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...or just see the mirrors...

 

 

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Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:34 | 6132973 ZippyBananaPants
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Hillary crop dusting again?

 

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:36 | 6132981 DOT
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I like it!

 

Much better than "Astro-Turffing"

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:44 | 6133005 I am more equal...
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I see a fat ugly bitch on a broom.

 

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:51 | 6133027 pods
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Can't wait till Iowa to see how she does the Corndog Challenge. I bet you she leads with her teeth like Bachman.

Maybe Gov. Perry can show her how to do it properly?

Maybe she can look Jabba right in the eyes while she slowly takes it in one bite?

It would be cool to see that bastard drop dead on the spot from a wide eyed heart attack.

pods

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:54 | 6133040 Bay of Pigs
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Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:56 | 6133047 usednabused
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I can't smell smoke, but I seem to smell a shithouse door offun a tuna boat

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:03 | 6133059 Hippocratic Oaf
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Do you smell an insufferable cunt?

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:15 | 6133099 Sanity Bear
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"There are three things that smell like fish. One of them is fish." - Frank Zappa

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:58 | 6133237 0b1knob
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You always smell sulfurous smoke when the devil is present. 

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 15:54 | 6133458 Buzz Fuzzel
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I'm embarrassed for the so called journalists in this country.  Don't they realize we are laughing at them?

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 17:42 | 6133863 A Nanny Moose
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Yeah, deviled eggs do that to me as well.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:11 | 6133092 PTR
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Now I know why tigers eat their young.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:40 | 6133166 Abitdodgie
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Everyone can say what they want about Clinton , but the American people are that stupid they will let her get in the white house. We have had to fudgepackers so lets have someone with a liquor licence.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 18:00 | 6133922 SDShack
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Wart Hog Hag

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:21 | 6133110 ZippyBananaPants
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Astroturfing? is that like Feltching?

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:38 | 6133146 SoilMyselfRotten
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Ask my pet gerbil Raggot.....Armaggedon! One of the funniest things you will listen to.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 15:05 | 6133269 ZippyBananaPants
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ARMAGEDDON
Tue, 05/26/2015 - 20:43 | 6134438 armageddon addahere
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armageddon addahere

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:52 | 6133029 BullyBearish
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I'd vote for her...as the newest member of this club:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ADX_Florence

 

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:07 | 6133067 two hoots
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"Bill, I don't want to do this!" 

"This is not about you Hillary"

"I don't care anymore, Bill"

"Chelesa is not yet 35 (hmm, she is?) and it's my only hope" 

"I'm tired Bill"

"Come to Bill"

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:17 | 6133102 Cheduba
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That's not air you're breathing.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:34 | 6132977 OldPhart
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Screw Clinton...(ugh!)...to hell with her and her whole damned family.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:14 | 6133095 Withdrawn Sanction
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Yep...

If you're artistically inclined, carefully cross the first "L" on her bumper stickers and other campaign material w/a silver Sharpie.  Then, a swastika would be a nice touch.  It'll help remind the less-alert what she's really all about:  a grotesque caricature of state corporatism, or fascism if you prefer.  

And yes, I realize most of her current "opponents" are of the same ilk...it's just that she's so shrill about it. 

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:35 | 6132979 thunderchief
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She is horrible!

Enough said.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:44 | 6133004 813kml
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Bow to your future Commandress in Queef.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:38 | 6132985 rum_runner
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Now, now.. you get to pick between Bush or Clinton.  This is a democracy - you have choices!

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:39 | 6132987 lakecity55
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"(Sniff), it is too bad I have to get the votes of the Serfs. They should just Coronate me, Huma."
"Yes, Misstress."

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:39 | 6132989 Keynesians say ...
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That should be a big campaign RV on fire scaling off of a spaghetti loop highway plungering towards the ground with millions of Hillary supporters (mostly women and feminent men) preparing to catch it on the ground

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:40 | 6132990 economessed
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Instead of drawing up cartoons, can we draw up an indictment?

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:43 | 6133003 kaiserhoff
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Yes, where is the special prosecutor for her smelly ass,

  and Barry's too.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:40 | 6132993 williambanzai7
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Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:42 | 6133001 Bastiat
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Horrific! Awesome! 

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:46 | 6133011 Freddie
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She should look so good.  What is that Frans Hals or Rembrandt?

I want to see girl without a head as with a guillotine.   Let her eat cake or Huma.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:03 | 6133061 quasimodo
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She already eats cake, of the deep south variety.

