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Walmart Sales, Comps Miss; Operating Income Tumbles; Runs Out Of Scapegoats

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In what may be the most cryptic press release from Walmart yet, the company just issued an 8-K which consisted all of 5 bullet points, a few charts, and precious little else. Perhaps the reason for the pithy transmission is that WMT had nothing good to say: Revenue declined from $115 billion to $114.8 billion, missing expectations of a jump to $116.2 billion, EPS also missed at $1.03, vs $1.05 expected, operating income tumbled 8.3% from $6.2 billion to $5.7 billion, and finally comp store sales also missed at 1.0%, below the 1.5% expected. With these results, anyone would be short and to the point.

After previously providing extensive explanations for why the massive Apple Sachs Industrial Member member missed, this quarter the firm almost didn't even bother to scapegoat. This is what it said:

"Consolidated operating income declined 8.3%, due to impacts from currency fluctuations and investments in associate wages & training and e-commerce."

As if it didn't even bother to put in the effort to find a reason for the 8.3% plunge in operating income.

Finally, even the company's guidance was berely there. From Charles Holley, Executive Vice President and CFO, Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.

"Based on our views of the global macro-economic environment, and assuming currency exchange rates remain at current levels, we expect second quarter fiscal 2016 earnings per share to range between $1.06 and $1.18. Our second quarter guidance includes the impact of approximately $0.04 per share from our previously announced investments in both U.S. associate wages and training, as well as $0.04 per share from currency."

Wall Street currently expects a Q2 EPS print of $1.17.

And with this latest bellwether miss, expect the S&P to close at a recorder high today.

 

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Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:22 | 6108935 Fun Facts
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Wal Mart loves you.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:25 | 6108941 Millivanilli
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Dear China, if you keep exploiting the labor force you can buy our monetized debt and in 8 generations you'll have a middle class for 35 years.  Then you can off shore jobs to the 3rd world nation of 'Murka'- fuck yeah in order to pump up your stawks!

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:27 | 6108947 Infinite QE
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Wheels go round in circles....

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:44 | 6108999 VinceFostersGhost
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You kinda had to figure Obamacare would hit Wallyworld sooner or later.

 

Welome to the 29.5 hr/wk economy.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:16 | 6109113 MonetaryApostate
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A consumer based economy doesn't work if nobody is spending!

Thanks Trick Down Economics, shoot yourself in the foot to spite your face assholes...

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:29 | 6109156 NoDebt
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Yes, clearly spending is the problem.  Consumers got up to their eyebrows in debt by not spending enough.

 

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 09:44 | 6109429 zuuma
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It doesn't help that Sam Walton's billionare daughters all funnel massive cash to Hitlery's campaign.

Thus, a small cut of each piece of chinese crap you buy at Walmart goes to Hitlery. Nice!

Much like, every time a new Ford or GM car is sold, the obamarats get a cut - via the union dues.

Speaking only for myself, I'm not playing.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 10:56 | 6109638 fattail
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You're right.  We'd all been better off if the waltons gave their money to romney or bush or christie or lindsey graham or whoever your flavor of the month is.  If you're going to quit playing, quit playing the red/blue blame game since they are both puppets for the same corporate masters.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:25 | 6108944 MarkD
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Walking through Wal Mart is the best cheap entertainment going.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:41 | 6108990 IndyPat
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Costco is the new WalMart in that respect.

Like a fucking modern United Colors of Beneton commercial

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 10:27 | 6109537 Joe Sichs Pach
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Welcome to Costco!

Naked, Machete-Wielding Man Threatens Long Island Costco Customers: Report

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Naked-Machete-Wielding-Man-Threaten...

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:57 | 6109036 Ward cleaver
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True. Personal favorite is the 320 lb fanny pack wearing woman with an ass u could show a movie on, followed by the 80 year old guy with the jet black toupee.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:21 | 6109132 IndyPat
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The "snack bar" area of Costco was a fucking sea of Chinese when I was there Sunday. I thought I was having an acid flash back or something.

