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Biker Breastaurant Shootout: The Mugshots

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As many readers are by now aware, there was a rare "true biker shootout" at the Waco, Texas Twin Peaks Sports Bar and Grill on Sunday afternoon. Here's a brief summary:

Terrified patrons and flippant, scantily clad waitresses alike witnessed a rare “true biker shootout” at the Waco, Texas Twin Peaks Sports Bar and Grill on Sunday. Although details were initially sparse, the story seems to have begun when members of several rival biker gangs agreed to meet at Twin Peaks to discuss a territorial disagreement. 

 

When tensions flared in the men’s room, the meeting to resolve what Reuters called “a dispute over a parking lot,” quickly escalated into a dispute in a parking lot where as many as five rival gangs brandishing bats, brass knuckles, knives, clubs, guns, and motorcycle chains set about attacking one another in a melee involving hundreds of bikers.

 

Police — who were aware that trouble might be brewing down at the Twin Peaks and who had actually warned the franchise owner that a biker brawl might be in the cards — quickly joined the shootout after the bikers “turned their guns” away from each other and onto the officers. In the end, the restaurant parking lot was littered with blood and bullets, 9 bikers were dead, 18 were injured, and 192 were arrested. 

It turns out we were wrong. Only 170 bikers were arrested:

 

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Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:52 | 6114139 wallstreetapost...
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I cannot wait until this happens at the next Davos summit.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:56 | 6114155 AIIB
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Fuck ~ I only clicked cause I thot they'd have pics of the waitresses breastezez...

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:00 | 6114176 pods
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Million Dollar Question:

How many of them are named Cooter?

pods

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:02 | 6114192 AIIB
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How many of them can 'spell' COOTER?

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:06 | 6114215 SafelyGraze
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when I first saw the grid of arrest photos, I thought this story was about the thing in baltimore

 

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:09 | 6114238 AIIB
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That's more like DUNDALK

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:11 | 6114254 Perseus son of Zeus
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And this story is related how? Are we going to analyze the economic impact on Texas Twin Peaks Sports Bar and Grill?

WTF?

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:17 | 6114298 Stackers
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The one black guy in the group is awesome. Now that is style'n !

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:23 | 6114324 BuddyEffed
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Is this what the typical Golden Horde would look like?

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:28 | 6114361 Uchtdorf
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Don't mess with Texas!

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:58 | 6114535 Save_America1st
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and how many mug shots do we have yet from the Baltimore riots again???

 

yeah, that's what I thought...

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:59 | 6114540 WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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Father / Son night at the Twin Peaks.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 15:40 | 6114688 green sheen
Wed, 05/20/2015 - 16:06 | 6114791 jbvtme
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i'm guessing these guys own out of the money s&p puts???

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 16:12 | 6114810 ShorTed
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Lotta beards on those guys, kinda like them other terrorists...damn Moo-slams.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 16:18 | 6114833 J S Bach
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All fine specimens of Australopithecus Inebriatus.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 17:01 | 6114939 Pure Evil
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And, they would probably do a better job of running the country than the current crop of criminals in D.C. and Wall Street.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 17:20 | 6114947 Manthong
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Geez.. Grampa! WTF have you been up to??

Gramma is going to be really P O’d.

..and what the hell are you doing hanging with all them patsies?

..and, and how many of those pics are the respective individuals first "official" photographs?

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 17:27 | 6115031 boogerbently
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Only about 5 of these guys under 50 !

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:47 | 6114479 Deathrips
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The bloodless fight.....

 

Happens all the time.

 

RIPS

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:48 | 6114488 scattergun
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All those guys in a biker brawl, and only one guy has a bandaid on his neck?

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:51 | 6114503 free shit plz
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Sure are ugly

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:54 | 6114514 AIIB
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Ever see pics of the FED CHAIR?

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 16:33 | 6114870 divingengineer
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She rides a Crotch Rocket. Persona Non Grata.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 17:57 | 6115127 Pure Evil
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I find it amazing that they showed the movie Born Losers from 1967 on the old geyser movie channel, TCM, just about one week before all this went down.

That was the first film in the "Billy Jack" series, four films in all, about a bunch of biker hoolums riding into town kidnapping and raping underage women with the townfolk unable to do anything about it until Billy Jack comes in to save the day.

 

Maybe a little to conspiratorial or just a coinky-dink.

