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Hillary Clinton's Speech Requirements: Private Jets, Presidential Suites And Lots Of Cash
Late last month we highlighted an IB Times report which showed that Goldman Sachs paid Bill Clinton some $200,000 for a speech ahead of an effort to lobby The State Department (then led by Hillary Clinton) on Export-Import Bank legislation tied to a $75 million purchase order from a Chinese company to a Goldman-owned aircraft manufacturer.
The idea that the paid speech and the authorization of an Export-Import Bank loan to the Chinese firm were related was of course dismissed as “preposterous” by Goldman (draw your own conclusions) but what certainly isn’t preposterous is the fact that the Clintons reap millions for speaking engagements and as you can see from the following, if you want a Clinton, a quarter-million in cash isn’t all you’ll need to budget for.
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Hubris.
Don't forget her Enema Requirements, (4) Bags Salt Water 5% solution (dyed pink) warmed to 94o degrees F.
She can't just order all Red M&Ms in a Bowl like everyone else?? What a bitch!
How about an oral enema with Hydrofluoric Acid?
Enema Requirements? ~ lol... ENJOY!
TEENAGE ENEMA NURSES IN BONDAGE ~ (ht KROQ - Los Angeles, circa early 80's)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5ep8jp2zkQ
~ Killer Pussy
"not a pretty job, but someone's got 2 do it"
Hey! She's broke! Gotta get out from under the soul crushing experience of abject poverty somehow.
BTW, ever hear of selling one's soul to the Devil? Looks like it works for some folks ....
At $225,000. Here's what you get
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?!!!
= $37,500 per syllable (a bargain at ANY PRICE)
It was over two decades ago when a friend tried to get me interested in public speaking. While I saw merit in the idea, I was too busy at the time and so turned down the offer. The friend gently told me, "Who knows where it could lead? Some people make thousands or millions of dollars from speeches" and I believed him but still turned down the offer due to time constraints.
It has taken me all these years to put two and two together. It was only a year or two ago that I finally realized that the highest paid speakers have probably all sold their souls to the devil and their "fee" is probably just a convenient money laundering operation.
or sour grapes but I'll let you be the judge of that ...
Bernanke worth every cent? Yeah, right ...
Clintons? Anyone else?
The noises that came out of that person's mouth last night were worth every cent. It has nothing to do with anything they said or did last year and nothing to do with anything they say or do next year...
... and above all else, Gary Glitter really does care for the welfare of your children ...
Pant Suit Skid Marks.
..."a Goldman-owned aircraft manufacturer. "
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawker_Beechcraft
"Accomodations should include a Presidential Suite for Secretary Clinton...."
A Presidential Suite. Of course they should.
Travolta/Jenner 2016
BTW, ever hear of selling one's soul to the Devil? Looks like it works for some folks ....
Mere mortals might do that, but who does the devil sell her to?
Bobby Boucher & Vicky Valencourt ~~~ 2016
Regardless of what's going on today, she could butcher live kittens on prime time family programming and still get elected.
The R's are stepping all over their own dicks, not that it matters much since Her Wing of the One Big Party has already been promised the presidency in Her Honor by the Bilderbergers 7 years ago.
Let us dispense with drama and enjoy the show. It's gonna be Great watching them try to address any difference in policies, devolving to more dirt and scandal than possibly any election in our lives.
Be long of popcorn
"It's gonna be Great watching them try to address any difference in policies, devolving to more dirt and scandal than possibly any election in our lives."
I concur... THEREFORE, I surmise
BOUCHER/VALENCOURT 2016!!!
Put her in a Private jet and then have everyone bail out at 30,000 feet.
G450 'or larger' lol gotta ride in style when fightin' for deh common mans.
Fukin Devil don't get those kind of perks.
He's gotta show up himself, no staff.
Chicken in a bread pan pickin' out dough!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgvfRSzmMoU
"Johnny, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose the devil gets your soul."
I humbly submit that this is a better rendition:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4iCaDCX3jY
;-D
She'll have two main jobs as president and will go at them as soon as she gets in, helped conveniently by arranged crises:
1. Destroy the 2nd Ammendment--utilizing "Moms"
2. Destroy IRAs/401Ks--mandatory conversion to Gov't bonds
HF? That's a man's acid. You don't feel it until it starts dissolving your bones.