The irony was so damn stark I almost blew out my o ring trying not to shit myself.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:52 | 6109237 Freddie
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Walking through Wal Mart is the best cheap entertainment going.

It is the biggest freak show on earth. 

IT is also the implosion of an empire and former civilization (sort of).

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:35 | 6108968 Hype Alert
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Everything is awesome!

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:35 | 6108972 chubbar
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Speaking of Walmart, why hasn't there been any follow up to the story that ran last month concerning the closings of those 3 stores? All kinds of speculation about involvement with Jade Helm, etc., but no follow up as to what is actually going on at each store. Is our fucking memory that short that we can't even follow up and either confirm or deny the reality of what is happening?

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:54 | 6109025 Its_the_economy...
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Walmart closes stores all the time. I've seen it 3 times in my area alone.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:36 | 6109187 WillyGroper
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Chew on this.

Logistics makes perfect sense.

https://youtu.be/PS7Jl1dMIOY

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:43 | 6109208 rbianco3
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There has been a lot of conspiracy follow up but nothing official from WMT for shareholders on the five stores that closed on a few hours notice. The stores that border Jade Helm takeover areas- er' training areas.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:57 | 6109263 Freddie
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I think the real reason was show that these are or were trying to organize a union.  WMT decided to just shut them down.

Unions sucks, WMT sucks, the Walton klan sucks, EBT customers suck and so do most of the employees plus the USA is TOTALLY corrupt - so I have no dog in the fight.

It is much easier and cheaper to kill 3 stores then to let the union troublemakers already working their take root.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:22 | 6108936 Infinite QE
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Walmart needs to be burned to the ground. Ground Zero for the zio takeover of America and the rise of the new bolshevik child state China.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:28 | 6108949 silver_stacker
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Walmart sales are down because of the store closures due to partnership with the government and Jade Helm 15.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:30 | 6108955 Infinite QE
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Time to sue the Plumber's Union

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:35 | 6108969 duo
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Walmart is the rope capitalism will use to hang itself.

Shame on them for not getting into the health insurance business.  Warren might be able to help with that.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:02 | 6109061 dizzyfingers
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Capitalism is what USA needs but doesn't have. www.  http://fee.org/freeman/detail/the-use-of-knowledge-in-society

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:24 | 6108940 johnnymustardseed
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Walmart... everything you need that is made in CHINA.   

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:25 | 6108943 all in capital
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just BTMFATH bitchez then buy gold. 

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:26 | 6108945 overmedicatedun...
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walmart and mcD's sales falling, cause, well, everybody is richer and is shopping and eating up scale.

QE is winning..now don't you feel better?

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:35 | 6108970 Oldwood
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Obviously we need to raise the minimum wage to $20/hr and increase EBT allotments.

The "Pelosi stimulant" may end up being more like Exlax.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:50 | 6109014 VinceFostersGhost
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We passed it Nancy, I think we just found out what was in it.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:36 | 6108974 Motasaurus
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Maybe they stopped accepting food stamps?

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:14 | 6109108 RiverDrifter
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The few times I do go in a Wal Mart, it's a sobering experience to see what makes up a lot of their customer base...crazy how the stereotype of the WalMart shopper is so close to reality a lot of the time.  Without food stamps/EBT, I wonder if Wal Mart would even be half the size it is; I really do wonder what percentage of the $114.8 billion is taxpayer-funded EBT money....has this been calculated/reported before?

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:45 | 6109216 IndyPat
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We gonna find out real soon.

The beta test for that very question was run not long ago. Remember that little EBT "glitch" not to far back? The one that sparked off a mini chimp-out?

Yeah. That makes more sense in hindsight now, doesn't it?

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:08 | 6109080 mtl4
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October will be a fun time when the next set of retail misses come through and expectations drop off a cliff.......should be around the time .gov bans cash transactions too.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:30 | 6108952 firstdivision
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Gee, they couldn't be missing on sales of their Chinese crap due to people being broke?  No that can't be it.  Everyone in the US just moved to buying from Nordstrom and Neiman Marcus instead.  Everyone in this country makes too much damn money.  Salaries are too damn high!