Thu, 05/21/2015 - 01:00 | 6116247 SixIsNinE
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that reminds me last year, someone commenting here on a thread mentioned the movie "Brother John" starring Sidney Poitier....I'd never heard of it before, didn't think too much about it...then the next Saturday night I just happened to turn on the TV ( yes, I have one, just the free tv,but like you, am only on the net for everything), and lo & behold "Brother John" was just starting and I sat down and ended up watching the whole movie, pretty good.... - brother John (1971 release date) was very concerned about the future of things, so concerned that he felt there was no time for marrying, family.... got to get PREPARED !

 

Thu, 05/21/2015 - 03:16 | 6116404 Ofelas
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Difference between reality and TV

Family Guy "Peters two dads" 

Dad "how come you do not look like the handsome people I see on american tv"

Peter "I am pretty much the average..."

 

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:23 | 6114327 SafelyGraze
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subliminal race bait news stories must be run on cnn for at least five days

 

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:24 | 6114333 oxide
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What is with the one guy wearing black & white strips? Everyone else is wearing orange (the new black) except for that one guy.

 

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:38 | 6114423 Yes We Can. But...
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170?!  That's enough to make 3 decks of BadBoyBiker playing cards.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:49 | 6114493 Headbanger
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He's the umpire Oxide.

DUH!

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:27 | 6114352 AIIB
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<--- because they're so SMART & homeschooled

<--- because they're too busy trying to steal your money in a WHITE COLLAR fashion, & would get their asses kicked anyway if they tried to join up with a biker gang

 

@Stackers ^^^ On that note ~ I don't see a standout jew face in the crowd <CHOICES ABOVE>

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 16:35 | 6114878 divingengineer
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Yeah, at least these guys just beat you with a pipe and steal your wallet.  The Wall St. vermin beat you down over a lifetime. 

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:26 | 6114353 NoVa
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that picture is raycist

 

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 15:12 | 6114593 disabledvet
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Doesn't anyone "smile for the camera" anymore?

 

I mean DUDES...THIS YOUR CLSOEUP!

 

I know for a FACT my left is the better side.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:53 | 6114502 messymerry
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Hey Stackers, you missed one, there's two.  How 'bout those two fine lookin' gals???  Let's see, 168 men and two women (sorta...).  I don't like those odds.

Just sayin'

;-D

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 16:22 | 6114843 Loose Caboose
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Three.  In row 7, 17, 26.  The one in 17 looks like an effeminate man but it's a woman. No facial hair is the give away.  Neck beards and goatees appear to be the gangland favorite this season. 

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:57 | 6114531 sleigher
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His head is on upside down.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 15:15 | 6114608 Circlehook
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He was a San Antonio detective for 35 years.  Gone to the dark side.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 16:10 | 6114805 83_vf_1100_c
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  They need someone to buy weed from. /s

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 16:11 | 6114813 large_wooden_badger
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Check again, there were two black guys, yooz rayciss

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 17:11 | 6114978 Perseus son of Zeus
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Sorry bro. I don't do J-book unless it's forced on me by some cross scripting that NoScript missed.

I'm interested while simultaneously disinterested.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 16:02 | 6114775 Billy the Poet
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And this story is related how? Are we going to analyze the economic impact on Texas Twin Peaks Sports Bar and Grill?

WTF?

 

It's a display of cognitive disonance. Those who rant and rave that blacks are nothing but violent while white foilks are God's chosen people simply can not look at 170 pictures of violent white men without howling, "NIGGERS IS BAD!"

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 16:42 | 6114898 Fedaykinx
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How dare you.

Erryone knows the yids are gawd's chosen people.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 17:07 | 6114963 Perseus son of Zeus
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It sounds like the two of you need a bris. Real bad.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:03 | 6114200 walküre
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Where is Cooter?

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:07 | 6114226 Urban Redneck
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Rox X Column Y

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:07 | 6114232 walküre
Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:41 | 6114440 Econophile
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Right next to Skeeter.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:55 | 6114523 Headbanger
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And above Spooner.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 15:19 | 6114620 Nobody For President
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Where is Corozine?

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 15:49 | 6114727 Au_Ag_CuPbCu
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Thanks for bringing up that douchebag's name...I WAS in a good mood.  Now I'm pissed.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 17:52 | 6115107 Cruel Aid
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Yea that was a case of... fuck it, just let him slide.

dead to rights and not a lie to hide behind

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:04 | 6114202 greyghost
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what the fuck does it cost to feed and house these turds....wouldn't want to live in that county.......sheriff looking to sell bonds as we speak.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:22 | 6114323 Lost My Shorts
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Ya, and gotta store their bikes meanwhile, without scratching them -- or someone gonna get hurt.

Interesting that even biker gangs practice affirmative action now -- one black, one woman.  Also that at least 10% could pass for Buddhist monks.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:41 | 6114448 Tom Servo
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2 women, i think... one of them looks hispanic or asian...

