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Did The Sell-Side "Hopers" Just Give Up?
Weather or no weather, even the sell-side's most exuberant hope-mongers appear to be losing faith in 'revisions', 'double-seasonals', or 'rebounds' saving the US economy...
h/t @Not_Jim_Cramer
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What?!?!?!? No more double seasonals?
What's this world coming to?
Depravity and the fall of civilization, all wrapped up into one missing last double seasonal. Fuckers.
and here I was counting on my last 7 fig bonus check for X-mas.......
The new excuse "RESIDUAL SEASONALITY"
http://www.cnbc.com/id/102695676
Aaaaaaaarararrarrrraraaaqgagagaggagggghhhhhhhh!
BTFF (Bet the fucking fallout)
Rust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okCVn8cJ0Os
Like my expectations of getting laid on any given day. Start out the day, odds are feeling like about 3-4%. By dinner time it drops quickly to around zero. Day after day after day.
"Subliminal seasonality" adjustments, for predicting statistics based upon what we are thinking but not saying or doing.
The "real" economy in Freudian terms.
We want to spend.
We want to be rich.
We want to be good looking.
Based on these metrics projections show we have never had a greater potential for growth in the coming quarters.
no, me just want massive riot in every country and global revolution.
after a week, we'd talk.
my own vision of gorgia guidestone somehow.
What does GDP have to do with Equity prices? LOL
But Q3 is presumably a hockey stick.
I was sitting in the waiting room of a surgery this morning and what'd they have on the telly? CNN. I note that one of the main stories was all about the Treasure Trove of Secret Information (papers, memos, etc) taken from the Bin Laden Raid.
God, I'm getting so fucking sick and tired of the propaganda.
http://www.weeklystandard.com/articles/strong-leader-democrats-desperate...
There there knuks, don't forget your meds.....you know there is going to be bullshit under that rock ...why bother turning it over? You seem to be an institution here on ZH, and so have a responsibility to take one for the Gipper...chin up now.
Oh and BTW, im retired and my eyesight isn't so good ...when i first noticed your avatar, it appeared to be a woman with white streaks in her hair ....so i naturally assumed you were a woman.....well, i recently purchase new glasses, and upon inspection, your avatar now appears to be an onion head...with god only knows what in the background. What about that?
Your friend BOW
CNN is the best pre-op anesthetic.
Actually, I´ve noticed having CNN on while I´m on the throne is the perfect cure for constipation.
that ain't no hockey stick ... and the last blue pill taken
they dont know whether the weather will weather the economy or not.
Since the chart is going down the toilet stocks should be rallying like mad...
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2YBtspm8j8M
Enjoy....
The Golfer: By Executive Order i declare there will be now 2 Christmases ... mark June 25th on your calendar
Well you're much too fat and a little too long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAG4kxpYcFE
But Liesman said the economy is surging and that wage growth is right around the corner.
Something needs to be done about the crap on CNBS.
Hasn't their viewership all but disappeared already?
And that of a sister, MSNBC
And the parent new org, NBC got a few minor credibility problems?
Not to mention ABC?
Propaganda.
but but i did what he told me ... i took a consumer "bridge to ........ " loan ... now what? default?
I will make a million dollars next month, I promise.
Revision to follow....
I'm interested in your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Say, hedgers, I'd like to invest in this fellow. I'd like some sort of insurance policy on my investment, however, in the unlikely event earnings are significantly below projections. And I'd like a 3rd party to fund that policy with contingent earnings from any profits made in excess of forecasted earnings.
And then I'd like to securitize the whole thing, and sell it for about half of nominal value, then I'd like to cash out and fuck off to Blow Job island with my jetski and my monkey.
What's your monkeys name?
Glenfiddich, these days...
Who still gives a fuck about GDP growth? If anything it is used to obfuscate worsening performance - like Wins/Losses for a declining pitcher on a hitting team, it doesn't mean very much.
You need to look at WHIP.
And the WHIP for the United Statesian part of the North American Union is the equivalent of hitting every 4th batter, walking every 5th, and occassionally just taking a shit, and hurling it over to first.