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:30 | 6108954 IndyPat
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Green Shoots!

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:31 | 6108958 GMadScientist
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The friendly Wal-Mart greeter will now be replaced with a fat rent-a-cop holding an Armalite.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:43 | 6108996 Thick Willy
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On Cat Walks patrolling the store overlooking the shoppers while the loud speaker says, "Shop! Citizen.  Remember, Walmart loves you."

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:07 | 6109081 GMadScientist
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"Consume! Consume!"

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:33 | 6108963 Bangin7GramRocks
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Not enough motorized scooters available. Muricans can't be expected to walk while they shop. Duh!

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:34 | 6108964 q99x2
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Bulldoze the stores, leave the Chinese junk in them and operate them as community landfills.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:35 | 6108967 Motasaurus
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Oh no! We only made $114 billion this year! What ever are we to do with ourselves?

Numbers have ceased to have any meaning. This world is fucked.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:37 | 6108978 Oldwood
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As with China, WMT needs big "profits" to break even. God only knows what their off book "marketing" expenses are.....

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:38 | 6108981 firstdivision
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Revenue != Profit

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:37 | 6108977 ShortDebt
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Simply does not matter. New ATH again. Spoos will never go down again. Buy now before you miss out.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:48 | 6108982 DutchBoy2015
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Walmart now puttting liposuction/crematorium services in new stores.   Growing business.  Urns for ashes made in China.

You can now haul Grandma there have a small ceremony and put on conveyour belt thru oven and 30 minutes later pick up the lovely Urn filled with Grandmas ashes.

All for the low price of 99.95  (excluding tax).

Sure beats $7000 coffins and cemetery plots going for 20k.

 

Shareholders are HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:51 | 6109019 DutchBoy2015
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Walmart lobbying hard to legalize euthanasia as they already have plans to expand into that service also.

Shareholders HAPPY!!!!!!!  (most important thing of course, in Amerika).

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:22 | 6109134 Refuse-Resist
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Is that a Walmart sign in the background? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOV8mBjHHYg

 

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:26 | 6109145 DutchBoy2015
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I believe it is.,  or perhaps a Target??

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 14:47 | 6110577 Icelandicsaga.....
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DutchBoy .. who did you piss off to keep getting down voted on innocuous comments..

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:05 | 6109068 GMadScientist
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Focus-tested much better than the Do-It-Yourself Suttee Kit (can of lighter fluid and Bic).

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:39 | 6109193 IndyPat
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Fun Fact.

I have a friend that makes these Formica "bins" for crematoria companies.
They are roughly coffin sized.

Once the dearly departed are sent through the EZ Bake, they flip the ashes and some illegal alien ghoul sifts through the ashes for.....wait for it.....

The barbaric relics! Yessir. Ze Gold. Ze Silver. Ze Platnium. Recovered from ze ashes. Just like at ze kamps. About barfed when he told me. He just groaned and said the countertop business is shit and he needs to business.

He said the guy he sells these to showed him a box of pacemakers.
Said they were still hot and the people get shocked handling them.

I plan to be cremated. I also plan to read the contract very carefully and to have a lawyer present once I come out of ze oven to make sure vultures don't pick through my ashes.

He was also shown a box of artificial joints.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:45 | 6109215 DutchBoy2015
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Wow, that is fucking unbelievable  (not really)

The ZioNazis of Kiev, are reportedly the biggest organ harvesters on the planet along with their pals in Tel Aviv.

Lots of the bodies of the people they killed in Donbass were reportedly stolen and carved up for the organs.,

Kill to order more or less.,

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:43 | 6109001 IndyPat
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Someone's not buying all the things

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:06 | 6109072 GMadScientist
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Guess those low-low prices are gonna have to get low-low-lower.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:25 | 6109140 IndyPat
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They'll contract ISIS to shoot the greeter and "pull" the store in its footprint, soon. At least they won't have to explain the concept of free fall.

