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"My Love Is Real" Kenyan Lawyer Offers Cows, Sheep, & Goats For Obama's Daughter
"I got interested in her in 2008," Kenyan Felix Kiprono tells The Nairobian newspaper, and now, in an official marriage request, the lawyer has offered US president Barack Obama 50 cows, 70 sheep, and 30 goats in exchange for his 16-year old daughter Malia's hand in marriage. As AFP reports, Kiprono dismissed the notion he might be a gold-digger, adding that he and the young Obama would lead "a simple life," and he will teach Malia how to milk a cow. This is not the first time a Kenyan has offered livestock in exchange for a President's daughter...
A Kenyan lawyer has offered US president Barack Obama 50 cows and other assorted livestock in exchange for his 16-year old daughter Malia's hand in marriage, a report said Tuesday. As AFP reports,
Felix Kiprono said he was willing to pay 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats in order to fulfil his dream of marrying the first daughter.
"I got interested in her in 2008," Kiprono said, in an interview with The Nairobian newspaper.
At that time President Obama was running for office for the first time and Malia was a 10-year-old.
"As a matter of fact, I haven't dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price," he said.
Kiprono said he intended to put his offer of marriage to Obama and hopes the president will bring his daughter with him when he makes his first presidential visit to Kenya, the country where his father was born, in July.
Obama's Kenyan grandmother, who is in her early 90s, still lives in Kogelo, in western Kenya, home to a number of the president's relatives.
"I am currently drafting a letter to Obama asking him to please have Malia accompany him for this trip. I hope the embassy will pass the letter to him," he said.
Kiprono dismissed the notion he might be a gold-digger.
"People might say I am after the family's money, which is not the case. My love is real," he insisted.
The young lawyer, whose age was not revealed, said he had already planned his proposal, which would be made on a hill near his rural village, and the wedding at which champagne would be shunned in favour of a traditional sour milk called "mursik".
Kiprono said that as a couple he and the young Obama would lead "a simple life".
"I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali (maize porridge) and prepare mursik like any other Kalenjin woman," he said.
And while the gesture seems very generous, we would note that this is not the first time a Kenyan has offered livestock in exchange for a President's daughter. In 2009, as CNN reports, Kenyan Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor offered 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea Clinton's love...
The Kenyan man first offered the dowry nine years ago to then-President Bill Clinton in asking for the hand of his only child. He renewed it Thursday after Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was asked about the proposal at a Nairobi town hall session.
CNN's Fareed Zakaria, the session's moderator, commented that given the economic crisis at hand, Chepkurgor's dowry was "not a bad offer."
However, Clinton said her daughter was her own person.
"She's very independent," she said. "So I will convey this very kind offer."
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So what have we learned: Malia Obama is worth dramatically more than Chelsea Clinton (even adjusting for inflation).
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Keep the livestock bro, she aint worth it.
Trudat. A cow feeds people. The Obamae feed on people.
Sold...the people demand that you take her fathers back in the deal.
RIPS
livestock:
fungible
divisible
unit of account
store of value
edible
I have it on good authority Obongo won't take anything less than 50 goats.
Not baaaad.
left out "lovable"
I will GLADLY trade our Kenyan for a goat. A cow is too good for him.
A (shapeshifting) face only a lawyer could love.
Wait until he's out of office and you can have her for a bag of weed.
And subject to Manipulation
I would pay them to take the W00kie and its clan.
Dude, you don't want a GMO'd model. Go for a real one.
Oh please...she's 16 years old. Lay off.
and Felix...milk your own fucking cows!
Now the old man on the other hand...you can have him and we will give YOU 50 cows.
I bid
51 cows, 71 sheep, and 31 goats
throw in a couple of baby seals too....
How much would he give for a real authentic Wookie?
You owe me a new keyboard and monitor ; - )
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.
"That was funny. I don't care who you are."
7 hens for the wookie.....I am going all in.
He's just ahead of his time.
Give it 10-20 years.
I was expecting this to be credited to the Onion. However, I guess this is too much even for them.
The world has become a very strange place.
True life is now stranger than any twisted human mind could produce as a work of fiction.
Pity there's only one way to get off this fucking ride.
Cue the racist 90% of ZH with their dumbass, racist comments.
With sheep like you why would Obama need any more?
Why is it always fucking racist & anti-semitic to talk truthfully about things?
Granted, this is just a dumb ass story... But, given the context of a dumb ass story, it would occur to me that anything goes... FFS people
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It would be refreshing if all racists (circa 95-100% of the human population) were to suddenly keep acting as racists but without appending everything they say with an "Im not a racist" while running in circles.
No one is presenting any "facts" about blacks in a thread about selling Malia for cows, just cracking jokes about them.
Jokes are funny while facts are ignored.
All the facts in the world wouldn't turn an Obamanaut into a thinking man, but one funny ass joke will surely piss him off!
It can always get worse. Just wait till the Mistress in Chief is Erected.
Five years 44 weeks. Anyone seen this clown before?
Fuck off and get back to sucking your black faggot masters cock.
Or if the Kenyan monkey spurned you go get your fucking shoeshine box and get back to work.
Please! Offer a few more goats and take the whole fucking family.
Too bad the Chelsea deal didn't go through . . .
She got a better deal with NBC, and didn't even have to put out that much.
True but Hunter Biden's available now with a lot of time on his hands.
How much is that tycoon willing to pay for Moochie? His daughter is fine, leave her alone - take her Mom!