What does a "sell-side hoper" hope for?
Seriously, can someone translate? Is it someone who thinks the "market" casino needs to fall?
http://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/sellside.asp
maybe more apt:
http://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/04/040204.asp
Note especially the following: "This is not to say that sell-side analysts recommend or change their opinion on a stock just to create transactions."
That is not just a lie, but a fantastic and obvious lie.
Punchline then is, it is harder for the lying liars who lie to other iars to keep lying to themselves about the efficaciousness of their continued lying.
What does a "sell-side hoper" hope for?
Bag holders.
School of Navigation
Critters ‘steal’ something from nature and build derivatives over time, exploiting natural resources in a positive feedback loop, creating booms and bust with increasing duration mismatches, and the bank smoothes those bumps, for itself and its controllers, with RE inflation, enforcing its rule with arbitrary credit and debt, public education and law enforcement, employing the lower classes as a shock absorber. The only difference among governments is the layers in the shock absorber, population pacification with technology. America is the best shock absorber to date.
If you want to explore the universe, you have to see gravity for what it is, the counterweight. Riding the counterweight is not life. What you don’t want is 90% of the people spending 90% of their time riding the counterweight, unless you are the bank. Whether you look at the universe mechanically, electrically, optically, acoustically, or whatever, depends upon what you seek. You have to carry the load to see it, which is why the critters never see it coming.
You want a counterweight stack with a dynamic heap for regeneration, to adjust the load the motor sees, to grow the motor. G shrinks the motor, adding arbitrary event horizons, efficiently eliminating the gears, on a one-way trip. You need to adapt today, but you must get a permit that requires a year to process, to allow for capitalization and redistribution. Capital is as dumb as a rock, but you would never know it listening to empire media make-work.
You can give your children opportunities to adapt, or you can adapt the environment. The latter leads kids to wait for their parents to die, with no real skills, all losing an artificial battle with RE inflation, as the number of empty units multiplies. Government is in the business of replacing marriage, measuring its consumption as production, with consumer confidence as feedback. In a gearless machine, your ammeter is the bridge. Adjust slip accordingly.
The majority seeks capital, voting to mortgage the future, with your children as collateral, selling itself out, and acts surprised every time, wrapping it all in pretty words, which mean nothing without work. That’s History, of capital, looking at itself in the rear-view mirror, projecting sunk cost infrastructure forward as wealth, always a mirage in a desert. Fewer show up to work as more avoid work, with ever-increasing complexity, artificial University intelligence, a black hole of compliance paper.
A laborer has many gears, to fit any situation. Capital has special middle class gears, to the end of capital, which it steals from labor. Generally, labor has children which join the middle class, chasing capital, which scales up to exploit natural resources, until, like a virus, it consumes its environment and moves to next location, to build the next middle class, an Internet bubble as the solution to an Internet bubble in this case.
The empire always has its foot on the brake, as a means of extortion. Let it wear that brake right out. Labor can come from anywhere at any time, and drop the load at will. The critters can plan all they like, to plan some more. Whether it’s a crane, an elevator or a catapult depends upon empire phase. Funny, the Clintons aren’t giving up the ‘wealth’ they stole with trade agreements, to reshuffle the deck, again, the problem always posing as the solution.
I think I agree with you but have no idea what you said? (not Yogi Berra)
No.
"losing faith in 'revisions', 'double-seasonals', or 'rebounds' saving the US economy..."
Lying about the numbers is not saving the economy. Just creates bag holders.
What the fuck???
http://i.imgur.com/EpWwbsa.png[/img]
Told you the smart money was starting to get out at new year.Its taken this long to do it
slowly without the market shitting the bed.
That only leaves the dumb money.
CBs propping up on declining volumes - makes it easier for them... Works like a charm until it doesnt...
More Lies - man!
WTF? They didn't get the BEA memo on double seasonality adjustment? Q 1 GDP will be adjusted UP to ~ 2. 99, so Q 2 will HAVE to be better and adjusted if necessary. 7 % GDP growth by Q 4 fer sure.