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Adult FriendFinder Hacked - Federal Employees Allegedly Among 3.5 Million 'Exposed'

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Just two short weeks ago we explained what happened to Tinder's predecessor, Adult FriendFinder, which was a website whose sole purposes was finding, to put it bluntly, a fuck buddy. Just like Tinder currently under IAC's wing, we explained, back in 2011 when the early stages of the current
gargantuan tech bubble were only taking shape, nobody could hide their
enthusiasm about the stock.

So imagine our shock when we see today that Adult FriendFinder has been hacked and, as CNN reports, more than 3.5 million people’s sexual preferences, fetishes and secrets have been exposed...

But it gets better, as Liberty Blitzkrieg's Mike Krieger explains, accusations are emerging that Federal employees used it from government emails.

Before I get into the meat of this story, let’s briefly cover the background of the Adult FriendFinder hack. From CNN:

More than 3.5 million people’s sexual preferences, fetishes and secrets have been exposed after dating site Adult FriendFinder was hacked.

 

Already, some of the adult website’s customers are being identified by name.

 

Adult FriendFinder asks customers to detail their interests and, based on those criteria, matches people for sexual encounters. The site, which boasts 64 million members, claims to have “helped millions of people find traditional partners, swinger groups, threesomes, and a variety of other alternative partners.”

 

The information Adult FriendFinder collects is extremely personal in nature. When signing up for an account, customers must enter their gender, which gender they’re interested in hooking up with and what kind of sexual situations they desire. Suggestions AdultFriendfinder provides for the “tell others about yourself” field include, “I like my partners to tell me what to do in the bedroom,” “I tend to be kinky” and “I’m willing to try some light bondage or blindfolds.”

I don’t relish in the fact that people’s private information is being exposed in this manner; however, if federal employees are using the site via government email addresses, that is newsworthy.

Andrew Auernheimer, a controversial computer hacker who looked through the files, used Twitter to publicly identify Adult FriendFinder customers, including a Washington police academy commander, an FAA employee, a California state tax worker and a naval intelligence officer who supposedly tried to cheat on his wife.

 

Asked why he was doing this, Auernheimer said: “I went straight for government employees because they seem the easiest to shame.”

 

Millions of others remain unnamed for now, but anyone can open the files — which remain freely available online. That could allow anyone to extort Adult FriendFinder customers.

Again, I don’t get any pleasure in the public shaming of people for these sorts of things, but RT adds the following to the story:

The men behind the screen names “Eaglesfan_6969” and “Verywilling2011” are looking for sex, and they’re doing it from government-provided email accounts, according to data pilfered from a hacked dating website.

 

A trove of personal information pertaining to paid account holders of AdultFriendFinder, a website that touts itself as letting users “Find a fuck buddy for online sex,” has surfaced, and its contents suggest employees of local and federal agencies, including law enforcement, the Navy and the Federal Aviation Administration have used their government-provided email addresses to search for partners.

 

Among account holders identified through the leaked details include individuals with emails linked to the United States Department of Homeland Security, the FAA, the government of Augusta, Georgia; the state of Virginia and the Metropolitan Police Department of Washington, DC.

 

DHS guidelines prohibit employees from using their government email for “Engaging in any activity that would discredit DHS, including seeking, transmitting, collecting or storing defamatory, discriminatory, obscene, harassing or intimidating messages or material.” The Pentagon says in a 2013 report that “Federal Government communication systems and equipment (including Government-owned telephones, facsimile machines, electronic mail, Internet systems and commercial systems when the federal Government pays for use) shall be for official use and authorized purposes only.” There is an exemption in place for “morale and welfare” communications by employees on extended deployments.

If true, I’m sure nothing will happen to them, as federal employees, like bankers, are essentially above the law.

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Given this, however, one wonders just how exuberant IAC is over its valuation of Tinder now? ...and how fast people will be logging off...

 

Still, all that really matters for the current generation of sophisticated
investors is eyeballs (or in this case some other anatomical organ).

 

 

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Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:05 | 6122468 netpounder
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Adulttimberfinder.  TIMBER!!!

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:09 | 6122487 pods
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Okay, best excuse time:

"Well,umm,  yeah honey I signed up and cheated on you. But it was with a dude!"

pods

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:12 | 6122496 Waylon Bits
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AFF is one of the oldest scams on the internet. Using fake profiles to get credit card numbers from horny men.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:13 | 6122499 Looney
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Mr. Yellen’s sexual preference/fetish is “blowin’ bubbles”. ;-)

Looney

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:16 | 6122516 Herd Redirectio...
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No way would I do 'Emily'.  One boob is bigger than the other, and her elbows are too pointy.

/s

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:23 | 6122531 Looney
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That boob is substantially bigger because it is full of pus.

A ‘lil squeezing and sucking will even'em up. ;-)

Looney

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:54 | 6122846 Multi
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Emily, nice to see you again. I'll have to rub one out again, I guess.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:14 | 6122896 max2205
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I'd tap that but 1 KM away is too far.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:40 | 6122969 knukles
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Hey, I mean WTF?  They rape the country from .gov .......

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 20:07 | 6123284 Perseus son of Zeus
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Sounds like an NSA poison pill. They claim it was from AFF but the douchebags at NSA sent that chit to the 'random' reporter.

FUCK YOU!

We all know AFF was a honeypot, just like some other websites.

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 07:12 | 6124106 BoredRoom
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For the record, it is untrue "BoredRoom enjoys "baaasexual" relations with multiple sheep of different genders..........

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 23:16 | 6123677 Semi-employed W...
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I wouldn't be if you had my Johnson!

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 08:01 | 6124140 GMadScientist
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I'm sure you'd rush over to retrieve it quickly, yes.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:56 | 6122849 SafelyGraze
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does a preference for sheep make one a candidate for this type of public shaming?

 

 

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 18:16 | 6123062 PhoQ
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Naw. It'll probably lead to a promotion.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:20 | 6122533 B2u
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Maybe a blowjob and tit fuck?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:21 | 6122542 TahoeBilly2012
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Just watched two 400 pound black bears fuck up in the manzanita in Tahoe. We thought it was a fight but then figured it out, she had a big white patch of fur missing behind her neck and he kept peeking his head up looking down at us above the brush like "what the fuck are you guys looking at?". Bearfriendfinder.com

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 08:02 | 6124143 GMadScientist
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Did you get the bear's digits?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:24 | 6122554 kaiserhoff
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I wouldn't kick her out of bed,

  unless she wanted to do it on the floor.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:56 | 6122841 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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The hilarity of the digital age. Personally, I never understood the attraction of pale skin. Visible imperfections, green veins, and most cultures traditionally associate it with sickness and death.

