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And The Market Breaks (As VIX Hits 2015 Lows)

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Surprise!!!!

VIX hit 2015 lows and started to rip higher...

 

So something had to be done...

 

 

  • *BATS BYX HAS DECLARED SELF-HELP AGAINST NASDAQ
  • *BATS:ROUTING TO NASDAQ HAS BEEN SUSPENDED AS OF 3:13 PM NY TIME
 

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Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:24 | 6122561 FPearl602
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Large sell order from a church organization must have been rejected...

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:34 | 6122582 ZerOhead
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BATS   Making Markets Better

I call BATShit...

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:35 | 6122593 Soul Glow
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GS is up 1.5% today.  All is well.  Continue to buy this batshit market sheeple!

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 19:38 | 6123217 Say What Again
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The market was like a ghost town today, with limited volume - and BATS breaks?  Can you imagine what will happen when this stuff breaks on a busy day.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:25 | 6122564 saints51
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Everything will look awesome for memorial day. Make sure it looks cool for the children and soldiers.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:34 | 6122575 AIIB
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Efficient Market Theory

 

But, with regards to MEMORIAL DAY... Let none other than Steven Spielberg (by way of 'random' camera angle selection), remind you of who you need to mourn for their military sacrifice... (2:04)

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HUf68gFGEE

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:40 | 6122607 ZerOhead
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But the other ones all say "t"...

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:41 | 6122608 ZerOhead
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Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:50 | 6122830 saints51
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you know it. That symbol is one of the most evil in our world.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:25 | 6122567 Soul Glow
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Algos gone wild!

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:25 | 6122568 ted41776
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i need tpp for my bunghole

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:26 | 6122569 disabledvet
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Well I declare HELP MYSELF then!

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:27 | 6122571 astoriajoe
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So dis is how de Americans run market. Da! I give $50 American dollar for dat secret.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:30 | 6122576 saints51
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for dat secret ya need gold. Pieces of paper dyed with green food coloring mean nuthin to the incest bloodline.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 22:48 | 6123625 flyingcaveman
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Its going to cost you more than fifty dolla to make me holla.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:28 | 6122573 Amish Hacker
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The real market break occurred years ago.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:30 | 6122581 disabledvet
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They rigged the market in the wrong direction again!

 

WHAT DO WE PAY YOU PEOPLE FOR????

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:37 | 6122598 ZerOhead
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Move along people... nothing to see here...

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:02 | 6122677 Automatic Choke
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"what's this button do?"

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:06 | 6122699 Eyeroller
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 "Dee-Dee, Noooooo!"

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:28 | 6122932 Absinthe Minded
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"Get out of my laboratory!" I used to love watching that show when my daughter was young. She's 18 now ????

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:43 | 6122813 Onlygold1
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pre-quel to a crash or requeim for a heavyweight

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