Should be a nice insurance pay out.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:45 | 6109004 Space Animatoltipap
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Luckily Walmart is only a barometer for the living conditions of the irrelevant and ignorant serfs.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:47 | 6109005 Space Animatoltipap
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Walmart, the barometer of the living conditions of 89% of US citizens.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:47 | 6109007 rsnoble
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I'm still at a loss with the dumbfucks that came up with 'never ending growth' and based everything on it.  Some idea that was.  

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:48 | 6109013 DutchBoy2015
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Same here, as if negative growth is a bad thing or something.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:48 | 6109012 RyeWhiskey
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Itz da weatharrr!!

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:18 | 6109120 Katastrofenhausse
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The weather guy said Polar Vortex happens just before Kondratiev Winter

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:51 | 6109018 NoWayJose
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Walmart's problem is that they have raised prices substantially over the last 5 years. I used to buy their 5 inch round pies for 50 cents - but not now at 86 cents. Bakery items are up, and of course anything beef or dairy is way up. Small appliances are priced the same at Walmart as everywhere else. Same thing with DVD releases. Murikans already got drawers full of cheap Chinese clothes. And worst of all, Walmart is always out of 22LR!

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:52 | 6109022 DutchBoy2015
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Whats a DVD?   Ever hear of Bittorrent and streaming?

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:59 | 6109048 VinceFostersGhost
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Walmart is always out of 22LR!

 

That's because all the ammo manufacturers are working feverishly to produce hollow point ammo to save the DHS from the American people.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:56 | 6109032 DutchBoy2015
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Luckily Walmart is banned in this country and our neighbours in Germany kicked them out after 2 years. Germans hate getting fucked .

Also we value our beautiful country and small businesses and don't want the landscape dirtied up with ugly box stores.

 

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 09:24 | 6109357 IndyPat
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"Germans hate getting fucked ."

Really.
Maybe vaginally.
Greek style...you know, up ze nickel slot?
They seem to be doing their damnedest to get some of that.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 09:26 | 6109366 DutchBoy2015
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Isn't everyone?

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 10:49 | 6109613 IndyPat
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Sorta. Can't argue there.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 11:36 | 6109818 northern vigor
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"...we don't want the landscape dirtied up..."

Yet hog barns are wall to wall in  Holland? I guess it depends on what "beautiful" is, is  in the eyes of the beholder.

 

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 13:14 | 6110222 DutchBoy2015
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In the cities?   You are another myth spewing knuckledragging know nothing wanker.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 14:55 | 6110608 Icelandicsaga.....
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The difference betweeen USSA and say Germany . the Germans did not totally sell out their manufacturing base to CHINA or third world.. they had enough SENSE to hang onto high end manufacturing at least. the plutocrats in the USSA and UK . were too damned DUMB to do that . Germany also has a different corporate culture from what I see.. the adversarial model of the USSA and UK as opposed to German everyone on the same page from investor to shop floor.. the British model of economics came to the USSA . .and the world of Charles Dickens came with it . the USSA has had only ONE small period when vast numbers of city dwellers had jobs.. from about 1948 to 1975 or so .. the Middle Class grew out of high paying manufacturing jobs.. but that ended in the early 80s . anyway .. because of it . the German model survives and we have the Wal Mart Costco Dollar Store cheap shit model . and even our high tech manufacturing is being shipped to China and the four winds.. that is why we have the LEMON known as the F-35 and the Boeing 'dream liner'  cobbled together in 20 countries with different quality controls.. NOT to mention the electronics for the F-35  made in CHINA . yippee for murkican UK capitalism . .Lenin was right . .they will hang themselves on rope the commie fascists sell them.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:11 | 6109098 DirtyHowi
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so is everyone else, i work in the gun industry for a major player (one who if they could get supply of 22lr would happily sell it to WM, capatilist pigs that they are), 22lr flat dont exist right now.  I can't even get any, and i work there.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 09:18 | 6109336 IndyPat
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Think we noticed that.

Got any idea why? You'd think the machines that make 22LR could pump out a billion a day. What's the deal?