But I suppose this will make me a "self-hater" and a "race traitor" again.

 

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:37 | 6122958 Anusocracy
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"and most cultures traditionally traditionally associate it with sickness and death."

Just a sign of ignorance on their part.

The current oldest known person is Jeralean Talley of Inkster, Michigan, a black woman who will turn 116 tomorrow.

The oldest known lifespan is that of Jeanne Calment, a white French woman who died at 122 years 164 days. My heroine.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 21:56 | 6123523 bonin006
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Jeanne Calment screwed a lawyer out of an apartment, by not dying at a normal age:

in 1965, at age 90 and with no heirs, Calment signed a deal to sell her apartment to lawyer André-François Raffray, on a contingency contract. Raffray, then aged 47 years, agreed to pay her a monthly sum of 2,500 francs until she died. Raffray ended up paying Calment the equivalent of more than $180,000, which was more than double the apartment's value. After Raffray's death from cancer at the age of 77, in 1995, his widow continued the payments until Calment's death.[2] During all these years, Calment used to say to them that she "competed with Methuselah".[8]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Calment


Fri, 05/22/2015 - 23:12 | 6123671 swmnguy
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Wow, what a cheater.

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 08:08 | 6124147 GMadScientist
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Should've hired a hitman with the money instead.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:49 | 6122991 NumNutt
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Personally, I never understood the attraction of black skin. Visible imperfections, pubic hair everywhere, and most cultures traditionally associate it with stupidity and criminal behavor.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 18:09 | 6123019 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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People with an ebony skintone have never been placed on a pedestal by the Western media, which to this day operates on the concept of racial hierarchy and the credo of "white is right".

Also, the sole "culture" to systematically associate a darker skintone with the things you mention is a vocal minority of lunatics on the far-right, who themselves are the quintessential posterchildren of stupidity and anti-social behavior.

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 08:04 | 6124145 GMadScientist
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Damn straight. Stupid comes in every color in the rainbow and only one color seems incapable of understanding that fact.

Sun, 05/24/2015 - 00:33 | 6126145 Joe A
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I am getting a bit sick and tired of all these races, countries and religions calling the West (America and Europe) evil and etc. Yeah? So throw away your phone, switch off your computer, don't use a car or train, airplane or bus for that matter, don't take an aspirin when you have a headache, etc. etc.

These were all inventions of these evil white people. They may have a a lot of nasty things the world over (including to each other) but we would not all these things that make our lives longer lasting, more comfortable and fun. And they did not got that far by doing nothing, sitting by the side of their swimming pools while exploiting their colonies and putting black folk into slavery. Cause all these haters of the West think that life has been a picknick for hundreds of years for Europeans and Americans. Until the turn of the 20th century life for most in Europe and America was short and brutal.

Does the 'superiority' of the West have something to do with the color of the skin? No, it has to do with having created the right conditions for freedom of thought. Throwing off the shackles of religious doctrine through the reformation paved the way for the reborn of sciences of which we now reap the benefits.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 18:37 | 6123113 Lea
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to "NumNutt"

Don't confuse "most cultures" with US ultra-right wing subculture.

Rest assured you're the only ones who associate black skin with what you said. Also, you have a reputation for being lowly uneducated white trash cretins, and even often full-blown nutters. And that reputation is indeed worldwide.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 19:23 | 6123184 NumNutt
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"And that reputation is indeed worldwide." In worldwide do you mean all those awesome third world countries located in affrica? <sarc>

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 08:07 | 6124146 GMadScientist
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Nah, he means the other 180 countries that shitheels like you barely even know exist.

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 09:30 | 6124274 oudinot
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Your limited sexual experience  only magnifies your idiocy when you cannot even spell, 'Africa".

Your white trash nation satus remains.

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 09:44 | 6124305 Bendromeda Strain
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Your white trash nation satus remains.

Says the idiot who can't spell "status", whose sexual experience no doubt includes a variety of species.

hey, this is fun

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 10:45 | 6124440 AIIB
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I know right?

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 08:14 | 6124155 FredFlintstone
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Is China an ultra right wing subculture? Japan?

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 10:06 | 6124351 11b40
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Nope, and guess what.  They think white people are ugly devils.  Don't find us attractive at all, for the most part, and consider themselves and their culture to be far superior.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 18:21 | 6123077 Dearlydeparted
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@Eirik Magnus Larssen

You must be pretty repulsive to look at then, especially since you're a blue eyed blond.  The best looking people in my book are Iranians.

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 05:16 | 6124038 StychoKiller
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Meh, one look at ImaDinnerJacket sez you need glasses!

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 08:11 | 6124149 JRobby
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Hence the danger of posting any photos to any of these sites or sending photos to strangers. Right click!

Pointy elbos are a work around.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:36 | 6122798 Lost My Shorts
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It's actually a very positive thing to have information like this revealed to the world.  It's among the most positive things that hackers can do.

The NSA and all their cronies already had all this information from the get-go.  As long as it remains semi-secret, the DC elites can use it as a powerful tool to keep petty officials in line.  Once it's out in the open, those people are free again, albeit with some explaining to do back home.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:22 | 6122548 R19
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I met a couple friends on there lol.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:52 | 6122650 Waylon Bits
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There are a few real ones but 80% of them are fake profiles, run out of the Philippines from a call center or something...

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:37 | 6122801 R19
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Did make it too much work...

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:29 | 6122938 Freddie
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Fraking banks and everything in call centers is out of the Phillippines.  It is like talking to Disney cartoon characters like Jiminy Cricket or something.

They have names like Joe and Mary.  When I get India - I say F U - VOIP transfer me back to America.  

You get a warm and fuzzy feeling that your Citicrap or JP Morgue Chase - Rockefeller credit card or bank account is being looked over by some guy named Patel. 

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 08:11 | 6124150 GMadScientist
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You deserve the service you asked for by holding that plastic, dufus.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:02 | 6122869 Counterpunch
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Who hurt you, Waylon?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:13 | 6122502 TheRedScourge
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I think it was for the best that we only had a vague general idea that government is seeking to screw us, I'm not sure that knowing precisely how they like to do it is going to make it any more pleasant for us.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:43 | 6122613 unplugged
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....a donkey

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:33 | 6122793 drendebe10
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... no doubt accessed the website on work time by bureaucrat bastards who have better salary,  health insurance, paid sick leave, vacation, holidays and retirement than the tax paying US citizen serfs and peasants funding their jobs....  WTF....

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:58 | 6123011 TeethVillage88s
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Selected Elites (someone posted before, probably mostly Ivy League, What do you think? All too tough to post on Adultfriend finder?)