$225,000 for 20 min speech, 40 min Q&A and no more than 50 photos with 100 people lasting no longer than 30 mins
$20-50,000 private jet cost
$500 aide cost
$1,000 stenographer cost - that you wont get a copy of
Hell of a racket
That's the cost of being a lemming who will listen to lies and applaud with cheer.
"That's the cost of being a lemming who will listen to lies and applaud with cheer."
Perhaps you missed tha part about the multi million dollar deal they were lobbying for:
tied to a $75 million purchase order from a Chinese company to a Goldman-owned aircraft manufacturer.
I came inside for snack period and made the mistake of sitting at my desk and watching this 5 minute spewtube.
Corruption is Legal in America (Princeton study says congress completely ignores voters except rich ones...huh...no kidding)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tu32CCA_Ig
Actually it's worse because I also made time to watch the cop (Officer Shaun Jurgens) tazer then douse some guy apparently having a seizure (not obeying fast enough) with a whole can of pepper spray. I think his foot got run over with own car too somehow.
http://www.wjla.com/articles/2015/05/fredericksburg-police-officer-resig...
God Bless America, pray for our first responders, and you have a nice day. Fuck this I'm going back outside to ignore the world for a while.
I'll speak to GS for $100 + a hamburger.
In all fairness to Hillary, a Gulfstream 450 or bigger is required as they have wider aisles, seats and bathrooms to accommodate Hillary's fat ass
Tyranny Abounds
And the most scary thing is: thanks to the left wing mainstream media and propaganda circus, the bitch will get away with it!
Animal Farm + Nineteen Eighty-four = our present 'free' Western world.
CUNT!
Damn! that was my comment! I was just lookin for the right placement.
down arrow....ahhhh, no, up arrow. you got me this time pooper!!!
Love the "NYC to DC 1st Cls RT" requirement for her main squeeze Huma.
There's no reason why such 'important' and 'accomplished' people shouldn't swan about in private jets.... they've accomplished so much in their lives.... these are talented, skilled and highly regarded people who've made a career out of telling other people what to do.
no one cares. She and Bill can earn/steal billions and should be admired for their brazen in your face lifestyle. We desire them. They represent the best America dictators have to offer they people. And the average American doesn't care since we are all living off the Government. They are just an example of how its done.
You would expect a high priced whore to at least be somewhat attractive to humans.
I apologise in advance for such crudity guys, but, is it just me or does anyone else want to take a sledgehammer to this retarded bitches face?
Pliskin, +100, Odd you should say that. I was just doing some visuals myself.
How many times do you think the average 50 year old American has seen the back of JFK's head fly off?
If youtube had a Vid of it happening to Hillary, I would watch it more times today, than I've seen the former in a lifetime!
Uh-oh.
Better pack a toothbrush.
I'd pay good money to see a video of Hillary walking into a prop. She'll never get Polonium poisoning ,, she's too valuable to our enemies.
Marla use to say: "you can't say I wanna crack a bottle over her head".
Oh yea, what she said.
Sad Story.
Gotta Smoke?
I recall a movie / book by Stephen King, called the Dead Zone, where a guy with psychic abilities shakes hands with an up and coming presidential candidate and has a premonition of him launching all the nukes... he then takes it upon himself to assaninate the candiate ..... fails and gets shot but in his dying moment reaches out and touches the man's hand and sees him penniless and dying alone... so he changed the course of history...
the only difference here is you don't need psychic abilities to see the damage she will cause... including quite possibily launching the nukes.... anyone got a rifle to spare ?
Snake, I see you can read my mind.
Madam Secretary shall be served tea and crumpets at precisely 4:00 p.m.
The servants shall address her as "Madam" and bow without seeking eye contact.
Under no circumstances shall any question be asked regarding: Vince Foster, Benghazi, Monica Lewinski, the Clinton Fund, Ron Brown, Whitewater, Bill, Web Hubbel, minimum wage, Mohamar Qaddafi, militarization of the police, N.S.A. and .gov violation of the 4th amendment, Obamacare, Sarah Palin, illegal immigration, or auditing the FED.