 

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:53 | 6114511 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Facial hair looks nearly mandatory.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:04 | 6114206 Oh regional Indian
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Holy shit.

I mean....and these are the men with hot chicks in ass-less-chaps hanging off them in Sturgis?

No wonder America is gone all to fucked and beyond.

What is free?

https://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2012/06/30/war-of-the-worlds/

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:29 | 6114366 Who was that ma...
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All of 'em.  Except the ones named Bubba.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 18:55 | 6115333 Kirk2NCC1701
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How many are Pro Gun types? Remind me again as to how many/few cops it took, to take down these ruff & tuff Good Ol' Boys?

Clearly HAVING weapons is not the same as being willing to USE them. Such purchases are due to the PACIFIER EFFECT: Some people eat or go shopping when stressed, others buy guns to make them feel better.

Until I see Whiteys like these have the brains & balls to use the guns on the right targets (some Banksters or K Street Lobbyists), all these calls for "Racking" (buying arms) is just masturbation:.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:02 | 6114190 Stackers
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I take it beards are mandatory biker wear these days ?

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:27 | 6114358 Who was that ma...
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Right.  And on the men too.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 16:16 | 6114825 gigaweb
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Yes, but what I don't get is:  some of these guys (and one gal) apparently didn't get the memo that Van Dyke beards are a MUST for tough guys.  How do they ever expect to be taken seriously without a Van Dyke?  Full beards are OK, but somehow don't have quite the tough-guy look.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 17:58 | 6114970 Pure Evil
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The goatee is what Satan wears. It epitomizes Pure Evil.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:07 | 6114228 813kml
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Presenting the 2015 graduating class of University of Phoenix.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:56 | 6114525 AIIB
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Congrats! You're on the hook for their tuition...

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:06 | 6114214 robertsgt40
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Motley Crew?

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:43 | 6114463 ajax
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"I cannot wait until this happens at the next Davos summit."

In a way it already did, a long long time ago:

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/117164027780278421/

... and now back to Brigitte oh oui oui oui

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai2As4XFZDY

 

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 16:01 | 6114778 mt paul
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wonder how many of them

 

read zero hedge..

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 16:59 | 6114937 Dixie Rect
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Not a very popular place with the brothas

Thu, 05/21/2015 - 00:11 | 6116174 StychoKiller
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Some of these "Bikers" look like they should be riding HoverRounds! :>D  Just glad my mug isn't in that collection.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:53 | 6114142 Winston Churchill
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All have the first name Tyler.

Fight club bitchez.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:11 | 6114266 Freddie
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What are the names of the 9 dead?  There is no dead.  BS.  Either it was a ambush and murder by the po po or a false flag and no one was killed.

 

BS.  Another Sandy Hoax or Boston Strong.

I was looking for Gene Rosen or Robbie Parker's picture. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnHsCPkn3_Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kemn5bSG_mA

2:53 - note the "everyone must sign in" sign for a false flag drill.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 15:01 | 6114548 ajax
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Fuck right off Freddie: I'm beginning to think that when you look into the mirror you see a "false flag event". Poor you, are you really for real? Must be strange to live in a world where nothing ever really happens until you can prove it never happened at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qTKsylrpsg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mZdvFSiWQI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccyu44rsaZo

 

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 15:13 | 6114598 Freddie
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What the F does Altamont have to do with Waco except that the Stones suck as bad as the city of Waco.

Shame cell phones were not around back in those days.   They might have caught slimeballs Mick and Keef's thugs having Brian Jones murdered at his pool.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:53 | 6114145 metastar
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The Bernank has a beard too and he is a bad man!

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:33 | 6114394 TalkToLind
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Well judging by the hairs on her chinny chin chin, I'd say Yellen can kick ass too.  

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:54 | 6114148 Dr. Engali
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I see the problem, not diversity in that group.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:56 | 6114156 NihilistZero
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But all the Bikers on Sons of Anarchy are so handsome.  These picks can't be right...

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:57 | 6114161 AIIB
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If Obama had a son, he WOULDN'T have a beard?

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 16:09 | 6114801 A Lunatic
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Half of them look like the same guy with a different hairdoo.......

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:55 | 6114149 Amish Hacker
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170 people you don't want to have as a cellmate.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:02 | 6114189 walküre
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You're wrong. These are the guys you would want as cell mate becasue they're neither psycho nor backdoor rapists.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:08 | 6114236 DutchBoy2015
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They are BOTH,  closet faggots and punks

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 15:42 | 6114657 farflungstar
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And you have a stretched out rectum that proves this?