BB=Bilderberger CFR=Council on Foreign Relations M=Mason RS=Rhodes Scholar TC=Trilateralist S&B=Skull & Bones
Selected Elites ~~~~~

Aaron, David L. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No, 8.
Abrams, Elliot (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 5.
Aburdene, Odeh Felix (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Albright, Madeleine Korbel (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1. No. 2; Vol. 1, No. 3; Vol. 1, No. 6; Vol. 1, No. 7; Vol. 1, No. 8, Vol. 1, No. 9; Vol. 1, No. 10, Vol. 1, No. 11.
Allaire, Paul Arthur (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Allbritton, Joe Lewis (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Allen, Jodi T. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Allison, Jr., Graham Tilletly (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Altschul, Arthur Goodhart (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Andreas, Dwayne Orville (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Arledge, Roone (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 3.
Armstrong, C. Michael (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Arres, Jr., Robert E. (S&B 1969)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Austin, Roy Leslie (S&B 1968)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Baeza, Mario Leon (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Baker, Jr., Howard H. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 4; Vol. 1, No. 8; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Baker III, James A. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 3; Vol. 1, No. 8.
Bashawaty, Albert C. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Battle, Lucius Durham (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Bensten, Lloyd (BB/CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Berger, Samuel R. "Sandy" (BB/CFR)--Vol. 1. No. 2; Vol. 1, No. 3; Vol. 1, No. 7; Vol. 1, No. 8; Vol. 1, No. 9; Vol. 1, No.12.
Bergsten, C. Fred (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 4; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Birge, Robert Richards (S&B 1968)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Birkelund, John Peter (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Bockstoce, John R. (S&B 1966)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Bouscaren, Michael Frederic (S&B 1969)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Bradley, Bill (CFR/RS)-- Vol. 1, No. 6; Vol. 1, No. 7; Vol. 1, No. 9; Vol. 1, No. 10.
Bradley, Edward R. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 9.
Brinkley, David (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Brock III, William E. (CFR/TC)-- Vol. 1, No. 6.
Brokaw, Thomas "Tom" John (CFR)-- Vol. 1, No. 5; Vol. 1, No. 6; Vol. 1, No. 7; Vol. 1, No. 8; Vol. 1, No. 9; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Brown, Christopher Walworth (S&B 1968)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Brown, George Clifford (S&B 1966)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Bryson, John E. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Brzezinski, Zbigniew (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 5; Vol. 1. No. 9; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Buck III, Charles Henry (S&B 1969)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Buckley, Jr., William Frank (BB/CFR/S&B 1950)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Bundy, McGeorge (BB/CFR/S&B 1950)--Vol. 1, No. 5.
Burke, James E. (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Burton, Daniel (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Bush, George Herbert Walker (CFR/M/S&B1948/TC)--Vol. 1. No. 3; Vol. 1, No. 4; Vol. 1, No. 5; Vol. 1, No. 6; Vol. 1, No. 7; Vol. 1, No. 8; Vol. 1, No. 9; Vol. 1, No. 10.
Bush, George Walker (S&B 1968)--Vol. 1. No. 2; Vol. 1. No. 3; Vol. 1, No. 4; Vol. 1, No. 5; Vol. 1, No. 6; Vol. 1, No. 7; Vol. 1, No. 8; Vol. 1, No. 9; Vol. 1, No. 10; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Caputo, Lisa M. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 3.
Carlucci III, Frank C. (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Carter, Ashton B. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Carter, Jimmy (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 3; Vol. 1, No. 5; Vol. 1, No. 7; Vol. 1, No. 8; Vol. 1, No. 9; Vol. 1, No. 10.
Casey, William ("Bill") (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Chao, Elaine (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 9.
Chafee, John Hubbard (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 9.
Cheney, Richard "Dick" B. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Clark, Wesley Kanne (CFR)--Vol.1, No12.
Clay, Lucius (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 5.
Clinton, William Jefferson (BB/CFR/RS/TC)--Vol. 1. No. 2; Vol. 1. No. 3; Vol. 1, No. 4; Vol. 1, No. 7; Vol. 1, No. 8; Vol. 1, No. 10. Vol; 1, No.12
Cohen, Eliot A. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Cohen, Kenneth Saul (S&B 1968)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Cohen, William Sebastian (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1. No. 2, Vol. 1, No. 8; Vol. 1, No. 9; Vol. 1, No.12
Coleman, Jr., William Thaddeas (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Conable, Jr., Barber (TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Cosgrove, Jr., Thomas Francis (S&B 1969)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Cowdry, Rex William (S&B 1968)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Cowles, Jr., John (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Crowe, Jr., William J. (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Cross, Alan W. (S&B 1966)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Crystal, Lester Martin (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 5.
Cullum, Lee (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Currie, Lauchlin (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 3.
Cutler, Lloyd (CFR/TC)-- Vol. 1, No. 6.
Dalby, Michael Thomas (S&B 1966)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Dam, Kenneth W. (BB/CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Danforth, John C. (TC)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Demares II, Frank Edward (S&B 1969)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
de Menil, Lois Pattison (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Deutch, John Mark (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Dewey, Thomas E. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Dillon, Clarence Douglas (BB/CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Djerejian, Edward Peter (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Dobriansky, Paula (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 3.
Dodd, Christopher J. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 4; Vol. 1, No. 9; Vol. 1, No. 10; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Dole, Robert "Bob" (33rd M)--Vol. 1, No. 8; Vol. 1, No. 9; Vol. 1, No. 10.
Donahue, Thomas Reilly (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Dowling, Brian J. (S&B 1969)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Duberstein, Kenneth M. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Dulany, Peggy (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Eagleburger, Laurence S. (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Einhorn, Jessica P. (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Eisenhower, Dwight D. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 5; Vol. 1, No. 10.
Epstein, Jeffrey E. (TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Etra, Donald (S&B 1968)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Feinstein, Dianne (BB/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 9.
Feldstein, Martin Stuart (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Foley, Thomas Stephen (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Ford, Jr., Gerald Rudolph (BB/CFR/33rd M)--Vol. 1, No. 9; Vol. 1, No 10.
Franklin, George S. (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Freedman, Lawrence (BBGB)--Vol. 1, No. 5.
Fresco, Paolo (TC)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Friedman, Stephen (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Friedman, Thomas L. (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Frye, Alton (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Fuller, Henry W. (S&B 1969)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Fukuyama, Francis(CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Funabashi, Yoichi (TCJ)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Gaddis, John Lewis (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 5.
Gallico III, G. Gregory (S&B 1968)--Vol. 1, No. 7; Vol. 1, No. 8.