All questions must be stated in vague and broad generalities that will allow her majesty Madam Secretary Clinto to respond in vague broad generalities.
The bedside table shall be stocked with an 8-Pack of Duracell AA batteries.
She has an appointment to powder her nose at 4:30 so account for that too.
With Peruvian Pink provided by:
http://whatreallyhappened.com/RANCHO/POLITICS/cabreras.html
"Drink my piss, Huma."
"You first."
"OK. Spread those lips."
She likes her martinis licked not lapped
Never the less...........
I completely endorse Hillary for POTUS 2016
I endorse Hillary for cunnilingus in the 2016 assisted living facility.
Its ma'm , pronounded moam.
Just no couth around here sometimes.
The bedside table shall be stocked with an 8-Pack of Duracell AA batteries.
LMAO
The only correction is D batteries and lots of em, to power that two headed man-o-war vibrator with selfie cam
Looks like (it should be) easy slideshow material for any of the competing candidates. Or not.
At this point "What difference does it make?"
Speaking of Benghazi, she's so fucking retarded she sent out an email announcing the death of her "good friend Chris Smith".
http://trc.taboola.com/dailycaller/log/3/available
There was (of course) no one named Chris Smith killed inside the compound.
I think we all know that "speaking fees" is a euphemism for legalized influence peddling or some may prefer the term Vig, and the same goes for the outrageous book advance fees as well. No one in their right mind would pay that much to hear standard Progressive rhetoric in a canned speech
We don't want these kinds in our neighborhood.
Oh fuck, my eyes!!
Well, this whole thread went to shit in a hurry...
Gollum?
When Hillary takes a shit it's three feet unbroken..
It's about the only real thing Hillary has accomplished!
Blaech shoul do the job.
Banzai .... you know damn well .... her butt squat .... is let flattering .... than you have portrayed it !
You need to add a big flabby ass, William.
She usually does that on Huma Abedin's chest.
In her mouth.
Clevelend Steamer
Keeryste WB.., that is an affront to all of us Bears.
You need an American flag where the shit is dropping.
How she can turn such a natural process in Crap, I will never know
Man of the people, excuse me woman of the people....
I'm not even gonna write anything else,the post very clearly speaks for itself.
Bernie 2016
How many tons of carbon are produced by Hillary's flight requirements?
XitSam, I don't know the number, but it could sure as hell be fovorably increased with one well-placed S.A.M.
Judging by WB 7's depiction, about 32 ounces and she has staff to wipe her ass too.
Is this a great country or what?
Fukin A right it is!
It's always about the money, but you could not pay me to sit and listen to this cackling cunt for a minute.
Bill is a douchbag! These two suit each other, cold, souless assholes!
An exact description of a sociopath. They're already "dead," with no empathy nor conscience. Sometimes I feel like that kid in "Sixth Sense" who sees all these dead people around him. I especially DON'T talk to them.
Girls have three holes .... shit, piss and pussy farts !
I think you misquoted an old "joke" there Monetas, which as I remeber it, goes like this:
Why do women have three holes?
I don't know, why DO women have three holes?
So as they can shit, piss and complain at the same time...
Thaynk Yew!
What is the difference in Hillary and a bowling ball?
You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
What's the difference between Hitlary and a hooker?
You leave the hooker with a satisfied grin.
Why did Bill cross the road?
Because he was still stuck to the chicken.
Knuck...knuck, I can't stop laughing.
Probably the most expensive bitch in the world.
I don't see a guillotine waiver.
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.
Hang the Yellen/Clinton Bitchez - America cant afford either
H's World Tour 2016:
Hildabeast's Tijuana Democratic Donkey Sex Act Minimum requirements:
Gulfstream Jet for donkey...
2 Bales of Hay for donkey...
Memory Erase Pills for donkey...
Psychiatric Counseling for donkey....
It's a show you won't forget and one the Donkey wishes he could forget....