He can't run again, so why would Obama need any more sheep?
Love has different meanings throughout the world I guess. Something keeps telling me that us Westerners keep getting it backwards. What's the divorce rate in Kenya by the way?
zero, they keep their wives chained to the basement overthere.
50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats to keep the jackass and the pig company.
Daddy's already an expert when it comes to milking the sheep.
Dreams of my Father. Barry's NSA Toast. If he ever made it to Kenya i reckon he's got a better chance than Osama Bin Laden had in the pakistani's hands, though.
This goes back to the old myth of how certain queens ended up having cloven hooves. He forgot to mention the part about the tranny and the requirement of the father should he accept. Could be she's found a husband.
Wow, q99x2, you posted a slur.
Good for you.
Obama already has a big cow. He is married to her.
Won't last much longer Mad Cow's Disease
Obama already has ~320 million sheep - 70 more isn't much of a deal.
Shut the thread down. Winner.
I wouldn't even offer a cock for her.
I wonder how many cows Obola paid for that hermaphrodite that he married. They must have searched the world over to find her. Incase you haven't seen it yet, Moochelle has a penis and that feller is hard to keep taped down.
Seriously...no chickens?! The president likes chicken! Get with the program damn it.
Toss in a watermelon and a carton of smokes and it's a done deal.
"I got interested in her in 2008" ...when Malia was, like, nine years old, LOL
What happens in the bush, stays in the bush.
She's nine, she's beautiful and she's mine.
Should have threatened to assassinate Jamie Dimon. She would have been on your doorstep before Obama could bend to kiss his owners feet.
Take your daughter to Northern England. Walk her through the stages of shagging a sheep. Using common core education, you can bid her sexual altercations with sheep beastiality
Fresno State Student Found Having Sex With A Sheephttp://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/crime/fresno-state-student-found-...
You can't make this shit up.
Cows = Meat
Sheep = cloths and milk
Goats = cleaning up garbage without a union raising prices to keep their pension fund. Which is being sold on Wallstreet to create derivatives.
How many pigs would Michelle Obama be worth?
none, but maybe a half bucket of uncleaned chitlins
Alas,
It was a matter of time before Kenyan Men would start hitting on POTUS' Daughters...
Who's next? In Honor of David Letterman, we'll do this "Top 10 List" Style.
Next Ten Categories of Suitors who're making Housecalls to the Obamas for their Daughters
10) Nigerian Email Scammers
9) Reggae Band Rappers
8) NYC/LA Gangsta Rappers (Motown Crooner and Jazz Musicians are dying off)
7) NFL Players
6) NBA Players (not enough black men in MLB anymore)
5) Ebonics/Black Studies Professors
4) Pastors/Clergy - (especially those who have asked their Churches for Planes, Limos, Yachts, and Mansions.)
3) BET / CW Show Hosts
2) Tiger Woods...(I know, too easy)
1) Community Organizer-Politicians
<Breakaway Song> Love and Marriage - Frank Sinatra (w/ Married w/Children Footage)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpGF-rUq99E
Horse and Carriage? Guess it'll be a Cow and Cart...
Figure that would be the Shortlist of Suitor "Wannabes" I'd instruct the Secret Service (Buzzwords!!! NSA and Secret Svc ScanBots are pegged) to escort away (read, bound, gagged, burlap sacked, and dumped on a remote Island) from my Daughters' Presence - if I were POTUS and had Single Daughters.
I didnt know baby wookies were so expensive.
Alannah Myles - Love Is 1989
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekLHvB6XOQg (3:35)
My love is alive (Gary Wright ) original version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZqItCGY3Ns (3:55)
O will sell out America for much less, does it everyday.
Great, now we have a bubble in bids for Presidential daughters.
I have to admit, I can almost forgive the Fed for not seeing this one coming.
yeah, but how much in watermelons, chicken wings, and dindu nuffins?
50 cows and 100 goats would be a better deal. Sheep are too much work during lambing. I suspect Obama won't fall for the sheep trick.
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I'd rather screw a goat than one of the Wookie's offsrping.
wookies cock is bigger than yours, goatfucker
Aint like he shopliftin' the pootie! What's the going rate, 2 goats for a little wookie? He did it for the wookie!
Monetizing livestock will not help the bottom line in the future Obama Foundation,
I did it all for the Wookie!
Come on
The Wookie!
Come on
So you can take that Wookie!
And Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!
I guess now will be cheaper, before they go through their gender re-assignment. They should be paid in rats, but even they have a job, unlike these useless demons in training.
50 Cows, that's a lot of cows, for a wife.
didn't he offer some Apple stocks?
Incomplete offer from the Kenyan.
He needs to add a 100 donkeys offer to the ass and for the ass.
Michael(a) is making sure her little cunts will marry Joos just like Killary did with Chelsea.
Bath House Barry wants him some young naked boyos
Carrying the filthy promiscuous faggot, the lying corrupt little Kenyan monkeys genes, shes not worth the rotting corpse of a piece of roadkill half eaten by rats.
That lying cunt Benwanker really ppisses me off.
He fucking promised, and that cunt Yellturd there will be no more fucking bubbles and then this fucking monster.
How the fuck can you price anything left on earth now
Lots of bullshit articles today on ZH. Red meat sells.
I bet he will have more flexibility regarding this matter after the next election.
0bamao replied: give me 10 more cattle and i'll throw in moochelle!
That will be 100 cows ,130 sheep and 55 goats after taxes and health insurance please.