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Shake Shocker: Each SHAK "Restaurant" Is Now Worth $53 Million
Yesterday the average SHAK restaurant was worth $48 million. Today it is $53 million and rising, following the overnight 6% surge in the company's market cap. Because why not.
A gentle reminder...
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And their burgers suck!
SO BULLISH
They selling fur burgers outta this joint or what?
Cause I'm def a Fur Burgler....of course the fur is so 1980's.
(Que old school porn music)
Bow-chicka-wah. Bow-chicka-wah-wah.
That's a pretty fuckin good milkshake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoJAc_aSM7E
They are doing this as you can't short and options have not started
Burger suck? Yes Big DO DO
But economy sucks and Market at all time highs on every index... Looks logical to me...
you can't short and options have not started...
What's the timeline for release on these devices? Are you sure I can't place that bet in another casino, say like in London or HK? What's the use of a NWO if all these gaming clubs aren't interconnected?
I wonder if the folks at Time know what they're getting into referencing ZH.
http://time.com/3894511/shake-shack-restaurants/
JHC. And I thought Chipotle was WAY overvalued.
Has anyone ever seen a latino in a Chipotle (besides working in the kitchen)? $8+ burritos are for stupid gringos. Who are SHAK's stupid customers?
Must be where all the latinos are.
I've seen plenty of Mexicans eating there. It's not real Mexican food, but better than Taco Hell or Taco Malo.
But you can't eat stock certificates...
Love SHAK baayabeee.
Can I have a side of tulip bulbs with that burger?
Hey, have you heard about Pets.com? It's going to change the industry!
And that MySpace thing, totally buy it! You'll be rich! Easy money!
You do mean that SpaceBook thing don't you?
Because there aren't a thousand other hamburger joints to choose from in this country....., ridiculous.
Insane valuations aren't just for dot-coms any more.
welcome to a world with too much liquidity and nowhere to put it.
Truly insane! How do non-window licking, supposedly educated people buy this stock? This, and the fact that there isn't actually a "market" is what gives you paper pushing shitballs a bad name!
People will buy ANY stock today if they can sell it tomorrow for more.
Greater fool theory and gazillions of printed joobucks go together like anal sex and muppets.
pods
Nothing but a ponzi scheme momo stock looking for the greater fools. Each Shake Shack restaurant is worth twice as much as an entire Target store.
LIESman says the fundamentals are strong. I believe him.
The fundamentals said that I shouldn't watch Zombeavers on Netflix. But I did, and I loved it. Run, don't walk to your TV and watch this shit. Pure genius!
Sugar Shack = Jimmy Gilmer and the Fireballs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqjVAgT74_A
FUCK YOU SHAKE SHACK!!!! BASTARDS!!!!
money laundering is the new bestest thing.....what better place than US real estate and retaurants, nobody here should be shocked. run cash thru your shack and then IPO double fun good clean dough.
At the same time all mines are worthless because all they do is produce worthless metals that no one cares about. Every mine in the world should shut down and open up a hamburger joint outside, then at least they maybe able to raise thier shareprice.
It won't be long before we start hearing about hamburgers and boating accidents. Personally, I plan to bury my burgers because I hate soggy savings.
goose stepping towards the cliff...
all in, all good, til the exidos.
high stakes nerved out day trading.
one minute could be the difference.
been there and will never do that again...
waste of good life.
oh, the mistakes.
live, learn.
Exactly.
Banks can keep on printing and printing. Its almost better that they go full retard at this point.
They will learn their lesson when the 90% cant afford jack shit and is up to their eyes in debt in worthless currency.
Then all this will come crashing down. No one will even remember Shake Shack in 15 years.
I find it hilarious that these companies, that are copy pastes of other companies (like, seriously, how is Shake Shack different from In n Out or Five Guys?) are worth more than companies that actually innovate or at least manufacture complex products.
People can deride biotech as a bubble, but at least they have some worth in that they have patents
I see a Southpark episode in Shake Shacks future... Something along the lines of "Shitty Wok".
Eagerly awaiting Freddie's Frozen Custard to file IPO.
I'm so fucking giddy with excitement - everything is AWESOME!!!!!
I'm curious to know if this increase in "value" for SHAK coincides most directly with the newest opening of Shake Shack in Austin, Texas.