Hillary does not even know her whole election campaign will be torpedoed by the Obama/Valeria Jarret plan to release all her transgression bit by bit through the press and other media to make her so corrupt, unpopular and un-electable that she has to quit the race. just look at the timing of those recent press releases from the administration..
Michelle My Bell to take nomination by storm
Interesting theory. May explain why Boehner & McConnell are sucking the Kenyan's dick at every opportunity. They know he's going to help the Rs win back the White House.
To all the opponents of Hillary : The strategy of her team is clear : Let all the critiques come out now, let everything come out now. We are about 15 months away from the election, and by that time, people will have largely forgotten and a repetition of the critique will have lost its sharpness. Team Hillary is only in the ramp-up phase of the campaign. Keep your powder dry and take her out in the full heat of the campaign. Timing is everything ! Signed, A Euro-peon
Totally agree. Getting the bad out now lets them know what resonates and gives them time to prepare a slick offense to defeat the attacker and smooth the damage. Hillary has always been a wait and see what the voters/media think after an event so she can prepare the correct response. She rarely hops in the mix as it is developing even if it needs immediate action. This is one of her many leadership weaknesses.
well, I think politicians will always try to avoid telling you what they think about a certain issue before they know what you think. Years ago, the (then) Dutch minister of foreign affairs joined me at my table in a coffee bar in Hyde Park, probably because there was no free table left ( I am a nobody, so it was a rather strange situation ). When I asked him what he thought about Geert Wilders, he shot back immediately : what do you think about Geert Wilders ?
Yes, I was bribed- many times. I let Chris get whacked and those soldiers, too. But, hey that news is so yesterday! Let's talk about my Plans for Amerika...
Chelsea, get me another Jack and baby blood from the cellar.
Awright, mom.
Mom! My baby is looking pale! What's this cut on her neck?
Nothing, honey.
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I can't recall a single thing this wretched woman has accomplished in her career. Anyone?
The Hildebeast married Slick Willie one of the most vicious, cynical and corrupt , albeit smart, human beings on the planet. She's an excellent student.
She had lesbian sex with an Agent of the Muslim Brotherhood....
Accomplishments? See WB7's illustration above. That is about the only thing she can create, both literally and figuratively. She sure is good for at it though! Especially when she spreads it around!
Well, she has honed her psychotic laugh and cackle to a truly horrifying level....
Thank God Goldman took the TAXPAYER BAILOUT in 07/08, yes the one they didn't Want or Need but were strong-armed into taking, otherwise how could they have afforded to pay Parasites like Clinton and other Public Servants $ millions to influence Committee Decisions?
All Legal and Transparent Usury of course.
She just wants to be president to get back at Bill...She is going to have a male assistant to give blow jobs to and then say "I never had sex with that man".... She will be busted tho, because instead of having semen evidence, which she will swallow, the evidence will be from the guy who she bit off his penis. Its his own fault tho, he put his penis in a garbage disposal, what did he expect?
Wasn't she bought off with the state department job, to let Obama win. man this mud slinging shit gets so darn complicated.
my favorite was when they threatened the secret service guys with their Jobs if they didn't lie about Monica and the SS called their bluff
George S. : Sorry , Hitlery, we need a Kenyan to wipe out America. However, You get the SoS job and I have a list here of contributors willing to bribe you for DoS funding.
Now, my bosses at The Red Shield have told me you can have the option to run for First Puppet in 2016.
The Clinton's have lifetime secret service protection as well - no ? I wonder if they all hop on the Gulfstream together.
Under Hillary: Uber Class and all else "everday Americans", those necessary to toil and tax. Those she will attempt to equalized (downwardly) in all aspects. The middle class is removed as seen in her language.
Hillary has no intention of getting nominated for potus and probably never has.
She is such a bad actor she makes even a half Kenyan community organizer look good.
Her job is to keep up distraction from the real candidate for as long as possible to avoid scrutiny of their dubious distinctions.
Wow ... I never thought of that. I don't know that her ego would allow her to do that, however.
That is the usual approach.
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As I've pointed out several times recently, presidental elections almost always bounce back and forth between democrat and republican... with only 2 exceptions in the past 70 years or so.