Gardner, Richard Newton (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Garment, Lloyd (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Garthoff, Raymond L. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 5.
Gelb, Leslie Howard (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Gelb, Richard Lee (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Gephardt, Richard "Dick" Andrew (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 3; Vol. 1, No. 6, Vol. 1, No. 8; Vol. 1, No. 9.
Gergen, David R. (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 5; Vol. 1, No. 8.
Gerstner, Louis V. (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Gigot, Paul (BB/CFR)-- Vol. 1, No. 6; Vol. 1, No. 7, Vol. 1, No. 11.
Gingrich, Newton L. (CFR)--Vol. 1. No. 2; Vol. 1, No. 8; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Glenn, John H. (TC)--Vol. 1. No. 1; Vol. 1, No. 6.
Goodpaster, Andrew Jackson (BB/CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Gore Jr., Albert (CFR/M)--Vol. 1. No. 2; Vol. 1. No. 3; Vol. 1, No. 4; Vol. 1, No. 5; Vol. 1, No. 6; Vol. 1, No. 9; Vol. 1, No. 10.
Gordon, Albert Hamilton (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Gotlieb, Allen E. (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Graham, Billy (33rd M)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Graham, Katherine (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Greenberg, Maurice R. (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10; Vol. 1. No. 11.
Greenberg, Sanford David (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Greenspan, Alan (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 4; Vol. 1, No. 9; Vol. 1, No. 10.
Gutfreund, John H. (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Gutherie, Robert K. (S&B 1968)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Haas, Peter E. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Haas, Robert D. (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Hamilton, Lee Herbert (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Harpel, James W. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Haskins, Caryl Parker (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Heck, Charles B. (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Heinz II, H.J. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Hewitt, William Alexander. (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Hill, J. Tomilson (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Hillen, John (CFR Fellow)--Vol. 1, No. 3.
Hills, Carla Anderson (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Hilsman, Roger (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Hoge, Jr., James Fulton (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Holbrooke, Richard C. (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1. No. 1; Vol. 1. No. 2; Vol. 1, No. 8; Vol. 1, No. 9; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Hormats, Robert D. (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Howard, James Ernest (S&B 1966)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Huber, Richard Leslie (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Hufbauer, Gary Clyde (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Hurford, John Boyce (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Humphrey, Hubert (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Hunter, Robert (BB/CFR)--Vol.1, No. 12.
Hussein, King (33rd M)--Vol. 1. No. 2; Vol. 1. No. 3; Vol. 1, No. 5.
Hyde, Henry (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 8; Vol. 1, No. 9; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Ingersoll, Robert Stephen (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Inman, Bobby Ray (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Irving, Clark Kent (RS)--Vol. 1. No. 3.
Isaacson, Walter Seff (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Istel, Yves-Andre (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Jackson, Jessie (CFR)-- Vol. 1, No. 6; Vol. 1, No. 8.
Jacobs, Eli S. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Jennings, Peter (BB/CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 7; Vol. 1, No. 8.
Johnston, Bennett (BB)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Jordan, Jr., Vernon Eulion (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 4; Vol. 1, No. 9.
Kahn, Harry (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Kalb, Bernard (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Kaplan, Gilbert E. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Kaplan, Helene L. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Kartman, Charles (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 4.
Kaufman, Henry (CFR)--Vol. 1. No. 2; Vol. 1, No. 10.
Kellogg, David (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Kelly, James P. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 9.
Kemp, Jack (33rd M)--Vol. 1, No. 9.
Kennedy, John F. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 5; Vol. 1, No. 10.
Kent, The Duke of (M)--Vol. 1, No. 3.
Kerry, Sen. John Forbes (CFR/S&B 1966)--Vol. 1. No. 1; Vol. 1, No. 4; Vol. 1, No. 5; Vol. 1, No. 6; Vol. 1, No. 7; Vol. 1, No. 8.
Khalizad, Zalmay (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
King, Jr., John A. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
King, Larry (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 5; Vol. 1, No. 8; Vol. 1, No. 10, Vol. 1, No. 11.
Kissinger, Sir Henry Alfred (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 4; Vol. 1, No. 5; Vol. 1, No. 7; Vol. 1, No. 9; Vol. 1, No. 10; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Kolar, Button Ward (S&B 1968)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Kord, Lawrence J. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Kravis, Henry R. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Kristol, Irving (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Kristol, William (BB)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Laidley, Forrest David (S&B 1966)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Laird, Melvin Robert (TC)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Lauder, Leonard A. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Leach, James Albert Smith (CFR/TC)-- Vol. 1, No. 6; Vol. 1, No. 8.
Lehrer, Jim Charles (CFR)-- Vol. 1, No. 6; Vol. 1, No. 8.
Levin, Gerald M. (TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Lewis, Bernard (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
LeoGrande, William Mark (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 5.
Levine, Irvin Raskin (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Lichtblau, John H. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Lieberman, Joseph I. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 8; Vol. 1, No. 9; Vol. 1, No. 10; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Lipper, Kenneth (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Livingston, Richard H.B. (S&B 1969)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Lord, Bettee Bao (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 3; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Lord, Winston (BB/CFR/S&B 1959/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 3.
Lowenfeld, Andreas Frank (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 5.
Lowenthal, Abraham Frederic (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Luers, William Henry (CFR)--Vol. 1, No.3.
Linder, Harold F. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 3.
Lugar, Senator Richard (RS)--Vol. 1, No. 3; Vol. 1, No. 4; Vol. 1, No. 5; Vol. 1, No. 8.
Luzzatto, Anne R. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Madden, B. Patrick (S&B 1969)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Mai, Vincent A. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Mann, Thomas Edward (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Marron, Donald Baird (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Mathias, Jr., Charles McCormick (BB/CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Maxwell, Kenneth (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
McCloy, John Jay (BB/CFR)-- Vol. 1, No. 6.
McColough, C. Peter (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
McCracken, Paul Winston (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
McDermott, James A. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
McDonough, William J. (BB/CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 4; Vol. 1, No. 11.
McNamara, Robert Strange (BB/CFR/TC)-- Vol. 1, No. 6; Vol. 1, No. 8; Vol. 1, No. 10.
Meron, Theodor (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Miller, Wentworth Earl (S&B 1969)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Mischcon, Lord Victor (33rd M)--Vol. 1, No. 3.
Mitchell, George John (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 9; Vol. 1, No. 10; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Moskow, Michael H. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Moynihan, Daniel Patrick (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 5.