In fact, it is installed into an enitrely revamped and rebuilt shopping center off of south Lamar Blvd. that includes the removal of several businesses, the facelift of Alamo DraftHouse (where you go when you like the sound of chewing to movies), hundereds of over-priced ultra-modern condominiums/apartments/townhouses/dorm's, and, naturally, a new Café Medici (a coffee bar/study lounge/business center/nap pad/who are all these lemmings behind the looming layer of laptops and what do they make?).
Where Shake Shack is in Austin only signifies to those whom did not spend enough time through the thickness of supposed boredom to rightly identifiy with the city they chose to relocate themselves: That is, it is where the marionette marketers demarc "Where The Action Is"
Here is a good indicator that Austin is a Bubble...
1. http://www.bizjournals.com/austin/topic/venture-capital/
2. http://www.bizjournals.com/austin/print-edition/2015/01/23/vc-industry-o...
3. http://techcrunch.com/2014/06/10/venture-capital-keeps-austin-startups-f...
We are an acceptable Petri Dish
Shake Shack reported sales of $118.5 million, income of $2.10 million & a market cap of $3.26 BILLION....I think they should rename the company Shake Chateau indicating they are expanding into the LUXURY BURGER FINANCING market & watch their market cap rival APPLE - Ms. Yellen, Ms. Yellen, please pick up the white courtesy phone in the lobby...your order is ready...
Makes perfect sense....if the burgers cost $397 each.
i've had it, nothing to write home about. pretty much the same as any local place that serves up burgers, fries and shakes.
Hey, can I get a liter of cola at Shake Shack ?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MIQ8No2WZs
The value of the shares represent the sum of all future earnings, and not necessarily the value of each location.
Do you see each location being able to generate $53 million in profits going forward?
I think most of us would agree that answer is hell no.
I just read a story that the stock is SURGING because they might add chicken sandwiches. That should be good for another billion in market cap. I might be dating myself but remember when krispe kreme was a $60 stock (since in "investing" terms that was soo long ago). Then it became a $1 stock. $53 million dollar burger joint. WTF!!! Then again we do have $25 million dollar taco trucks. What a ponzi world we live in.
lol Krispe Kreme has market cap of 1.13b and is trading the 17.50 handle,and that's over priced. Shake Shit is another whole new dimension all together.
You are correct. Actually Krispe Kreme's all time high was $108.50 before it split twice 2:1 in 2001. Traded up 48.50 after that. Couldn't find out what the all time high was in market cap, but based on the cap now looks like 4 billion or so.
At least KK has the sign that acts as a magnet for fat people. Well, to me as well. Nothing like a hot Krispy Kreme.
pods
And you can go to the Mall of America (MALL OF FUCKIN' AMERICA FUCKIN' A MAN) and watch them drop the dough rings in oil, and follow your KK all the way down the conveyor to your soon-to-be-landfilled box.
And get a bitchin' paper hat to look awesome in all day at the Mall too. Man.
lol I love a little cynicism before Old Yeller speaks today. ;-)
I have inside information that Shaky Shack will soon start serving onion rings. Also, their secret laboratory is working on a Happier Meal for the kiddies.
The stock will soon be priceless.
CRAZY!
My mistake, those taco trucks aren't taco trucks, they're grilled cheese trucks. They don't even serve MEAT. No wonder each Shake Shack is worth twice as much. Just a matter of time before Shake Shack goes the way of , what was the name of that company, Radio something. Can't remember they went bankrupt soo long ago.
Dude, Radio Shaquille. Don't you Wikioogle?
Must be using the cows that all the government cheese came from.
What the heck is a Zoe's Kitchen???
yellen is long shake shack.
what a fucking cunt!!!
I hope it will go up a lot more. I love roller coaster ride.
Dot-com bubble, real estate bubble, burger bubble, all encompassed in a stupidity bubble.
One SHAK equals just about One SHAQ!
What a Unique Idea they have -- maybe someone else in the US should open a Hamburger restaurant!
After all these years, FINALLY found where the beef is, right in front of the bull...
This is what is known as a Cosmic Joke...The Universe is laughing its ass off....
BULLISH - Take it and bid it.
The only reason SHAK is bid is because a bunch of prissy Manhattan pricks who are bored out of their mind are fucking jobbing it around for the fuck of it. Take that to the bank.