Especially after such an egregious lying scumbag as Barry, democrats understand they have almost zero chance in 2016. And they don't care much either, since the "parties" are just two flavors of the same fascist, totalitarian poison.
"""" speech """"
I just sent Mitt Romney an email asking if he would please reconsider running for President.
http://www.mittromney.com/contact/
I must have my pussy licked both before and after I speak by a muslim girl if Huma is not available.
I must also have a 5th of Jack Daniels for immediate consumption after my speech.
Custom speeches cost $500,000. Or, you can hear my generic speech for the usual fee.
Consideration will be given to your business/country for a minimum 'contribution' to the Clit-On fund. Cash only. It must be in a paper bag. Chelsea will collect it along with your request.
If this were any other celebrity, TMZ would be all over her ... but with Hillary, all they can do is drool
Two things:
These "speeches" are thinly veiled fronts for "bribes."
Not sure if Hilliary is seriously running for president, but for now, has to make it look like she is really serious about it by her traveling dog and pony show. The reality: Her "campaign" is good for bribes and her"business," the Cinton foundation, which is a front for laundering crooked influence money. The greater the impression she gives that she is serious about getting elected POTUS, the more the influence money will flow. Either way, she can not lose, as she will never, ever, go to jail.
To the gallows, then!
fcuk that cnut!
All those perks mentioned in that letter are truely compensation and Hillary is required to report them as earnings right ?
What difference does it make?
IRS only goes after R's
Emperor Obama doesn't enforce the law against one of his own
How does this ingratiate herself with the working class Americans who have been pulverized under Obama?
Just antother pol on the grift
I'll bet you a Fifth of Maker's Mark that the 2016 election has the lowest vote turnout since WW II
Way too early to be placing such bets.
If the DEMonS and the REPtilianS go with the conventional playbook and nominate "the next person in line", you could be right about low turnout.
Hillary vs. Jeb. Yawn.
President Obungle explained it perfectly: "[Hillary... or Jeb]... doesn't have that new car smell."
But if the REPs stage a high decibel, passionate, no-holds barred donneybrook among all the "Tea Party candidates", and nominate -- oh, say -- Ted Cruz. And the DEMs nominate Martin O'Marxist or Pocahontas, I think you could see a first class Texas chainsaw cage fight of an election.
The Tea Partiers (yes, they're still out there) will come out in droves. The crony capitalist RINO Repbublican establishment, will be carpet bombing moderate Republican villages with pallets of hundred dollar bills to try to get a "third party candidate to run".
The red meat commies from MoveOn.org, and ACORN, will be hurling their bodies on the ramparts in stark terror over the prospect that Sandra Fluke might have to pay for her own birth control.
And George Soros will be making sure that every, desperate, starving peasant in the third world gets a free Obama-phone with GPS directions to the U.S. border, and instructions on how to phonetically pronounce "ASYLUM" in their native language and sign an absentee ballot proxy authorization.
Notwithstanding all the nihilists on Zero Hedge, there are still plenty of people who BELIEVE or HOPE that elections matter, because the alternative is to turn civilization over to the mouth breathers.
President Obungle explained it perfectly: "[Hillary... or Jeb]... doesn't have that new car smell."
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Did Peace Prize really say that about Jeb v. Hillary?
Boy, howdy! That sums it up in a nutshell
Jeblary has a smell. I'm thinking it's reminiscent of the typical daily contents of
a septic system, though that might be an insult to the stench wafting up from a septic system.
I hear ya, and agree. With every rational person sitting out this election, the FSA will rule the day.
Have any of you watched her "campaigning" where she is in some plant somewhere and is forced to interact with the press and the hoi polloi?
She has zero interest in what the plant foreman or whoever is saying. ZERO. It is written all over her face. And when the press asks her a specific question, invariably she responds with something like "we are just glad to be hear today and listen to all of these important and interesting questions."
She is flying at 30,000 feet on every issue presented to her. She has no grasp of details on anything. Absolutely NOTHING.
She is like Chauncey Gardener in Being There.
Good observation!
I think you're nailed it.
In her mind, she has been president for 30 years. She's just going through the motions.