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 17:05 | 6114953 WillyGroper
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ask Joris Demmink

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:55 | 6114151 Sanity Bear
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only one guy in the entire set shows any evidence of injury

 

Best I can tell, all the dead were killed by cops and what we are seeing now is a desperate bid to keep the story spun as a "violent biker thug shootout" even though the only ones confirmed to have shot anybody so far are LEO.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:58 | 6114168 AIIB
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They didn't foto the dead guys

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:13 | 6114280 Freddie
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What dead guys?  Hundreds of people around all with phones and not one video of a shootout?  Seem a little odd to you?

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:29 | 6114365 AIIB
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Exactly! Clearly you see my point...

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:55 | 6114519 Freddie
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Seems like ZH'ers prefer wasting time making comments about their dumb pictures versus questioning why there were not videos or photos of a shootout?

No dead bodies.  Not many ambulences.

Looks like Sandy Hook and The Boston Strong Marathon.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:58 | 6114537 AIIB
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They're still practicing their chops...

 

It looks like it's gonna take a MUSLIM BIKER GANG shootout... Prolly happen during Jade Helm...

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 15:31 | 6114659 Freddie
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The supposed dead bikers.  Oddly enough - still not one video of the shootout.  BS. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3089704/Pictured-warring-bike-ga...

The men were named as Richard Matthew Jordan II, 31; Jesus Delgado Rodriguez, 65; Charles Wayne Russell, 46; Daniel Raymond Boyett, 44; Wayne Lee Campbell, 43; Jacob Lee Rhyne, 39; Richard Vincent Kirschner, Jr., 47; Manuel Issac Rodriguez, 40; and Matthew Mark Smith, 27.

 

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 15:39 | 6114683 mbutler101
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They did manage to put out some kind of 'animated recreation' You can't make this shit up. No real video, but a computer model of what happened. Seriously...they had time to generate a computer model but can't get any tape from the surveillance system which you know restaturants are going to have to monitor their own employees at a minimum for 'leakage' Check out this Dutchsinse vid: https://youtu.be/b1A6DeBVnas

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:01 | 6114187 DutchBoy2015
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But x-rays show they are all brain damaged.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:04 | 6114199 AIIB
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An intern must have gotten those scans mixed up with the batch of the Harvard Economists scans

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:13 | 6114276 Dark Space
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Exactly my thoughts - what was this a tickle fight?

 

I didn't even see the one with injuries. The official story is starting to smell funny, like a biker riding through the desert with swamp ass.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:27 | 6114354 holmes
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yeah, these are the good guys.

sarc/off

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:56 | 6114529 bpj
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Nothing kills like a cops 223 Remington . Ask the DC sniper

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:56 | 6114153 Yen Cross
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  I didn't know Jigsaw from the SAW movie franchise was a biker...  Bottom row left corner mugshot.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:30 | 6114379 zeroaccountability
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Dude, THAT guy is DEFINITELY a Shaoulin Priest.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:57 | 6114154 walküre
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I would hire most of them for a daycare center. These guys are probably very loving and caring with children. None of them are peds 100% guaranteed. There is absolutely no room for any type of perversion in their ranks. Good guys all around.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 18:00 | 6115094 Pure Evil
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So you're saying you'd trust them unsupervised around your 14 year old daughter?

 

Hi honey, your mom and I are heading to the beach for the memorial day weekend and we thought we'd let these biker dudes babysit you at the house til we get back. Have a good time honey, ta ta!

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 19:27 | 6115415 Blano
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Heard on the radio this morning one of them actually runs a charity for children. 

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:56 | 6114157 Spungo
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Facial hair = criminal

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:57 | 6114159 gaoptimize
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Ratio of sexes represented supports the Male Idiot Theory (MIT)

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/seriouslyscience/2014/12/15/bmj-week-s...

 

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:00 | 6114177 new game
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jesus surely must be amoungst?

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:07 | 6114230 DutchBoy2015
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Jesus Rodriguez and Jesus Ruiz are there.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:12 | 6114248 gaoptimize
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I saw Jesus sacrafice himself in the 7th inning at a Nationals baseball game a few years ago.  Jesus Flores.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:11 | 6114260 AIIB
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Which one is Jesus Tapdancing Christ on a hotplate?

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:57 | 6114160 LongSilverJohn
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Enlist them in the Foreign Legion and send them to Iraq to fight ISIS....

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:59 | 6114169 walküre
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No need to enlist. German bikers have gone to help the Kurds fight ISIS last year already. These are not the guys you need to enlist.They volunteer.

