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"I got no strings on me..."

 

 

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Fri, 05/22/2015 - 15:59 | 6122668 Bioscale
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Bitch

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:05 | 6122693 0b1knob
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< Puppet strings on Hillary.

< Hand up her ass.

 

But whose hand?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:06 | 6122697 HonkyShogun
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She'll have Geppetto killed and successfully trade Donkey futures.

 

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:21 | 6122758 Hype Alert
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Wait, shouldn't she have a nose extending out of the cartoon?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:58 | 6122859 BoredRoom
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Hillary does too have strings......strings of cheese.....femunda cheese. Just ask Huma

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 18:19 | 6123070 BlackChicken
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polarizing, calculating, disingenuous, insincere, ambitious, inevitable, entitled, overconfident, secretive, will do anything to win, represents the past, murderer, conspirator, perjurer, traitor, and out of touch cankled bitch.

Can't help but wonder when she is selected, if Billy will ever say "We are the President"?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 18:42 | 6123129 Richard Chesler
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Calculating

Uninspired

Nauseating

Twat

 

Sun, 05/24/2015 - 19:04 | 6127875 de3de8
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Evil

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 18:33 | 6123112 BlackChicken
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Edited: duplicate.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:12 | 6122724 Relentless101
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To fill such a gaping hole, the question must be how many?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:38 | 6122806 rorik
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I don't think it's humanly possible to fill that gaping hole.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:27 | 6122778 Sudden Debt
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Hillary will be president. Simplý because voting black was cool and now it’s cool to vote women.

It doesn’t matter that it will be the final straw that breaks the dino’s back.

People think everything is forever.

Today for example, I was talking to a few few during lunch about real estate and the best way to hear everything is to act like they are the smartest in the room. And well, everybody here truely believes real estate will double in the next 5 years.

So I asked them: I bought my house for 250k in the year 2001, now after 15 years it’s up to a value of 630k. That 250k was expensive and who the hell will pay that 630k? And who will be able to pay at double that price 1.2 million?

Do you know what they answered?

No problem!!! You can loan money for you house and don’t downpay anything ever, you just pay interest which is at 1.2% for a house.

so... that would be about 1450 euro’s a month... I know people who pay 2k for a house like mine with paying down the same house so in their mind, it could even tripple from current prices.

Now if that price would actually become facf, I’d sell, stop working and live the vie la loca!

 

So people don’t see anything wrong with negative rates which actually kill our economic future and all is well. The only problems seems to be muslims and old people.

So why would people like that not vote for the same morons who destroyed everything? They’ll be rich they believe!

 

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:50 | 6122832 orez65
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"The only problems seems to be muslims and old people."

You are wrong!

Sandra Fluke's inability to pay for her birth control pills bill of $30.00 per month is a far greater national problem!!

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:02 | 6122868 BoredRoom
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Hillary will most likely drop out after she has gained the maximum amount of campaign contributions. The Chosenite Federal Reserve banksters will install a Republican Puppet, making the sheeple believe in CHANGE once again

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:32 | 6122948 Clycntct
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I agree with everything you said but the "------" so you got a neg on that one point.

Just the thought of typing her name makes me draw a blank.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:39 | 6122965 raywolf
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it worked from late 1940s until mid 2000s, because the jobs, technology and economic climate kept increasing, and because the fiat money system with constant inlfation was only young....

now it's old and it's not working and economics is a law of nature, not some human jiberish they teach in universities....

so it will correct and we will deflate one way or another....

until then keep on borrowing and enjoy the party... that is the game and when it ends... just walk away...

 

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:49 | 6122979 rccalhoun
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i down voted you because for today (one day) your house is worth 630,000   (are you sure you cant get 631,000) and you are participating in the ponzi by tracking it and not selling

 

i can see someone staying in a house you own with no debt, but to count the profit mentally is anti-ZH thinking

 

profits are only counted when taken.  if stocks tank, real estate tanks.   beware, you are whom the bulls count on.

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 00:49 | 6123845 Curiously_Crazy
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I downvoted you for totally fucking up the correct usage of 'whom'.

It's easy to let the other dozen or so grammatical errors slip because that's just pure laziness and everyone does it from time to time. But when one uses 'whom' incorrectly - and yes I know it's become the current oh so trendy word to use - it makes you sound like someone attempting to come across as educated but instead makes you look like you never completed primary school.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:10 | 6122888 Breezy47
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Huma Weiner's hand....duh!

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:13 | 6122721 drendebe10
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"It depends on what the definition of is is."  famous quote by her sexual predator husband who hangs out with a pedophile

And the winner of the 2016 presidential election is.....   "There ain't nuthin uglier than an old white woman."  Fred Sanford, Sanford and Son

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 18:40 | 6123126 Anunnaki
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My Mom said it best: Hillary Clinton is too old to be the first woman President

Are blacks and Hispanics gonna stand in the rain for 9 hours to vote for some white grandma?

She doesn't have Bill's charisma but has plenty of baggage.

Not talking about the saddlebags around her hips and thighs

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 18:44 | 6123127 Anunnaki
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dupe

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:03 | 6122685 MsCreant
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I can't see the one around her neck, where is that one...

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:48 | 6122796 kaiserhoff
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We're having similar dreams. Must be a reason.