Also notice her eyes----they pop out with a googly stare into space with a self satisfied grin. Very wierd for a Presidential candidate but common in a pshychiatric ward.
What's the big deal?
It's pretty much the same requirements that I have when I'm asked to make a speech.
Ready for Hillary? Obvious with a scandal a week Hillary is not ready
Cankles needs a new slogan
"Homeless..Hungry..WILL WORK..(for $200,00 a speach)"
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She's a bit long in the tooth these days. She has no chance of winning the next election. She does however have a good chance of dethroning Joey Chestnut at the hotdog eating contest. Look at the fucking mouth on her. She could bite thru a fire hydrant
My favorite political pundit is my 72 year old mom
When the conversation about Pres. Hillary her comment was on the money. Hillary Clinton is too old to be the first female President.
When I asked her if she would vote for her in Montana. She looked at me like I had just asked her if she wanted a hit of crack
Women aren't as monolithic as blacks or Hispanics
Otherwise she would have beat Peace Prize in '08
Dems know they are going down. Let Hillary have her day in the sun. Hillary gets filthy rich
See you in 2020
Reminds me of another power hungry witch who ended up being the worse prime minister ever. Gillard !
If the yanks elect this witch your fucked!
Why has the quality of politicians Gone to shIt?
Compare what we have now to 20 Years ago.
I haven't voted in 35 years, and there is a reason for that!
I have to admit Gillard was an A#1 douchewad... I'm extremely happy the Aussies sent her packing.
What is the difference between Hillary and a bowling ball?
If you have to.....you can eat the bowling ball
http://blogdigeopoliticainternazionale.blogspot.it/2015/05/arabia-saudit...
Attack in Saudi Arabia, flase flag ?
I guess the whole blog was a false flag.
From what I have read, Colonel Kadhafi of Libya had an horrific ending, they didnt just torture him folks, things like pulling nails with pliers, they raped him with the gun that blew his brains owt.
Could you just imagine the terror someone being put through that type of treatment would feel? Can you imagine, anything like it? Knowing you are going to die? Knowing it will be as bad as the feral crowd can give? Never fully understanding how the populace, never mind who funded them felt, can you just sit back and think just how frightening that must be for an inglorious exit from this earth as bad as his?
Can you?
Can you Hitlery you fucking cunt? Can you imagine the baying crowds lusting for your blood? Neither can I you fucking filthy piece of shit, because the thought is too terrifying to comprehend you dirty fucking nation wrecking bastard.
:-)
From what I understand . Khadaffy tried to escape dressed as a woman
So the rebels fucked him. He was anally raped with a bayonet.
Cankles the Ghoul: We came. We saw. he died. Cackling like the Satanic Medusa we all know and loathe
Several months later, Libyan Amb. Stevens was doing some hanky panty in the consulate moving weapons into place for "our guys"
Al Qaeda affiliates , not raving Muslms pissed about some Armenian's blasphemous film dissing Mohammad attacked.
Stevens, who was gay, was killed. The Jihadis either fucked him to death or gangraped and mutilated his corpse. He didn't die of asphyxiation or whatever lies the Corporate media spun
Cankles: We came. We saw. Stevens died. No cackling from the witch on this blowback
You See, Hillary pulled Stevens' security detail while he was transcting his little caper with the weapons cache.
I believe they are keeping the powder dry on this fiasco for when it will really damage Hillary next summer
I'd pay $1,000,000.00 to watch Hillary and her (3) aides dropped down a SSBN launch tube on a Trident submarine, and fired at downtown Manhattan.
I wish Cliton would charge $1million a speech so no one would pay for her worthless, cackling~ carbuncle infested~ haggard corpse, TO SPEAK IN THE FIRST PLACE.
I remember her 2007 campaign led off wit the slogan "Let the conversation begin". A quarter million dollars is a mighty expensive conversation...
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She is such a Cunt. Can I say Cunt?
My cuntry, right is wrong.
This article is a testimonial to the current value of the FRN. So much for legal tender or honest tender for that matter....pity the fool trading an hour of their life for 10 or 20 of them while Hillary and the average hedge fund manage are raking in 200k+ FRN's/hour.