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Man, China just seems to be getting ALL the cool jobs these days....
I could care less about pornography, hell I don't even own a pornograph.
And here I thought it was a show on History channel.
Lip my stockings! Lip them!
I screen porn on a daily basis, but I don't get paid yet
I have a pornographic memory. It used to be photographic, but I got older...
Now if the language job requirement was translate a paragraph from English to Ebonics, Michelle would be all over this job.
I like the qualification that u can't b over 35, just like our job market.
This will be completely automated within 12 months. No future in it.
Damn Tyler(s) ... talk about serving up a softball ... *no pun intended*
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For a minute there I thought was on Drudge or Huff Post. My bad!
Better hire eunuchs or put floor drains in those cubicles.
Definite risk of Chinese citizenism blobbing up on this job.
All your breast are belong to us.
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The salary is not high enough...
Thats what she said.
But then again, getting paid to watch porn?
SEC is hiring?
Free Bart Chilton!
You mean I can get paid for it? Up till now I've been donating all my time.
You can make 7000 Yuan a month...
Be nice if the Chinese commie fuckheads trolling ZH would get assigned to the ass-grab squad.
The fuckheads all get paid out of the IMF. With our money. The chins just don't understand what they are being set up for yet... where 2 fight a 3rd wins. This is a 9 way dogpile.
To the death.
HAHAHAHA... proof positive the commie fuckhead squad exists. No wait... downvotes means the average ZH reader doesn't want commie trolls to get reassigned.... LMFAO....
HAHAHAHA.... oh my sides....
Trolls are entertaining. I certainly want to encourage them.
I enjoy trolls. I get a good laugh at them.
I like name calling cowards much better than 'trolls"
I'd do it, but I am fully employed as a "Brutality, Tyranny, and Treason Identifier."-- A BTTI.
My motto: "I'll know it when I see the victim."
I moonlight as a guillotine operator as well.
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..
My hobbies are ounce and caliber "gardening."
My Bet is if his screen pauses on any image for more than 5 seconds he gets fired...
Maybe taking a sensible move here
clean the rap up
I don't think this web site would fair too well in China in the near future
Do we care?
I do not give a damn if this website fares well (NOTE SPELLING) in China or even if it does in the USA.
If there is a will then there is a way.
Currently ZH is one website well within the top ONE PERCENT of ALL WEBSITES visited.
So go and fuck yourself, bitch. Give yourself a hand.
If the Great Chinese Firewall wasn't enough, they contract censors to search the web for inappropiate content.
I think they still haven't found a way to produce their own porn productions to export. Business is business.
SCREW THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA???
http://www.greatwallofvagina.co.uk/home
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Imagine the ISIS equivalent! "Jihadist Vile Flesh Image Inspector". Woman showing face in public = 4th Degree Pornography, punishment is a hundred lashes! Image of female goat? Ok, if Inspector,doesn't get aroused. Photo of naked little boy, playing in river = share with other Inspectors as soon as possible!
They require the applicant to be married, yet demand he keeps job details secret from family members.
Hmm.
The wife, better get used to the excuses. "Not tonight, Honey, it was a hard day at work".
literally, all day
God forbid they get an itch in the crotch.
"Sir. I am sorry. You're fired."
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Do they ban State Sanctioned Murder Porn as well when countless Chinese are sent to the firing squad for victimless crimes??
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Ripped from the pages of 'The Onion'.
Or not?
It's pretty damn sad when you can't tell what's real or not, anymore.
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V-V
Definition of LAW in China and US: Set of rules dictated by the criminals at the top of the food chain that keep the
victims (citizens) permananently oppressed and psychologically beat-down so they will not fight their oppressors.
How many former SEC employees applied for this position?
:p
Guess they can count me out. Anything with an oval shape appears religiously sexual to the Q99X2.
You'll be using a 500% zoom on your browser just to be sure for any potential tranny photos.
Then, writing of Trannies, I guess that Michael "Michelle" Obama will be banned.
How does one say 'giggity' in Mandarin?
Leave it to Zerohedge to find the bright, shiny silver lining.
You have to dig pretty deep to find jobs like these!
Thanks Zerohedge!