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 11:29 | 6109785 northern vigor
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Now that we have someone in the gun industry on here...what  is the problem finding .22s? Is it hoarders? Is it guys using them as automatic fire just goofing off? Why is there a shortage?

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:18 | 6109121 yogibear
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Many people shop Aldi for many of the basics now instead of Wal-Mart.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:24 | 6109138 DutchBoy2015
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Deutschland uber alles  .  Aldi is German, just like T-Mobile.  ING bank is Dutch.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:29 | 6109155 IndyPat
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Compare and contrast the family the owns Aldi vs the pact of shit sucking vampires that own Walmart.

easy call. Ze Germans get my business.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 09:05 | 6109292 WillyGroper
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@DB while you're getting all patriotic, why don't you sweep your porch of the pedo scandal headed up by the ol' boy over the police & judges?

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 09:08 | 6109308 DutchBoy2015
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I am not in the UK.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 09:21 | 6109347 WillyGroper
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then you're ignorant of the skullduggery in your own country... Joris Demmink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_ef4P3Fk0k

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 09:25 | 6109362 DutchBoy2015
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Ohh, probably,.    so been groping lots of Willies lately?     Willy=pecker 

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 09:47 | 6109378 WillyGroper
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that the best you can do, vagenius?

Got your finger in the Dike?

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 10:51 | 6109619 IndyPat
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Fight Club welcome day is always my favorite.

Well done. Like a steak.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 07:57 | 6109039 p00k1e
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Walmart sells the most U.S. made products sold in any American retailer.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:03 | 6109063 DutchBoy2015
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Is there another American retailer?   BTW, what department?  The guns and ammo dept?

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:00 | 6109052 DutchBoy2015
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Last time I was in the USA (2002) I did a test to see if people were actually listening.

At a nice restaurant ,while paying the bill at the register, the canned ''did you enjoy your meal?.   I replied, no it was terrible, she was busy making change and said ''Great, glad you enjoyed it and then the perfunctory ''Have a nice day''.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:00 | 6109053 fremannx
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Company earnings data and sales forecasts are predictable when you know what's coming. The Dow Jones Industrials are peaking and that means the forecasts of everyone, not just Walmart, will be abysmal.

 http://www.globaldeflationnews.com/dow-jones-industrial-averageelliott-w...

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:03 | 6109066 Seasmoke
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Just need to fire the WAL-Mart greeters and numbers will improve Q3. 

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:07 | 6109082 DutchBoy2015
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Welcome to  Walmart.   Our world of thousands of square feet of crap.  

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:06 | 6109077 JD59
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When I go to Walmart the stores are in mess, and it looks like a ghost town. This country is in a full blown recession,  but the bastard media, and elite won't admit it.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 09:05 | 6109290 Mike Honcho
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"When I go to Walmart" - there is your problem.  Have some self respect.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 09:24 | 6109356 DutchBoy2015
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X1000

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:07 | 6109079 1stepcloser
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better tweet the POTUS #EBTNOLIMIT

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:09 | 6109085 DutchBoy2015
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Walmart having HUGE sale this weekend!!!!!!!

Toilet paper, half price*  (minimum 100 roll purchase)  

Beat the rush and don't get crushed.

*only one side used.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:09 | 6109088 NoWayJose
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Walmart has to stop selling Chinese junk and start stocking more of what Americans are really buying -- beer and hard liquor, guns and ammo, marijuana, fresh cooked pizza, fresh cooked burgers and fries, drugs needed to make meth, and glazed donuts!

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 10:52 | 6109621 IndyPat
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Put some snapping pussy on those empty shelves.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 11:13 | 6109700 DutchBoy2015
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Can you fit on the shelf?

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:09 | 6109089 Herodotus
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Not a bad result actually, considering the no-growth economy we are in.  Could have been worse.  Probably bad HVAC systems in some of the stores kept customers away.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:13 | 6109106 DutchBoy2015
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Walmart is studying the IKEA model.

