 6,345.0'.
Feudalism has gone since civilization began; in the post WW2 society in America, and to a lesser extent the Western world, an anomaly occurred post WW2-an educated, propsperous, large middle class emerged thanks to abundant cheap energy, re-tooling, accountable democracy and new technology.
Hope everyone had fun as that party is now officially over.
Back to the salt mines (or jail, or trailer parks or starvation) for the majority of us for the foreseeable future.
The best investment you can make is to buy a congress person...or marry an aide.
Alternative investment for those with limited capital: One night stand with a congress person with AIDS
The infinite buyback loop ain't going to be forever. Just like increased housing prices, the price per barrel of oil, and Wall Street Hookers(tm), it all gets old eventually.
Same dance differentt night. Same happened pre 1973,1987,2000, and 2008.
Sure it won't happen again.Vomit.
JOIN THE GREAT ILLUMINATI
A Secret "ILLUMINATI ELITE" Society of Millionaires Are Making Much money, fame and power and They Want New members... Your Access Is Only Open For A life Time... "The Clock Is Ticking..." Are You In or Out? This has never happened before, and mark my word... it will NEVER happen again. Call it "sheep & Shepard" or Call it "hunter & prey" Call it whatever you want. The money ALWAYS flows TOWARDS Illuminati members... And AWAY from NON Illuminati members... And that's what we see happen every day As you will soon see... One of the rules of the Illuminati is "We don't talk about the Illuminati" so I can't say too much about it here. If you are truly interested in becoming a member contact;(join666@usa.com) REMEMBER NO GOING BACK..ENJOY THE GREAT ILLUMINATI LIFE!!!!
+ 1000, Oldwood. Been around for a while myself and buying your own congressman/woman is the only way to go. Lots of folks have used this tried and true method; been workin' for over two hundred years, in this country. Been workin' for thousands of years worldwide. Mendacity, that's what the world needs moar of...NOT!!!
Every CEO shreds emails daily.
If it's documented policy, it's legal.
CIO's are hired for their ability to scrub the CEO's private T line.
Ukraine’s leadership continues to entertain the world community.
http://thesaker.is/ukraine-sitrep-may-18th-by-duff/
http://www.craveonline.com/images/stories/2011/2012/October/Film/The_Conqueror.jpg
CEO's rise to their level of incompetence in productive activity, while to competence in their level of greed.
If your name is Elop, you might publish a memorandum which destroys 35 billion Euros worth of shareholder value in one of the most technologically advanced companies in Europe.
Would you also be shorting the stock price?
I never found money to be a motivator. It has taken me a long time that greed seems to motivate others a lot more. Just how much is enough. Personally I like working at something I enjoy doing (tendering engineer for electrical projects) that challenges me technically and commercially, and pays enough to live comfortably. Bonuses are just that - a bonus - and I would not take advatage of a customer or mistreat a colleague to get a couple more thousand in bonus. I (stupidly) thought that was how most people were.....
Obviously, you are NOT a sociopath. Oriental proverb for people like you (and me):
Man, who knows when enough is enough, will always have enough.
(No lyin' cheatin' stealin' or killin' for more.)
But those who are sociopathic, and do everything to leverage that to the top of power:
Man, who doesn't know when enough is enough, will never have enough.
That's why they lie, cheat, steal, and kill; and even then that is not enough.
They're "black holes" on earth.
With you on that.
A piece of advice may dad gave me was to make a living doing something you enjoy.
I've done that all my life (just entered my 7th decade)
Almost fell into the trap - went to Uni, Chemistry & Astronomy - became a sign painter!
Every occupation has a certain amount of bullshit associated with it, but at least it's easier to deal with if you like what you do.
I still do science, as a hobby, along with archery/bow making and cycling.
Something I've said to my kids since they were old enough to (maybe) understand is 'You don't know how much time you've got - You can't get any more of it - DONT WASTE ANY!
Odds 'n Ends
Odds 'n Ends
Lost time is not found again
[h.t. B.D.]
Screw Ted. Someone should make a live action Dogbert movie. Before he dropped the weight, Drew Carey should have been Dilbert.
They tried a Dilbert TV series, it was a dog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk0ujsHLPMM