The same workers in Vietnam get paid in Dong (s).
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I appreciate the Chinese effort.
And it is a spiritual matter. Human race has forgotton that sexual perversion is so debasing & degrading of human values, ethics & morality. Human being is a unique creature who is having both animal as well as the divine characteristics. The sane should know & decide which side to choose. It is your choice whether you want to end up as an ugly ghost on earth, in burning hell (which is below your feet) or to rise up shining & happy in the after states of death where even intentions & thoughts become bare for all to see. (Remember , death is an undeniable truth)
And those westerners who laugh at it should know that there is a ban on Burqa in many European countries.
Thumbs up to Chinese.
You promote attempting to legislate morality?
How are God's laws working out?
Laws prevent NOTHING. All have sinned...INCLUDING YOU.
The penalty for violation is eternal damnation. But that still does not prevent human behavior, does it?
As a matter of fact you probably have the erroneous and unfounded belief that there is a sin of fornication. There is not.
The Roman Catholics created that sin in order to collect a indulgence fee.
Read I Cor 6:16. When you have sex with one of those prostitute then you become ONE FLESH with them. You shall not defile the temple of the Holy Spirit.
But when you have sex...YOU ARE MARRIED. There is no such thing as sex outside of marriage. When you have sex you are MARRIED.
See? Even the Roman Catholics could not hide that fact. But even they will not stoop to the lie of even RECOGNIZING A MARRIAGE unless it has been CONSUMMATED.
Take your righteous RELIGIOUS STATIST bullshit elsewhere.
I have a hard enough time with the atheists as it is. Then you come in with this legalistic crap and make my job harder?
Fuck the Chinese.
if u fuck the chinese then you are of ONE flesh with them ! By your own rules you have married them !
Are you a member of the church of bigamists ?
'Cos there are a lot of chinese out there that need to be f*****!
Horrible combination.
Crazy ass shopping cart guy spitting and screaming in Mandarin.
Here is my final point, oh thank you God.
About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography, whatever that is.
What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, or take into my body as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?
And for those of you out there who’re having a little moral dilemma in your head about how to answer that question, I’ll answer it for you – none of your fucking business. Take that to the bank, cash it, and go fucking on a vacation out of my life.
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NONE OF MY BUSINESS ASSHOLE?
Not since I started paying for your healthcare......
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So then Mr. Grumbles, can we expect you to produce your own drugs & porn and keep it all to yourself? Or are you one of those who depends on others to provide the materials you require?
China had lots of porn just recently on television - during the European Song Contest/Festival.
You get paid to watch porn!!?? The fiat world has gone another level.
Class A doom porn identified. Mulitple violations. Site shutdown .... 3...2...1..
The Chinese know things that cause psychological ill-health and social tensions when they see them. And to their major credit, they won't swallow any self-serving BS about "creative freedom" from dudes who just want to wank in peace, even if it shatters any possiblity of meaningful relations to the other sex, turns them into low life sadists and ultimately leads to them marrying their hand.
And don't get them started on the social ills.
It's not about phony morals. It's about what it actually, concretely does to society as a whole.
Good move, China.
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What a load of shit. You can go out and buy porn DVDs from the little old ladys that sell them on the street or in the markets, along with all the other copied/fake DVDs.
Better still you can just go to one of the dozens of sex shops or Go-Go bars, pink light shops in EVERY city in China and get the real thing.
If this story IS true then let TPTB in China spend their time and money on this shit, and when the bombs start falling the citizenry will be out on the streets waving their stars and stripes. Fucking morons.
Let me review this vid 50 more times before I decide. LOL.
Funny, the don't mention risk of an erection lasting more than 4 hours - like all the erection pill commercials do...
I also wonder, is getting an erection on the job grounds to be terminated?
They should ban feminist and women right websites, then teach women to act in the humble way like in the Confucian times, maybe men will be more interested in fucking them and having children instead of watching pron, talk about an anti-male measure.
BTW, it won't impeach Geeks to put Chinese pussy online with Tor and encrypted websites instead of having chinesejapanesepron.cn they will get chinesejapanesepron.onion, lulz.
What about the FED porn that Keynsians beat off to each month?