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Dear FBI: Here Is Today's Market Manipulation

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Last Thursday, it was Avon that was cheated higher after a fake takeover filing provided just enough momo juice for the machines to destroy any and every short in the stock instantly. Today, it was Quest Diagnostics turn to be manipulated.

Between 1005 and 1015ET today, someone quietly - and with no price movement - bought around 1200 lots (equivalent of 120,000 shares) of June $75 Strike call options at around the $1.25 level.

Then at around 1027ET, targeted rumors started to circulate, and a tweet - since inexplicably deleted - was sent by @OptionsHawk which, according to Bloomberg, said "Quest had hired Goldman Sachs & Co. after receiving a $95-a-share approach. "

The calls exploded to over $12 in price (a 1100% return) and the stock soared over 20%.

Then denials.

"It's rumors of them selling themselves but they're being really quiet," said JMP Securities analyst J.T. Haresco. "No one (at the company) is answering any calls, so it's all speculation."

You decide!! Does this look like someone got really lucky... or was it all a massive manipulation?

 

 

 

The tweeted rumor has been deleted and the Twitter member has stated in his defense:

  • OPTIONSHAWK'S KUNKLE SAYS HE CONVEYED `MARKET RUMOR' ON QUEST

And then @Optionshawk stated that the tweet was "removed because I never said it, they mis-quoted the whole thing."

Of course, since the tweet has been deleted there is no way to check what was actually quoted. Or misquoted.

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Given that the FBI is investigating the Avon pump-and-dump, we assume they will quickly get to the bottom of the case above, especially since it would take about 5 minutes to find out who bought the calls.

 

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Fri, 05/22/2015 - 12:34 | 6121885 KnuckleDragger-X
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It really helps if you own a few congress-critters....

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 12:53 | 6121950 El Oregonian
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"Reshaping the Markets the old-fashioned way... We turn them..."- Smith Blarney & Co.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 12:34 | 6121886 saints51
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FBI fighting fraud against the dick that feeds them....lol!!!!!!

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 14:52 | 6122425 cheech_wizard
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The FBI is entirely worthless...

Just read their news blog and realize for every fraud case they solve, dozens are not...

 

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 12:39 | 6121897 DavidC
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I think crApple's doing a fine job today as well - no news and it's up 1 3/4% - or did I miss something?

DavidC

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 12:46 | 6121920 valley chick
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Must hae missed this on Bloomturd. /sarc. All they have been reporting is that Wally World has gone all fuzzy & fluffy about humane raising of factory farmed animals. Complete with an interview with Pacelle.  I smell desperation. Must get more sales.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 13:19 | 6122041 El Vaquero
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A lot of "free range" chickens have a 3' wide run that they can go outside to, and all of their food and water is kept inside. 

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 13:35 | 6122104 JimmyRainbow
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isnt it funny that in europe a small chicken-life news-coverage starts about the same time

in germany the story is that most of the chicken die even in "bio"-plants

http://www.n-tv.de/ratgeber/Wie-gut-ist-das-Bio-Ei-article15149746.html

started a few month earlier when a single plant started some epidemic salmonella across europe

http://www.n-tv.de/panorama/Eier-aus-Bayern-sollen-schuld-sein-article15...

centralisation is good for u, it allows for closely monitored quality standards

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 13:53 | 6122187 chunga
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I changed a filter on my tractor, all bent over trying to reach and not spill with an RIR on my shoulder pecking me in the head. Fucking brat knew my hands were tied. Mine take this free range shit a little too far.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 13:11 | 6121924 Chuck Knoblauch
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FBI must get eyestrain starring at gnats all day.

While camels roam the halls of power destroying America.

Why did you become an agent?

To follow the camel's ass and help it swat flies?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 12:47 | 6121925 stant
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They are not getting along with their other syblings that are in the same line of work

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 12:53 | 6121947 ted41776
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nailguns everywhere

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 12:53 | 6121949 Caveman93
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This world is so awesome. Everything is planned, made up and contribed. 

Fake Tits, fake nose, fake paychecks...etc. etc.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 12:54 | 6121951 buzzsaw99
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actually they do look into this kind of stuff sometimes

Round up the usual suspects. [/Captain Renault]

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 13:08 | 6121994 RealistDuJour
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5% of the time they investigate 100% of the time.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 12:58 | 6121962 Jtrillian
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Quick, we should all go on twitter and mention take over bids for the top stocks.  Then sit back and watch the algo's puke. 

Just kidding. 

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 13:04 | 6121977 SpanishGoop
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ZH is being sold to CNN, quick what is the sign.

 

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 13:09 | 6121995 Chuck Knoblauch
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ZH has value?

I see the ads, but I've never purchased anything advertised.

And I've never reccommended ZH to anyone.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 13:53 | 6122186 John Law Lives
Fri, 05/22/2015 - 13:05 | 6121983 Blopper
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Now who or what is stupid enought to fall for that?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 13:06 | 6121989 Chuck Knoblauch
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I wonder how many more failed experiments this so-called God has littered around the universe?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 13:21 | 6122052 fremannx
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Don't look for the SEC to do anything about this problem...

http://www.globaldeflationnews.com/sec-commissioner-stein-fed-up-with-cr...

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 13:33 | 6122092 saldulilem
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Karma's a bitch.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 13:34 | 6122099 ydderf1950
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I work for Quest no rumors here

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 13:57 | 6122207 hwwesq3
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With powerful politicians privy to inside information, this is a great way to raise money to run for office.  No need to sell yourself to donors anymore!

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:32 | 6122791 Zen Master
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No prosecutions forth coming..why? its called Mesirah.

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 14:00 | 6124826 Lmo Mutton
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Belgium?

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