Moyers, Bill D. (BB/CFR)-- Vol. 1, No. 6.
Murdock, Deroy (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 3.
Murray, Janice L. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Nixon, Richard M. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Norton, Eleanor Holmes (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 9.
Noto, Lucio A. (CFR)-- Vol. 1, No. 6.
Nunn, Sam (BB)--Vol. 1, No. 4; Vol. 1, No. 8; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Nye, Jr., Joseph S. (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Oksenberg, Michael (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
O'Leary, John Joseph (S&B 1969)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
O'Neill, Paul H. (TC)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Ornstein, Norman Jay (CFR)-- Vol. 1, No. 6; Vol. 1, No. 8.
Packard, David (TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Perkins, James A. (BB/CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Perle, Richard Norman (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 9.
Pershing, Richard Warren (S&B 1966)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Peters, Michael P. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Peterson, Peter G. (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Phelan, Jr., John J. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Picker, Harvey (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Preston, Lewis Thompson (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Pye, Lucian Wilmot (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Rabin, Yitzhak (33rd M)--Vol. 1, No. 3; Vol. 1, No. 5; Vol. 1, No. 8; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Rangel, Charles B. (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Rather, Dan (CFR)--Vol. 1, No.3; Vol. 1, No. 7.
Raymond, Lee R. (CFR/TC)-- Vol. 1, No. 6.
Reagan, Ronald (33rd M)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Reed, John Shed (BB/CFR)--Vol. 1. No. 2; Vol. 1, No. 9.
Regan, Donald Thomas (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Reich, Robert (RS)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Richardson, Elliot Lee (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Rivlin, Alice Mitchell (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 4; Vol. 1, No. 5; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Rockefeller, David (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 3; Vol. 1. No. 10.
Ross, Arthur (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Ross, Dennis B. (CFR)--Vol. 1. No. 2; Vol. 1, No. 10.
Rostow, Walt Whitman (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 5.
Roth, Jr., William V. (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Rubin, James P. (CFR)--Vol. 1. No. 2; Vol. 1, No. 3; Vol. 1, No. 4; Vol. 1, No. 5; Vol. 1, No. 6; Vol. 1, No. 8, Vol. 1, No. 11.
Rubin, Robert E. (BB)--Vol. 1. No. 1; Vol. 1. No. 3; Vol. 1, No. 8; Vol. 1, No. 10.
Rudman, Warren Bruce (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Rumsey, David McIver (S&B 1966)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Rumsfeld, Donald H. (BB)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Ryan, Jr., John Thomas (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Saleh, Muhammad Ahmed (S&B 1968)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Satloff, Robert Barry (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Savage, Frank (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Sawyer, Diane (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 3; Vol. 1, No. 5; Vol. 1, No. 7; Vol. 1, No. 9; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Scalapino, Robert A. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Scheffer, David J. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 4.
Schlesinger, Jr., Arthur (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 5.
Schlesinger, James Rodney (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Schmidt, Thomas Carr (S&B 1968)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Schollander, Donald Arthur (S&B 1968)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Schroder, Patricia Scott (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 9.
Schwarzman, Stephen Allen (S&B 1969)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Scowcraft, Brent (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 5; Vol. 1, No. 8.
Selander, Duane Arthur (S&B 1969)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Sesno, Frank (CFR)-- Vol. 1, No. 6; Vol. 1, No. 8.
Shalala, Donna E. (CFR/TC)-- Vol. 1, No. 6; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Singer, Ronald Leonard (S&B 1966)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Sisco, Joseph John (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Sitrick, James Baker (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Smith, Frederick W. (S&B 1966)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Smith, Stephen Grant (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Smith, William Young (CFR)-- Vol. 1, No. 6.
Sorensen, Theodore Chaikin (CFR)-- Vol. 1, No. 6; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Soros, George (BB/CFR)--Vol. 1. No. 1; Vol. 1, No. 4; Vol. 1, No. 6; Vol. 1, No. 7; Vol. 1, No. 8; Vol. 1, No. 9; Vol. 1, No. 10; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Soros, Paul (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Spencer, Edson W. (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Stanberry, Jr., William Burks (S&B 1966)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Stephanopoulos, George R. (CFR/RS)--Vol. 1, No. 3; Vol. 1, No. 5; Vol. 1, No. 10.
Stockman, David Allen (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Summers, Lawrence H. (BB/CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 4; Vol. 1, No. 6.
Taft, Jr., Robert (TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Talbott, Strobe (CFR/RS/TC)--Vol. 1. No. 2; Vol. 1, No. 6; Vol. 1, No.12.
Taylor, Arthur W. (TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Tenet, George J. (CFR)--Vol. 1. No. 2; Vol. 1, No. 3; Vol. 1, No. 5; Vol. 1, No. 6.
Thomas III, Evan (CFR)-- Vol. 1, No. 8.
Thomas, Jr., Lee B. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Thompson, Jr., William McIlwaine (S&B 1969)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Thorne, Brinkley Atimpson (S&B 1968)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Thorne, David Hoadley (S&B 1966)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Tisch, Laurence Alan (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Torricelli, Robert (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 9.
Train, Russell Errol (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Truman, Edwin M. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 4.
Turner, Ted (M)--Vol. 1, No. 5; Vol. 1, No. 8.
Tyson, Laura D'Andrea (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Utley, Garrick (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Vance, Cyrus R. (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Vargish, Thomas (S&B 1966)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Volker, Paul A. (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Walker, William N. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Wallace, Martha R. (TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Walters, Barbara (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 4; Vol. 1, No. 9.
Warburg, Paul M. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 3; Vol. 1, No. 5.
Watts, Glenn Ellis (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 11.
Wedgewood, Ruth N. Glushien (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 8, Vol. 1, No. 10.
Weinberger, Caspar Willard (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Welch, John "Jack" F. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Weyerhauser, George Hunt (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Whitaker, Mark (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Wiener, Malcolm Hewitt (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Will, George (TC)--Vol. 1, No. 5; Vol. 1, No. 10; Vol. 1, No. 11.
Wolfensohn, James David (BB/CFR)--Vol. 1. No. 2; Vol. 1, No. 6; Vol. 1, No. 7; Vol. 1, No. 8.
Woodlock, Douglas Preston (S&B 1969)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Woolsey, R. James (CFR/RS)--Vol. 1, No. 7.
Young, Andrew (CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 8.
Zelikow, Philip D. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Zilkha, Ezra K. (CFR)--Vol. 1, No. 10.
Zoellick, Robert B. (BB/CFR/TC)--Vol. 1, No. 11.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 21:02 | 6123401 Slomotrainwreck
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emails linked to the United States Department of Homeland Security, the FAA,