Sorry if I ruined your lunch of tuna fish sandwhich. 

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:44 | 6133006 tradebot
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Girl Power!

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:47 | 6133012 deimos178
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The Obamas despise the Clintons ever since the horny hillbilly said to Ted Kennedy in 08 "20 years ago he would be bringing us coffee." That shrill harridan will not be the nominee and I am thinking she will be indicted for bribes. Obama will do what he can to screw her over.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 17:19 | 6133777 Bear
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Such class at the pinnacles of power

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:50 | 6133022 earleflorida
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Why don't 'We the People' just except the charade of 'freedom to choose' , and prostrate  ourselves to thy 'Monarchy'... that never left the shore's of England!?! 

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:20 | 6133109 rum_runner
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Frankly a benevolent ruler is sounding better and better.  

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 15:21 | 6133309 BigJim
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Their progeny rarely stay benevolent

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 16:36 | 6133614 KJWqonfo7
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My lib friends keep preaching this as the end game.  Give the ignorant masses a master.

 

They can't live under a boot heel fast enough.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:51 | 6133026 Fun Facts
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The candidates presented to us by the zio media mafia are a cruel joke on America and the rest of humanity as well.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:53 | 6133031 BoPeople
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I smell "quid pro quo".

We can see the money "Pilfery" was given by certain interested parties in the Ukraine, Saudi Arabia and Israel... as well as many other countries.

The questions are:
1. What was she promised for her cooperation? Was she promised the presidency or just promised sufficient money to win if she were not such an abhorrent creature? Or, did they guarantee a rigged election as well?

2. What cooperation did she promise? Is it only from the past (keeping dirty secrets and doing dirty deeds) or is for future cooperation as well (keeping dirty secrets and doing dirty deeds).

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:55 | 6133044 holgerdanske
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Refuse to participate and claim "nor taxation without representation".

Democracy has long been dead, only the smouldering red embers are left.

You will have to fight for you rights, because they will take each and every one of those if they can.

To anyone who still believes that voting works, I have a bridge I would like to sell you.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:09 | 6133086 two hoots
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Trouble is we have 50% getting representation without taxation.  They feel no ownership.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:04 | 6133064 carbonmutant
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It's amazing that this is the best candidate the Democratic party can find... are they trying to lose the election?

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:50 | 6133206 calltoaccount
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The only straight arrow candidate who speaks for the people.

More Magic From Bernie Sanders-- An Economic Agenda

More Magic From Bernie Sanders-- An Economic Agenda This morning, just before Bernie Sanders' official decla . . .

http://downwithtyranny.blogspot.com/2015/05/more-magic-from . . .

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 15:19 | 6133305 headhunt
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Bernie Sanders is a communist and a political thug

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 15:39 | 6133395 Kayman
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"Bernie Sanders is a communist and a political thug"

Are you extolling his good points?  Is this an upgrade or a downgrade from a lying fascist toady?  What do you call a female politician that can be bought like a 2 dollar Cisero hooker ?

Just asking.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:18 | 6133105 PoliticalRefuge...
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I think it's gonna be Jeb with the mop and bucket this time, that's sort of how these soap operas tend to run.

She's just there to maintain the level of fear we see today, and preventing the Republipukes from actually thinking outside the box for once- Jeb to the rescue.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:46 | 6133191 nah
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Hillary will win against Rand Paul

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Felons only get to vote if Rand can convince everyone else that he's a capable leader with real vision.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:51 | 6133208 chinooky47
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I wonder if all this fuss over Hillary as the Dems candidate is just a smoke screen so the press doesn't see the real candidate sometime much later, even at the last minute.  Such tactics would keep the press at bay only focusing on Hillary who steps down at the last minute and a new front runner emerges clean as a whistle to sucker the public in again as Obama did.  Hmmmmmm makes you wonder!

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 15:01 | 6133250 henry chucho
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These aren't really elections anymore..they're more like coronations

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 15:31 | 6133349 booboo
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may as well get used to looking at the whore, you will be married to her for the next 9 years.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 16:04 | 6133496 sunkeye
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I'm the douche downthumbed WB7.  I cop to it.

But what he did was desecrate a Vermeer and THAT is verboten.

Not just violate a masterpiece but with the image of the most vile woman ever to debase US politics.  

Such heresy CANNOT go unanswered.

Signed,

A WB7 admirer - 99.9% of the time.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 16:40 | 6133626 orangegeek
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Democrats are digging up Al Capone to run against Billary.

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