You come in the store but have to walk all the way through to find the exit. Meanwhile, lots of loss leaders on the way through.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:20 | 6109128 DutchBoy2015
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I do my shopping HERE.   No parking fees, no wasted gas sitting in traffic jams.,  and can find best price nationwide on item I am looking for.  In many cases beats Amazon prices.

http://www.kieskeurig.nl/

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 14:51 | 6110591 scrappy
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I do my shopping HERE.

https://www.freecycle.org/

 

Rollback Pricing!

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:21 | 6109129 RushRoolz
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This makes sense. In the booming economy we have and the 5.4% low unemployment bestowed upon us by our Dear Leader BO, people are making too much money to shop at the likes of a Walmart.

 

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:25 | 6109139 yogibear
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Wal-Mart needs to increase their number of fat carts so they can cater to the people with large appetites.  

They need to increase the size of the holding carts for these large people. Those potato chip bags/snack food bags take up a lot space.

Almost was run over by those people. 

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:27 | 6109150 DutchBoy2015
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Just have fork lifts for rent at the entrance,  (for the shopper OR the merchandise)

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 10:06 | 6109479 Elliott Eldrich
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"Just have fork lifts for rent at the entrance,  (for the shopper OR the merchandise)"

Now THERE'S an idea! I can see it now, the Wal-Mart combo motorized scooter / shopping basket / forklift! Somebody's gonna patent this and make a fortune!

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:40 | 6109180 DutchBoy2015
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Chinese can make good stuff but they don't send that to Walmart knowing people will just buy crap for the sake of buying.  (retail therapy).

I bought these 3 Chinese electric scooters built in 2006 and retailing for 1300 Euros each,.  I got all 3 used on Dutch Ebay for 250 Euros.  Just had to do a few small things like clean the contacts and they ran like new.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS9p5-PjmNE

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:53 | 6109243 BernankeHasHemo...
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Walmart's executives should be tried and executed for treason and all of their stores burned to the ground. They are nothing but a front for their Chinese masters selling their worthless crap. I have not shopped at a Walmart's in over a decade. If you are an American patriot, KILL WALMART.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:59 | 6109275 DutchBoy2015
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WE killed them here and we aren't even American patriots.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 09:06 | 6109295 DutchBoy2015
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They didn't last in Germany after they found out the law is all employees get 5 weeks vacation, its a FEDERAL LAW.  They also found out that making cashiers stand at the till is illegal here.  Hard on back.  All cashiers sit perpendicular to conveyour and scanner and cash drawer in front of them. 

Also found out the  standard work week is 38 hours with full benefits and mandatory times and a half over and double time for Saturdays and Sundays and triple time for holidays.

 

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 09:22 | 6109351 DutchBoy2015
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Just change the labor laws to those of modern countries.   Is that so hard?  Walmart will fold very quickly and STOP being so concerned about shareholders and think more about the workers.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 08:58 | 6109271 koaj
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Jade Helm

 

6 stores can equal 200m in revenue/ebt card cash?

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 09:55 | 6109455 Skip
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I went to the local Wal-Mart the other day after not visiting it in some time. I noticed empty shelves, in fact even the "homes" for products that are high-sellers, turns out they have a Mexican woman as the new manager. I had inadvertently spoken with her when I called to inquire about a product. The phone was answered by someone jabbering on in Spanish, I said, "pardon me I only speak English", she then said "Sorry" and HUNG UP ON ME! Also there is a plethora of new Mexican hires, it seems that ALL new hires there are Mexican.

Well Wal-Mart used to sell MADE IN USA, anyone remember that ad campaign? Now it is a 3rd world toilet.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 10:55 | 6109637 IndyPat
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Was only a matter of time. If irony was economically stimulating we'd all be farting through silk right now.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 11:43 | 6109852 ArtOfLife
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Company guidance was .95 to 1.10 for the quarter. WMT didn't miss their estimate, the analyst estimate was wrong by a penny. You know, when an analyst is wrong, they blame it on the company.

Just like when a weatherman is wrong, blame it on the weather, not on the weathermans poor forecasting skills. Logic.

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