These are the guys who will be controling our new digital accounts. Good luck with that.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 21:31 | 6123469 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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I see Hillary is not on the list. Guess that thing with Huma is pretty solid.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 23:27 | 6123706 sgorem
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SHIT!! WTF IS A PICTURE OF MY WIFE DOIN ON HERE!! NEEDLESS TO SAY I'M GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS FIASCO.

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 08:12 | 6124152 GMadScientist
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Somebody has to pay the rent.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:06 | 6122472 crisrose
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I don't agree with public shaming for this.  Too many other things going on and only small minds would care.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:08 | 6122481 pods
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So what you are saying is that 75% of Amerika will give a shit about this?

pods

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:11 | 6122890 SickDollar
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more like 90%

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 23:45 | 6123742 mt paul
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schadenfreude

 

amerikans

like to watch others suffer

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 08:15 | 6124157 GMadScientist
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If they had a worthwhile target to spear (e.g. that Huckabee is a cuckold who likes BBCs) that would be one thing, but I'm not really seeing the subversiveness of ruining the life of a comptroller in some shitkicker town in the Mojave.

 

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:08 | 6122475 AIIB
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<---Shaved as bald as Kojak

<--- Rug

 

Who loves ya baby?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:44 | 6122619 JLee2027
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The shaved look is a fad.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:00 | 6122673 AIIB
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evolution

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:37 | 6122805 daveO
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I wonder, how many generations will have to get lasered before it evolves? Born too early!

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:50 | 6122828 Harbanger
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If it wasn't a turn on to males it would have never evolved in the first place.  Unless we're evolving into pedophiles why would we want the VJJ to look like a prepubescent girl.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:36 | 6122953 Harbanger
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Considering how the western men have been effeminated over the years, it doesn't surprise me that so many prefer skinny shaved chicks with little semblance of real womanhood.  I think subconsciously they're terrified of women.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 18:00 | 6123018 Bogdog
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I know I am. I find large breasts oddly threatening.

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 08:19 | 6124164 GMadScientist
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Know that's some immersion therapy I can get behind.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 18:51 | 6123144 Lea
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Harbanger, you're totally right. And the really terrified ones, the least manly are those who think they're manhood incarnate because they w... to porn.

In front of a real woman, there's absolutely no way they can find the right distance to her. Hence a fear that turns into a will to suppress the threat she poses by turning her into a dehumanized doll, something like a pre-pubescent anorexic girl scrubbed clinically clean, and preferably mute.

No man anymore there. Hence, no woman.

 

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 22:31 | 6123590 AIIB
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Look sweetie... Nobody (certainly not me), is putting a gun to anyones head and forcing them to shave their twats & get tramp stamps.

 

They're doing that by themselves. If guys dig it, then that's a different story altogether.

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 02:00 | 6123918 delacroix
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a shaved pussy gets more cunnilingus, duh

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 08:18 | 6124161 FredFlintstone
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Is the east manlier? Grown men at 5'-4" and no body hair or muscle mass?

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 08:18 | 6124163 GMadScientist
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Let's just say there's a balance to be struck between looking like a 12 year old and looking like Sasquatch's cousin.

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 11:40 | 6124480 AIIB
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Quit trying to apply some 'universality' to it...

 

It is what it is... Some bitch ^^^above is gonna tell me that if I prefer shaved twat to a hairy one that I'm living some kind of pedophile dream? Fuck that... I get enough of the government & MSM trying to tell me how I need to think... The last fucking thing I need is some Janet Yellen or Hillary Clinton look alike who has an unscratched bug up her shitter, going back to when she didn't make the cheerleading team in HS, try to tell me something about 'manliness' based on this...

 

- I didn't start the trend & I'm sure as hell not gonna end it...

- Like I said upstairs

- I never put a gun to anyones head and forced them to shave their twat

- I never forced anyone to get a tramp stamp

 

Yet 'porn star wannabees' far and wide are falling all over themselves worldwide to shave & tat themselves up... Then, the ones who don't, & thus, can't GET ANY in the end want to blame the MALES?... Fucking fine, there are prolly a lot of dudes out there who don't care... GO GIT 'EM EDNA! I'm sure they're linin' up at your doorstep as we speak... & when you find that Ellen DeGeneres & Melissa Etheridge won't go down on your fucking crows nest either, are you gonna blame THAT on the men too?

 

Anyway ~ I won't interrupt you... I'll be over here doing what I've always been doing (until you decided to get into my grill)... Ignoring you...

 

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:07 | 6122476 pods
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Man, I wish I was less than a kilometer away from a beach about now. 

As for government people looking for fuck buddies, well if you don't actually have to work, you have a lot of time on your hands.

And doing the other too much will make you go blind.

pods

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:10 | 6122491 kaiserhoff
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Three day weekend coming up, beach, broad, nice boobs,

  now and then, life has its compensations;)

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:24 | 6122555 AIIB
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Time for a JOHNNY LEE interlude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MnU6p3sGSw

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:45 | 6122626 JLee2027
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Underrated song.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:09 | 6122886 55 men
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I just signed up to AFF, .....to find Emily.....but only because I need to tell her there are a lot of people less then a kilometer away, and I am in fear of her safety...and that I have a place for her to hide...and if she likes singing, we can sing the song " hold on loosely" together.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:08 | 6122480 kaiserhoff
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I have no sympathy for the gubbermint drones doing this on taxpayer time,

 but this hack job has to be some sort of crime, since we have billions of laws now.

Any of the legal beagles know what he could be charged with?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 18:19 | 6123072 PhoQ
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Existing.

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 08:24 | 6124167 GMadScientist
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They will get hit with unlawful access and data theft charges at a minimum and a vicious DA could tack on kiddy porn charges too, given the AFF content leaked.

 

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:08 | 6122482 SmilinJoeFizzion
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Emily looks a little chunky for 23- at 33 she will be a pig

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:17 | 6122520 Hannibal Barca
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At least she in less than a kilometer away!

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:17 | 6122527 pods
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I don't think she is looking for that long of a relationship.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:41 | 6122611 unplugged
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chunky?  you must like anorexics  (sp?)

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:00 | 6122674 unrulian
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She's damn near perfect....and perfect is impossible

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 08:26 | 6124170 GMadScientist
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Fake boobs, poor muscle tone, and probably whines like you can't believe, but I'm not taking her out for dinner or to meet my folks am I?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:10 | 6122489 Sanity Bear
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Tsk Tsk Emily has been a baaaad girl, she'll have to be punished. Spanking seems appropriate. Luckily she's not even a kilometer away!

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:12 | 6122498 kaiserhoff
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All my fantasies revolve around a Scandinavian stewardess,

  and a pair of hand cuffs.

           Woody Allen

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:20 | 6122754 boattrash
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I'm confused, I thought you had to be over age 12 to be a stewardess.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:45 | 6122816 kaiserhoff
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and daughters can't be wives...?

but it's his step daugher, which makes..., really no damn difference.

Yeah, me too.

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 08:27 | 6124173 GMadScientist
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Guess the perv moved on to underaged asians. Can't speak to the handcuffs.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:13 | 6122726 messystateofaffairs
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I would spank Emily for you but my wife wouldn't let me.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:10 | 6122495 reader2010
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Pretty soon to be able to wear your condom at work will be a prerequisite for job application.  