Now, if you want to really clean up and make a difference, start enlisting from Baltimore and other swamps.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 15:39 | 6114680 SmittyinLA
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Actually many of the bikers were enlisted in Iraq fighting ISIS, they come home to Mexican criminal invasion, and Banditos telling them they can't have a Texas patch, fuck that shit.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:57 | 6114163 Dead Canary
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DAMN, them's some ugly mutherfuckers!

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:59 | 6114173 AIIB
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Calmly & confidently spoken from the man hiding behind the keyboard

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:04 | 6114203 ParkAveFlasher
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DAMN, them's some SVELTE mutherfuckers! 

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:07 | 6114224 AIIB
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Oh no!... I'm about to have my ass kicked & beaten to death with a keyboard by:

<--- The dude who just junked me here & above

 

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD! LOL

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:37 | 6114410 Dead Canary
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Hey! I'll have you know I am a very handsome and manly guy. My mother tells me so every night when she tucks me in.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:57 | 6114164 Hero's Edge
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First thought: "Where do they FIND these people?" Then: "Oh, yeah."

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:01 | 6114165 Chuck Knoblauch
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Wow, they're all WHITE.

Is that the real point you're making?

You racist cunt.

I'm sorry.

I do see a few Zimmerman colored Hispanics.

And one NBE.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:57 | 6114166 Professor Fate
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What an opportunity for a community organizer.

Fate the Magnificent

"Push the Button, Max"

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:59 | 6114171 Dr. Engali
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+1 for the Great Race quote and avatar. One of my favorite all time movies.

 

 

More pies.... more pies.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:58 | 6114167 Jim Shoesesta
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Only one African American?  How racist. 

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:00 | 6114180 Chuck Knoblauch
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Not Black Enough is the name of his gang.

NBE's are tough asses.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:59 | 6114170 HeavydutyMexica...
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all I see in those faces are traumatic and abusive childhoods. No love from families so they seek out a group to feel accepted. Little do they know that at the bottom of the pyramid where they operate they are simply slaves for the leaders to use and dispose of. Suckers.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:01 | 6114186 2muchtax
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hence the, "mama didn't love me" tattoo

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:06 | 6114223 DutchBoy2015
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More like  ''I love Momma''  and ''My father(S) are assholes''

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 13:59 | 6114174 T-NUTZ
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lots of blue hairs

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:41 | 6114444 Urban Roman
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Lots of no hairs. On top, at least

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:00 | 6114178 PTR
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Wait...

 

...Dad?

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:00 | 6114179 knukles
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Don't be too hard on 'em, guys.  They're all registered democrats and supportive a more integrative, egalitarian, inclusive society, have dutifully enrolled in ObieCaresaShit, have never ever missed a tax filing date, have no outstanding warrants, subpoenas or unpaid parking tickets, most have multiple degrees from accredited institutions of higher education including a number of Phd's and are considered in general, men of high and good character.  In fact, each have pilfered much less than your average congresscritter.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:16 | 6114282 AIIB
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So basically you're saying...

 

THEY'RE READY FOR HILLARY!

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 15:25 | 6114640 ajax
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No AIIB, not ready for Hillary. They're HILARIOUS

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:01 | 6114181 DutchBoy2015
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They should show a photo of their WIFE.  300lbs tons of fun and services them ALL 

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:02 | 6114184 praps
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Two women.  7,5 and 16,3 .

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:06 | 6114216 replaceme
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I found a third one - it's like a cross between Where's Waldo and the world's scariest Sadie Hawkins dance. 

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:07 | 6114217 replaceme
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echo.....

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:02 | 6114191 stant
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Wild hogs !!!! Bitchez

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:02 | 6114193 replaceme
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I do not see anyone I'd take a broken rocket to, that's for sure.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:03 | 6114194 QQQBall
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No cuts, bruises or black eyes?  Pillow fight or what?

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:11 | 6114255 813kml
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Nerf guns and pool noodles.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:55 | 6114518 Oh regional Indian
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Turf bums and poodles...

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:17 | 6114302 Freddie
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Crisis actors.  A good thing no one got their legs blown off even if it was pretend. 

This whole story is looking very fake.  A setup. 

Who were the supposed dead?

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:29 | 6114368 DutchBoy2015
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They all look dead here.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:05 | 6114201 Chuck Knoblauch
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Has the NSA been playing with its ELF weapons again?

They seem to work well on white and black brains.

Why not test it at a state run facility?

Already have I suppose.

 

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:56 | 6114526 wendigo
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Elaborate please. Is that the one where they shoot microwaves at your head and make you hear shit? Cuz that's just creepy. 

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 16:52 | 6114922 Chuck Knoblauch
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