Do you drink a fair amount of Cabernet?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:08 | 6122883 MsCreant
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I do! I do! And Merlot. A glass or so most nights. That must be it, a Cabernet connection.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 20:53 | 6123384 kaiserhoff
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Great minds;) 

Cheers and gute nocht.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:03 | 6122686 atthelake
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I don't like Hillary, either, but Is there a reason we don't go after the other candidates? They, all, take money to betray America and Americans.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:14 | 6122733 r101958
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Sure! Call 1-800-WAAAAAH. You see, it is just that the MSM rarely, if ever, go after Dems. Right now they are too busy marginalizing any Repubs that are deemed uncontrollable. After that is done then they will only allow both parties to discuss meaningless drivel in the public forum.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:18 | 6122748 drendebe10
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..... correct you are but the specific issue here is the skagg face was Secretary of State who indirectly benefited from the money donations to their "foundation" from foreign nationals who would benefit from favorable decisions made by her and her State Department on the foreign nationals behalf - if I understand it correctly....    besides, one wrong compounded by mutltiple numerous other wrongs is okay according to the fudgepacker and its behavior...

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:25 | 6122767 NoDebt
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Because they aren't going to be the next President.  

(She was promised.  By Bill.)

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:05 | 6122876 BoredRoom
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"but Is there a reason we don't go after the other candidates?"

 

 

That's about the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Obama voter, huh?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 18:01 | 6123022 atthelake
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As I said, they're all corrupt and no. I do not vote for democrats or republicans. They're all traitors and loyalty to any political party is naive, at best.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:03 | 6122688 Joebloinvestor
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Lying cunt.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:06 | 6122694 John Law Lives
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Jeb and Hill both have strings attached.  There is little difference betwixt them.  Either will serve their master... and that master ain't the general public.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:20 | 6122752 drendebe10
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The country needs another Bush or Cunt-on as much as it needs a third term with the fudgepacker....

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:06 | 6122696 kchrisc
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Only showing one puppet?!

The strings and puppets are so think in the DC US that they can be seen from space.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:07 | 6122704 davidalan1
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How it possible or even probable that this FAT ugly bitch could be the next commander in chief? We are SO FUCKED...

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:21 | 6122760 drendebe10
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Given the dirtiness,  meaness and ruthlessness of the progressive liberal democraps political machinery, she is likely a shoe in....  

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 18:31 | 6123102 Anunnaki
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Don't see it in the cards

1.2016 Obamacare sticker shock comes outSept.
2.TPP fallout

Gonna be another pounding for the Dems. Obama Fatigue gonna be cement coattails for the Dumbocrats

Too much Lesser of Two Evils

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:24 | 6122770 tonyw
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out of 300 million the two obvious choices are the close relatives of ex-presidents, almost a monarchy.

Truly exceptional.

 

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:57 | 6122857 WTFUD
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Not unusual as only a handful of families can be trusted to know where the bodies are buried and remain stum.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 18:21 | 6123075 Anunnaki
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We have become a Banana belt country. That's how it works

In 2024 it will Be Chelsea Clinton-Yahudistein

In 2032 it will be Malia Obama-Yahudistein

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:09 | 6122713 AIIB
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Any female who holds any notion whatsover with regards to 'breaking glass ceilings', and is willing to concede that this is their mare, needs to seriously reorganize their thinking processes...

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:12 | 6122725 VWAndy
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No strings on her she is a willing player.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:19 | 6122750 Joebloinvestor
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What is really scary is WHO IS OPERATING THE STRINGS?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:18 | 6122907 BoredRoom
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WHO IS OPERATING THE STRINGS?

 

 

really? are you new here?

 

WHO printed themselves six trillion new dollars out of thin air under Obama alone? Our Benevolent Chosenite FED banksters, that's who!!

 

 

WHAT CAN'T SIX TRILLION DOLLARS BUY?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:30 | 6122786 WTFUD
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I've heard she really humble and treats everyone with the utmost respect; even Bill's Hookers.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 19:54 | 6123256 messystateofaffairs
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That's cause she uses them after Bill does.

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 16:45 | 6122818 Yen Cross
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  The entire '16 presidential class should be shackled together [chain gang style] and hung over the Statue of Liberty torch...

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:27 | 6122927 wisefool
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I think a new "crypto" currency could be formed by everyone using what they got to offer in betting against Jebilliry in 2016. There was an Irishman who ran Intrade . com that could have provided that service before he died trying to summit mount everest. Maybe Shedlon Adleson, Buffet, Munger and Soros could step up, team up, and take the other side of our bets in an honest, "democratic", competition?

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 17:59 | 6123014 Dixie Flatline
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MUST READ:  THis is exactly how fucking creepy and in bed with pols the media is.  This shit makes me want to go full postal.

https://twitter.com/kerpen/status/601829526600028160/photo/1

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 19:08 | 6123165 Anunnaki
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No way can she be Pres.. When she won't even have a press conference. All her public appearances are scripted with paid actors so no one can ask any Embarassing questions about Benghazi or TPP

This will breed marginal voter irrelevance not interest

Plus the meme that women will go for her like blacks did for Obama

More women than blacks in 2008 and she couldn't beat Superfly at her best

8 years later just makes her older. She's got the stench of a loser in her. Not inevitable

Dems know after 8 years of Hopeless Chains that the Dem brand is rotted

That's why no one credible has stepped up their desperate hope is nostalgia for the 90'sand enough visits to The View will trick the rubes

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 03:44 | 6123991 adonisdemilo
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I'd like to see a rope round her neck.

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