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:14 | 6122507 DaveA
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The bad news is, these unfirable government employees will still collect their taxpayer-funded salaries. The good news is, it will all be going to their soon-to-be-ex-wives, who will then flock to Tinder/AFF to get their needs met.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:24 | 6122550 Oh regional Indian
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Now I guess that would be some kind of twisted circle jerk-off...

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:43 | 6122814 daveO
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Yea, why can't they just swap wives and cut out the middlemen(lawyers)? That's the way a lot of the church people do it.

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 08:28 | 6124175 GMadScientist
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Eskimo proverb: I lend out my sled, it comes back broken, I lend out my dogs, they come back tired, I lend out my wife, she comes back smiling.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:15 | 6122515 Oswald did it
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“Hey, whatever a man and a woman and another woman with a penis and a midget do to a donkey, that’s their business.” -Dave Attel

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:17 | 6122523 DrunkMath
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IACI and AFF are two of the most different companies ever. Do some basic research, Tindr might turn out to be a joke, but IACI is 40 years old.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:21 | 6122539 kchrisc
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I'm going to start TyrannyFinder.

"When you are out of town and in need of a touch of tyranny to keep your balance, there is TyrannyFinder. Have an itch to kick in a door or two and shoot a dog? Just engage TyrannyFinder and look for a pending SWAT raid near you. Need a taste of tazing a pregnant woman? TyrannyFinder can help you find a "hunt and seize" ride-along near you. Download and signup today. TyrannyFinder--making tyranny wherever you are."

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:23 | 6122551 R19
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I'm going to start Stupid Central Banker and Finance Official Finder.  You just have to be awake on any given day to participate though.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:25 | 6122565 fightapathy
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So I presume being "into blindfolds and light bondage" is a prerequisite to opening an account on TyrannyFinder?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:31 | 6122578 Duc888
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kchrisc: "I'm going to start TyrannyFinder."

 

Hitlery?  Romney?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:02 | 6122679 Son of Loki
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I'm still waiting for that intelligent UK Emily, although this spicy number above is pretty hot ... if I don't want an intelligent conversation.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:54 | 6122847 TeethVillage88s
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We need Kissinger, Gergen, CFR Members, Trilateral Commission members.

Let's stop the next World War before it is too late...

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 20:50 | 6123378 Sanity Bear
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just a looped recording of Siri saying "you have arrived at your destination"

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:19 | 6122895 boattrash
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kchrisc, Hint; Start @ the Whitehouse. Many decades.

I'll try to find my link to dead politicians and post it.

http://politicalgraveyard.com/

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:22 | 6122916 boattrash
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PS, My eyes are not what they used to be. I thought you were going to open TrannyFinder.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 21:04 | 6123406 Curiously_Crazy
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Haha I actually thought he did!

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 00:35 | 6123832 kchrisc
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"TrannyFinder." ??? LOL!

I'll start it, but I won't be a customer.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.

 

Last week I was having a convo with a medically altered tranny that had her/his/its shirt unbuttoned in such a way as to expose A LOT of cleavage. I found my eyes involuntarily/instinctively wandering and catching a glimpse from time to time. Is that wrong?!

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 02:03 | 6123922 delacroix
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did you get a boner?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 18:16 | 6123061 TeethVillage88s
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1.Attorney General – Michael Mukasey
2. Head of Homeland Security – Michael Chertoff
3. Chairman Pentagon’s Defense Policy Board – Richard Perle
4. Deputy Defense Secretary (Former) – Paul Wolfowitz
5. Under Secretary of Defense – Douglas Feith
6. National Security Council Advisor – Elliott Abrams
7. Vice President Dick Cheney’s Chief of Staff (Former) – “Scooter” Libby
8. White House Deputy Chief of Staff – Joshua Bolten
9. Under Secretary of State for Political Affairs – Marc Grossman
10. Director of Policy Planning at the State Department – Richard Haass
11. U.S. Trade Representative (Cabinet-level Position) – Robert Zoellick
12. Pentagon’s Defense Policy Board – James Schlesinger
13. UN Representative (Former) – John Bolton
14. Under Secretary for Arms Control – David Wurmser
15. Pentagon’s Defense Policy Board – Eliot Cohen
16. Senior Advisor to the President – Steve Goldsmith
17. Principal Deputy Assistant Secretary – Christopher Gersten
18. Assistant Secretary of State – Lincoln Bloomfield
19. Deputy Assistant to the President – Jay Lefkowitz
20. White House Political Director – Ken Melman
21. National Security Study Group – Edward Luttwak
22. Pentagon’s Defense Policy Board – Kenneth Adelman
23. Defense Intelligence Agency Analyst (Former) – Lawrence (Larry) Franklin
24. National Security Council Advisor – Robert Satloff
25. President Export-Import Bank U.S. – Mel Sembler
26. Deputy Assistant Secretary, Administration for Children and Families – Christopher Gersten
27. Assistant Secretary of Housing and Urban Development for Public Affairs – Mark Weinberger
28. White House Speechwriter – David Frum
29. White House Spokesman (Former) – Ari Fleischer
30. Pentagon’s Defense Policy Board – Henry Kissinger
31. Deputy Secretary of Commerce – Samuel Bodman
32. Under Secretary of State for Management – Bonnie Cohen
33. Director of Foreign Service Institute – Ruth Davis

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 21:22 | 6123446 Nostradumbass
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What are joo trying to say here?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 22:36 | 6123531 TeethVillage88s
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I guess joo really get it. Dual Citizens that can flee with the Capital and stature of our country, what status & position we gave them, their whole career...

But hell they think war is a way of life, a lifestyle, and patriotism, loyalty... they really don't know after indoctrinated into the Corporate System, the Nazi-Zio system, Privateering, Pirating, Privatization, fund raiding, government raiding, ...manipulating those with funds or middle/lower class income.

"Putzes" they say.

Mafia I say.

Is a nation worth having if there is not Recognition of Ethos as the Highest Principals, Logic as the highest Philosophy, Conservatism the highest basis for government and business Accounting.

What is a nation worth without that. Greece is the answer. The people of Greece love Greece. But it is corrupt and other countries are corrupt too. They just lost their grip on too many principals that are crucial.

- They lost their Grip on Crucial Principals and Ethos

Looks the disproportionate people seem disproportionately indoctrinated in cutthroat corporate-banking-mafia Ethos.

Answer: Standards, Simplification, Streamlining, Courts using Benchmarks like the Sumerians, Accountants using GAAP Accounting Standards, having Standard Financial ratings system that was not paid by the creator or the financial instrument, simplify taxes to maybe 6 tax credits or write offs, force wealthy to pay for social security & MEDICARE as a percent to show loyalty and patriotism... AND on and on... have the courts use guidelines and benchmarks so that poor and middle class can face the wealthy in court and have equality... not nazi courts where the wealth hire legal teams with unlimited money to obstruct and cause higher expenses for 10 years in a fight of wealth.

Damn.

It doesn't matter if they are Joo bankers or lawyers. What matter is the effect on society when we have professionals destroying laws while creating a career out of it for their own self promotion.

lawyers have ruined the laws of the Constitution, the laws of the land, the laws of Freedom. We have too many lawyers and the fact is that the GDP is lowered by what they accomplish in dragging down all the laws.

Tax law, tax Accounting, Financial tax Experts, Lobbyist, Off shore Financial Advisers, Financial Lawyers... All contribute nothing to Freedom, Liberty, Equality, and the idea of America. They are antithetical.

- Maybe the Rules of Incorporation and Governance of Corporations are the issues.

Incorporation, Charters, Marques to Privatize Ships and Trade Goods... this may be the Flaw in our Business system.

In a time of Seizing Ships, gold, silver, spices, and other trade goods... Corporations were simple and had limited effect on limited populations or harbor towns.

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Rethinking this power ... that we casually give to Banks & Corporations.

Why should they have unlimited power to create money, gamble in markets, hold high Interest rates on consumers, and gamble on who new unknown, unmonitored, and unregulated Financial Instruments while shifting them off Balance Sheet when Bank Auditors come to the office.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 18:21 | 6123076 PhoQ
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Tyranny?

You're soaking in it.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 18:45 | 6123135 logicalman
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TyrannyFinder??

You don't need an app or a website for that.

All you have to do is open your eyes and look around.

It's fucking EVERYWHERE!

 

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 10:28 | 6124403 Vendetta
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no.... there are tons of sites for that .. they end in .gov

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:24 | 6122556 Amish Hacker
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All of these personal data should be deleted, except for the .gov accounts. For them, every detail should be revealed and widely distributed.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:24 | 6122558 buzzsaw99
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i just know that taxpayers are paying for expensive lotions and toys and such. bleach the offices from top to bottom. eww.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:46 | 6122824 daveO
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Could be worse. They could be enforcing all the laws. The whole darned c'untry would then shut down.

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 10:30 | 6124408 Vendetta
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"fortunately' they only selectively enforce the law...  based on the books on 'little people laws' or 'connected people laws'

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:34 | 6122587 shovelhead
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Aw Shit.

Maybe nobody will look in 'Grannies for light bondage threesomes'.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:45 | 6122629 Billy Sol Estes
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"Grannies for Light Bond Yield"

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:37 | 6122962 Freddie
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LOL!  No junk bonds for granny. 

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:34 | 6122588 wmbz
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“I went straight for government employees because they seem the easiest to shame.”

 

~ HA,HA,HA!   You can't "shame" a shit eating gubmint employee! They don't give a damn, and can't be fired! 

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:57 | 6122663 Urban Redneck
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If only he'd downloaded all their personal profile pictures with the text data...

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:35 | 6122590 Joebloinvestor
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You get to wondering how many of these hook up sites are government run and I don't mean by the US government.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:35 | 6122592 roadhazard
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They wouldn't let me join because my fetish was eyebrows. They thought I was sick.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:35 | 6122594 Dumgoy
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You mean they like sex like everybody else, really?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:36 | 6122595 Consuelo
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I've come to a deep conclusion: If there's one thing in life you never get tired of looking at...   It's a near perfect set of cans...

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:38 | 6122602 economessed
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So the NSA has clearly known about this for years now, but has chosen to do nothing about it.  I think that makes them complicit in the crime.  Time to defund their agency, shut off the lights, put the billions of dollars of computer hardware on Washington DC Craigslist, and call it a day.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:39 | 6122603 stormsailor
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yeah, i wouldn't do that chick in the pic.  but i would sit on the beach with my sunglasses on and enjoy all the boner producing bikini's walking by.

it use to be better, before the tattoo fad, but there is some really incredible ass on the beach, you can enjoy it and not have to worry about ill effects like std's, extortion, matrimony, etc. etc.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:21 | 6122756 DutchBoy2015
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What would you do in a country like ours were most beaches are all nude?  Germany also.

Walk around with a boner? Amazing how a little bikini can make you all hot and bothered.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:51 | 6122833 stormsailor
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yeah, your imagination of whats underneath is always better than the reality.  duh

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:58 | 6122861 DutchBoy2015
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So you like fucking your imagination?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 18:23 | 6123082 PhoQ
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Doesn't everybody?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:56 | 6122850 stormsailor
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what are you doing here anyway?  i thought you had your finger stuck in a dyke.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:22 | 6122918 WillyGroper
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While he's getting a bone from Joris.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:07 | 6122881 Urban Redneck
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Hot and bothered? All this talk of beaches is incompatible with the current weather here.  Saunas, however, are year-round adult fun and relaxation...

Europeans get very hot in them, and many Americans would be very bothered by them.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:41 | 6122610 SmittyinLA
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Putin perused about 4 profiles before barfing into his waste bin and taking a shot of vodka

 

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 21:35 | 6125804 pgroup
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Bullshit. You've obviously never seen his girlfriend. Pootie wouldn't peruse anything but her -- completely buck nekkid.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:43 | 6122616 Billy Sol Estes
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DotGovLuvFriendFinder.com Find other government workers doing jack shit at work on someone else's dime.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:49 | 6122636 DelusionalGrandeur
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Damn this whole time I want even paying attention to Emily. I was fixated on the hooker bent over with her ass in the air. Oh now I see those pointy elbows! ewww.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:50 | 6122638 HandyCrapper
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As a government employee I take exception to this article.  Our office only accesses BigBlackButts.com 

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:54 | 6122655 chrsn
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What a nice break from those pictures of Yellen and Hillary Clinton

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:56 | 6122661 Itchy and Scratchy
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D'oh! I hope they didn't trace my KINKYKOMMUNISTKEYNSIAN account!

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:02 | 6122681 Ms No
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If this site is looking to attract politicians they should probably put more emphasis on the little kid bending over behind the the girl with the big jugs.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:16 | 6122730 DutchBoy2015
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You can find anything you want at Kinky.nl

Real hookers who work out of home , are unionized, and even shut down for August holidays as they go down to the Med beaches to relax

Think I am kidding?  check it out for yourself.

No fake profiles there, i assure you

http://www.kinky.nl/

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:23 | 6122768 Crocodile
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DutchBoy; you are the "Poster-Child" for what is wrong with most people from the top of the heap to the bottom.  Congratulations!

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!